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My idea for a Seinfeld opening
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The scene begins with Costanza as a driving instructor as a part time job. The first student of the day takes the driving test and is a horrible driver. Costanza is shaken as the student barely misses oncoming traffic and inflicts several bumps and dents on the car. When they finally get parked Costanza looks directly at the camera and says: "First come, first swerve". Then the opening music begins to play.

What do you guys think?
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>>4067824
p sure shows been cancelled tbh
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>>4067824
that's just a silly pun. not seinfeld material at all. plus not once has any of the characters looked directly into the camera unless the camera was representing something in the scene, i.e. vending machine, e.t.c. basically, back 2 da drawin board
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It should just be the one where he does the meme "base ball bat meme" pose repatedly. LOL.
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>>4067824
somebody get this man a job in television writing
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>>4067832
Woot
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show was 3violent5me
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Family Guy is a good show. Lulz!
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>>4067824
Seinfeld = Most Jewwy TV show of all time.
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>>4068093
Actually the New Normal is
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>>4068097
Why do you say that?
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>>4068107
bc marxist degeneracy bby
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>>4068108
But everyone in Seinfeld was a Jew except "Kramer" (allegedly, still looks like a Jew) and "Ellen" (but she's married to a Jew).
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>>4068112
you're mom is a jew m8
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>>4068112
The the word is "Jewish". "Jewwy" has overtones of handrubbing indoctrinating goblins.
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>>4068116
Jewwy = Jewish.
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>>4068093
Curb your enthusiasm is even more jewish.
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>>4068125
That is false. Just as "black" =/= "nigger". Glad I could help.
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>>4068115
Untrue.
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>>4068125
racist
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>>4068132
What is happened of Obama bin Laden face?
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>>4068128
Never saw that that show, but you could be right.
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>>4068141
I like it a lot. The finale of season 7 is a seinfeld reunion.
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>>4068141
You should watch it, it's one of the funniest shows ever
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um whats wrong with a jewish show? jews are responsible for the unfigurative whole of high culture anyway
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>>4068129
>>4068132
"Jewwy" was used in an episode of "RENO 911!".
Any questions?
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>>4068132
Also don't you mean anti-Semitic?
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>>4068149
That's just self-inflicted satire. Ervrybotty does it.
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>>4068148
Calm down, Chaim.
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