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2016-01-10 20:56:34 Post No. 4072881
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>it was 2005
>i was 14 years old
>it was my mom's birthday
>i prepare the presents for the birthday party
>along with a surprise
>i ride to my mom's home along with the presents
>i leave the presents in my car and enter her home
>i greet mom
>where are my presents anon?
>i go to pick up the presents from my car
>i point at the surprise present
>you can open that one once you've opened my other presents
>mom gets excited
>she opens my presents
>she's already filled with euphoria
>more presents = more euphoria
>every present's opened except for the surprise
>she opens the surprise
>inside the present is a porn dvd, a bunch of used tampons, and pic related.
>this isn't the surprise i intended
>mom is in tears
>i try to comfort her
>GET OUT ANON, YOU'RE A RACIST, SUMHUMAN SCUMBAG.
>i try to tell her that wasn't the intended surprise
>she just keeps on screaming at me
>then i realized
>i mixed up the surprises, and i left the gas on back at my home.
>i immediately drive back to my home
>it's on fire
>i fall unconscious from the emotions
>i wake up in an alley
>i get gangraped by a bunch of hobos
>karma's a bitch ain't it?