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in this thread you are only allowed to say what the first poster had said. if you don't follow the rules you will be banned thanks

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It's LE KEKTUS

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op

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this is my girlfriend
im honestly so deeply in love that it's not even a joke at this point

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You are being watched.

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im sad

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lurk more

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literally me

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>2009, i was 12 or 13 years old.
>Didn't have internet at mums.
>Frequently used the public library.
>One day i needed to dump.
>Got the key to the toilets.
>Walked down the rapey stares of darkness.
>Reached the toilet, anus unbreached.
>Notice that i couldn't swing a cat.
>Throne was in the darkest, dankest, stall in the atleast 7 by 8 ft restroom.
>Thinking i would be safer if i knew what i'd be hovering over.
>Looked around.
>Someone would of noticed the log in the sink sooner than i would've liked.
>Brain storm.
>Notice that this little room has a toilet brush in a tube.
>If the big bang theory played in the UK at the time, Sheldon would be my spirit animal.
>Making sure i had locked the door behind me.
>Still comtemplated how i could explain this situation if the lock fails.
>Dropping jeans.
>There was no going back.
>Removes brush from tube.
>Hovering myjestically, knowing that i am the writer of history.
>Filling half the tube with a brownish/black slush.
>The slow feeling as i push the brush back in, until i'm satisfied that it looked how it was before.
>Collecting myself, i hurry to put the evidence back where i had found it.
>How no one questioned that i had took longer than anyone in the male toilet with the only key.
>Locking the door behind me as i leave.
>I hurry back up the rapey stares.
>Handing in the key before i bolt out of the library.
>Still going over in my mind what i had done.
>My only regret is not sticking around long enough to see the reaction of whoever had to clean the toilets.
>Been back a fews after that to piss in the sink.
>Now 21, i am sure that my acts are the folklore.
>They need to know that i never left.
>They need to know i am still alive.
>Have a criminal record now but should i chance them organising a DNA test?

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High evryone. I make this taco. If you want it, cost one trips.

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[s4s] is now colonise by bury french gril

comments "vive la gril" in this thread or be guillotine

mods please sticky this important announcement

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what would (You) do?

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why is everyone on this board a f*cking furry lol

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stoners will unironically defend this

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Is t-this the n-ice board?