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Hi I am Jimmeh and today I am going to show you how to cook a pizza. The first step is to read the box. Make sure to preheat the oven to the right temperature. My box said to preheat to 400.
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The next thing you should do is take the pizza out of the box. Arrange your toppings how you would like.
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Ding ding ding. The oven is done preheating! Now it is time to put the pizza in the oven! If you like a crispy crust you should just put the pizza directly on the oven rack. Make sure your oven is clean. If you prefer a softer crust, you should put the oven on a baking sheet with aluminum foil. I prefer crispy so I put it directly on the oven rack.
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Now comes the hardest part. We have to wait until the pizza is ready. My box said to wait 20 whole minutes! Well hopefully after the wait the pizza will be cooked perfectly.
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>>4069688
nice dubs. you better update us in like 10 minutes
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cooking shows not allowed here it offend my sensibles reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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You don't even add your own toppings?
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>>4069698
take a shit
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>>4069705
you take a shit, take a pee, hecker
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>>4069697
I already finished the pizza because I made the thread while it was cooking. :^) The pizza is now done. Take it out of the oven and put it on a plate. It is time to eat. Don't forget to turn off the oven!
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>>4069708
shit on a biscuit
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>>4069709
do you have special pizza remover sticks?
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>>4069719
No I had to use a spatula to slide the pizza off of the rack onto my plate.
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>>4069712
piss up a rope
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>>4069705
maybe not
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>>4069724
lip my stocking
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did you eat the whole thing?
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>>4069693
what's the glue for?

>>4069699
good doubles
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>>4069743
gluing my bumhole closed before i gorge on this pizza
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>>4069752
LEWD!
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Uhm hello Jimmeh! I got lost, I cannot find my oven!!

please help :**(

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>4069743
Gluing RC tires to RC Wheels.
>>4069752
You're silly tbh.
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>>4069680
good thread jimmeh! it's me lolo btw i'm just using this name now.
oh and awesome u can do a thread without getting spammed with banana
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>>4069760
Thanks lolololololo
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Shh, pizza is finished.
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I want a pizza
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>>4069693
thanks mrs skeltal
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>>4070764
guys i don't know about this doge it make me feel weird, uncomfortable
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>>4070773
Prepare to be blown away!!! for this image will distort your reality
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>>4070781
wtf is tha tthing
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>>4071685
It is... a doge!! :)
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>>4070764
lol stay mad tubso
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