i faped
>>5764385
did ur bopper break?
c00l
its a pear but dont touch it because its spike
negro
>>5764362
lole those spikes are spaced so far apart why even bother?
fruity
if dubes i fap my pepis
>>5764341
im just gonna masturbibt anyway
>>5764346
broke rules
>>5764346
then what was the point....
help pls
あばばば
>>5764329
downstalling the weeds. 5% 22% 89% ERROR FBI viruse detecte go 2 jail do not collect 200 dollar
>>5764329
Please don't inject weed, you'll die!!
hamoud ha habibi hamoud hamoud ha habibi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8LPD6W0PZw
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
could you please leave
>>5764438
just literally filter my posts
wtf
>>>/sp/78033333
>>5764307
we did it , friends, :^)
I love everything about this photo. Everything. Even the Chernobyl-mutated clit is hot because it destroys that mainstream veneer of perfection, rendering her more human, and thereby more gettable. More vulnerable. The candid, voyeuristic nature of the shot, knowing they it was never meant for public consumption, but that I have now beat off to it twice, makes me feel a strange kinship with her. That somehow I am now privy to her nature. Knowing that for a brief moment in time she was not a star athlete, but a horny, dirty bitch eager to fuck. It removes her pedestal. It strips her money and fame. All that remains is a head, a pair of tits, and The Vaginer, all ready to receive my cock.
>>5764307
ebin get
Why doesn't this board make any sense?
>>5764244
as much sense as ur dubs
>inb4 [s4s] interface
>>5764252
who are you quoting?
>be me
>Be 20 years old and diagnosed with stage four autism but ligit though I have autism
>Never had a girlfriend before this one only a girl I really loved
>Be can't talk about her still to this day just short mention
>Be dated this one girl in highschool for like three weeks and then she broke up with me wasn't anything really
>Be keep in mind I got back with her when I turned 20 and the one I can't talk about is whole nother woman
>Be 20 we get together around Christmas things on the first date were awesome we ate at a her jobs big firedance
>be fucking hilarious because she's straight up whiter than sourcream
And her work was on the savages hgmmmhmm (throat clearing)
Seminole reservation who in south FL are FUCKING LOADED RICH EVERYONE OF THEM IS
>Be KC and the sunshine band playing there it was great and hilarious because he had pink FUCKING jeans on and you tell it was last go round before he retired
>Be the end of the night she has to get home soon
>I be an autistic virgin legit never touched pussy before It was FML every day
>Be passing by a place to park she was like let's make out
Oh shit nigger.jpg fuck yes
>Be pulled into this spot she starts getting into way more than making out we ended fucking in the back seat really rocking the car
>I came inside her and freaked out thought I was going to be a dad
Fuck condoms.jpg oh shit
>She tells me she has an iud I said there's a snuke in your snatch miss Clinton jk here name is something else anona will do for the thread
>Be on the way back I play S My D by mark Cohen fucking hilarious to me
>We date for like for like 7months with a shitload of sex almost every day
>Be almost 7months she breaks with me
>Be me I'm now incapable of touch my dick
>Be only because I jizz my pants while sleeping then sometimes to make sure I don't jizz them like that in the same day
>Started to realize that I don't trust women even though I want to fuck the shit out of them
CONT....
>be a dude btw
> Be thinking am I gay I don't like dudes or think about fucking dudes >be thinking I just can't get a boner for chicks like used to and don't want to fuck them
> Mfw I finally realized what truly makes me so horny
>QUANTUM MECHANICS
>seriously don't know how I'm going to get a degree without jizzing all over my homework
TOMORROW I'LL
Invec mePINGAS
>>5764223
fab again
YOU GUYS ARENT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS
Donnut forgit that lascivious nature threads are discouraged in s4s, keep in mind that this is a forum suitable for all members of an average family just like facebook. Don't let our default pink interface play tricks on you, ah hah!
Enjoy yourself!
If you crave for artistic depictions of fictional characters participating on sexual intercourse, please go to reditt or >>>/b/ :o)
Regards.
>>5764201
thanks , something seems off but thanks anyways
>>5764202
Good reply, I read it.
um, is hawkeye alright?
It pains me to say this but...daily dose
>>5764171
dat musta been painfur 4 u
*brings out nice couch*
there there
*drags out tv*
with speclel gues star randy savage!
*OOHYEAH*
drink ur tea dear
>>5764261
did u drag out the tv with the help of special gues star randy savage or was special gues star randy savage on the tv?
>>5764282
Randy Savage died on May 20th, 2011.
Please DO NOT bully orcc girls.....they can be cute and pretty too! please do not make fun of them when they try to be!
okay i will be nice
ahah ugly
>>5764168
N-No don't......!!!
doggo wan the fishe
>>5764100
nice dubs
>>5764100
racoom dubs!
I wonder where this shot was made. Moscow zoo had EXTREMELY fat doggos a few years ago. They learned to beg for food and were EXTREMELY good at it.
>>5764111
doggos can b vere smarte
Make [s4s] great again!!!
it would require too much effort, i'll just wait until you all die instead
>>5764088
I'm gonna wait to check your dubs then.
Don't wait let's build a wall instead! And make other boards pay for it!
I FUCKING HATE MEXICANS
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the actual canon pronunciation of .gif is "JIFF" like the peanut butter, as dictated by the creator of the image format. however, people will argue that it's "GIFF" because that's how they read it in their head for some reason, despite "JIFF" rolling off the metaphorical tongue easier. these people are wrong.
even when the majority of people accept falsehood as truth, it does not make it true. if the first time you saw the word .gif, you unironically read it in your head as "GIFF", you have a very unintuitive thought process. most likely you aren't that stupid but gave into peer pressure and started forcing yourself to pronounce it wrong.
>>5764039
actually it's pronounced like Hiff, as if you were Catalan
>>5764039
THE G STANDS FOR GRAPHICS SO IT A HARD G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>5764039
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