How To Cook A Perfect Fried Egg

uh I don't want a [i]perfect[/i] egg, I just want a fast egg that still tastes good because in the real world we have people to see and places to be and stuff like that I can't tell my boss I was 3 hours late because I was perfecting the [i]perfect[/i] egg

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4062617
if you don't stop and try to make the perfect egg every now and then, life will simply pass you by

>>4062605
Step 1: Cook a perfect fried egg

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>>4062624
That's perfect

>>4062644
so easy, even a dog could do it
good dubs

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>>4062648
Yes, doges can learn anything

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>>4062648
Why couldn't I!?!?

>>4062690
I said u could bby :^)

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>>4062717
Shall we share some perfect fried egg?

>>4062729
sign me up