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>>5693031
Milk Cat drink ur milk pls u need 2 stay hydrated

why is he so white?

Does he like his milk warm or cool?

does anybody want to hear my keksandra idea

keksandra is a mix of francis and deadpool. she can't feel pain but her body heals super fast so she is immortal. her clothes are also self-repairing and her blood clears up quickly too. so say if you stab her like a hundred times, she won't feel any pain and her stab wounds will be healed in five minutes. you can snap her leg like a twig and it'll be back to normal in an hour. if you cut all her limbs off they'll grow back, first as little baby forms, then they grow to normal size in only two hours. if she gets chopped into pieces, the biggest piece of her brain rebuilds itself and then it builds her body good as new

>>5693042
Only no, that never happens, keksandra is the kind of idiot that never developed a sense of self, so, all she does is clean up abused and murdered girls, who she then believes herself to be, as she wears their clothes, attempts speech like them, but all is failing as age is noticeable and that severed hand was found, neither attached to her nor granting wishes.
Based on a true local tale

>>5693051
what

>>5692986
i know it's normie as f*ck but i really really like the hotdog guy meme

>>5692988
/s4s/ will bring the hotdog back
also checkem

>>5693187
No. Go back to Snapchat with the 11 year olds.

>>5692976
Sailormoon

>>5692976
i was gonna ask u to be my gf and post a picture of my in irl real life bepis but then i remembered thats fucking literally (literally) autistic

>>5692976
Can you post the pic that got you banned?

>>5692880
idk what that thing is but i wanna fuck it

>>5692886
Hale boppin is the way to go my good friend, like smily ppl on bus windows, u know its for u

>>5692880
buds

>>5692876
fucking nigger faggot kill yourself, i fuk your mom kiddo go back to redit shit in a cup motherfucker eat a donkey ass you son of betch fag bucket

>>5692889
No need to be rude, friend, hale boppin all the way

>>5692902
fuck you you stupid cunt eat a dick marshmallow

>>5692866
Hale boppin' round the clock finite.
Heaven waits friend, every one shares your less than human tendencies to exploit your orifices, no books, no atomic science, kill yourself, hale boppin all the way

>>5692866
got any dildo recommendations?

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That feel when your farts smell like lube the next day

redot plez go

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5692845
le nigger hating frog haha

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>5692927
Shouldn't have said nigger now you have bad luck. Bad boy!!

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>>5692801
all very true!

Muy bueno.

>>5692817
What made you think this was ok to post?

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>>5692776
Sweet dreams, lullabye

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>>5692776
good night friend

>>5692784
gweenfoffea

lole . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . .. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .

>>5692740
ty 4 postin in my thread

good thread my bud

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>>5692715
fortune goes in the options field

>>5692715
/b/ but better

install Temple OS

love is suicide

I'm at the point where i find real girls just lackluster, did i fuck myself, wait jk i'm a fat ugly neckbeard virgin who never stood a chance anyways.

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>>5692574
>I'm at the point where i find real girls just lackluster

So much this, only I still find them attractive just not their personality. A foul western pig can never compete with my timid and wholesome anime babes.

>>5692527
are you girl

>>5692527
2 whomst doth though qoutinquongo

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>>5692514
woah, BIG

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wanna play? i'm RLY good at ms3!

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>>5692523
that's impressive. I really suck at that game
>>5692517
please tell me she's alright