They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... With his voice! I hear the Third King is next!
My name is Nazeem and I hate every single one of you. All of you are loud, brash barbarians who spend every second of their day looking at foolish Talos. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever been to the Cloud District? I mean, I guess it’s fun making drinking mead alone because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than taking Argonian maids to Riften.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was block captain of the Cloud District, and head of the neighborhood watch. What community activities do you engage in, other than “bash shield into not Nordic people”? I have a nice vest and have a nice house (It was very expensive; Shit was SO cash). You are all hooligans who should just honor kill each other. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my district.