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drink your coffee

hold your bread

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>5713261
what's wrong with her teeeef?
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>>5713261
buy toast
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>>5713286
TOAST

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Here is the bloodbucket

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Oh no. Hide it from mom
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>>5713259
But can you fuck it?
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>>5713259
get it hoisted up before carrie sees LOL

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ezVugtN

plsj on am lonley
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>>5713246
shutup niger ill hack u
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>>5713262
no pls
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>>5713246
hi
c(^_^)/
#discord spam is not allowed

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the chicago bean
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>>5713239
What a waste of money LOLE
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>>5713239
But can you fuck it?
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They painted it all black it's ugly now :(

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I didn't do it.
who did it?
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>>5713215
ur mom vagina
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not me.
don't look me!
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>>5713216
I love this pic so le much. So le much.

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Hello? Hello?
They hung up.
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>>5713163
No worries see ex president Neumann said, star sexty nine
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>>5713163
I didn't know you used 4chan taylor! welcome to the nicest board we got!
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>>5713663
That face was literally made for cock

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Hey! Let's have a comfy little AMA, /s4s/. I'm at work, simply drinking a cup of coffee. Get in here and ask me anything! :^)

I'll answer with pics of my coffee.
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>>5713087
Good day, coffee muscle man! Anything interesting happen today?
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>>5713087
can you T R I F O R C E ?

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coffee hot

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onpu hot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBExQZ6HlJg
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>>5712956
By the powers of naughtiness I demand this particular Onpu to be really really hot.
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>>5712987
onpu hot

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Imagine this:

You're in prision for 5 years and you have two choices.
1- every six months you take a beating that leaves you near death. Breakes bones, teeth, scars, pain. Every six months for five years. But no one makes shower love with you. You have some pals but they can't help you.

Bonus: for each year in prision, you get 10k€ from Insurance. You get out with 50k
Bonus2: no kicks in the balls and no eye gorging. You can fight back but you take the beating anyway.
Bonus3: you will develop a artistic talent from all that suffering and have a chance to be famouse

2- you have a cellmate that everybody respects. You become his lover, he calls you Rita and every night he makes sweet love with you. Mind that is sweet love, he kisses you fucks your butt with his gigantic cock with tender passion.
Nobody messes with you, you have pals and a quiet 5 years. When you go out of prision you can be friend with your cell mate, have sex or not or you can go on with your life and nobody will ever know.

Bonus: first sunday every month he sucks your dick like a porn star.
Bonus2: you get really good in buttsex, passive and active, from all the lessons. You can become a pornstar or make someone really happy with theire butts (man or woman)

So, what will you choose?
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getting fugged is better i guess
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Anal sex is not a very effective reproduction method, but by Murphy's law, eventually you WILL get pregnant from it.
I don't want to raise a child in prison, but then again I don't want to go to prison anyway. Once you're inside, everything changes. It's like growing up. I didn't used to want to dress up like a girl when I was a little boy, but when I turned 18 I suddenly understood why unleashing your full potential is so crucial for your sense of dignity. Now I own several buttplugs and I couldn't be happier.
All I'm trying to say is: don't rush making a decision now. Accept the fact that you don't understand it all yet.
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>>5712938
I'll imagine other things, sir, i wish euthanasia was free for the likes of u, sir, for instance

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Ebin

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>5712918
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>>5712920
>He has a keyboard with a numpad
>>>/b/
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E B I N

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the logo of 4chan
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>>5712888
nu-[s4s] lets trips go unchecked yet again
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>>5712905
Do you have any idea how hard I laughed?
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>>5712888
trips confirm
this image has been sent to hiroyuki nishimura

jack ruselel
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Bark!
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>>5712863
hiiiiighway to ruselel!
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>>5713065
hi

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cowe
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>>5712826
Do you have any idea how hard I laughed?
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n chicken
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>>5712826
another fine cowe post. thank you friend

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Ultra rare footy card please don't steal
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image.jpg isn't a synonym of rare
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footy
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>>5712665
>phoneposters BTFO BRFOOO

Daily Ojamajo! Today's episode is Onpu-oriented! Wooh!
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wanna watch too?

first season: https://nyaa.si/view/667105

second season + movie (the two batches and the movie torrent): http://animesuki.com/series.php/672.html

third season part 1: https://nyaa.si/view/295844
third season part 2: https://nyaa.si/view/230685
third season's movie: https://nyaa.si/view/934797

Ova: https://nyaa.si/view/274436

fourth season: https://nyaa.si/view/760770

Completely new to all of this?

You'll need this for the torrent files: https://www.qbittorrent.org/download.php
You'll need this to watch the videos: https://mpc-hc.org/
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>>5712112
episodes with onpu get me super hard for some reason
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>>5712143
It's probably her eyes.

what a... weird episode.

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