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Story time 2017-09-15 10:40:49 Post No.5804640
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Story time DeadSpacePirate 2017-09-15 10:40:49 Post No. 5804640 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>8th grade in shitty utah school
>have 2 classes with porn addicted teacher *he still works there*
>well call him "dirtbag" (he looses tons of assignments(we all hate him))
>one day he inform us that he will be gone for about a month for surgery on his neck
>fuckyes.jpg
>next week goes into surgery
>leaves us with fat old sweaty unmovable rotten potato sub
>expecting him to yell at us for the first day
>he sits in his chair the whole day and plays minesweeper on the computer
>fuck yes i love these guys
>first day of sub we play beseige
>second day someone brings a old cs game
>third day same kid that brought cs brings halo ce multiplayer enabled
>things go down hill from here. or up hill, depends on how you look at it.
>i brought a flashdrive so i could bring it home to play the campain and give it to other people
>game fucking spreads like AIDS in africa
>so in the school computer network there is a student shared drive that we can put our stuff for teacher to grade
>get an idea
>put halo in there
>now everyone can have it
>spreadingthelove.jpg
>little did i know that this game had a timed virus to destroy any computer that it was on at a specific date, this comes in later
>for the next month everyone would hop on a server and have a grand ol time
>the old fart sub didnt care, but the normal teachers did
>any shooting game was restricted at our school.
>it got so bad that the teachers would have a mental breakdown every class period
>and things were looking good. until dirtbag comes back
>he sees the mess that we made
>goes rage mode final form 9000
>starts to interrogate the shit out of everyone
>some shit lips rats me and my friend out
>i panic and tell him that i got it from friend
>feel bad about it
>he gets suspended for 2 weeks
>feel ultra bad
>then it happens
>the virus kicks in
>it destroyed 3/4th of all the computers in the entire fucking school
>500,000 worth of damage
>quickly got most of it under control but the damage already done
>passed w/ C

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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:44:55 Post No.5804655
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who are you quoting?

Meme head 2017-09-15 10:45:22 Post No.5804656
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>>5804640
Only 2 week suspension? Worth. Cool story bro

Meme head 2017-09-15 10:47:05 Post No.5804661
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>>5804655
Haja right? Nice dubs btw

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:38:48 Post No. 5804634 [Report] [View this topic]

what if I had a gun

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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:39:50 Post No.5804638
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maybe we could have FUN
with you're GUN

Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:41:10 Post No.5804641
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>>5804634
shoot

not that fat faggot with the catfish 2017-09-15 10:41:16 Post No.5804642
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not that fat faggot with the catfish 2017-09-15 10:41:16 Post No.5804642 [Report]

what if life was still fun and you could sit down and watch an adam sandler with your movie and laugh at how he yells at the children and other anti-social things lol

Captain Jean-Luc Picard
2017-09-15 10:26:08 Post No.5804590
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard 2017-09-15 10:26:08 Post No. 5804590 [Report] [View this topic]

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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not that fat faggot with the catfish 2017-09-15 10:29:12 Post No.5804604
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A creature made of sunshine
her eyes were like the sky
rabbit howls like something old
as we twitch to a lullaby
the scalpel shines in god's sunshine
the streetlights whisper pain
down here near the poison stream
our god has gone insane

Anonymous
2017-09-15 10:17:49 Post No.5804556
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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:17:49 Post No. 5804556 [Report] [View this topic]

1. print this
2. post results

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:20:29 Post No.5804568
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>>5804556

Anonymous 2017-09-16 01:10:24 Post No.5805133
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>>5804556
I don't think I did it right.
I think it tried to print in 4D on 2D surface.

Anonymous
2017-09-15 10:11:08 Post No.5804520
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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:11:08 Post No. 5804520 [Report] [View this topic]

lol men kissing

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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:11:46 Post No.5804522
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ewwww,....

Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:12:44 Post No.5804527
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>>5804520
das gay

Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:13:07 Post No.5804528
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its not what it looks like anon
I merely was retrieving a quarter I had accidentally dropped between his legs

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:09:41 Post No. 5804514 [Report] [View this topic]

OwO

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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:11:09 Post No.5804521
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>>5804514
stroke

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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:08:58 Post No. 5804509 [Report] [View this topic]

bideo games

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Maybe?

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2017-09-15 10:03:29 Post No.5804490
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not that fat faggot with the catfish 2017-09-15 10:03:29 Post No. 5804490 [Report] [View this topic]

you're just mad I'm hilarious 24/7 god of comedy and you're just a brat

get lost.

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Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:06:27 Post No.5804499
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sure whatever nice beb tho i licked gher worm in interstella

Anonymous 2017-09-15 10:07:19 Post No.5804502
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your a shit.

not that fat faggot with the catfish 2017-09-15 10:07:57 Post No.5804507
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your brain is soft and i feel sorry for it

KekMaster
2017-09-15 09:56:34 Post No.5804448
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KekMaster 2017-09-15 09:56:34 Post No. 5804448 [Report] [View this topic]

I ate cereal with a spork today.

So how was your day?

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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-15 09:57:14 Post No.5804453
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>>5804448
i didn't eat breakfast

KekMaster 2017-09-15 09:57:58 Post No.5804460
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>>5804453
I almost never do but I did today

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2017-09-15 09:55:52 Post No.5804445
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Anonymous 2017-09-15 09:55:52 Post No. 5804445 [Report] [View this topic]

reminder that spikeman smuggling and/or possession is illegal

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not that fat faggot with the catfish 2017-09-15 09:56:26 Post No.5804447
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>>5804445
who would risk jail time smuggling garbage tbh

Anonymous 2017-09-15 09:56:38 Post No.5804449
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>>5804445
but shes baving instead

Anonymous 2017-09-15 09:57:28 Post No.5804454
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>>5804447
ha ha i see what you did there pal laughing while crying

rip in pieces akari ;_;7
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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-15 09:41:06 Post No. 5804382 [Report] [View this topic]

This tree decided to celebrate fall early

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Anonymous 2017-09-15 09:42:01 Post No.5804384
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marioes or gtfo

rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-15 09:44:08 Post No.5804396
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>>5804384
wth rude
tbf it is a low quality picture though

Phone camera is only good at close up, need my regular camera more often i guess

.═╬═══════M*gick═══════╬═. 2017-09-15 09:46:24 Post No.5804409
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>>5804382
There's no fall, it's just early winter

Toofka for my vodka and my schmirnoff moscheif chervoski sieni encini
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Toofka for my vodka and my schmirnoff moscheif chervoski sieni encini 2017-09-15 09:40:28 Post No. 5804378 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm changing starting now. I love fat bottom girl with black hair and beautiful blue eyes. She's my starmate. I'll pretend were together, I'm a changed man starting NOW!!! I really don't deserve her anyway.

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2017-09-15 09:33:20 Post No.5804352
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