when you calibrate a new wireless mouse just right
>>5783921
Do you have any idea how hard I laughed?
>>5783921
mamma mia what a spicy mouse
THERE ALWAYS TRYING 4 THEM.
Ebin
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>5783881
Aww, of by 1 second, no tripes, bad luck... Not very ebin today.
>>5783937
AEAE (All Ebins Are Ebin)!
As Joan blinked away the glare away from the morning sun illuminating the morning mist hugging the mystic garden of her aunt's palace, she sied. A long boring week at this horrid place depressed her, not a pretty girl in sight. The country bored her to tears but she had sent out her to stop daily carousing in the city. A glint flickered by one of the rose bushes. What was that she thought as her eye caught the shape of thing. Oh my goodness she thought paralyzed at the shock at the sight of the ...
my benise...
>>5783859
>>5783872
A penis?" She thought. The member dangling out of the rose bush bloody from the thorns. It waggled a bit as the owner taunted her. "Good sir remove that penis from that bush, you'll bleed yourself to death you fool!" She saw the figure of the person behind the errant phallus, Run away into the golden misty maze behind the bloody bush. At once she gave chase only to notice the person was a....
This is the worst thread ever made.
first!
getting balls deep in this bitch
>>5783829
bump
Harambe
>>5783818
hha xB
>>5783818
That stoopid mather
Would swaglord sticky a nice train?
first~
help him open the can plesse.
>>5783759
thanks guys he died.
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Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
ikr
I take women I like and just give them bigger boobs
>>5783751
page 10 rave save
Red leader standing by
>>5783746
uh no, im bery lost. h-how are you guys?
>>5783746
Gold leader standing by
Holá muchachos
yam yum
>>5783708
no need garden services thanks
crisp
>>5783705
How many spices? Is it the kwizats haderachs fave?
Would swaglord sticky a house?
would swaglord sticky my dicky ,':^DDDDDDDDDDD???
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
At this rate I'm seriously questioning whether swaglord would sticky anything at all.
needlous
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
first
>>5783888
trips!!
Take that, jew.
i loled tbh
>>5783671
But is says it is biting a human, not a jew
lol get fucked k*kes