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Why did you pee pants

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>>5589477
page ten dubs

>>5589481
three minutes

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>>5589464
idk about that but I can tell you about learned babies

>>5589503
i wish I could control a learned baby

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>>5589464
it me lars von trier literal underdog

>>5589459
great ruselel

Bark!

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>>5589459
it me lars von trier literal underdog

>>5589407
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapoopaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapoopaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapooopaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>5589407
oh man that makes me think... lol... I got an idead

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>>5589455
page ten dubs

I am drinking Sencha green tea.
I love Earl Grey, though.

>>5589384
literally poop
>>5589392
literally poop

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>>5589384
We've secretly replaced Picard's tea with ice cold lemonade. Let's see if he notices.

the moderators will always be with you, in your heart, if you just believe

thank you my friend

>>5589382
literally poop
>>5589385
literally poop
>>5589386
literally poop

>>5589369
Hey I know her. We went to the same highschool with her jackfruit

>>5589672
they allowed it in class?

>>5589674
Please dont call her it. She identifies as a female.
and yes she was allowed she actually had the highest gpa in our skol

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>>5589367
We must remind them

>>5589367
literally poop
>>5589442
literally poop
>>5589446
literally poop


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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bite me

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>>5589513
please die.

mlpol users are not old enough to post on this website

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Stalls have doors?or did you have to shit on display 4 other kids?
And you know there going FUCK with you.

>>5589350
excuse me but who are you quoting?

>>5589350
literally poop
>>5589377
literally poop
>>5589393
literally poop

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I fard a popp

>>5589368
this is nice story thank for share

>>5589342
who are you quoting?

>>5589333
>go to friends graduation party
>there till 10pm
>lives thirty minutes away
>decide to stay the night at other friends place that went to the party
>party host comes with
>friends house is haunted
>start fucking around saying shit to demons
>friend says he has a burning on his stomach
>lift up shirt
>has scratched mark of what seems to be a pentagram
>same friend keeps getting scratches
>i talk shit to the demon saying if it were to posses friend i bet i could take it on
>I'm 6ft and have about 40 pounds on friend and is 8inches taller than friend
>never dares to fight me
>10 minutes later
>friend says he wants to cry
>gets up and starts throwing swings at me
>friend is weak so i contained him as other friend said prayers
>friend suddenly passes out only to fall onto metal
I never dare go back to his place.

>>5589333
My nephew was over at my parents house. It was like 12:14 am and we were outside on the patio. We live in the country, sorta.

I was talking to him about God and demons. He started talking in this weird sexually provocative voice which was weird.

Eventually I asked him, do you believe in aliens? "Ya" he said. I could hear and sense something approaching to the left as I am schizo-FUCKTARD. He said, "Im scared im scared." "I want to go inside." No, I said.

Eventually, I heard invisible steps and I told the "Demon" GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. In a threatening voice.

My nephew got scared again and I could tell the bitch left.

I asked my nephew, "Did you see anything?"

Yaa Lolol. A lizard climbed up the fence XDDD.

>be me
>be 7ish
>at adult party
>5 other kids at party
>obsessed with vampires
>tell everyone i am a vampire
>we all talk about ghosts
>oldest kid says he can summon ghosts
>we try it
>lights go out
>everyones eye color changes
>something flashes in the mirror
>my fingers snapped and twisted

my fingers never switched back and i never told anyone i was a vampire again

found this gem on page 9. here's a bump since I noticed you had 0 replies

>>5590243
three minutes

>>5589322
*pee-pee

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>>5589322
page ten dubs

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>>5589322
THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING.
THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING.

THIS PLAIN IS DEFITELY CRASHING.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmhp_NEH12Y

>>5589302
anything for the VABIAJAVIBSUBQUBUSBISNIS I LENIVT DVIMYCWUNRXGNUNRXRVYBT

>>5589304
lol

this is nice tanya