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>fap to live action porn
>the limitations bore me
>switch to hentai
>realize it's just a bunch of silly drawings
>switch back to 3D porn
>get bored again
>cycle continues

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The plug pup

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longkek is loooong

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cowe

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fardfugger niggerbutter

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>be me 100 year old great emu war veteran
>my grandson asks me if I want to take a trip to the outback with
>great emu war flashbacks triggered
>I start to have flash back of emu's charging at us
>emu's are so fast the bullets disintegrate in air
>Me and my friend are charged by a big albino emu we'll call him usain dolt
>the car flips over and I can hear him shouting anon save me
>all along it was usain mimicking his voice while eating his heart out
>I snap back to reality as my grandson is repeating my
>"oh what steve"
>"do you want to take a trip to the outback"
>I reluctantly agree but I do it for my
>he packs a bottle of water and other necessities
>meanwhile I'm am bringing all my emu war trinkets and weapons one musnt forget the dangers of the outback
>once me and my grandson enter the destert it all comes flooding back
>I get flash backs of the great emu horde and their cheiftan usain dolt wearing my friends skin as a suit as they charge towards me with machine guns strapped to their backs
>believing I was outnumbered reinforcements arrived and start shooting at the emu's the great battle had
>"grandpa"?
>"oh I'm terribly sorry steve"
>we keep hiking and observing nature when all of a sudden I see him usain dolt preparing to spirit bomb me and my grandson
>this is impossible usain should be dead flash backs ensue
> the great battle was on and all of a sudden I was back in my memories me and usain charge eachother
>usain gains the upper hand and when I'm down he starts to choke me whith his telekinetic emu
>knowing this is the end for me i pull out a grenade and set it off usain try to run away but I keep him
>i whisper in usains ear "we end this how it started together"
>the grenade goes off but I still live usains rock hard body shielded be from the blast as a result I lose an arm and a eye
>"grand dad grand dad what do we do"
>"listen steve run i will handle him"

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Bune Raven will soon lose 23% of its meme power

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heey fam, time to go
kill urself n be happy forever
lets go

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daily reminder that Filipinos temporarily ruined [s4s]

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"Sorry to bother you, [s4s], but I think you should know that /bant/ is trying to steal your memes."

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find an anime gf for this crazy guy

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HURR I'M [s4s] AND MY ENTIRE BOARD CULTURE IS BASED AROUND SPAMMING SOME PINK VERSION OF MADOKA WHILE BEING A RETARD THAT MISSPELLS WORDS
THAT PINK MADOKA IS ALSO FROM SOME SHITTY FUTA PORN IMAGE, BUT I STILL PARADE HER AROUND AS "NICE" AND "ANTI-LEWD"
THE ONLY POSTS I GET ANYMORE ARE FORCED MEMES THAT DIE AFTER A WEEK (OR NEVER DIE AT ALL) AND SHITTY ANIME THREADS
I ALSO HARBOR AT LEAST A COUPLE OF DISCORD COMMUNITIES, BUT THE MODS DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS BOARD SO THEY WON'T GET RID OF THEM
THE CHARM I ORIGINALLY HAD IS BASCIALLY NON-EXISTENT AT THIS POINT, BUT I STILL CLAIM THAT I'M NOT DEAD
MY MOST-IDOLIZED PERSON IS A MOD WHO SHOWS UP ONCE OR TWICE A MONTH TO STICKY SOME INANE GARBAGE BEFORE LEAVING TO GO WRITE ARTICLES ABOUT 4CHAN
I RAID OTHER BOARDS AND STEAL THEIR GETS, BUT NOBODY STILL ON THIS BOARD TRULY CARES ABOUT GETS ANYMORE, WHICH IS WHY SO MANY REPEATING DIGITS GO UNCHECKED
I MAKE UNRIONIC REPLIES EVEN THOUGH THIS IS THE IRONIC BOARD, AND I'LL PROBABLY TAKE THIS POST SERIOUSLY UNTIL I READ THIS PART AND REALIZE THAT THIS WAS ALL IRONY
LOLE

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kiwi bavi running

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hello.