Post something and I will determine your IQ level from 0 to 200
That's pretty cool, most people claim they can't recognize numbers or letters in their dreams. Personally I have had numerous dreams where I can clearly read text though. Also, I had no idea that people dreamed in black and white until I was 13. Thanks for reading this blog post.
You've helped me understand so much. I'm actually super intelligent but my unstoppable desire to make stupid jokes brings down that intelligence to a mere above average level. I blame my father.
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Sakuya would gladly make bacon sandwiches for Remilia. She'd give her life for her. Not even for the gratification of a sexual partnership either. That's why she's her personal slave. Bringing her her daily regimen of bacon sandwiches, custard puddings, and cherry soda would bring Sakuya great happiness. As she burped and gobbled down her meals, Sakuya would sit basking in the glow of her ravenous maw.
Even as she became hungrier, and plumper, Sakuya would not grow tired of serving her. She would work harder than ever to make her happy. She would learn to cook new recipes, she would roast entire turkeys for her, She would hand-feed her deep-fried twinkies. And once she had gained a most excellence rotundness, now so fat that she could not leave her bed, 350 lbs. of mouth-watering loli vampire, bubbling like an overbaked jello, she would yell at her maid with fat, blubbering lips: Sakuya!, it's time for mah dinner!
And Sakuya would come. Fork and knife in hand, she would enter her bedroom. Remilia's glistening, gluttonous eyes would turn dry and roll back as Sakuya sank her teeth into her quivering, greasy hide. In a panic, thrashing around like a beached whale, Remilia's blood would boil, marinating the fat nicely. As Sakuya neatly cut her into bite-sized chunks, she would lose consciousness. And then it would be the maid's turn to feast. Oh would she feast.
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I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future.