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>>5668899
>668899
#whoa

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>>5668899
dubs
but ur wife is shit

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>>5668899
Dubs! wooh!
>>5668904
her wife's a dog, sille. lal

>>5668888
quacke quadse nicee

>>5668888
Checked so hard my checking hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my checking hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.
The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can

only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Checking foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2017. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.
For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, checking repeating digits, every day becoming quicker. At first I could check 10 posts per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 posts per second. After a century my CPM (check per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.
On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the checking of this thread.
I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.
This one's for you, Otousan.

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>>5668891

haha what a story mark, anyway how is your sex life?

Is it just a coincidence that Dougie Cooper looks like Tommy Wiseau from the Room?

>>5668832
SEX

>>5668826
Why is her neck and ears tanned?

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>>5668826

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>>5668861
if only

>>5668795
who are you quoting dumb goblinposter

You can imagine he's pooping his pants if you want

>>5668800
Dubs

While you were out partying I was learning the way of the katana... And now that your life is crumbling around you, you have the audacity to come to ME for help?

>>5668764
eh? you've never seen a domestic abused woman? and you're how old?!

C'mon anon. It started to rain.

If you let me in I'll let you touch my feet, I know you really want to you pervert

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>>5668756
Classic.

>>5669057
this anim qt is so kawaii

remind me of le old /b/ XD XD XDD XDD

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

i have a nth degree sunburn

>>5668738
SES?

>>5668744
SoS!

>>5668744
[Spoiler]Soos

Rude!

why does toast always boast

>>5668666
nice trips, but I'm leaving them unchecked for someone else to check

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>>5668666
UNCHECK'D TRIPS ON PAGE 10! [S4S] IS GILL

>>5668666
tee-hee i got 'em :3

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>>5668999
get a life, idiot pedophile

>>5668999
>trips
nice

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>>5668647
when the anime bitch is forced to rest on a wall while birds poop on her ass

>>5668996
EXPOSED

>>5668638
I was going to say I agree with you until I realized you're me and I made this post.

>>5668638
ebin thread
>>5668656
ebin what

>>5668638
ebin post

False.

>>5668536
BAVI