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Can I burchase meme??

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>>4056422
lets burchase about that

>>4056422
>22
this is nice accent glasses man, he discusses stuff

>>4056422
I have seen this meme over 3 times today

>>4056443
your wellcum, mr kenobi

>tfw i finally realize whom he remidses me of
not sure if i can post him now
abort tbh

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>>4056477
dint forget the dubs, but did forget picture

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I was about to post Link then I find him, oh man. Thank you OP

remember when Link was a baby bird?
"kweep, kweep"

>>4056915
oh shit hello there mynameispoop909
i must admit i am a fig newton when it comes to gmm, so i donut remember that. ive been watching random episodes manically for some time now tho and i must admit the way link pushes up his glasses does just the weirdest things to me

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remember when Lonks mythical donk was in duct tape lederhosen? pepe-ridge farm remembers

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I post moar because this thread is important

Your fortune: Outlook good

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not sorry

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pls

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>>4057216
>>4057240
>>4057252
>>4057270
jesus christ link u cement dement

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>>4057328
file name "best d"
translation: link has best dink.
and his moves? he seems like he would be good in bed, his wife is a lucky lady~

wot is cement dement?

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>>4057356
I'm glad he exists. nuff said. him and GMM is one of the things that keep me from taking my own life, one of the other things are my pets

>>4057389
who is this pseudo Hawkeye Pierce?

>>4057389
hes a qt in a weird way. like, hes a dad, but also a child
im not sure id fugg that, but play me a gmm and im completely pacified
dont take ur own life bby, your cat is gon eat your face and we dont want that face to get eateded
>>4057410
you mean who is this nerdy cousin of satchel from steel panther

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pic related was one of the hottest moments in me honest imho, as being squemish is so not my fetish
he has also mentioned the importance of hydration at least once, so mods pls sticky

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>>4057410
all that is good

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>>4057619
oi dat is precious alright

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>>4057430
YEAH its that youthful curious spark in his older guy physique. its like- you know- well, I know what I mean.

>>4057657
dat wedding ring
wew bby tag your porn

is this a fags only thread?

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>>4057662
tw tw tw tw tw tw tw TW TW TW TW TW TRIGGER WARNING// habpeh now?

yus he has wife. yus he is happy. this is fine

>>4057702
r00d. I am grill and I'm taking this thread as my own, I stole burchase girls purchase.

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>>4057702
tiy can stay. this is nice thread
>>4057715
das eben hotter tbh lass

>>4057734
thank q (poopboi? I feel you there) for defending me and nice thread

"fgf" is the sound I make when I see his torso

>>4057782
>>4057782
>"fgf" is the sound I make when I see his torso
same :^D

>>4057430
holy mole he does look like this satchel whom I only know about now

>>4057485
Link to vidya pl0x?

>>4057857
he also kinda looks like the /pol/tier guy who used to stalk me btw
all this gibes me mixed feelings


>>4057865
heres he gum vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWH9fwxxZfI

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>>4057790
oh o-oOHH! (ayyy lmao)

>>4057900
I'm sorry if I reminded you of bad times :(

and thanks!

>>4057991
is ok i remindndnd myself tbh
have a link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q2xZfrUwbc

it's a meme you dip

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>>4058014
I seen this and I like when Rhett was trying to get the bbq on his crotch

you are thoughtful to send me a gift of such mythicality though

>>4058200
>pic
absolutely well memed
>00
these are dubs dud
i am checkin so hard right noe

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>>4058231
TIME TRIPS checkek'um

ey don't compliment me, go to the sauce and tell them they memed well B)

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>>4058251
yee but i kinda needed that png for scientific reasonse and ur wonderful

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good bread bye

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>>4058282
aww that made me feel light with happiness. thank you. ive been feeling the opposite of wonderful lately. its nice of you

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>>4058468
>ive been feeling the opposite of wonderful lately
oii that does happen aight
good thing mot gave s4s to you

The hajnal line has fallen. Our civilization is end.
In the future when all the envy against us will be forgotten maybe some whites, if our kin last, will start to tell their sons the history just like our fathers used to do with Romans and Greeks.
The history of how Hernan Cortes took an empire of millions with 500 men and 16 canons (less than the crew of any XVII warship).
The history of how Newton looked at the Kepler’s Laws and saw the physical truth.
The history of how Englishmen shipped themselves through the world and created the wider empire of all time.
The history of men who ruled the power of the nature to create the hellfire what is a nuke, and to reach the stars.
And the history of how some of these men betrayed their blood… and how they sold their nations and children to satisfy all sorts of feminine desires of kin cuck and gender equality.
I’m really sad about what we have lost.

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>>4058427
protect Rhett and Link

and this thread (I will try if I don't sleep on it too long)

when Link goes through things that hurt him for the mythical beasts entertainment, it kills me a lil. Like after the ice bath challenge...he was so cold and I know what hypothermia is like. poor babu! look at his suffering in the video and the aftermath https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WhVho5K4A&feature=youtu.be
:'(

>>4058520
warmth is very impoetant

the waxing waspretty neat tho

>>4058550
*sweats because I liked seeing his tummy*
but they hurtededed him anon!

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I made sumfing

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and another ting


I know I'm dumb and its dumb

>>4058634
zoz'd

>>4058634
>>4058629
well memed, poopy lady

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the thread is still here! phew

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>>4059198
finally found the quoot gif ive been the sailing the google image seas for. so pure, much Link.

this thread is free to receive SHITPOSTS or eben meme ft. Link. its ok to hurt my feels, I am stronk.

>>4059460
dam fam das qt
did you know poop is the strongest metal?

btw is it just the rapist or are you also getting candy

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>>4059476
Link is eye candy and a sweetie poo if that counts....who is this 'rapist' you speaketh of?

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>>4059472
*lets talk about that*

>>4059531
sorry, i assumed you went to therapy at some point

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>>4059541
>*lets talk about that*

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aw shut im gon need to create a folder
jesus take le wheel

can someone explane to me who this red and linckt are be?

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>>4059688
dubloon-getter (the spelling 'red and linckt' made me kek like I was goin to brek)

they b goo' frient, they love each other long time. 30+ years

>>4059654
poor goys. they so cold for our entertainment :'( :'( crai ebritaim

>>4059583
I did go to therapy before but not for sexual abuse. but I was never raped. only molested as a kiddo

so many gay f*gg*ts in this ITT

*sages*

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>>4059584
''this the hot lead in water so the toilet something something''.....im honestly just guessing what this means. tell me in anglesh or 4chanese plees poobpoi

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>>4059770
go away zage

>>4059780
it pretty much means no one knows what its like to be the batman
also i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like this gif

>>4060061
links face and his writhing. something is happen to link

>>4056422
Nice dubs, well meme'd pal.

>>4059898
tank q. I selected it muhself

I stopped taking my Zoloft cold turkey. I am prepare for convulsions and feelings of impending doom.

"I" also took some "pics" of "me" "cosplaying" as "link".
I might not share them or I might because I look like a Harry Plopper dork but I am mad as in insane

le underbite jew

>>4060084
Take my advise and bought some loperamide, gabapentin and pregabalin.
They help me A LOT while going cold turkey.

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>>4060065
dat forearm though
>>4060084
>cosplay
nice
>>4060088
adolf for fuggs sake

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>>4060094
ill see if I have the spoogy symptoms, I already take hypothyroid medication and Zoloft was interacting with it. i don't think i can get those three meds you mentioned. I'm guinea-pigging myself and embracing for ze impact of withdrawal

>>4060310
he has molk on his chim and i am surprise

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>>4060110
i sense that you are poopboi, and i trusty in u, so ill share my wannabe-pretty-like-linky-poo-pics wit chu

the glasses hurt my eyes

>>4060369
new hair? or is that a wig
cause it looks like new hair
ur poop radar is ok btw
nice face, nice effay and most importantlel, nice hand

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u need this stache tho

also im sorry about the glasses
stay strong ill pray

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>>4060381
i cutteded with bangos and i swooped it loik Lonk

my pics sock bolls and i sock bolls too. I'm a nearly 19 year old girl so i will never be Link. he is double my age and 700x more moe. *cries autisticly with very important bird*

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>>4060398
thank

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>>4060381
thanks for poopnalysis doc

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>>4060387
For golf??
[>>>/gd/]

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4060428
>I'm a nearly 19 year
i just won a bet bby

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>>4060459
inform me. now.

>>4060484
splooge* not splurge

>>4060484
no worries, it was a one person bet
i knew you were 18

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lunk is the new doge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO8gAvl59Kw

>>4060668
she actually did it the asbolute madwoman

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>>4060925
moms gon fr

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>>4060658
*considers* let's talk about that!

I leave the thread for a few hours and I come back to lovely contributions keeping the thread alive. This is nice

*I goes bumb in the night*

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http://youtu.be/6fMnF0Fvdpo


Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>4062241

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bemp

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oh dear
dont drink n link

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lemme just bump best girl real quack

Link will reveal his new haiorcut on the 11th on GMM. I'm scare. He cut his hair wings, I REPEAT THE HAIR WOINHS ARE GONE.

*suppository marijuanas to cope and masturbats because I'm so confused*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4064287
Oh lovely roll of fourchin √∆√

>>4064287
im unseeing this post as hard as i can

bonk

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>>4056422
I have a bass guitar that I dont know how to play

the latest songs I recorded are these


http://vocaroo.com/i/s02U5NuYO0aJ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C5W9G8umlB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R6w22HOOoz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QSlHKHJNge
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wpr524wP0X
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c0KiP7KCMF

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>>4064450

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>tfw missing link

i wwanna fucc

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im so drunk i can barely type and i highly recommend it

>>4059584
His anus was bleedimng

>>4065322
Checkek

>>4067052
I'm wee-ee-d but I wish poopie had some white wime
I attempted to trick my mom into thinking my bird needed white wine to cure her butter-mildew breath she has lately because its a olde medieval birb remedy to kill stale colon impaction

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>>4067194
>wine
triggered tbph

bemk

>>4067979
big dubs

>>4056422
i can confirm this

>>4056422
id totally eat her farts

>>4056422
Downloading now, better not be gay porn

>>4056422
Whoa, youre finally back. Glad to see youre ok, OP

>>4056422
i dont know much in this crazy life, but i can tell you one thing, OP has delivered for the 1st time today

>>4056422
god damn it i got cum on my nice jeans

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>>4067166
>>4060433
>>4060088
>>4057900
checked

>>4056422
I cant believe this is even real

>>4056422
i wanna fuck her myself

>>4056422
/b/ im with my grandma, shes at home in hospice care dying of lung cancer. she was really down tonight but i downloaded OPs video and let her watch, and now she said shes ready to go peacefully

>>4056422
You found THIS on the deep web? Oh fuck I better delete this ASAP

>>4056422
MMMmmmm!!! Nigguher!! ^__________^

>>4068302
please post more. I want to see the entire collection.

>>4056422
amazing, d00d

>>4056422
bump

>>4056422
jesus fucking christ this shit is hot

>>4056422
I just came hard so hard that my dick fell off.

>>4056422
Holy balls this is great. If you dont get this, well youre a new fag.

>>4056422
thanks OP

>>4056422
awesome! and yeah lol I guess so.

>>4056422
pretty good

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>>4056422
>mfw 9fags and reddidiots arent getting this shit
feels good

>>4056422
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump

>>4056422
>tfw youll never fuck your sister
Why bother living

>>4067757
What should I have done? Put a riggerr warning and a spoilairé

>>4056422
Was dying for this porn

>>4056422
Is this real?....

>>4056422
I hate when they have that much hair between their legs. Its as if Im fucking carpet at one point. I dont enjoy that. Why do people insist on having such hairy vags?

>>4056422
totally gonna need this porn

>>4056422
OP wasnt a faggot for once!!thx!!

why is a dumb photo of one of the dude's from rhett and link getting hundreds of replies by the same person?

>>4056422
i thought i would die a virgin but this video inspired me to rape an entire kindergarten

>>4056422
lol her name is ashley

>>4056422
MFW this is legit

>>4056422
this is fucking nuts

>>4056422
good work OP, youre not a faggot

>>4056422
my dick is diamonds

>>4056422
her ass is bleeding from gettin fucxked

>>4056422
op your a cum slut

>>4056422
based, thanks, etc.

>>4056422
brb fap

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>>4068409
>>4068408
>>4068405
>>4068362
>>4068350
>>4068339
>>4068336
>>4068324
>>4068307
>>4068302
>>4068294
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>>4068096
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>>4068058
>>4068047
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>>4067757

>>4056422
excellente

Contribue you junk jiggling donk knocks

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>>4068422
yup bby. also, drink gasoline
nice dubs btw
>>4068488
nice dubs again

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eternal link thread

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wen bae say becuz

b

u

t

t

s

>>4070066
>>4070499
Wow nice

>>4068728
Drink Links dink

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>>4070666
>666
satin confirms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=339bzUyNfkc

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>>4069226
Let's eternal about that

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literally me

Why is this a meme?

>>4071080
He make them say:
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

I mean: wew lad. Lewd lad. Cute dad everybody wants to shag

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>>4071080
grown men wearing sneakers
also this >>4071140
also, many other things
also, i wont say i dont have some problems

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>11:32
>no ones home
time to dlink

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protip dont drink and shave

Please stop, nobody wants to see more pictures of your Youtube crush. This is really pathetic.

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>>4071753
k ill bost more, butt remember bby
you are not a nobody my friend

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b pays me in dubs now

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me on le left

penut buttre a not that import

>>4071755
well you did get dubs. we be checkin em

>>4071718
hahjdshndsfnhfrnhdrjhfr omr frugytohm I'm duyign of laghjtrer dlink drink dlink drink

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>>4072098
wew lass

>>4072062
Peanbutter es very important

>>4072120
peen in buttr i geddit lol

>>4072126
xD

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>>4072140
if singlels, i eat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FO5tvmCKQ

b

>>4072781
good bost

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>>4073063
thank beb i try

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>>4072105
oi! I get a lil dehydrated and water is dangerous because it kills 12345678987 people per year by ripening their poop into enemies,

poopboi yoy should come up with your own i.v. rehydration station and-d-d make s4s and red and linckt rehydrate first because we are family friends that domt even kno each other exists and that's terrifying and alarming! :D
*dehydrates even more because I'm chugging wine and coffee making me piss out all my essential moist and metal salts*
poopboi you redy wit that prototype yet

>>4073069
wew its the [sexual] number das nice af
n link adjusting his nupple pockets [huuuuuuuu like th wind]

>>4073140
how 3 spoiloors 5 dunmmihes??!!! halp lieke yahoo answers 10 points for best snanswer!!!! :? (>i.i)> no I'm not a hobot

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>>4073122
>22
oi id hydrate that alright
lets water about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUCaSpaO5W4

>>4073169
was with all the zexual numer0lls you be gtting tonigh? DO YOU BENIS>>>

>>4073242
im sorre

shouldnt hab zegzualizd the linkster

wew lad

>>4073990
I think I watched a documentary on this.

Cool ninu dude

links new haircut makes me want to get drunk and cut my hair like his old*aheme.beloved* hair while sobbing in the mirror how yeah hes still link but his wings were clipped and his stubble is turning grey waaah I'm such a fetishfish I love link I hate myself he can do anything as long as he is a happy clam (:)
shut. pooptwit909 and the people don't actually know '909' is a really mortified face with heavy eyebags if you don't know now you know, homo.
ill have you know I masturbated twice today and I want to see link frown at me for being so nasty//////////////////no I'm not a robot but many would say I am MAD

LOKE AT THSSSSSS. ILLUMINATI>><<<,MmMM>>???? *hyperventilates, uber-perturbed, falls to the floor on hands and knees in hysterics*
*grabs at the shirt of a random passer-poster startling them with my rabid insane of despair on face*
DIDJUUSEE??? LONK!! LOOK AT LONK!
I am troubled but this is okay *cries while taking scissors to my skin and hair making a bloody hairy mess* *wine-guzzle* *acid reflux* *feels s'mo feel*

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ppghft?

>>4060369
>>4060428
wew soo sexey omg i dont like stupid nerdy guy i like this sexey persen more pls

>>4074311
dubs nice
>>4074295
i dont know how i feel about this

dude
his forehead looks like its photoshopped in real irl
like
jesus christ put a sticker on it or somethin

>>4074633
happy dub day

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>>4074637
thank bby

>>4074644
wow nice dubloon
>>4074311
don't zegualize me or flatter me sir
I need abuse and a golden shower from link while he stares at me angrily for fueling a thread on 4chan about him and not 'mirin his new do'. like his face would be super grumps but scary cute and he'll say mean things to me so itll mindfuck me because he seems too nice and his pee almost clear because he mastered hydration. I would be conflicted about it as I receive it. "do I like this? I like link even with this new hair I'm mal-adjusting to. but I wish this pee shower was a cum shower. I am humiliated therefore I am getting something out of it"

okay I am not only zegzy I am disturbed as swiss cheese tiddies that trigger people scared of repetitive holes

>>4074789
i had dream about u and just woke up and then u responded omg u are the koolest most greatest poster i ever seen so far, always loveing the mynameispoop909 never stoppeing loveing the mynameispoop909 better than catwifdagat better than all other poster i ever lykd pls more pics without buttoned up plaid pls

>>4074483
>>4074633
I feel like i should hope Link really likes his haircut because i want him to be happy with gently rusting jimmies always, even when my jimmies are rustled abrupt and chaotically

>>4074795
i don't believe. this is a ruse to see my ugly

>>4074789
danke
for the record, taht bost was also the 222nd reply
>>4074807
the haircut is fine (the wings were unironically terriblel but >>4060437 is what he should have kept)
its the fore!head that bugs me. im almost positive mine looks older than that and im younger than he is so man CANT YOU AGE A LITTLE BIT ALREADY
>>4074789

literally nothing wrong with repetitive holes btw

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>>4074811
oh look das a dub bub

f͏am

>>4074824
ikr

>>4074811
hundert percent not-even-kidding absolutely did dream of u cause ur zedugdive face is tha last 1 i saw & i was thinkeing how excited to have new crush but im afraid to say more things cause i dont want to skrew up but i totally did dreme bout u, complete truth, if i didnt i woodnt've said it but i decided i lykd u b4 i sleep'd u can take dat 2 da bank. better than boring dumb boxxy better than any other internet gril i ever encountrd i love so much this poster so greatly

>>4074829
goodness gracious, the cat lenthusiast is at it again

>>4074829
>>4074831
hmmn, me and quaker will consider your boogie (considerable boogie is a meme between me and my stinky parrot Quaker because she likes boogies and a considerable boogie is coveted by her tastes of precise consistency and sodium/mineral to debris to microbe ratio and level)

>>4074822
you dubloomed again muh master sproutsman of repeating integers

I'm starting to think not bad about his new hair because 1 it looks nicely styled 2 seeing his ears and forehead constantly is new to me but I like link so its nice 3 I want to run my fingers in it and hes glowing like a pregnany lady :3 nice

did I mention nice despite my initial reaction and freak out AND THE STILL RUMBLRUSTLING JIMMIES?

>>4073990
I wanted to say last night before I sleept that that travel cup thing is an ona-hole with a screwoff lid to empty his spworm

>>4074866
wuw lid das a dub checkin a dub bby
why are my muscles so sore doe

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>>4074883
happy hundredth post we all luv u especially me tho

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>>4074891
oi m8 u wanna go???????????

>>4074909
you rolled my numerals, spicy-one *looks down and smiles poopingly at you from clouds like Mufasa*

>>4074889
you might need so' mo' minerals, rub some bacon on it.
also boiling myself alive in laxative salts water is effective
captcha says to look for waterfalls so go dlink from one

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>waterfalls
that made me think about how links hair no longer goes down down down down down
its fine doe
the song doesnt make as much sense now but hey- changes are v importan
also, lewd
>>4074947
>47
aight aight aight

>>4075004
oh cool how epic kid

>>4075006
:---DDDDDDD

>>4075004
47....what does symbolism does 47 have, for you?? *violates your lip-space boundaries with a microphone* *lightly brushes your mouth with the mic introducing my feral germs to your immune system* hmnnnmnn? what is the feel?

>>4075161
its an exceptionally good-lookin number tbhfam
i check it compulsively everywhere i go
*gently cleans your side of the desk with wet wipes and adjusts glasses* *realizes theyre in the bathroom* oh shnap *has paint all over eyeballs*

*turns away from screen* *sees porkchop prepared earlier and then forgotten* *is thankful for porkchop* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ *dies from huffin hell fumes*

Tokyo.

>>4075349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da-eErVsF2g
;^)

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oh and btw
[tumblr]
im a cat and a sheepdawg, i get mesmerized easily
if you ever find yourself in a situation where you have a herd of, say, sheep to watch over, just slap some moist memes on them shepeses n send them my way[/tumblr]

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

You guys, enigmatic smegma.

and I don't know which anon is which except sometimes I just f e e l poopboi there and the rest have a mysterious air about them.
I would say I love you all but in a good egg way. With poop to lubricate the bird egg pussybutt.

Zoloft-quittededed cold turkey update:
I've been having 'brain zaps' which is a thing. Harmless. But gets annoying. Intensity comes and goes, usually a rapid head turn or eyemovemernt makes it happen. Sort of feels like your video game controller is on vibrate and it rustles your jimmies for a split second

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4075805
4chan don't say spooky things!!! *hides from the bad luck roll in fetal position under a clementine box* this is my life now. I have sowed misfortune now I will reap.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4075326
That's a hot ruse, dirty uncle
*wet wipes your bare fucking eyeballs making them sting with pleh-jour*

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>>4075830
>bare eyebalels
what kind of lady do you think i am bebbeh
also f e e l THIS
*swallows plastic man whole* *swallows aircraft with no survivors* *swallows this bread* *adjusts glasses that are actually there*

>>4075858
I think...I understand. And what you poop later, is this, right here, on s4s right now. S4s = aircraft. Bread=this thread. No survivors=us, the living dead or doomed. Plastic man=link and his sexy southern dadness that I find pretty, pretty, shiny, shiny.

Bam! I'm wrong. And I need 2 p

>>4075858
Those mystery bowels made me hear internal mystery music made by playing glasses filled with some water making that eerie bretty sound when you circle the rims *contains joke inward with an immature expression*

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>>4075961
you win a free shadow fortune roll my dear

>>4075971

pic related[spoiler

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4075988
ye so i managed to GET but the shadow fortune was too much pls forgib me donut pink and drive kids

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4075995
Forgibbon :') <3

>>4075988
O dubs-man, Howe toê shadoë rollé plszoxzorers?

>>4076087
pls more pics u sexey crazey lady

>>4076087
who needs shadow fortune when you can get a grat e FORE!
*rolls 4 ironing music* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ao2u7F_Qzg

bep

>>4076415
this

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>>4076415
>>4076169
The fuck you say to me? I'll have you know, I am not sexy. I am ....I don't know. I am bep. I live in a closet and I'm all out of water so I'll just *paaaahhHhhH* parch myself to death because this is Link thread and I already made him sad by saying his stubble has little greyness and that I 'don't like his hair and with my -boop bloopity boob boo beep- R E S E A R C H I must be respect and low-key moist while I dance around his sensitivities so he Link doesn't feel as low as the poopgril you know here. I feel like a bane instead of a boon :( Link wants me to suck a balut egg and die of thirst from lack of Link-conk
Tl;Dr I suck North Carolinian 2.9℅ Neanderthal cock

Too long didn't want to read none of that shit:
I know every single thing wrong with me and I'm hyper aware of these things so I don't need tinsel-nippled peeps and goys to point them out. Aah ah don't guess or say it. I know.I know. *shush* *paps your headhair*

Wew

>>4076184
Thts a birb man and his four feathers represent 4chan

>>4077082
wew

how are their voices so gooooooooooooooooooooooooood

>>4077082
WAT NO u r prefect omg if i was lencke ud be the first groopie id fug like literally. so hotte such smoove skin wanteing to c*cksmakk & splooge on ur gloweing radiant cheeks wanteing to insert my netherparts into that hj hand of urs n splode with such great trajectory for being in the potent presence of such enigmatic ultra q.t. gril always so funney every post so wacky hilarious. just as moses's face shoneth (or was horned) & da ppl lukkd away, is sumtimes how i feel in the full glory of this postr's poststrings. truley beside myself @ this occasion didnt think itd ever happn & cannot believe tha gorgeous gentle genius does not even take srsly that ppl wood want more of her effortlessly s*x*y self in image form pls consider

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>>4077233
checkin me own r dub

>>4077628

>>4077681
this is all me thread and ive seen your thread
you dont eben into check in that thread so why bother

bam

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>>4078000
checken me own tribs lmao

>>4077398
*knees weak and ass-spaghetti* I feel wwwwwarm, I feel ruuuuusssed, is this lo-o-o-ove?
*shifty eyed dog * I need to ummm ask you questions. I'll be making a ~ seedy~ /s4s/ thread yeah? Its content will be sure to notify you and you only, Mister poopbuoy. Can you do thåt as your foirst mission?@ 17:47 eggslactoly. Surf le catalog 4 th s u b l i m i n a l messages


This thread needs mo Link
And -poopboi- lets-a escape- to the side!! *Mario boings away and waits

hnn

>>4078365
that post wasnt me bby
you know ilu doe

to erryone: pls always bumk the eternal red n linckt bread

MINT MAN wins!! accept it

>>4078982
Aye, meme and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our subscribers, but they’ll never take… OUR TRIPS!

>>4078999
well tripled

>>4079007
thank fam i try so hard and get so far

butt in the end

it doesn e ben mattress

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i dont know what time it is

do bumk this bred on thor's day and frida's day pls
ill love you long time

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i am officially ok with the do and i want to tell everybody

>>4080299
nice dubs

>>4080770
nice check

>>4080773
nice post

>>4080783
nice poster

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aminalsaminals

hh

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I cant belive this thread is still alive, go to sleep!

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This maintenance of Link thread was made possible by contributions to your local s4s board from Posters Like You. Thank you.

>>4081484
heh. wew amirite

>>4078877
>>4078877
oh >.>
I don't belieeb. more emphasis on " I feel ruuuuusssed"

>>4080741
same. but damn those floofy floof wings and swoosh swoop....clipped and cut but not forgotten *hes beauty hes grace hes poopin on my face*

>>4079566
why wasn't this checked?
this post, those dubs, them hairy tiddies oh my

>>4081649
ur not me reel mom phoner. do slep tite tho
>>4082237
gud chegg bb

methinks its poopgrils' own 1ofakind ama-natéur magnetixm that makkes her so magnetixed to anothr prsn lyk this. prhaps othr guise hav binsmittin by hr in such a way, & she projekts it outwrds.. mm.. ye.. ye that seems likely..

>>4077677
this needs to be talked about more....

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>>4082452
i-i don't know Dr. Fr00d. maybe i really need to get laid. like i said...something in muh subconscious is saying
" good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit"

hes so... Link... and I'm a hanging fruit that wants to get juiced and now I'm gonna rot like apples the world forgot. I'm a mythical beast because he can never find me in the deep woods I'm in and doesn't know i exist u_u. its sadness and lust and fondness.

>>4082666
wew w0w ye mm l0nely j00sy fr00t g0sh dang

you know what
god bless rolled up sleeves
there, i said eet