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>>5799902
I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE ON THAT LEFT

>>5799902
is when you suck a BBC

>>5799904
May I ask to whom it belongs?

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>>5799845
MODS MODS MODS RULE 6
FAGLORD FAGLORD FAGLORD
MODS M O D S MOOOOOOOOOOOODS M O DES MODS MODS MO DS

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>>5799845
Imagine being such a huge faggot that you crush on your childhood friend who's clearly straight and you attempt to woo him by dressing up like a girl and then jumping on top of him and forcing him into having gay sex with you when he turns you down.

>>5800682
you want that to happen to you, don't you sissy boy?

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your level is nil because you're still on the archonic bionic/spooky infection case. you haven't transcended at all and I think you're shit to be honest

The Archons are parasitic entities which are intelligence driven mind predators. They exist on multiply dimensions, able to slip from one dimension to another within the lower frequencies of the 6th, through to 1st dimensions. They do not solely exist on the third dimension though they can directly affect our reality, often unseen. They have infected all life forms in our galaxy to one degree or another. They are mind entities and operate on frequencies, which affect the mind matrix of all beings in the galaxy. They can be thought of as intelligent, mind predatory entities. They do not have a form as such but for those who have seen them manifest in 4th dimensional bodies, they often appear as black slug like entities. They are a cloudy black mass of energy which moves in slithering movements which resemble large snakelike slugs. Healers and Mediums are reporting seeing black slimy slug like beings hanging around the homes, of those who are having problems with astral entities,ghosts, and the deceased. The snake like slug beings are also seen attached to people’s auric fields inserting their tendrils into the chakra points, feeding off the person’s energy body. Just as leeches were used in medieval times to cleanse the blood these black leeches are feeding of f the life force of an infected person.

highest lvl on the board here, hello.

HELP ME

i failed life!!!!!

LOLE!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

gee isabelle u sure look different than usual

>>5799839
this is the difference between isabelle and furry
isabelle doesnt have this furry face so she is not furry

why do you fap to dogs that don't exist

>>5799814
gay

>>5799814
pretty gay

>>5799814
gayest gay

>>5799800
She's a foctional character, MORTYYYYY

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>>5799800
this is very relatable

you know okner you have good taste in girls
are you a girl btw

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>>5799777
kys you cocksucking megafaggot

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>>5799777
U did it :]

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>>5799777
Ichi ni san shi go roku nana hachi
or
Ichi ni san shi go roku shichi hachi
???

Five cute facts about Renko

1 - he's always polite
2 - he's going to be real girl real soon
3 - I love her
4 - real renko never lies

>>5799782
I doubt all of those things

>>5799770
I wouldn't call a fucking BOY(MALE) a girl tbh.
also your pic related is shit and I hate it.

Imitating me is the greatest form of flattery. Imitating me means you strive for excellence, not only on [s4s] but in every aspect of your life. But sadly, you will never truly be me and you will never truly post quality threads such as mine. My threadcrafting ability is known throughout 4chan as being of the highest quality. When I create a thread, it causes a ripple effect throughout 4chan, inspiring bad posters to strive for a better threadcrafting community. I am the only reason [s4s] has lasted as long as it has... Have I not proven it many times before by getting nearly the entire user base to impersonate me and spam the entire front page with my quality threadcrafting?

>>5799769
I cry the entire fukkin day I have at least 6 problems but only 4 of those are girls so no maybe I'm a bit of a wuss or the medication is affecting my hormones or maybe I shouldn't nail drawings of boobs to my chest but the point is you don't need me to tell me

>>5799776
mental illness

>>5799755
*cums on their tiddies*

>>5799755
Bueno exellente

Young ladies, you shouldn't show your egg hair like that

He sat in the basket and sobbed quietly to himself. The lady moved around the store, continuing to pick up bread, but none met her standards until the top of the basket opened and in fell the most perfect loaf he had ever seen. For a moment he forgot all about Mabel as he took in the smooth curves, ridges, and crusts of her body. She was a pale, fried brown color, with a thick and ovular body. Running down her center was a shallow valley, sided by two sharp ridges that bent slightly back. Her bottom was made up of hundreds of tiny pale bumps arranged in a smaller oval. She too, he noticed, was shaking with fear, and he felt the need to comfort her.

“Hello,” he whispered, and winced at the fear in his voice. “What's your name?”

She was silent. He repeated the question.

“Elizabeth,” she said. Her voice was also tinged with fright.

“Nice to meet you Elizabeth. I'm Emilio.” He tried to scoot across the basket to her, but didn't have any room to maneuver. He slumped against the wall. “Listen. We're going to be okay.”

“No,” she said. “We're going to be eaten.”

“We're not going to be eaten.” It was a clumsy lie. “I bet we can get out of this.”

Before she could respond, the basket slammed down. He heard Mabel ask for something from behind the counter, and the baker shuffling through the cabinets. The top of the basket opened, and the baker peered down at the loaves. He said a price to Mabel. There was the sound of coins bouncing. The top closed and the basket was lifted through the air. It swung, flinging the two loaves against its sides. Then there was stillness, and the clopping of hooves.

Emilio sat in the dark, trying to work up the nerve to speak again. Finally he said, “So, where do you come from?”

“Gamenia,” she said almost before he was finished speaking. He'd never heard of the place.

“I think I had an uncle from there,” he said.

“I doubt it,” she said.

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>>5799766
Harry and Irene were a couple who led a canteen.

He tried to ask more questions, but she didn't reply. So he sat in the dark and rued his fate.

Of course, he had always known this would be how he died. But some small portion of himself had clung to the belief that he would be able to escape it somehow. That he would go stale, or be tossed out accidentally, or, against all logic, one day the baker would simply let him go free, just pick him up from the basket and place him on the doorstep to find his way through the world. But now reality was confronting him in the face. Thoughts of knives ran through his head, knives and cutting boards and cheeses and meats and sandwiches. The only comfort was that he would die with Elizabeth.

The sound of hooves stopped. The basket was lifted into the air once again, and began to move forward. A door slammed, and the basket was tossed down. The top of the basket was ripped open and two great hands thrust into it, grabbing the two pieces of bread and bringing them up into the light. There was the voice of the fat woman, and a man discussing a dinner party. They were tossed down, into a white bowl. The woman lumbered away.

The rest of the day passed in silence. A few times Emilio tried to speak, but Elizabeth never responded with more than a indistinguishable murmur. After three tries, he gave up, and began to look around the house. They were in a large, white room that he assumed was a kitchen or dining area. To his left were two windows overlooking a garden and small pond. To his right was another room, purple, with a couch, coffee table, and bookshelves. The fat lady was there, talking to a slim man in a black suit. Both were drinking tea.

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>>5799703
every thread deserves at least one reply!

>>5800829
Every reply deserves at least one reply⭕

>>5800844
you are crazy like a roll lizard

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it means he's an antisocial big lipped african warrior poet

which would make him me

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>>5799661

>>5799657
Minutemen ICBMs and silos were not left to fail and then sold as high cost bunkers THEY WERE DEPLOYED

>>5799633
add some isabelle there too thanks

>>5799633
Gahaha

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UH OH!! turns out it is spikeman egg

ask her if i get a happy ending

>>5799733
I'd turn up all the hobs on my oven to full heat and make her place a paw pad on each of the four red hot circles

>>5799742
she doesnt know what that means
>>5799744
why would you do that?