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Satanchoke promises to make you healthy and live forever but only if you conceive before marriage, kill your own child and drain its blood into a fountain, then recite The Satanist Bible three times backwards in front of the said bloody fountain stained by your own kin's blood.

what do?

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 05:21:15 Post No.5778753
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>>5778752

Anonymous 2017-09-08 02:55:19 Post No.5779473
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>>5778752
If i live forever then I'll never go to hell

Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:37:03 Post No.5779708
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>>5778752
living this life is painful already
why would I want to live forever?

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QWERTY 2017-09-08 04:48:57 Post No. 5778696 [Report] [View this topic]

this is bavi board
this is nice board
this is [s4s]

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:50:00 Post No.5778701
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birds are not that important

rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-08 04:51:03 Post No.5778707
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>>5778696
bavi

QWERTY 2017-09-08 04:55:51 Post No.5778720
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>>5778701
but youst've own a bavi yourself gary-kun... lole

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:30:28 Post No. 5778628 [Report] [View this topic]

im rly scared about the hurricane im scared even if just the power goes off i don't know what to do without power or internet when it happens i usually just try to sleep until it comes back on but they said it could happen for a while. i don't know what im gonna do i don't know how to do things without the computer or internet. id probably sleep and think a lot which could get scary and if i wanted 2 write down what im thinking it would be bad because i hate writing with my hands because my handwriting is bad. i don't know what im gonna do what if i go crazy and do weird things

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:31:24 Post No.5778633
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nigger

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>>5778633
woah he did it xD he said nigger xD

lock... this madman up!!! he's so subversive!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

holy fug *syndrome normalman face*

WOAH!... . it's amazing!!!! social trends subverted!!!! all with a single post! people everywhere are screaming!

IT'S FUCKING ANARCHY AND IT'S GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dddddddddddddddddd

*dabs* that's how cool you are

no wait *double dabs* THAT'S HOW SMOOTH YOU ARE
XDDDDDDDDDD Let's fight the good fight brother!

Sign up for the army today

Yuji Sakai 2017-09-08 04:32:15 Post No.5778639
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>>5778628
do push-ups until the power comes back on. the light will reveal your powerful new body and you will be unstoppable

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:23:34 Post No. 5778605 [Report] [View this topic]

How many threads is it appropriate for a single man like me to make a day? Also teeth girl on the left is the patrician's choice

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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-08 04:24:20 Post No.5778607
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>>5778605
according to the thread limit, about 5 to 10 depending on how fat your thread falls of

Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:27:39 Post No.5778617
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zero

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>>5778607
What if I wanted to spam?
>>5778617
That can't possibly be right

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:23:22 Post No. 5778604 [Report] [View this topic]

good one nigga

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 09:53:22 Post No.5779012
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haha ralph

that fat faggot with the uni-vibe he payed $200 for 2017-09-08 03:58:44 Post No.5779622
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>>5778604
my face when i get the GOOD nut

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>>5779012
>>5779622

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Yuji Sakai 2017-09-08 04:22:32 Post No. 5778600 [Report] [View this topic]

yosho

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rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-08 04:23:01 Post No.5778602
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>>5778600
lol ebic dubs and yosho

Yuji Sakai 2017-09-08 04:30:07 Post No.5778627
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the trees have eyes

Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:31:36 Post No.5778634
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>>5778627
but why are they crying

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QWERTY 2017-09-08 04:17:50 Post No. 5778583 [Report] [View this topic]

daily remember!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 01:45:33 Post No.5779363
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>>5778583
What are birds?

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BANTI

rip in pieces akari ;_;7 2017-09-08 01:50:55 Post No.5779374
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>>5778583
bavi

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:10:47 Post No. 5778563 [Report] [View this topic]

do boys wipe they're pee pee hole after dey pee? :O

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:11:52 Post No.5778565
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I do, but some of them just wiggle their peepees lole wtf is wrong with them

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>>5778565
yus i agre, i herd dat boys dun wipe and sum of dem sed dey dun an dats gross

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>>5778563
boys dont have a peepee hole, their butthole is dual purpose, now you may ask yourself what exactly does the penis do if it not have a peepee hole to pee with? well actually it's a clever trick of evolution, dicks aren't constantly erect for this very reason

once a dick gets soft, it its able to be curved around to the butthole, creating a clever slide for the pee to bounce around on, curving into a perfect shot for the penis to go into an urinal or just generally aiming the pee

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Anonymous 2017-09-08 04:02:17 Post No. 5778528 [Report] [View this topic]

let go please. why do you want me

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QWERTY 2017-09-08 04:03:42 Post No.5778536
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first

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>>5778528
SUCK

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>>5778528
da secrete receipt!

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Disqualified Anonymous 2017-09-08 03:55:27 Post No. 5778505 [Report] [View this topic]

Just tried to join the Marines. The recruitment interview was going great, until I mentioned that I have high-functioning autism. Apparently being diagnosed with any form of autism is an instant disqualifier from every branch of the military.

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I have never wanted a cure for this disease more than I do right now..

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