My idea for a Seinfeld opening

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My idea for a Seinfeld opening 2016-01-09 02:28:41 Post No. 4067824
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My idea for a Seinfeld opening Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:28:41 Post No. 4067824 [Report]

The scene begins with Costanza as a driving instructor as a part time job. The first student of the day takes the driving test and is a horrible driver. Costanza is shaken as the student barely misses oncoming traffic and inflicts several bumps and dents on the car. When they finally get parked Costanza looks directly at the camera and says: "First come, first swerve". Then the opening music begins to play.

What do you guys think?

Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:29:16 Post No.4067825
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:29:16 Post No.4067825 [Report]

>>4067824
p sure shows been cancelled tbh

Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:30:23 Post No.4067828
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:30:23 Post No.4067828 [Report]

>>4067824
that's just a silly pun. not seinfeld material at all. plus not once has any of the characters looked directly into the camera unless the camera was representing something in the scene, i.e. vending machine, e.t.c. basically, back 2 da drawin board

Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:31:15 Post No.4067832
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:31:15 Post No.4067832 [Report]

It should just be the one where he does the meme "base ball bat meme" pose repatedly. LOL.

Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:33:14 Post No.4067838
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:33:14 Post No.4067838 [Report]

>>4067824
somebody get this man a job in television writing

Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:37:25 Post No.4067851
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>>4067832
Woot

Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:46:37 Post No.4067880
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show was 3violent5me

Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:49:27 Post No.4067889
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 02:49:27 Post No.4067889 [Report]

Family Guy is a good show. Lulz!

swaglord 2016-01-09 04:00:20 Post No.4068093
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swaglord 2016-01-09 04:00:20 Post No.4068093 [Report]

>>4067824
Seinfeld = Most Jewwy TV show of all time.

Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:00:53 Post No.4068097
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:00:53 Post No.4068097 [Report]

>>4068093
Actually the New Normal is

swaglord 2016-01-09 04:06:02 Post No.4068107
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swaglord 2016-01-09 04:06:02 Post No.4068107 [Report]

>>4068097
Why do you say that?

Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:06:45 Post No.4068108
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:06:45 Post No.4068108 [Report]

>>4068107
bc marxist degeneracy bby

swaglord 2016-01-09 04:11:52 Post No.4068112
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swaglord 2016-01-09 04:11:52 Post No.4068112 [Report]

>>4068108
But everyone in Seinfeld was a Jew except "Kramer" (allegedly, still looks like a Jew) and "Ellen" (but she's married to a Jew).

Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:14:23 Post No.4068115
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:14:23 Post No.4068115 [Report]

>>4068112
you're mom is a jew m8

Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:15:15 Post No.4068116
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:15:15 Post No.4068116 [Report]

>>4068112
The the word is "Jewish". "Jewwy" has overtones of handrubbing indoctrinating goblins.

swaglord 2016-01-09 04:19:24 Post No.4068125
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swaglord 2016-01-09 04:19:24 Post No.4068125 [Report]

>>4068116
Jewwy = Jewish.

Ronald Belarius 2016-01-09 04:20:13 Post No.4068128
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Ronald Belarius 2016-01-09 04:20:13 Post No.4068128 [Report]

>>4068093
Curb your enthusiasm is even more jewish.

Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:20:14 Post No.4068129
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:20:14 Post No.4068129 [Report]

>>4068125
That is false. Just as "black" =/= "nigger". Glad I could help.

swaglord 2016-01-09 04:20:56 Post No.4068131
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swaglord 2016-01-09 04:20:56 Post No.4068131 [Report]

>>4068115
Untrue.

Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:21:02 Post No.4068132
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>>4068125
racist

Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:22:43 Post No.4068139
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Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:22:43 Post No.4068139 [Report]

>>4068132
What is happened of Obama bin Laden face?

swaglord 2016-01-09 04:22:50 Post No.4068141
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swaglord 2016-01-09 04:22:50 Post No.4068141 [Report]

>>4068128
Never saw that that show, but you could be right.

Ronald Belarius 2016-01-09 04:24:04 Post No.4068145
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>>4068141
I like it a lot. The finale of season 7 is a seinfeld reunion.

Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:24:49 Post No.4068147
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>>4068141
You should watch it, it's one of the funniest shows ever

Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:24:55 Post No.4068148
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um whats wrong with a jewish show? jews are responsible for the unfigurative whole of high culture anyway

swaglord 2016-01-09 04:24:57 Post No.4068149
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swaglord 2016-01-09 04:24:57 Post No.4068149 [Report]

>>4068129
>>4068132
"Jewwy" was used in an episode of "RENO 911!".
Any questions?

swaglord 2016-01-09 04:26:38 Post No.4068156
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swaglord 2016-01-09 04:26:38 Post No.4068156 [Report]

>>4068132
Also don't you mean anti-Semitic?

Anonymous 2016-01-09 04:27:38 Post No.4068158
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>>4068149
That's just self-inflicted satire. Ervrybotty does it.

swaglord 2016-01-09 04:27:48 Post No.4068159
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swaglord 2016-01-09 04:27:48 Post No.4068159 [Report]

>>4068148
Calm down, Chaim.

Anonymous 2016-01-09 08:08:03 Post No.4068659
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>>4068128

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