Look at those triples
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I am not him, nor do I have any tight pants, but I can say that when me and my heterosexual female partner engage in marital relations that sometimes I feel as if my fun stuff is losing blood flow. The first time it happened, I almost pushed her off me. Our comparitive size, and the fact that my fun stuff is of a much larger size compared with those of my sex, is probably the reason for this.
So if I were to guess, I would say "it" would hurt if I were to put on really tight pants and I felt a special feeling stirring in my loins.
I hope you and the friend you asked aren't offended that I had put my own thoughts on the matter to the page.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger