How to cook a pizza.

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Jimmeh
How to cook a pizza. 2016-01-09 18:23:55 Post No. 4069680
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How to cook a pizza. Jimmeh 2016-01-09 18:23:55 Post No. 4069680 [Report]

Hi I am Jimmeh and today I am going to show you how to cook a pizza. The first step is to read the box. Make sure to preheat the oven to the right temperature. My box said to preheat to 400.

Jimmeh 2016-01-09 18:25:09 Post No.4069682
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The next thing you should do is take the pizza out of the box. Arrange your toppings how you would like.

Jimmeh 2016-01-09 18:26:57 Post No.4069688
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Ding ding ding. The oven is done preheating! Now it is time to put the pizza in the oven! If you like a crispy crust you should just put the pizza directly on the oven rack. Make sure your oven is clean. If you prefer a softer crust, you should put the oven on a baking sheet with aluminum foil. I prefer crispy so I put it directly on the oven rack.

Jimmeh 2016-01-09 18:30:42 Post No.4069693
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Now comes the hardest part. We have to wait until the pizza is ready. My box said to wait 20 whole minutes! Well hopefully after the wait the pizza will be cooked perfectly.

Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:33:29 Post No.4069697
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>>4069688
nice dubs. you better update us in like 10 minutes

Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:33:33 Post No.4069698
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cooking shows not allowed here it offend my sensibles reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Figger 2016-01-09 18:33:45 Post No.4069699
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Figger 2016-01-09 18:33:45 Post No.4069699 [Report]

You don't even add your own toppings?

Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:34:57 Post No.4069705
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>>4069698
take a shit

Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:36:07 Post No.4069708
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>>4069705
you take a shit, take a pee, hecker

Jimmeh 2016-01-09 18:36:26 Post No.4069709
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>>4069697
I already finished the pizza because I made the thread while it was cooking. :^) The pizza is now done. Take it out of the oven and put it on a plate. It is time to eat. Don't forget to turn off the oven!

Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:36:59 Post No.4069712
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>>4069708
shit on a biscuit

Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:38:25 Post No.4069719
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>>4069709
do you have special pizza remover sticks?

Jimmeh 2016-01-09 18:39:01 Post No.4069720
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>>4069719
No I had to use a spatula to slide the pizza off of the rack onto my plate.

Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:39:49 Post No.4069724
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>>4069712
piss up a rope

Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:40:51 Post No.4069729
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>>4069705
maybe not

Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:41:32 Post No.4069732
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>>4069724
lip my stocking

Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:42:43 Post No.4069738
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 18:42:43 Post No.4069738 [Report]

did you eat the whole thing?

Alex 2016-01-09 18:44:28 Post No.4069743
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>>4069693
what's the glue for?

>>4069699
good doubles

Jimmeh 2016-01-09 18:46:06 Post No.4069752
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>>4069743
gluing my bumhole closed before i gorge on this pizza

Alex 2016-01-09 18:46:44 Post No.4069754
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>>4069752
LEWD!

Edward Fret Mann 2016-01-09 18:46:58 Post No.4069756
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Edward Fret Mann 2016-01-09 18:46:58 Post No.4069756 [Report]

Uhm hello Jimmeh! I got lost, I cannot find my oven!!

please help :**(

Your fortune: Good Luck

Jimmeh 2016-01-09 18:47:21 Post No.4069759
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>>4069743
Gluing RC tires to RC Wheels.
>>4069752
You're silly tbh.

OP 2016-01-09 18:47:38 Post No.4069760
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>>4069680
good thread jimmeh! it's me lolo btw i'm just using this name now.
oh and awesome u can do a thread without getting spammed with banana

Jimmeh 2016-01-09 18:57:24 Post No.4069801
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>>4069760
Thanks lolololololo

Anonymous 2016-01-09 19:19:25 Post No.4069865
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 19:19:25 Post No.4069865 [Report]

Shh, pizza is finished.

Anonymous 2016-01-10 02:03:07 Post No.4070762
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Anonymous 2016-01-10 02:03:07 Post No.4070762 [Report]

I want a pizza

LoLo 2016-01-10 02:05:22 Post No.4070764
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>>4069693
thanks mrs skeltal

Anonymous 2016-01-10 02:08:49 Post No.4070773
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>>4070764
guys i don't know about this doge it make me feel weird, uncomfortable

Anonymous 2016-01-10 02:11:46 Post No.4070781
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>>4070773
Prepare to be blown away!!! for this image will distort your reality

Anonymous 2016-01-10 10:12:29 Post No.4071685
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>>4070781
wtf is tha tthing

Anonymous 2016-01-10 10:36:56 Post No.4071721
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>>4071685
It is... a doge!! :)

Anonymous 2016-01-10 10:46:59 Post No.4071734
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>>4070764
lol stay mad tubso

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