Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 1356. page

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2D women are not important and not allowed on this board

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*refrigerates your food*

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reply to this post or your sleep will die in her mom

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Barne the dino

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spikeman

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cowe

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news:

there is BIG filename get happening tomorrow

ok that'ss it for the news

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I'm posting ebin every day and I won't ever stop! This meme is way too ebin
I'm sure you've all been waiting for another ebin thread to be posted by your friendly namefig, and here it is - the most ebin meme of 2013
Simply ebin

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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"Turn the other cheek." is not a bid for pacifism.

>The verse specifies the striking of the right cheek.
>Jews would only ever strike people with their right hand because they wiped their asses with the left. Not even Goyim would get shitslapped.
>Striking someone with your left hand would be a literal declaration of war.
>To strike the right cheek with the right hand, one would have to backhand them.
>This was twice as damaging to one's pride, but still confirmed the aggressor to be a fellow Jew with no intention to mortally wound the stricken.

The parable is about not bickering with your own kind. In a modern context this applies to fellow Christians & countrymen. Eye for an eye is still in effect for those who strike you with their left hand, people who genuinely wish to steal your faith, life and possession.

Kill all Muslims.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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le millenom girl

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of paws before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just pads of fat on my limbs ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my claws are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my plughole too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a puss all hot and bothered! Oh, my! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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cunt

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How many California anons are there? We have a comfy server for you with many keks to be had gA8kTTP

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I was never a s4s regular, I would pop in from time to time to have some fun. I took a break for a little while, stuff to do these days. Randomly remembered it while working today and see how things were doing.

Came back to see THIRTY FIVE ANIME THREADS. I can enjoy a good cartoon as much as the next guy but shouldn't you all be posting on /a/ instead?