Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
THIS VIDEO IS SO HOT, IT MADE ME RAPE MY DOG! I HAVE A BLACK LABRADOR RETRIEVER AND I RAPED IT IN THE ASS. ITS A BOY DOG. I RAPED A BOY DOG AND I DIDNT EVEN ENJOY IT AND THE DOG DEFINITELY DIDNT ENJOY IT BUT I HAD TO BECAUSE THIS VIDEO FUCKING MADE ME
When chuck norris takes a crap he doesn't have to wipe his ass
Because he had a colostomy bag due to degenerative bowel disease.