I will not be oppressed
hup
>>5778779
Yes, you will.
guns r not nice
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>5778778
*sticky, wet slug sounds*
niko niko niiiii-
>>5778851
ebil
Your fortune: Average Luck
DAILY REMINDER THAT EVERY POST DESERVES AT LEAST ONE REPLY EVEN THE SHITTIEST SHITPOSTS LIKE THIS SHITTY SHITPOST RIGHT HERE
>>5779479
Actually this post is genius. Sorry a robot like you can't understand ART
>>5779479
vriry rude. u shud not dismiss something just cuz u dont understand it...
i said "gourd knight" to my friend instead of "good night" cus i thought it would be funny and then i googled gourd knight and it's badass as he'll
>>5778769
MY ASS POOPED
>>5778769
you have friend haha that makes me sade
>>5778772
whullup is you're friend
protect him
the rice girl
>>5778764
whoa they made the triangle emoji into a real thing
>>5778764
More fate girls
the rice girl
Satanchoke promises to make you healthy and live forever but only if you conceive before marriage, kill your own child and drain its blood into a fountain, then recite The Satanist Bible three times backwards in front of the said bloody fountain stained by your own kin's blood.
what do?
>>5778752
>>5778752
If i live forever then I'll never go to hell
>>5778752
living this life is painful already
why would I want to live forever?
this is bavi board
this is nice board
this is [s4s]
birds are not that important
>>5778696
bavi
>>5778701
but youst've own a bavi yourself gary-kun... lole
im rly scared about the hurricane im scared even if just the power goes off i don't know what to do without power or internet when it happens i usually just try to sleep until it comes back on but they said it could happen for a while. i don't know what im gonna do i don't know how to do things without the computer or internet. id probably sleep and think a lot which could get scary and if i wanted 2 write down what im thinking it would be bad because i hate writing with my hands because my handwriting is bad. i don't know what im gonna do what if i go crazy and do weird things
nigger
>>5778633
woah he did it xD he said nigger xD
lock... this madman up!!! he's so subversive!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
holy fug *syndrome normalman face*
WOAH!... . it's amazing!!!! social trends subverted!!!! all with a single post! people everywhere are screaming!
IT'S FUCKING ANARCHY AND IT'S GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dddddddddddddddddd
*dabs* that's how cool you are
no wait *double dabs* THAT'S HOW SMOOTH YOU ARE
XDDDDDDDDDD Let's fight the good fight brother!
Sign up for the army today
>>5778628
do push-ups until the power comes back on. the light will reveal your powerful new body and you will be unstoppable
How many threads is it appropriate for a single man like me to make a day? Also teeth girl on the left is the patrician's choice
>>5778605
according to the thread limit, about 5 to 10 depending on how fat your thread falls of
zero
good one nigga
haha ralph
>>5778604
my face when i get the GOOD nut
>>5779012
>>5779622
yosho
>>5778600
lol ebic dubs and yosho
the trees have eyes
>>5778627
but why are they crying
daily remember!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>5778583
What are birds?
BANTI
>>5778583
bavi
do boys wipe they're pee pee hole after dey pee? :O
I do, but some of them just wiggle their peepees lole wtf is wrong with them
>>5778565
yus i agre, i herd dat boys dun wipe and sum of dem sed dey dun an dats gross
>>5778563
boys dont have a peepee hole, their butthole is dual purpose, now you may ask yourself what exactly does the penis do if it not have a peepee hole to pee with? well actually it's a clever trick of evolution, dicks aren't constantly erect for this very reason
once a dick gets soft, it its able to be curved around to the butthole, creating a clever slide for the pee to bounce around on, curving into a perfect shot for the penis to go into an urinal or just generally aiming the pee
let go please. why do you want me
first
>>5778528
SUCK
>>5778528
da secrete receipt!
Just tried to join the Marines. The recruitment interview was going great, until I mentioned that I have high-functioning autism. Apparently being diagnosed with any form of autism is an instant disqualifier from every branch of the military.
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I have never wanted a cure for this disease more than I do right now..
>>5778505
dat's awflel, fren. i'm so sorre.
wut do u suppose u want 2 do now?
>>5778510
Probably just gonna try and become a quantum physicist since I'm really good at math and science.