OK buddy, it's your lucky day. Here's a detailed guide to pooping.
1) Stand up 2) Walk to the bathroom 3) Turn on the light 4) Walk over to the toilet 5) Pull your pants down 6) Make sure the toilet seat is down and sit on it 7) Let your bowels loosen and allow your anus to relax as your excrete feces 8) Urinate if necessary 9) Use toilet paper to wipe your ass until it is satisfactorily clean 10) Flush the toilet 11) Stand up and put your pants back on 12) Wash your hands 13) Look at yourself in the mirror and wink 14) Notice how sexy you are 15) Start making out with the mirror 16) Cum in your pants 17) Diarrhea
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