george romero died and i thought damn the thing is like my favrite movie
>>5591496
I thought john romero died and I was like "wow" but then he didn't and I was like "I don't watch movies lol"
>>5591496
What if he returns as a zombie.........
>>5591509
play the drum solo of life
it works like phoenix down on the Gi boss in cosmo canyon
Eeg
brigar
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>5591477
Greasy dubs
Hamburger afterbirth
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loli hangs out with helicoptere
Tag you friend whos name starts with D and say nothing!
>>5591412
oh memories
So this one time, Stephen Hawking and I were discussing the pros and cons of classical era stoicism, and we both stopped and sighed after a while and said "sometimes it seems like life would just make more sense if we didn't have such massive I.Q.'s". And then I laughed, and at that exact moment my bipolar disorder kicked in and I became terribly depressed and started reminiscing about the things in life that made me sad. How most people don't have an I.Q. of 150, and aren't geniuses like myself, has really made life difficult for me over the years. I've fought time and time again with brainwashed religious fools (many of whom were, dare I say, people of color). I also thought back to the time when I would correct the malodorously incorrect things teachers would say in high school. The nature of my mind exists in a different plane of existence when my bipolar disorder kicks in, but when combined with my schizophrenia I become a cold, calculating, heartless genius. I remember by the age of three I had a firm grasp of quantum mechanics, and I already had a disdain for things the lessers enjoyed like sports and sex. Sex makes no sense to me, but maybe it's simply because I've never met a partner with a sufficient I.Q. to stimulate me. According to the last online I.Q. test I took (I take them weekly), my I.Q. is 162. Not too bad, but unfortunately the way I speak has evolved past what many people can understand, and so when I try to explain things like how the higgs boson field has already collapsed and we are all doomed to die, nobody listens. Or maybe they just don't care. Nihilism, am I right?
>>5591411
i seriously hope you don't believe stoicism was anything more than protective esotericism (ISHIGGYFAM)
the slug
age
one (1) Mick
I love micker!
Mikey? Is that you?
seven or eight faggots that need to fuck off forever
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then
I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
I believed you for a second but then I realised that this is actually in-fact ME. I looked in the mirror and holy shit.. this is me. This fucking person. The girl in the photo. ME. That is me.
>>5591428
>>5591428
That's nice that you guys are sure who you are, even if one of you is wrong, or maybe you look very similar. I had to check to make sure that image wasn't me, but when I looked in the mirror it was clear I was someone else.
Pic related, me looking in the mirror to confirm I'm me and not you
Look at Me!
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ready for my pape
doremi is slepp
>>5591367
*tuck*
>>5591371
>>5591377
make pudding
Why is he so sexy?
>>5591359
mysterious because he wears a mask
>>5591361
That's no mask. It's his beard.
tfw no bf
>>5591349
same lole
>>5591349
I will not be your boyfriend because 1) you probably smell and 2) you are probably ugly.
Sorry.