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>>5586388
haha those are dubs, so nice so fucking epic

>>5586388
nice dubs

A NEW BEARY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

BEARY FROST CONFIRMED

>>5586395
WHAT ABOUT BEARY COLD?

>>5586224
hey that's the girl frorm cardcaptor sakura who is gay

haha you're IRONICALLY posting an anime that you're obsessed with that people have repeatedly asked you to stop posting because MUH IRONY LOL IRONY IRONY IRONY IRONY

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>>5586226
No this one's into flowers instead of gay stuff

“Snow’s the best!” /c/ declared. “You can make snow angels and build snowmen and have snowball fights...”

“Yeah! And you can let the snowflakes fall on your tongue!” [s4s] laughed. “This one time, I had a snowflake on my tongue, and I accidentally sniffed it up my nose and I sneezed!” The girl laughed at the fond memory of playing with /mlp/ in January that year.

/jp/ sighed. “I haven’t played in snow for a long time, and that was because Tre/vr/ invited me to play,” she reminisced lazily.

“Don’t you think snow is fun?” /c/ asked.

“Eh, it was okay. It was kinda funny when /v/ threw one of his consoles onto the frozen lake,” /jp/ said, a small smile spreading across her face. “That idiot went out to beat it with a bat and he ended up falling through the ice.”

/c/ and [s4s] laughed uproariously, just as Deelette returned with her sleeping bag. “I’ve got it, dad!” she declared, rolling it along the floor where it rested with the other sleeping bags and backpacks. “Tell ‘em about what we’re gonna do!”

“Are we gonna do cool stuff? I hope it’s movies and games!” [s4s] said, shaking her fists in excitement.

/d/emona laughed. “Of course there will be movies and games, but this is about how we’re going to run the sleepover,” she explained.

“How we’re gonna run it?” /c/ asked.

The demoness cleared her throat. “This is going to be a bit of a mouthful, but stay with me,” /d/emona said, taking a deep breath. “As you know, it’s Christmas season, which also means it’s winter season, which means it’s going to be cold. At night, it gets really cold, and normally I would have the heating cranked up so that you won’t notice it, so...”

“Something happened and now we don’t have heating,” Deelette interrupted.

None of the other girls had noticed it, but it was indeed cold inside. “Hey, look at my arm, all the hair is pointy!” [s4s] said, holding her arm out in front of /c/.

“Wow! You got goosebumps!” /c/ said.

/d/emona sat up and continued to talk. “Anyway, I don’t know what happened. I’m pretty sure something is broken up there, so I’m going to get a guy to look at it. For now, we have no heating and the nights here have been freezing, so it’s kind of like living in Santa’s village or Superman’s ice castle thing. Even if the heating weren’t broken, I would have asked you to bring sleeping bags anyway, because you’d all be sleeping in Deelette’s bed and I didn’t want any blanket-hogging from any of you.”

/c/ raised her hand. “Are the sleeping bags gonna keep us warm?” she asked.

“They’ll help, but it won’t be enough, which brings me to the point of this talk,” /d/emona continued. “I had this idea that I kind of didn’t want to do, but I put enough effort into getting the food and movies and all that jazz for this sleepover, so I didn’t want to cancel it on you girls. It’s going to be a new experience for you, and Deelette too, and it’s going to be…awkward, I guess, even for me.”

[s4s], /c/ and /jp/ looked at each other, feeling concerned about /d/emona’s plans.

“Awkward?” /c/ asked.

“It’s probably not bad, or at least that bad. I bet I’ve had worse with /v/,” /jp/ said.

[s4s] smiled. “Well, I like to try new things, so I wanna do whatever the nice lady is going to do, because she’s doing it for us!” she cheered, declaring her support for /d/emona’s plans. /c/ and /jp/ looked at each other and looked back to [s4s], nodding eagerly.

/d/emona’s face lit up. “All right, I guess you’re ready for it! Go get your sleeping bags and roll them out on the table!” she ordered.

/c/ raised an eyebrow. “The table?” she asked.

“Dad’s gonna show us what he’s gonna do!” Deelette said, rolling out her sleeping bag and lifting it onto the table. [s4s] and /jp/ were busy getting their sleeping bags, so /c/ shrugged and joined them.

“Hey /jp/, cool sleeping bag!” [s4s] said. “Who’s that amine?”

“That’s Marisa Kirisame,” /jp/ said, looking a tad bored.

“Cool! My favorite amine is dimethylamine!” [s4s] said. “It’s a gas that German cockroaches use as a pheromone but it’s also poisonous and stuff so you shouldn’t put it on toast and eat it!” The girl continued to spill out her unusual chemistry knowledge as she draped her sleeping bag on the table. Soon, all four sleeping bags were placed, one on top of another, on the table.

/d/emona stood in front of the sleeping bags and focused on them. The girls watched with interest as a third eye, placed in the middle of her forehead, manifested itself out of nowhere. Deelette looked at the sleeping bags and watched them shimmer and glow.

“What’s she doing?” /c/ asked.

“Shhhh, watch!” Deelette replied, her eyes widened and her smile growing.

As soon as the sleeping bags were fully encased in the unusual shimmer, the shimmer began to shrink gradually. Deelette could hardly contain her excitement and began to squeal. The other girls were confused at the sight.

/d/emona broke the spell as soon as the shimmer stopped shrinking. Her third eye disappearing back into her forehead, she stood back and admired her work. The sleeping bags on the table were now half their original size.

“They’re smaller…?” [s4s] asked. “But why?”

Deelette grabbed the sleeping bag from the top of the pile, /c/’s sleeping bag, and handed it to /d/emona. Clearing her throat briefly, /d/emona opened her mouth and started to stuff the closed end of the sleeping bag inside.

The girls were even more confused. Was this the awkward thing that /d/emona had planned? Eating their sleeping bags?

>>5583111
it figures it was your bitchass

oh boy here we go again

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snack attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5587057
grose

>>5587067
xD! thats so relateable!!!!

>>5586600
NOT EVEN dubs ANYMORE

>post asking for direct image source

>>5586600
Vaginas are disgusting.

I work in health care. One of my duties at the ambulatory is doing pelvic exams on women. Imagine poor filthy disgusting old women who don't even know what a vagina is much less how to wash it. Imagine having to do a pelvic exam on a fucking bitch who just came in and is Hepatitis C positive, HIV positive, cocaine and weed positive on the same tox screen. You have to feel up her disgusting pussy lips to see if they're "elastic", see if her snatch glands are palpable which means infection, then shove a goddamn speculum up her meat tube only to find out an entire colony of fungus at the back. At any point she can have a pelvic muscle contraction and make the lubed up speculum fly right back onto your FACE, blathering it in STD-ridden bodily fluids. I have to take a brush and shove it into the neck of her uterus, spin it and then smear the contents on a slide. Then I gotta do the same for the area around the uterine orifice. Every time I do that, I have to take the fucking sample-ridden thing out of her slit, literally full of her cells and fluids, and hover it around my general body area until a colleague takes it away from my hand. I swear to god if any of that shit falls on me I'm getting up and taking a dozen showers, woman be damned. Then I throw some products up her snatch to see if they react to cancer. Only then am I allowed to finally close up that hellhole of nature, but I can't just remove the speculum and get the fuck outta there, I gotta slowly close it up before taking it out, otherwise she might feel a little pain. It's always about the fucking woman. What about me? I die a little inside every time I have to do this. What's a little fucking pain?

Gynecologists are the most malignant doctors you'll ever meet. They chose to specialize in women because God knows why; they're literally miserable. You think women are mean to each other because of their bitchy comments? Wait till you see a female gynecologist.

>>5586285
translate it weebs

>>5586300
>tl;dr version
>she gets angry because the viewer thinks the girls in the magazine are hotter than her

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>>5586300
>>5586577
a beautiful exchange of dubs

the irony of racism
hilarious ironic racism

>>5586236
smoke my pole mofo

>>5586259
are you genuinely racist? because that's not better

ah yes the irony of this epic meme, so ironic and not funny or interesting at all

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>>5586194
the irony of pretending to be a racist /pol/tard, so epic

>>5586399
at leats u got dubs

Spikeman says they cause autism though

>>5586442
spikeman a sh*t

>>5585718
Pls

it's ironic because... dicks are ironic? what

>>5586344
it's ironic because... dubs are ironic? what

poop dirrahea

>>5585012
Go to sleep and be rested for the adventure that we're clearly going on
Thereby having greater success and building a bond of friendship and trust, which I will cultivate into strong romantic feelings; thereby claiming her as mine and mine alone for the rest of our lives

>>5585012
literally poop
>>5585015
pretty much this to be tbh

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>>5584342
I wish Dante from Devil May Cry was my mommy.

Because he would me nice and caring and love me, and he'd also be sort of lewd and think I'm cute. He'd tell me that it's okay and that I don't have to get a job or go to college again and that I can just stay with him and be his cute little boy forever. And then he'd snuggle me and smoosh me in his chest. I'd feel embarrassed at first but they'd make me feel nice and safe and I'd fall asleep like that.

Honestly, I'd die to just be able to receive a headpat and take a walk while holding a Mommy (Dante)'s hand or something.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>5584342
excuse me, this is a good christian board. i would not like to see the devils bingo bangos on my good s4s board >:( i am not mad at you, just dissapointed.

nice tomatoes

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>>5586860
thanx

I ate some of them

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>>5586863
>>5586828
tiny tomotas

>>5586674
hi my team related wish is.....

please make me a nice dinner

>>5586677
nice dubs

>>5586674
literdaly no one care about this dumdum anime waifu soccer shid lmao

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>>5586684
rude friend