Hi everyone and welcome to /FPDF/, Frog Poster Defense Force general, first edition.
>What is the FPDF?
The Frog Poster Defense Force (FPDF) is a 4chan based defense force in which we protect any and all frogposters from meanness, rudeness, hostility, and animeposters (bullies) at all costs. We take our jobs very seriously and believe in frogposters' unalienable rights to post anywhere on 4chan. We are currently based out of [s4s] but expansion in the future is possible.
>Can I join the FPDF?
Of course! We're always open to new recruits. Joining is simple. Simply add "FPDF A-XXXX" (any 4 digit number you wish) in the name field and begin posting. If another anon is already using the number just switch to another. If you want to use a namefig whilst on duty you can add the name before or after the FPDF ID (ex: "swaglord FPDF A-9999". To be an FPDF operative you must defend frogposters from meanness, rudeness, and insults at all costs. We take our jobs very seriously and hope that you consider both the pros and cons of joining before you begin posting with an FPDF ID. Any rude posters using official FPDF IDs will be cited and the ID will be decomissioned and added to our database as a rogue ID.
Check out our Reddit page! www.reddit.com/r/FPDF/
Posting resources: http://imgur.com/a/C9UG6
>>5617992
dumb frogposter
>>5617992
A couple of questions:
Why single out animeposters? Surely you don't think they are all rudeposters?
Also, If a frogposter rudepostes, will u hold them accountable?
Stop. Just stop. Jesus christ, why are so many of you newfags doing stuff like this? Just lurk, don't post. You guys ruin everything. All you're going to do is make reddit infest [s4s] and make frogposting more hated than ever. Just stop, please
https://youtu.be/YQSukpCDf5o
>>5617777
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[SPOILER]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jfHvgqQXhI[/spoiler]
KOGASA IN DA CASA
>>5617777
we let this happen. Remember that [s4s]
what kind of porn do you masturbate to?
>>5617750
methamphetamine
>>5617750
lots
>>5617750
Sadly I can't post pictures here. Just go on derpibooru and browse through "zebradom".
nice sky
night skaie
>>5617732
nice sky night sky
>>5617732
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>5617741
du dei
mfw /pol/ is raiding every board simultaneously and they are very rude and mean bullies
>>5617694
i feel like watching a good movie but i seen them all
>>5617694
FUCK YOU YOU DUMB CAT THIS IS OUR BOARD NOW AND ALWAYS WAS
/S4S/ CULTURE IS /POL/ CULTURE
>>5617699
Lol they're literally opposites.
Although I guess they have "not make any sense" in common.
im gonna draw animes and memes in mspaint give me ideas plea
>>5617658
daw thisf
>>5617658
Draw my waifu
>>5617658
can you draw Madotsuki pls?
rate my wife
>>5617539
Where did you find this picture of me?
>>5617541
*pulls your bra down and stuffs my face in your crotch*
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The Revolution
>>5617420
420
le hopelessly dysfunctional political ideology
>>5617428
Nothing dysfunctional about it.
leaf monster
mech(complete)
nigger
speed racer
>>5617337
-3 / 10
>>5617345
WTF!!
>>5617337
official rating - :^0!!!!!
ENOUGH OF THE SHITPOSTING. I AM GOING TO HACK THIS BOARD AND DESTROY IT IF YOU GUYS CAN'T HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW
>>5617335
MͫMͣMͬM̍M̊?
Help...!
Yosho h͂͊̓͠as̆ͨ̂ͧͫ̏̓ ͊̓͝g̢͌̉͑̏ͤ͗̽oͩͩ͐t̋̂̒ͦ̒͘tͫ́͛̀e͝n̈͢.̵ͣ̋ͩ̓͊̔̏.....
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͐̇͐̽̋Ǎ̒g͋͊̕ğ͑̃re̵ssive!
No mario!
Go fish!
you can only have serious conversations about how much people are shitposting though
>wake up
>see this next to you
WHAT DO
die
>>5617293
put my benis between her tits and in her mouth
>>5617293
Get an erection and fuck her right in pussy
>mfw frogpostersalso post some dank pepes here
>>5617218
LIBERALISM IS A SERIOUS MENTAL DISORDER.
IF YOU ARE A LIBERAL PLEASE TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A VERY SHORT PIER.
>>5617218
approved thread
>>5617218
pepo
So now you know that bullying is a big problem that affects a lot of kids, but what do you do if someone is bullying you? Our advice falls into two categories: preventing a run-in with the bully, and what to do if you end up face-to-face with the bully.
~Preventing a Run-In With a Bully~
Don't give the bully a chance. As much as you can, avoid the bully. You can't go into hiding or skip class, of course. But if you can take a different route and avoid the mean kid, do so.
*Stand tall and be brave* When you're scared of another person, you're probably not feeling your bravest. But sometimes just acting brave is enough to stop a bully. How does a brave person look and act? Stand tall and you'll send the message: "Don't mess with me." It's easier to feel brave when you feel good about yourself. See the next tip!
*Feel good about you.* Nobody's perfect, but what can you do to look and feel your best? Maybe you'd like to be more fit. If so, maybe you'll decide to get more exercise, watch less TV, and eat healthier snacks. Or maybe you feel you look best when you shower in the morning before school. If so, you could decide to get up a little earlier so you can be clean and refreshed for the school day.
*Get a buddy (and be a buddy)* Two is better than one if you're trying to avoid being bullied. Make a plan to walk with a friend or two on the way to school, recess, lunch, or wherever you think you might meet the bully. Offer to do the same if a friend is having bully trouble. Get involved if you see bullying going on in your school — tell an adult, stick up for the kid being bullied, and tell the bully to stop.
You know how to handle it? Do not reply to this post you stupid fucking faggot nigger.
>>5616812
sure
>>5616813
FAILED
i am a race car driver
winner
>>5616619
good job
>>5616623
thanks i am a goooood driver