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make sure to feed your braphog lots of food to keep her fat and gassy!

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the i scream man

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POOP

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Let me tell you what a “soul” actually is. Or rather, about the closest existing thing to humanity's idea of a soul. It is not something each and every person has, but a being that exists in four-dimensional hyperspace. It is one of the beings behind the curtain we call reality, pulling the strings by altering the paths of three dimensional objects as time progresses. To put it in simple terms, time appears almost as a physical plane for them, where all events in the universe, every moment from beginning to end, everything that can, did, or will happen, exist simultaneously.
Now, as self-aware human beings, we are granted the ability to alter the three dimensional space around us, as our consciousness can only exist in one frame or instant of time.
The "soul," as we have come to call it, is self-aware but is conscious of every one of these time frames simultaneously. As a result, it can alter an object's course through the universe over time, as long as it obeys the laws of physics.
But what does that mean for us? It means we exist either to fulfill a minor task as a result of a greater being's control over our fate, or as a result of random chance. After all, most of planet Earth remains unaltered by humanity. Surely these beings have limitations as well.
Considering our short lifespan in the grand scheme of things, it is far more likely that we are the result of a random chain-reaction on an unimportant rock somewhere and that the beings behind all this do not even know we exist yet. For all we know, life is quite abundant in the universe, and we appear simply as the equivalent of a human's view of an anthill.
It doesn't matter whether we're alive or dead, or whether we exist intact or as dust in the present moment. They will find us one day. They will find the brief moment of time in which we exist, and they will not care.

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This is the nicest board.
Thank you for making me feel nice.

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i want die

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of girlballs before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of testicles on my croch, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my cock is super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my dick too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram it in something! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better s-s-s-suck it up RIGHT NOW!

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:^)

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Gavin McInnes
dint eben got skol lmao

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Left or right?

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say hi to my new gf guys!

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The most powerful force in the universe is force.

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BAVI

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Do you know why the front of this girl's skirt is floating?

Your fortune: Outlook good

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rate my gf