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New names for 2017-08-11 08:40:54 Post No.5682887
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New names for jlwjaw 2017-08-11 08:40:54 Post No. 5682887 [Report] [View this topic]

What is the most unattractive name for cum that you can think of? It must be one word, and able to be said in multiple ways

Heres mine: Sludge. "Ah fuck baby I'm gonna sludge."
"Where do you want my sludge."
"No babe, I didn't spill my sludge in you."

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jlwjaw 2017-08-11 08:41:36 Post No.5682891
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>>5682887
Oh and of course i fuck up posting, didnt finish the subject

Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:41:42 Post No.5682892
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>>5682887
gloob

Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:46:10 Post No.5682906
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>>5682887
Heres mine: Orgasm. "Ah fuck baby I'm gonna orgasm."
"Where do you want my orgasm."
"No babe, I didn't spill my orgasm in you."

Anonymous
Taco Kid is a Nigger!!! 2017-08-11 08:20:10 Post No.5682819
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Taco Kid is a Nigger!!! Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:20:10 Post No. 5682819 [Report] [View this topic]

Nigger, nigger, nigger!

and one more

Nigger!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:30:29 Post No.5682848
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Ok

Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:32:47 Post No.5682856
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Le meme?

⭐$\(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ $⭐ 2017-08-11 08:36:09 Post No.5682870
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What did I do?
Why the bullying?

Anonymous
2017-08-11 08:11:07 Post No.5682783
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Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:11:07 Post No. 5682783 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys help me out here. Somebody told me that if I want to improve my strength while weight training I need to do low rep high weight routines. Most people suggested 4 sets of 6 reps, and obviously a weight that challenged me under those conditions.

But my sessions at the gym are only taking me around 30 minutes. 4 sets of 6 reps I can accomplish in about 5 minutes, and I'm only doing a few muscle groups each day. Like today I did chest, shoulders, bis and tris. So gym only took me like half an hour. Meanwhile people are tell me their sessions take easily over an hour. Am I doing everything wrong? What should I change?

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Magick 2017-08-11 08:14:46 Post No.5682799
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Use appropriate weight, calculate your 1 RM and work around it

Magick 2017-08-11 08:16:08 Post No.5682805
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>>5682799
Also remember to lift slowly, so your muscles stay under tension.

Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:16:54 Post No.5682808
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>>5682799
Is there any way to calculate 1 rep max aside from trial and error? I'll need to get a spotter so I don't wreck myself attempting a weight I can't lift (I have no spotter currently, I'm limited to softer variants of exercises like goblet squats, dumbbell overhead and chest presses).

Also, difference between functional and non functional hypertrophy?

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:03:38 Post No. 5682748 [Report] [View this topic]

Stories thread
I'll be your Morty judge

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:05:25 Post No.5682762
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>>5682748
hello rebbit

Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:05:43 Post No.5682763
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>be me
>fard
>a popp come out

Anonymous 2017-08-11 08:09:14 Post No.5682776
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<log onto s4s gold account
<its only gay anime and low effort spam
<esforce is dead
<cry myself to sleep
r8 and comment

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2017-08-11 07:31:38 Post No.5682606
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Anonymous 2017-08-11 07:31:38 Post No. 5682606 [Report] [View this topic]

yotsuba koiwai thread

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 07:32:03 Post No.5682607
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very kawaii

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>>5682607
indeed

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 07:05:41 Post No. 5682505 [Report] [View this topic]

you must check your fortune to post in this thread, otherwise you goto jail
got it?
ok thanks

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 07:07:10 Post No.5682511
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>>5682505
fortune: bad luck

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous 2017-08-11 07:07:52 Post No.5682514
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>>5682511

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>>5682514

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

fail
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fail

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 07:01:16 Post No.5682494
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ultimate prove that the blue hair fairy is weak and useless

Shiro Poster 2017-08-11 07:03:03 Post No.5682498
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>>5682491
Double Fail

fail2 2017-08-11 07:03:54 Post No.5682500
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>>5682498
>>5682491
cirnoposters are as lame as sachikoposters
but kogasaposters are cool

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:58:27 Post No. 5682480 [Report] [View this topic]

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

[Audio book for the blind]
https://youtu.be/YQSukpCDf5o

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:59:20 Post No.5682484
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cirno

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>>5682484
THE cirno

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>>5682484
>>5682489
fuck you both kogasa is better

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:51:42 Post No. 5682448 [Report] [View this topic]

"Smollus beanus!"

*shrinks your penis*

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:52:32 Post No.5682453
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>>5682448
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:52:59 Post No.5682456
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b-but why?

Le Heterosexual Man Face 2017-08-11 06:53:51 Post No.5682460
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>>5682448
I'm le homosexual girl face noaw...

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:32:36 Post No. 5682287 [Report] [View this topic]

>pours cereals into bowl
>opens fridge
>no milk

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:35:42 Post No.5682316
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just who are you quoting??

fortune 2017-08-11 06:42:04 Post No.5682366
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Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)14:32:36 No.5682287▶

>pours cereals into bowl
>opens fridge
>no milk

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Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)14:35:42 No.5682316▶

just who are you quoting??

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Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)14:37:25 No.5682331▶

please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop

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>>5682287

you know the law anon u have to eat the dry cereal now :D

as ur atorney I advise u to just suck it up and crunch up the dry cearl w/ ur mouth and eat it. I will handle the court costs to get milk next time

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:31:13 Post No. 5682272 [Report] [View this topic]

i thought summerfigs were just a meme
then i saw [s4s]

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:33:14 Post No.5682295
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>>5682272
did someone just siad summer?! woohoo i loooooove summer! yaaaaay

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>>5682300
dubs of birginidi lole

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:22:29 Post No. 5682204 [Report] [View this topic]

[s4s] - Sh*t 4chan Says
1. You must check your fortune in order to post on this board.
2. Global rules 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced.
3. No porn threads. Keep that sh*t on other boards.
Note: Moderators must check their fortune as well.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>5682204
get blacked akari

new mot 2017-08-11 06:25:43 Post No.5682227
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>>5682214
thats not akari thats le teeth girl
but all anime girls looks the same so it doesnt matter anyway xdxdxdxd
my fortune: good luck

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Jewwy 2017-08-11 06:29:25 Post No.5682257
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>>5682227
>Your fortune: Bad Luck
NOOOOOOOOOO ;-;

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
Ojamajo Doremi Episode 38 2017-08-11 05:28:06 Post No.5681969
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Ojamajo Doremi Episode 38 Anonymous 2017-08-11 05:28:06 Post No. 5681969 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily Ojamajo! Wooh! Today's episode is about Kaijus! u know like gazamadon

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if u wanna watch too here's the entire first season: https://nyaa.pantsu.cat/view/667105

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fortune for me fortune for you

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous 2017-08-11 05:48:57 Post No.5682047
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i want a doremi to fart on my foot and make me lick it

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Anonymous 2017-08-11 05:27:54 Post No. 5681968 [Report] [View this topic]

the my're wife dog

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>>5681968
She's my wife

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>>5682027
agombdanop

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>>5681968
the rude poster

⭐$\(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ $⭐
My Champions are in training 2017-08-11 04:06:47 Post No.5681828
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My Champions are in training ⭐$\(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ $⭐ 2017-08-11 04:06:47 Post No. 5681828 [Report] [View this topic]

Sorry no fights this weekend

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>>5681828
this arouses my boner

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>>5681828
glad to have you back taco shid
you truly post only high quality stuff. how do you do it?

⭐$\(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ \(^_^)/ $⭐ 2017-08-11 08:37:17 Post No.5682874
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>>5682868
Well it's not easy takes years practice.

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