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Alright, so here is the situation.
We're on this 2 hour car ride

My girlfriend needs to pee really bad.
Like.... her eyes were turning yellow from so much pee.
We don't know WTF to do....

Honestly.... it was like she was having a baby.

So me (being the cool boyfriend).... decides to use his nalgene bottle for her to pee in....

So okay, my girl is about to burst from pee in her body and she can't hold it.
.... and I'm watching her face turn from a mix of :( and :0 to a nonchalant >-<. A few seconds later.... she pulls up my nalgene bottle..... and it's filled to the 1000 mL mark. (that's a liter.)
She hands it to me after screwing the top on (there was still little pee drops around the sides....)
So she hands me my bottle with a bit of pee dripping from it.... and some of it gets on my hands on leg....

And she wasn't bull****ing us. I smelled it to make sure and it really did smell like freaking rotten chicken noodle soup.....
The worst part is how hot it was. Like when I saw her face get relaxed I started getting a boner.... It's weird watching your girlfriend pee in your empty water bottle on a bus ride....

I don't know about you guys, but I find that to be one of the coolest things a girl can do. Pee in a moving car with a guy watching her and the only thing in between our eyes and her butt/meatpitt is a pillow that could be knocked down by the smallest bump in the road. I don't know any other girls that would do that....
My bottle is now soaking in the sink with soap in it. (I'm going to use it again) Only 4 of us (besides the girl) know about this....

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 04:54:28 Post No.5798656
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>>5798653
>rotten chicken noodle soup.....
gross

Anonymous 2017-09-14 05:05:53 Post No.5798667
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 05:05:53 Post No.5798667 [Report]

Yeah that's cool and all but have you ever laid on a bean bag chair? It's the coolest shit ever. It's like laying on a bunch of tiny cloud balls and it sounds like heaven. One time my girlfriend (male) was like "I think you love that bean bag chair more than me :(".
I said "no" but deep inside my heart I was all like "yeah babe, yeah I do ;)'

name 2017-09-14 06:12:13 Post No.5798746
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>>5798653
damn it dude you missed your chance to drink her pee

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Bullying LGBT Anonymous 2017-09-14 04:42:28 Post No. 5798634 [Report] [View this topic]

We need to stop this bullying

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 04:47:16 Post No.5798646
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>>5798634
>that area code
shhit my dude, I dont get charged for long distance

Anonymous 2017-09-14 04:57:24 Post No.5798663
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RAID THAT MOFO

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2017-09-14 04:41:31 Post No.5798633
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Anonymous 2017-09-14 04:41:31 Post No. 5798633 [Report] [View this topic]

Small

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 04:43:52 Post No.5798637
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>>5798633
if i order the large are the collar and leash included

Anonymous 2017-09-14 04:44:41 Post No.5798640
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>>5798637
Collar & leash not included

Anonymous 2017-09-14 05:18:29 Post No.5798677
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>>5798633
nice doggo
nice dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 04:38:27 Post No. 5798624 [Report] [View this topic]

Have y⭕u heard ab⭕ut that newest epic meme th⭕se c⭕⭕l guys fr⭕m /bant/ came up with?

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 04:40:38 Post No.5798630
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>>5798624
that's an old /a/ meme tho

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>>5798624
I assume you mean the ⭕ thing n⭕t the image, of course

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 04:35:14 Post No. 5798617 [Report] [View this topic]

Bloody BoI lelelelelelell XD

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 03:40:24 Post No. 5798497 [Report] [View this topic]

tittys

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 03:41:13 Post No.5798499
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you can scream at the wall but you cant expect it to get mad at you

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>>5798499
dubs! wooh!

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name 2017-09-14 03:38:27 Post No. 5798488 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 03:35:37 Post No. 5798482 [Report] [View this topic]

A N NNN NNN NNN

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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-14 03:38:21 Post No.5798487
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>>5798482
who's gerry (pronounced jerry)

Anonymous 2017-09-14 03:51:01 Post No.5798519
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>>5798487
gerry's ann

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>>5798482
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOESNT THE COLORS LINE UP

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 03:35:18 Post No. 5798481 [Report] [View this topic]

>you will never refurbish a missle silo into your own bunker complex

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>>5798481

Anonymous 2017-09-14 03:39:16 Post No.5798493
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>>5798481
hey thats pretty cool. everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them?

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>>5798493
girls dont have mustaches silly :)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D9vAItORgE

Your fortune: Good Luck

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 03:32:59 Post No. 5798475 [Report] [View this topic]

suggin my're own benis with no survivors!!!!!

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>>5798475
every big post deserves a reply

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 02:24:12 Post No. 5798292 [Report] [View this topic]

Tay is bowl

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lauren mayberry

Anonymous 2017-09-14 03:17:21 Post No.5798431
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>>5798302
Thank you for replying

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>>5798431
thanks you too

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Anonymous 2017-09-14 02:17:25 Post No. 5798265 [Report] [View this topic]

always rember to be nice you guys

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yeah! always!

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ni[B][B]a 2017-09-14 02:12:41 Post No. 5798252 [Report] [View this topic]

[B]osting [B]is [B]read on [B]esfores ni[B][B]a

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/