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I'm struttin' my stuff in downtown Houston when all of a sudden Whitney's like, get your cok out of my butt
I comply and do the duck waltz out the door
"u like anal then duck waltz?" I ask from the front lawn.
she looks down from the second story at my lemonade stand where I'm doing showing some kids how to do the duck waltz and jumps headfirst.

>>5734828
I swiftly bask in the sun, then crawl back to my doghouse. "I'm Basker." I, drifting away, softly speak to myself.
"Oh no u ain't." says a cutting voice. I open my eyes
It's dog, the busker, he works at the Hilton. "You're my wife." he says
Disgusted, I reply "you're psychotic." but I really AM his wife, but not just that-I-I'm also a true basker. I bask with the best of them, on my back, on my front, even, sometimes when I'm feeling freaky deaky AND super wild...just don't tell anyone...but...on my side.

"yo bro, u from Barbados?" I open my eyes to the voice. "No, I'm not from Barbados." I sigh. I often dreamt of being from Barbados, but I wasn't born in Barbados, I wasn't even CONCEIVED in Barbados. Oh how I wish I had been a Barbadude.

If you bully me again I will file a complaint

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>>5734783
Call the police, I don't give a fuck

>>5734804
implying I would want a fuck from someone like you
I'm way above your league kiddo

[s4s] ^o^

If you are not sincere you don't belong on [s4s].

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>>5734761
wut is WITH peoplel and iron??? [s4s] is the absurdist sincerity board!

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>>5734749

>>5734758
HE DRAWS SUPER FUCKING GOOD ON HIS CINTIQ

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>>5734788
u got dubs. it's fine if u like his work fren but i am not a fan.

>>5734739
Try holding your own hand but then imagine that the other hand would be slightly colder or wamer and slightly more or less sweaty. That's pretty much it.

>>5734739
like salty milke

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>>5734747
But then with extra love!

rony the lion needs to start lifting

>>5734727
yeah he's gonna start losing tef female skinnies and be forced to date the fattees like him hehe

>>5734725
chubber

>>5734713
im sad and im mean to everyone :(((

>>5734713
pls halp op is bullying me and he doesn't even realise it

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>>5734716
somehow I knew CTS would be in this thread withuot opening it and without it seeming to relate to CTS at all

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yes
Renko was banned for openly admitting raping his underage stepsister. Or maybe it was just a warning.

>>5734711
doubles
>>5734712
what was a warning?

>>5734672
yes he is unironically a literal meth-abusing trucker who phone posts while he eats bad food and bangs cheap mexican truck stop hookers with herpes

Hi

>>5734672
sort of

I believe he is a real truck driver but I'm pretty sure he just comes up with epic shitposts involving it while driving on the road, and also likes to post disgusting bbw for no reason

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>>5734669
thx 4 sharing!

finally, someone said it.

>>>/gmf/

>>5734663
thats a big cartton for me so maybe give me a quick resumé

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>>5734663
o wow. i actulely know about rodget ramrom thru /vr/ so this is rly cool 2 c. thank u 4 sharing!

>>5734666
debil tribs!

>>5734663
The greatest artists are never appreciated during their lifetime.

STOP LOOKING AT ME

>>5734664
ok sorry

>>5734650
lol she sipp a covfefe

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*gets into fighting stance*

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*takes aim*

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if they do, its filled with boppers

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>>5734629
yeah but only FAGGOTS are on it

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>>5734635
But I want on it...

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>>5734623
i rly liek how ANGERY u made le a white man're expression!

>>5734632
thanks he's really miffed about being flipped off!!! i woul d too tbh!!!

>>5734639
>>5734632
we don't know the full story, maybe he deserves it, maybe he cut off the monkey in traffic and crashed into his car, ruining not only the monkeys physical vehicle, but his entire day