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so i see the egg... but what is that next to it???????

>>5627230
Corn

>>5627240
:o

>>5627205
no ur retarded

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two

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foure

LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5627212
so much this

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>>5627203
>be me
me too

>>5627195
Hey u...
Ur dumb haha

haha

>>5627161
le may mays le

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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This is a MBTI table server. Your bill comes to $59.99 plus tip

>>5627184
$59.99? What kind of bullsh*t is that?

>>5627153
I hope this doesn't cause chlorinated eggs

>>5627175
I chlorinated ur mums eggs last nite. with my DICK

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>>5627219
This is preemptive chemical warfare against potential future siblings. You are violating the Geneva convention!

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Megumin is a whore!

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>>5627147
megumin is cut

>>5627168
thx 4 sharing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

>>5627139
kek

>>5627139
Dude she might die driving like that

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>>5627121


H-Huh? You say you've never seen a vagina before? And how old are you? Pfffffffft, Anon, time to fix that! Close your eyes for a second, aaaaaand ;

H-HERE!

HAHAHAAAHAAH
J-Jeez, Anon, You should've seen the look on Your face! It's just m-muscles with a hole in it, Anon. Does it really excite You THAT much? Of course it does, what a stupid question, that r-raging erection in your pants answers everything. Might aswell let you lick it, heck! P-Put Your whole tongue in there! Just be gentle, Anon. Heck, even touch my boobs, squirt them,do what you want with them, Anon. Jeezus fucking Christ i'm so wet. I'm like a fucking sieve. Would You mind if you plugged your penis in t-there? I-I'm sorry if this is too much for you, after all, this is the first time You've seen a vagina in your life! Besides when you got out of your mother's. After this can you put your cock in my mouth? I want to lick every single d-drop cum remaining. Give me your pleasure, Anon. I want every drip of your cum inside my mouth! I want to have your babies, Anon. Heck i can even give You anal, everything for my lovely Anon~ Just don't let anyone see Us or We're both in trouble~

So now that we finished THAT, what do You plan on doing to me Anon, I'm all yours, just don't forget to be gentle. For some odd reason my tits are hard, would You like to suck on them, Anon?~
I really didn't know how perverted I was, Anon. It feels w-wonderful to be penetrated by such a r-rockhard cock, I wish We c-could do this forever, I really feel like there's something b-b-b-between us, I'll do anything for my beautiful Anon. I'll serve his cock for the rest of his life, I always wanted your cock, Anon, I was stalking you, Waiting until this day, when You penetrated my vagina, It feels so good, I can't stop, I require more cum, Will You please my desires, A-Anon?~

>>5627122
you used the wrong image DUMBO she's getting her boobies out in that one but she not talk about booby

also nice dups i guess :/

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>>5627101

H-Huh? You say you've never seen a vagina before? And how old are you? Pfffffffft, Anon, time to fix that! Close your eyes for a second, aaaaaand ;

H-HERE!

HAHAHAAAHAAH
J-Jeez, Anon, You should've seen the look on Your face! It's just m-muscles with a hole in it, Anon. Does it really excite You THAT much? Of course it does, what a stupid question, that r-raging erection in your pants answers everything. Might aswell let you lick it, heck! P-Put Your whole tongue in there! Just be gentle, Anon. Heck, even touch my boobs, squirt them,do what you want with them, Anon. Jeezus fucking Christ i'm so wet. I'm like a fucking sieve. Would You mind if you plugged your penis in t-there? I-I'm sorry if this is too much for you, after all, this is the first time You've seen a vagina in your life! Besides when you got out of your mother's. After this can you put your cock in my mouth? I want to lick every single d-drop cum remaining. Give me your pleasure, Anon. I want every drip of your cum inside my mouth! I want to have your babies, Anon. Heck i can even give You anal, everything for my lovely Anon~ Just don't let anyone see Us or We're both in trouble~

So now that we finished THAT, what do You plan on doing to me Anon, I'm all yours, just don't forget to be gentle. For some odd reason my tits are hard, would You like to suck on them, Anon?~
I really didn't know how perverted I was, Anon. It feels w-wonderful to be penetrated by such a r-rockhard cock, I wish We c-could do this forever, I really feel like there's something b-b-b-between us, I'll do anything for my beautiful Anon. I'll serve his cock for the rest of his life, I always wanted your cock, Anon, I was stalking you, Waiting until this day, when You penetrated my vagina, It feels so good, I can't stop, I require more cum, Will You please my desires, A-Anon?~

>>5627101
A BOMB?

>>5627101
good game series i haven't played yet

>>5627053
hello douglas my old friend

>>5627053
and we* killed it

*gay anime posters

>>5627669
those bastards

>>5627050
We can only be frens if i get dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>5627050
we ain't just frens

>>5627047
I can approve of people going to bed, on time or late, waking up and saying good morning, but people who intentionally take naps are the worst.

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nope not letting u

>>5627065
Thanks

>>5627045
this but nicer

>>5627045
But do the guys have vaginaes

>>5627045
i dont want that.
did elzi write that? she did good stuff. a true altruistic pervert

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>>5627023

H-Huh? You say you've never seen a vagina before? And how old are you? Pfffffffft, Anon, time to fix that! Close your eyes for a second, aaaaaand ;

H-HERE!

HAHAHAAAHAAH
J-Jeez, Anon, You should've seen the look on Your face! It's just m-muscles with a hole in it, Anon. Does it really excite You THAT much? Of course it does, what a stupid question, that r-raging erection in your pants answers everything. Might aswell let you lick it, heck! P-Put Your whole tongue in there! Just be gentle, Anon. Heck, even touch my boobs, squirt them,do what you want with them, Anon. Jeezus fucking Christ i'm so wet. I'm like a fucking sieve. Would You mind if you plugged your penis in t-there? I-I'm sorry if this is too much for you, after all, this is the first time You've seen a vagina in your life! Besides when you got out of your mother's. After this can you put your cock in my mouth? I want to lick every single d-drop cum remaining. Give me your pleasure, Anon. I want every drip of your cum inside my mouth! I want to have your babies, Anon. Heck i can even give You anal, everything for my lovely Anon~ Just don't let anyone see Us or We're both in trouble~

So now that we finished THAT, what do You plan on doing to me Anon, I'm all yours, just don't forget to be gentle. For some odd reason my tits are hard, would You like to suck on them, Anon?~
I really didn't know how perverted I was, Anon. It feels w-wonderful to be penetrated by such a r-rockhard cock, I wish We c-could do this forever, I really feel like there's something b-b-b-between us, I'll do anything for my beautiful Anon. I'll serve his cock for the rest of his life, I always wanted your cock, Anon, I was stalking you, Waiting until this day, when You penetrated my vagina, It feels so good, I can't stop, I require more cum, Will You please my desires, A-Anon?~

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cute