ass
(((ass)))
>>5769118
ironic antisemitism is still antisemitism
>>5769041
your ass is happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjnWOnJK-zw&t=53s
sucy where are you? I need you...
no fk yuo fren
>>5769068
rip in pieces tomoko ;_;!!!
I acknowledge your existence! Please be my friend and tell me everything will be ok!
ITT: We pretend like it's the 5th of September in 2017
>>5769030
Jokes on you, it is the 5th of September in 2017
>>5769033
haha wow
>>5769034
thanks bby
IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THEN IMAGINE THAT THERE IS AN EYE ON YOUR FOREHEAD AND THEN look AT IT, THEN ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵗᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶦᵗ feels ˢᵒ ᶰᶦᶜᵉ
>>5769013
>>5769013
dude i closed my eyes and couldn't read the next step? wtf!
>>5769013
>IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
yeah
>IMAGINE THAT THERE IS AN EYE ON YOUR FOREHEAD
uh-huh...
>AND THEN look AT IT
what? how
What does s/4/s tink about china
>>5769002
good cheap lab glassware
'bout it
>>5769002
china has trees
funny language uwu
I hereby disavow all past and future posts that may be linked to my private identity.
They were all combinations of lies, jokes, trolling and sarcasm.
At no point did I mean anything posted seriously, unless it is something that I am supposed to think/say/believe/shill.
MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.
>>5768992
After sucking kiddie dick and shitting on a bucket
>>5768992
dang, he said that?
u should be able to solve this uwu
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>5768975
i am a dumdum, but is it b :O
>>5768975
100% because I chose C
B-but teacher, none of them are right.
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So I have a pretty bleak future and it will not look any better anytime soon. I wish to disappear before college so I have a chance to actually get a job with my dim ass future. So I have pretty bad family issues with bad relationships for the past 5 years and I just want to get the fuck away from them. My dad is an oversensitive, uptight, ass that has no sense of my privacy that left my mother over a fucking football a guy gave to my brother while he was deployed to Afghanistan. The guy ended up being a dick anyway. He finds a Native American bimbo who he is 20 fucking years older than and she had two annoying little shits. She's a fucking gold digger that my dad takes on some expensive trips and only works 15 fucking hours a week. She left the previous husband who I know as one of nicest men I have ever met because his money began to run dry. My mother is an annoying, fatmouthed Italian who does not listen to me and gets ridiculously overprotective if she sees one fucking edgey comment or username on fucking discord or whatever out of the thousands of fucking people. my brother is a bit of a mixture of my parents. he is a snotty, spoiled, lazy little shit that I want to beat up on a daily basis who constantly antagonizes me and my parents don't do shit about it. Coupled with my Mental issues such as Insomnia, Aspergers, SMD,anxiety, bipolar, social issues, depression, and who lot of other shit makes things even better. My father recently found a channel that I used to make fun of degenerates and went fucking apeshit over it and now thinks I might have schizophrenia or some shit because of it. Have I considered suicide? Yes, many times over years I could have done it as my father took me to the range a few times and some mountain tops I could have done it and got very close most of times, Why did I not? Well that is for many reason but the number 1 reason is because it makes me look like a pussy who can't handle what life throws at him.
Any tips or help would be greatly appreciated as I want to plan this out over a few years. Thanks,a newfag anon.
What channel?
Also don't forget to post this on >>>/adv/
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>5768960
YouTube channel. Had to cut down a little so I could fit this in.
Daily reminder that you shouldn't create porn/rude threads in esfores, remember that this is a family-friendly funny-facebook board so please, don't let the red theme of this place fool you, it's just actually a inside ruse to make newfriends think this is not a sophisticated place, haha!
Now that you have read this you can have fun posting here!
But if you really want to post lewd/rude stuff I strongly suggest you to visit other boards more situable for that stuff like reddit and >>>/b/ :^)
t.
>>5768944
Daily reminder that you SHOULD check dubs in esfores, remember that this is a dubs-friendly board!
>>5768944
>>5768955
like this
I will be posting this thread everyday for the next 5 years. Come in and reply to take part in the beginning of something great.
>>5768908
keep me posted
requesting recognition from the mods
requesting recognition from the mods
the squid girl
>>5768894
the typing squid girl
>>5768897
I love her nails :0
>>5768894
The Girl Squid will never ink on my pepper
light my smoke pls
>>5768892
*lights your smoke*
*pats u on the hed* enjoy ur smok kittie
>>5768911
>11
*checks your dubs*
nice
i said no black lives matter
>>5768868
all lives matter..... except black (・ิω・ิ)
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>5768868
no lives matter except for me and mine...
>>5768868
why doshite
I unironically like Sonic the Hedgehog, but only the classic games.
>>5768839
i unironically like sonic the hedgehog including the 3D games. sonic adventure 2, sonic unleashed, sonic colors, and sonic generations were the best 3D sonic games imo.
>>5768848
Sonic Colors was good, but I just prefer the 2d stuff.
>>5768839
you mania yet?
it wasn't too bad, short though.