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anime

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howdy pardner

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Penis
#Fortune I LIKE PENIS FJFBSBZH

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This is your flight attendant speaking

Welcome to Flight [545]

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>In the pervious week I was laying low
>think damn cops are watching my moves
>every day from 11pm to 3am car with two man is parking in front of my house
>I know they are cops wait for me to make a wrong move
>but little they know I am that dumb person

>Day One
>I went with my mother to Walmart I am a good son
>I felt like someone is watching me
>I took my pistol and a survival knife
>drop my mother in the family house
>hot back home someone broke in the house was clean but the straw that I leave in the door was not in place
> Damn that stomach pain that comes to you when worried
>I took out my pistol it was my girlfriend
>Damn that bitch
>I nearly shitted in my underwear
>good she made a copy of my keys with out my permission
>I let it slide
>she is going to stay for a while
> dinner and then we slept
>I left my pistol under my bed and the knife under the pillow


Day two
>I woke up my GF made me breakfast bitch is a great cook
>An apple pie from the morning great
>ate it and went to work
> She works with alright know in storage department
>one car to drive cost of petroleum is high as fuck
>I finsh late she has angry wait for me 20 mins
>back home girl made me some Moroccan soup I love it
>cops came to my house
>not again that Asian and African American cop
>Ok I did nothing this week
>So what
>me opened the door
>he ask me if I incountered a clown at night
>me what a clown no
>cop: where have you been yesterday night?
>with my GF you can ask her she is here
>cop: no need
>thanks God
>My GF was curious
>in my empty brain am the clown before a week damn so there is another guy walking around in a clown dress

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pigeons are nice bird i love the pigeon i want to raise a nice pigeon and we can be friends cooo

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rate my bong

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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help! my fish is dying and im sad :(((

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hyuk hyuk :DDD

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Mr. Burns embodies a number of stereotypes about Corporate America, as he has an unquenchable desire to increase his own wealth and power. Burns also embodies the stereotype of a manager by forgetting his employees' names (especially Homer's, despite it appearing that they interact more than Burns does with most of his employees), though this can be attributed to his senility. Burns is also unconcerned for their safety and well-being (the plant, for example, is rife with obvious safety violations).

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HELLO FRIENDS

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why dont u have a girlfriend(XX(female)) ??