can't find anything on /s/ to fap to? come hangout here instead. /cara/ is a safe space, a no-bully zone.
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
it's okay for you to have opinions, but i should let you know that they will be summarily ignored here.
just don't want you to be wasting your time is all. have a good day friend.
i have no idea what that means but it sounds condescending
>wew it's 17h, proibably a Cara thread soon
>mfw there is one
i hope your weekend was simply delightful
>that tongue under her teeth
Well my week-end Tuesday, a lot can happen.
Was correct, and i'm in the weekly Carathread so i'm fine.
And you Carafriend ?
i don't mean to be rude because you probably don't speak english as a first language, but i am completely unable to decipher what you just wrote.
Well, fuck me i forgot some words.
I meant that my week-end end on Tuesday. A lot can happen until Tuesday, my week-end could be awesome or shit.
The weekend was correct until now, and since i browse the weekly Carathread, it's a fine week-end.
Should I use a cara pic as my tablet's block screen wallpaper and then leave it in the living room to see if my female housemates make any comment?
oh i see. do you have any plans to make it awesome?
what sort of comment are you hoping/expecting them to make?
that's a nice image though, shame it's slightly too small to use as my PC wallpaper
>what sort of comment are you hoping/expecting them to make?
Anything, getting jelly and critizing her, or showing genuine interest, declaring me a disgusting pervert. I just want to get some entertaining banter
i would say do it if either you or they will be leaving soon. otherwise it seems weird to actively create friction with people you share a living space with
>oh i see. do you have any plans to make it awesome?
was about to ask if you look like a "creep" to make you avoid the annoyings remarks of stupids girls, but if you don't care and just do it for the sake of banter, go for it : >>16483038
Ayy late as usual
Wagebro reporting in
why is Cara the best?? because she takes picture like these, fucking laughed so hard when i saw it
>why is Cara the best?
Perfect mix of oestrogen and testosterone, I'm convinced this is the case
for me it's gotta be that smile
It's just so gorgeous it melts my heart
oh wow, this thread's been here forever huh?
hi. mirubro here. how are you doing?
hi mirubro, sorry to tread on your thread-starting privileges, i just needed my cara fix
>sorry to tread on your thread-starting privileges
oh no, everyone's free to start threads, it just seems like i usually wind up doing it.
wow, i'm surprised you remember that. s-swedebro?
sorry, i'm not him. was just browsing through my cara folder and found it
She's just too perfect. What does everyone think of getting a framed poster of her? What picture would you use?
>What picture would you use?
probably something a bit artistic so it's not like a simple portrait.
that remind me, my new cara shirt arrived on tuesday!
hope you don't mind seeing my feet
nothing too special really but i reckon it turned out well!
Not bad bro
I'd like to get pic related on a white shirt, think it would look nice
thank you, thank you.
to the anon concerned about using Cara as his tablet's block screen: i literally have her on my shirt in public and nobody seems to care. (even the one where she's wearing the boob t-shirt.)
no worries, friend.
yeah, that would look quite good i reckon!
>tfw cara will never go see Whirr with me live
>tfw you will never bring Cara home to your parents and at last impress them in some way
who's carl? i'd google him but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
this one would look nice in a frame.
>tfw no Cara Cyborg that cuddles with you and will love you no matter what you are.
that one might actually happen, though.
VR comes first.
i'm not sure what i'm looking at, what is it?
VR with Cara in a cabin in the woods in Canda in winter. Cara bakes bread and cakes while I collect wood for the fire. Then in the afternoon we both snuggle up by the fire and cuddle with hot chocolate and marshmallows.
soon, carabro! but it'll be expensive as hell.
i just don't know what you're pointing out, is all.
>expensive as hell
Tens of thousands? Even if it is that much it will cost fuck loads to maintain too.
Feels bad bro
>Tens of thousands?
for something uniquely made, maybe.
i don't keep up with it anymore, but last time i heard, the oculus rift is gonna cost ~$600. pretty bad for what it is.
The question is :
How fast people would be bored of their virtual gf.
I mean, people go deeper into porn fetish, it will be the same with a virtual gf. Even if you can smehow intercat with her.
that's a very interesting point. not just for fetish porn or anything like that, but the sheer volume of porn.
i've heard of many people not even being able to maintain an erection when having real sex after seeing so much different porn at basically the same time.
i guess the developers would have some kind of silent obligation to keep it from getting too close to the real thing? or maybe they won't care and western civilization will crumble?
>born just in time to find out
i don't think it's the same as a porn fetish. the whole point of a VR girlfriend is that it provides personal interactions (albeit simulated) that you don't get from porn, and i think if anything the bond would grow stronger over time because it would be designed exactly as they wanted.
consider cam sites, where viewers find a model they like and return to watch and interact with her week after week even though they could choose from a million different girls every time they log on. the key factor here is that cam sites have a live chat that allows some kind of connection to be made.
>western civilization will crumble?
if i'm being realistic, i think the kinds of people who go for VR girlfriends would generally not find a real reproductive partner, they would just die alone. and i'm including myself in that category, not just being mean.
but who knows, perhaps if the technology gets really good, everyone will want it and the government will have to pay people to have children
Yeah, that's why i said
>Even if you can somehow interact with her. (well i have misstyped two words)
I mean, you can probably program some reactions, but a real bond between people, very realistic, must be damn hard.
>i think if anything the bond would grow stronger over time because it would be designed exactly as they wanted.
maybe, but how do you know what you want EXACTLY? and how would an AI react to what exactly you would want?
it's like a regular dream compared to a lucid dream. sometimes, the very lack of control is what makes it nice.
i suppose you're right about that.
We can just hope artificial womb will be soon available.
You will just have to live with the family pulling out the same banter at every dinner. And no woman to raise the child can be bad i guess.
sorry i somehow missed that last sentence.
you know what, now that i have thought about it for more than 5 minutes, i'm thinking it probably wouldn't work that well. even if the visual simulation was incredibly realistic, AI technology is still primitive and there isn't much indication that a major advancement is on the horizon. we could still be hundreds of years from simulating a human personality.
for me, it would only take one instance of the VR girlfriend to respond with something nonsensical, or a repeated use of a stock phrase, for the illusion to be shattered and the experience not worthwhile (however, there are men who would be happy with much less advanced VR - the same men who have life-size dolls that they take around with them even though they are completely lifeless).
>for me, it would only take one instance of the VR girlfriend to respond with something nonsensical, or a repeated use of a stock phrase
wanted to say that.
You see that game you love ? You end up spamming a key to switch the dialog and go to the action.
>You end up spamming a key to switch the dialog and go to the action.
and what would "the action" entail in talking to your (potential) love interest in VR? that's how quick we're back to the porn thing, i guess.
Would there be any restrictions on VR?
Like, if someone wanted to could they rape and murder children on it or would it be prohibited? And if they did prohibit things where would they draw the line?
As long as I can have my VR Cara I'll be fine though
true, but what you see what i mean. you can't really call it interpersonal in that way, even if the AI is extremely advanced.
it's more like occupational therapy..
Cuddling would probably be my favorite vr experience, but it'll need to wait until full neural connections are possible, since it'll have to simulate tact and smell
I'd cuddle with cara one day, and with kstew the next one
in my country the government has already banned cartoon porn featuring children, which obviously does not involve any actual abuse, so i can only assume they would do the same for VR
You could think that allowing people doing forbidden stuff in VR would prevent them from doing it in real life.
But killing is not hard, you could just feel like, hey why not trying in real.
So i doubt they would allow it.
i didn't realise how much i wanted this until you just wrote that. forget the AI, just simulated cuddling would definitely be worth paying for.
At what point does an AI become comparable to a human in rights and laws?
and at what point does having sex with a robot without its consent (since it can theoretically give none, because you are its creator) count as rape?
not easy questions to answer.
i think the issue of consent ties in with the general rights and laws. once an AI is deemed intelligent enough to have human rights (or something comparable), it will be assumed to be capable of giving or refusing consent.
i know your point is that an engineered AI could theoretically be designed to always give consent, but the issue hinges upon the recognition that human brains are also just computers and what we do or say at any given moment is just a product of the exact physical and chemical state of our brains in that moment.
if a biological brain, existing in a regular human, was in such a state that it would always want (and therefore consent to) sex, we would still grant that person the agency to give that consent. i think there is no scientific basis to say that an artifical brain would be any different, and therefore the law would depend on the public and official understanding of this similarity.
i hope that was coherent...
>i hope that was coherent...
that was perfectly coherent, but i have trouble equating a man-made consciousness to a biological one.
i suppose it's the age-old "free will" conundrum that's been puzzling the world since the dawn of time, but in robotic form.
Me too bro. They ban all sorts of shit here, our freedoms are all being taken from us. Best bet is to move to America if the republicans win, if not, fuck knows
Friendly reminder that a dog can help to reduce loneliness.
Unlike marriage, only death can separate you from it.
>i suppose it's the age-old "free will" conundrum that's been puzzling the world since the dawn of time
exactly. but i am pretty convinced by the argument from determinism, that free will definitively does not exist. i recommend reading/listening to sam harris if you are not already familiar with him.
i've been seriously considering this but i honestly don't think i have the energy to take care of it. i go through periods of depression where i don't even feed myself, so i can't imagine myself taking the dog for a walk in those periods. of course, the dog could cure the depression, but it's a big risk to take.
If you actively go against your evolutionary instincts to survive and reproduce then are you exercising free will?
>i recommend reading/listening to sam harris if you are not already familiar with him.
i've heard of him many times, but never really sat down to listen. i'll do it now.
my cat died a few months ago, so there's that.
thankfully i don't get very lonely, and that one american girl is still chatting me up like crazy.
Lost my dog a few months ago too, i remember you spoke about it.
Feels bad man.
damn, why makes you go this bad ?
through all the streets names, i had one with cara. thanks based captcha
Get a cat, all that you need to do is feed it a few times a day and pet it. They exercise themselves and clean themselves
the point is that the decision you mentioned - to ignore evolutionary instincts - is made within the brain.
consciousness does not exist outside of the brain.
the brain is only matter and energy, it's composed of a finite quantity of molecules and energy, and the precise arrangement of those molecules at any given time depends on what came before it. and what came before it depends on what came before *that*. and you can follow this chain of causation all the way back to the big bang.
essentially the entire universe is one big domino chain, but the chain is so unbelievably complex that we cannot predict it, and therefore we assume we have free will. but you are ultimately not responsible for your decisions - the decisions are a product of all the trillions of sensory inputs that you have experienced since your birth, some of which are stored as memories, and which are fed into your biological calculator to get an output (such as deciding not to have children, because your experiences tell you that it would be a bad idea).
>damn, why makes you go this bad ?
nothing specific, it just happens
that is a better option. do you have a cat? i'm still cautious about the difficulty in making it shit somewhere convenient instead of on my bed
Tell me again how am i supposed to read that text, with that pic right on the side ?
cara does indeed surpass the beauty of the universe itself.
I think I understand.
Is it comforting or worrying for you knowing that you nor anyone else has free will?
And what would be a religious approach to the free will dilemma?
From what I can remember from church we are always tempted by the devil but in the end it's our choice whether we give into temptation or not
>and that one american girl is still chatting me up like crazy.
i have not been following this, are you into her? is she in vienna or are you talking on the internet?
>i have not been following this, are you into her? is she in vienna or are you talking on the internet?
i'm into her, she's in love with me to the point of obsession.
she's american though, and i'm not going to date anyone over the internet.
she said she's coming to vienna this summer and she's saving up money though, and if that happens then i'm definitely gonna start dating her. she's really lovely and almost has cara-tier eyebrows.
>being this of a chad, wew.
i don't know why she feels that way about me either, i'm just a guy.
>Is it comforting or worrying
it's definitely not worrying. i guess it's comforting in that it contributes to my broadly nihilistic worldview that nothing really matters. and if nothing matters then i have nothing to worry about.
>And what would be a religious approach to the free will dilemma?
i can't answer that. my view is that religious beliefs have no validity and are perpetuated by two sorts of people:
1) those who can only find mental and emotional stability by maintaining belief in a god/afterlife
2) people who claim to know god's will as a method of exercising power over other people, or acquiring wealth from them
dang mirubro. sounds like you've got it made. if only we could all be so lucky. will you be leaving /cara/ if it all works out?
>will you be leaving /cara/ if it all works out?
absolutely not, i love you guys.
I know a lot of 1)'s who have had shit lives and have turned to religion. Even though I have a fairly similar nihilistic view of life, I try not to undermine their beliefs unless they try to undermine mine.
I wonder what Cara's religious and philosophical views are
i bet JP bro will show up just as the thread is finishing again. timezones suck.
>I wonder what Cara's religious and philosophical views are
>father is a partner of table tennis, had a company that would make textile for clubs, have a lot of relations
>ruler of the club is his friend, made him allowed to go at every match
>"Anon, do you want to go watch table tennis with me Tuesday ?"
>"Hum, why not."
>"Come on Anon, you will be late, join your father at -address-."
>go at the site
>at the bar with my father and his friend, i look at the tv who display the match (you need to be out of the bar if you want to actually watch the game)
>some girl come
>ruler of the club introduce her to my father, tells her he's the guy that made the shirts
>i'm behind her, just glance at her
>"well, a cute girl, nothing big"
>leave the bar and go to the match
>she's actually a player, and an excellent one, she's my age
>she's very cute
>she make these silly faces and sounds table tennis's players do because they can't get mad
>fall in love instantly
>tfw you have a new waifu
Tell me Carafriend, how do you discoverd your waifu ?
did she notice you?
>how do you discoverd your waifu ?
i don't remember exactly, but a friend of mine used to post those goofy pictures of her with the messed up hair sorta like reaction images
she was known as "eyebrows girl" to me for like a year before she sorta broke into the mainstream and i figured out who she was, along with /cara/ popping up regularly on r9k.
>did she notice you?
Well i fucked up my sotry a bit, i was behind my father.
While she probably saw me, she didn't noticed me, i was just one of the many person here.
I didn't went to the hairdresser for months so i had a helmet of hair that made me uglier than habitually, good thing she didn't saw me desu.
Posted where ? on facebook ? i'm surprised she would be posted, i guess it was her strategy (to do silly faces) and it worked
>Tell me Carafriend, how do you discoverd your waifu ?
if you mean cara, i was drawn to her when the swedish guy on /r9k/ started making regular cara threads. now i'm obsessed.
i don't go outside or interact with other people much, so all my waifus are either celebrities or youtubers.
>Posted where ? on facebook ?
just about every website/forum/messageboard we used. she was our meme.
i just got out of the shower, is thread ded?
looks that way for now
feel free to reply to any of the prior conversations, at least 3 people are still watching the thread
good evening JPbro, how's life? haven't seen you on steam in a while.
i had to google that. thankfully the images were not as bad as they could have been.
you learn something new every day, carabro
just changed all my bedsheets after letting everything air out almost all day, this is gonna be comfy as fug.
still need to be back up at 6am tomorrow though, schools's starting again.
nevermind, joel started streaming, plans are going into the trash
no, joel from vinesauce.
looks like the thread is set to autosage, we are heading to the end.
he's just drawing shitty pokemon by description right now, tip top gaming content m80 88
G'night Carabros, got a long day of wageslavery tomorrow
this picture is great.
good night, friend <3
alright, see you then! sorry about the timezone thing.