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Cruel and unforgiving world
Will I ever find a girl?
In a Victorian dress, with tenderness
Who only settles for the very best
When it comes to music and literature alike
Who’s always down for a nature hike
Who can match wits, and won’t throw fits
A dame well-versed in politics
Who’ll make me a sandwich
When I’m tired and spent
Who’ll pay her portion
Of the fucking rent!
A lady in the street, but a freak in the sack
Who looks ever-so-fine when she’s dressed in black
A woman who possesses passion and conviction
Ideally, a Gothic vixen
Who won’t subject me to crucifixion
Who won’t verbally berate me
Or stand idly by while others hate me
I’ve searched far-and-wide
But I haven’t seen her lately

(I will never find love)
*sobs*

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:53:26 Post No.5776688
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:53:26 Post No.5776688 [Report]

ikr

Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:54:30 Post No.5776689
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>>5776688
Those digits make my pee-pee stand up

Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:57:44 Post No.5776692
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>>5776667
Haha. I just got a MASSIVE hug from a pretty girl. haha, I've gotten like 15 happy hugs now.
MASSIVE HUGS HAHAHA
HAHAHA
I AM A GOD

Anonymous
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Help me! Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:16:09 Post No. 5776617 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm in the bus and this big fat smelly dindu just sat next to me and he's squeezing me against the side. WHAT SHOULD I DO HE SMELLS LIKE SHIT I WANT TO PUKE.

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:17:22 Post No.5776619
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>>5776617
Get off and wait for the next bus

Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:18:07 Post No.5776620
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>>5776617
use sudoku on him

Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:22:50 Post No.5776630
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>>5776617
ah-bloo-bloo

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:08:05 Post No. 5776604 [Report] [View this topic]

los swimming cowes

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:18:14 Post No.5776621
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:18:14 Post No.5776621 [Report]

they only need half a body to swim wtf do they only need a third of their body to walk wtf ???????

Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:18:29 Post No.5776622
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>>5776604
Moo

Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:18:52 Post No.5776626
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>>5776604
moooooooo lol

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:04:24 Post No. 5776594 [Report] [View this topic]

i failed life so now i will spend all day listening to old songs from before i failed life

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:08:21 Post No.5776606
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>>5776594
lole...................................

rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-07 06:23:50 Post No.5776631
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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-07 06:23:50 Post No.5776631 [Report]

>>5776606
Bavi

.═╬═══════M*g*ck═══════╬═. 2017-09-07 06:36:44 Post No.5776654
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CHAIK

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:57:57 Post No. 5776583 [Report] [View this topic]

legus

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:01:30 Post No.5776589
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Yes He met that cat

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>>5776589
aaaha gud

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous 2017-09-07 07:37:22 Post No.5776741
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>>5776583
leeg boi

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:41:03 Post No. 5776549 [Report] [View this topic]

taking my cream without sugar or coffee for a week and i want to tell everybody

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notmilkdrinker. 2017-09-07 06:18:46 Post No.5776624
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milkdrinker.

Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:40:03 Post No.5776661
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>>5776549
cume lole

rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-07 06:41:29 Post No.5776665
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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-07 06:41:29 Post No.5776665 [Report]

>>5776549
Milke

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:34:51 Post No. 5776542 [Report] [View this topic]

its rad to be rude

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:37:02 Post No.5776546
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Think you meant its rad to be nice, you fucking disgusting piece of trash

Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:43:28 Post No.5776551
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>>5776546
RUDE POSTERS LEAVE

PUHLEAAASSSEEE

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>>5776551

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INTERFACE Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:13:48 Post No. 5776481 [Report] [View this topic]

So I was told that I can't see everything on the /s4s/ interface. How do change it so I can?

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:15:14 Post No.5776485
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You have to make at least 5 'humphrey the clown' threads for a full week, then swaglord will drop you the link

Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:16:38 Post No.5776488
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:16:38 Post No.5776488 [Report]

jus swich over to [s4s] not that complicated...

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>>5776488
but I am on s4s how else could I read it

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:09:49 Post No. 5776472 [Report] [View this topic]

I will be posting this thread every other day for the next 5 years. Come in and reply to take part in the beginning of something great.

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cloak 2017-09-07 05:10:19 Post No.5776474
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cloak 2017-09-07 05:10:19 Post No.5776474 [Report]

we make history today

wsaglord 2017-09-07 05:12:07 Post No.5776476
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>>5776472
lol nice threasd

Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:13:42 Post No.5776480
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:13:42 Post No.5776480 [Report]

Oh yeah

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emogi move Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:03:06 Post No. 5776449 [Report] [View this topic]

hfjkds.fnekj emojy movie. EMOJY MOVIE,.

EMO JGI MOVIE

EMGLKFDSOGI MOVIE

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:04:13 Post No.5776454
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>>5776449
swaglord please sticky

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:06:09 Post No.5776459 [Report]

sticky time swaglord

Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:06:38 Post No.5776461
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 05:06:38 Post No.5776461 [Report]

posting in a sticky thread

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 04:56:09 Post No. 5776429 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you guys know what time dilation is?

Fast astronauts literally have to shove a dildo into their worm hole at least 4 hours a day for the rest of their lives in order to prevent their 'personal time", from slowing too much, since they will literally appear to be experiencing time more slowly compared to us. This of course results in extreme spaghettification, spaghetti constantly leaking from their pockets as they explain embarassing time distortion related incidents. Fast astronauts consider this their 'period' of time before they adjust back to how much everything has aged around them.

You want to know something else interesting? During time dilation the air from inside their worm hole gets blown out and clumps of wobbly matter get stuck in the back of the 'wormhole' Every few weeks they have to dig out a giant wobbly ball or else they risk a getting stuck in the future, never to return.

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 04:57:04 Post No.5776432
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epic! how i do dis?

poopboi 2017-09-07 04:57:25 Post No.5776433
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poopboi 2017-09-07 04:57:25 Post No.5776433 [Report]

haha what a story mark

Anonymous 2017-09-07 04:57:40 Post No.5776434
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>>5776429
Haha, what a story Mark!

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