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>>5600411
CUTE!!!
>>5600411
>dubs
lole
sip
Your fortune: Average Luck
there are people on [s4s] that are uncertain about surge protectors! I mean what?!
just get one already!
they are a great invention, a great investment (since you know, they protect your electronics!!!), AND they aren't even that expensive!!!
[oh if there's a storm I'll remember to unplug it]
well what if you aren't home you dingus? or what if you DO forget to unplug it!
and besides, why would you wan't that inconvenience anyways?!
just spend a few extra dollars and you don't gotta worry about
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>>5600398
literally poop
S4S IS DEAD XDDDD
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
"Michael Jacksons such a freak!"
You'd hear it a thousand times a week
On every fucking TV screen
In every fucking magazine
Yeah you liked him for a while
For a few years when he was in style
Then someone said he was a pedophile
And F#%&ing youngs boys is what made him smile
>come home
>see this
WHAT DOOO
beautiful image thanks friend
>>5600375
what else can i do at this point
>>5600396
There are a very small number of other options.
ass
>>5600373
Classic!
>>5600373
liteaaralely poope
ass
Your fortune: Bad Luck
YUJI SAKAI IS REAL IRL AND HE IS ME!!!!!! L O L E!
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Give me the chocolate.
>>5600367
wish the bitch would have just woken me up and I would have gone limp into her bossom
>>5600367
CUTE!!!!
>>5600367
I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.
I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!
Yours baconly, Atheist92
/pol/ fuck off
>>5600369
fuck off
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I'M STUPID
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>5600334
me to cuz droped out f skol and probably have big penis fill with blood so brain doesnt work w
>>5600336
yeah ahha am so stupid and dumb hahaha dint eben got skol lolol
>>5600334
dunderheade
Hedgehog grill (male)
>>5600333
ebin trips
this has always confused me
>>5600324
literally poop
>>5600324
literally poop to be honest tbh
How does a homeless person get their life back on track?
boobes will bring world peace
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger