Semester Break edition.
/S/unday carathread, back again for us all.
Come hang out and talk about stuff. Why? Because.
Giving a FAQ:
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
So, quick question.
What happened on Wednesday? I couldn't be here for that.
I almost made the thread, but i don't master this art.
Apparently, some dude made a thread, but wasn't aware of this one. Some kind of lone supporter of Cara.
i saw that other thread, but i meant wednesday as in "going to /r9k/ wednesday". did that happen?
>anybody knows why, or any similar project? It was pretty convenient
i don't know why that happened, but i use the Cara Delevingne threads on thefashionspot.com these days, and whatever pops up on tumblr.
Oh, well i thought you spoke of this at first. Since the other thread on /s: was Thursday.
Well i lurk /r9k/ and saw sometimes pics of her. But no real thread.
ah, i guess people were busy that day.
i had my last day of school for the semester on wednesday, so it was pretty important that i'm there for most of the day.
the grades look really good, i have no idea how i did that honestly
>Congratz Cara___ ?
people usually call me Mirubro. hi.
>Which major ?
i wouldn't call it a major since it's not uni or anything like that, but it's a two-semester course on the same level as a trade academy.
the focus in my course is networking (specifically with IBM i Series), but it includes just about everything of relevance for any field in IT. so there's business economics classes as well, and other stuff like that.
doing good, thank you for asking. how about yourself?
by the way, if anyone cares, i had a new cara shirt made! it was supposed to be here on saturday but i overslept the mailman ringing my doorbell (somefuckinghow, i guess i was in a coma?)
either way i'll get it on monday. the old one is starting to bleed through the fabric so it's a totally reasonable way to spend money i swear
Oh well, i always end up talking to you, but never recognize you.
Third year ?
I'm in the same boat, a two-semester course about IT, more like programmation, network.
Good grades, i should have take a harder course, but my previous grades were not great so i had to take that.
>tfw your mother in-law and father were absent for the day
>tfw came back right after your msg
>tfw had to leave my room since i was eating in front of the computer
>tfw the mother in-law went right into my room and saw my computer
Thanks god i put facebook right before i left, couldn't not imagine the amount of spaghetti if she saw Cara.
>Oh well, i always end up talking to you, but never recognize you.
hahah, yeah. i always make the threads these days so i'm pretty much always here from beginning to end.
>Third year ?
nope, just an entire grade of trade academy compacted into two semesters of class. it's pretty tough so i was surprised when the vast majority of my report card was A's.
>Good grades, i should have take a harder course, but my previous grades were not great so i had to take that.
exactly the same here, and because of that i felt not confident in my academic abilities so i suppose i settled without really knowing it.
hey guys wagebro here, i'm late i'm watching a movie.
Hope you're all good
can't wait to see that one
hi wagebro, doing great, thanks. you too?
what movie are you watching?
>entire grade of trade academy
which is supposed to last how many years ?
And what gave you this course ? As i understand, it's not a continuation of what you might have done before.
For exemple, i'm in a one-year course, that add up to my two-years course, so i'm in third year.
nice pic btw
Doing "ok" if life doesn't have any other big surprises up it's sleeve.
Well don't judge but i'm watching Ride Along 2, i like kevin hart's humor.
I recently watched straigh out of compton.... and i really did not like it.
Glad to hear you've finally finished your school things.
You were working a Sunday?
I'm a wagie too but I would never work on the sabbath
no that's just my "name" because i don't have a fancy job like jp or study, i just wageslave.
>which is supposed to last how many years ?
three if i remember correctly.
>And what gave you this course ? As i understand, it's not a continuation of what you might have done before.
it's not, i'm paying 650€ per semester to attend. i found it through my sister, took some tests to see if i'm suitable and got in really late as the only spot left open.
>Glad to hear you've finally finished your school things.
well, for another week, then i'm back at it until easter. a very welcome break, though.
that would have been major fun to explain
That's great, you save 2 years, and it doesn't seem overpriced. But that make me wonder if people doing it in 3y are stupid. Or maybe it's just very concentrated and you are not told about a lot of stuff.
>ahaha anon, you don't even have a gf but you post some girl on the computer, fucking lol mate
Who are Ameribros voting for in the election this year?
Britbros, vote to stay in or leave the EU?
>falling for the gf meme.
now that would have been a funny answer
if my mom saw my cara folder she'd probably be weirded out, but i have a picture of her as one of my wallpapers (a bunch of them on shuffle) and she saw it when she came over to visit one time. conversation went a little bit like:
>Mom (while casually talking to me): "who is that on your computer?"
>Me: "that's Cara Delevingne, i like her a lot"
>Me: *spells out Delevingne for her* "she's a really famous model"
>Mom: "ah, she's really beautiful"
and then conversation continued as normal. not cringey at all.
mom's got good taste.
it's VERY concentrated in that one year, yeah.
Don't have her as a wallpaper, but i do have a couple of pics on the phone that shuffle.
so for nobody got to see it, but if they ask it's gonna go something like, complete silence, and i'm gonna say.
(usually when people understand they have no right to argue someone else's decision they shut up)
oh, she's my phone wallpaper too.
people see it all the time, and they're all my age so it's pretty normal.
>tfw I'm a normie irl and I'm paranoid about people finding my 1000's of Cara pictures
>tfw i have so few human interactions that i can count them on one hand, so it doesn't matter
i don't have any more, but i'm still pretty normie. it's quality over quantity, friend.
Anyway guys, i was watching the tv a few days ago, it was the informations, and some stuff about taxi appeared.
Instantly spotted her, went into the replay to give you that.
Quality is hard to find
yeah, but beats fake people! i only have one real friend from school as well.
>sneaky meme model.jpg
I only see and speak to my friends once maybe twice a week but we always do something so it's cool.
The rest of the week I spend pretty solitary, I get way too stressed being around people all the time
nice, that's rare
i lost all the old people i knew from school, didn't like anyone anyway, then i met a cool guy while i was getting my driving license, and we became friends, sometimes on the weekends he asks me to come over.
love playing with his huge german shepard, wish i could spend more time with him, and that funny ass dog
pretty damn good, thank you! how about yours?
Pretty good! Bit stressful at work but it's going alright.
Hey JPbro! I just bought some Santoni black dress shoes and a pair of Chucks that have the new comfier sole (those old soles are too hard on my back).
Got a few pair of jeans too. Citizens of Humanity.
Angels are bright still, though the brightest fell.
Though all things foul would wear the brows of grace,
Yet Grace must still look so
i don't know.
i feel like everyone gets that sort of vicarious bloodthirst once in a while, but at the end of the day i'd rather shit didn't happen or i'll probably have to learn russian halfway through that world war.
probably care MUCH less if i live in some irrelevant country, or in iceland or somewhere like that.
hey JPbro! did you change your tumblr url by any chance?
Now you're all ready for your date with Cara.
Also who are you guys supporting/voting for in the primaries? Marco Rubio for me.
what's that from? it's really nice.
Where do you live to fear a Russian invasion ?
Well, war wouldn't be all fun. But the world need a war, you can't stay with feminine men looking at their country being destroyed.
A nice war could make all these tensions between the country go away.
Well consdering the losers is exterminated or accept the defeat.
Also life is fucking boring
Nah I still dress poorly for the most part. Working on it though. Problem is I don't have anyone to really get advice from, and /fa/ is sorta helpful but not really because I'm like 10 years older than most of them.
I'm not sure who to vote for in the primaries, not really excited about anyone.
>it's a Cara is the most qt3.14 in the world episode
i'm not american, but i've been following it for a while and i seriously don't know anymore.
i wish there was just a less sensationalist and crazy trump and i could be done with it. whatever happens, no hillary pls.
>Where do you live to fear a Russian invasion ?
Vienna, official Mirubro city.
it's either them or the ottomans, if history is any guide.
>you can't stay with feminine men looking at their country being destroyed.
god, don't remind me. everything that happened since the refugee influx, the collective denial and censorship, it makes me sick.
all of europe is surging in right-wing political parties now, though.
I can't link it because 4chan says I'm spamming or something but the new name is formafidei
ah yes, i figured. didn't recognize the name at first but i just checked it and it links to all your other stuff.
i checked your last.fm first and that still has the old URL, so i was a bit confused.
>i wish there was just a less sensationalist and crazy trump
I'd agree. I hate to say it but I really wish'd Mitt Romney would have ran and won. I want a president that has a business mind. I didn't like a lot of things about him, but, I think would have been alright. Trump has the business part, but, it's kind of scary to have him representing me...
> whatever happens, no hillary pls.
Also agree. Although I think that is who will win overall.
Isn't Hillary sure of winning ?
Isn't it Hillary and Bernie for the Democrats, Trump and some others who apparently are bad in the polls like Carson, Rubio and other stuff for the Republicans.
And since Bernie is a meme, and Trump too crazy to be elected...
it's Macbeth, the story of how power leads to insanity
Canst thou not minister to a mind diseased,
Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow,
Raze out the written troubles of the brain
And with some sweet oblivious antidote
Cleanse the stuff'd bosom of that perilous stuff
Which weighs upon the heart?
>Trump has the business part, but, it's kind of scary to have him representing me...
yeah, that's what i was thinking too. he'd be a great economical/financial advisor to someone else, in my opinion.
i'd be quite sure of my chances too if i sold out that badly desu
>Isn't Hillary sure of winning ?
There is no way to really know for sure, but, if I was a betting man I'd have my money on her. She'll likely get the nomination because they'll feel she is the most electable. Bernie is strong and I think he'll get a lot of votes with the younger generation.
>Isn't it Hillary and Bernie for the Democrats,
> Trump and some others who apparently are bad in the polls like Carson, Rubio and other stuff for the Republicans.
Yes. Cruz is pretty big too in there. Trump I believe is still in the lead but not by as much.
>And since Bernie is a meme, and Trump too crazy to be elected...
Bernie is a meme for now, but, in another 15 years once more millennials are voting I think a candidate like him will be very likely. Pretty scary.
That's his problem, a lot of people that can't even vote supports him, and take part in the poll, could be a disaster for him in the end.
I think Republicans might get scared of Trump and elect someone else, but who knows.
If Trump is elected for the Republicans, Democrats will win for sure.
Agree on all counts. Honestly despite this being my third election I can vote in, I still get confused on how the Republicans actually nominate the candidate. I know registered Republicans can vote in the primaries, but not sure if there is an X factor like the electoral college.
>Bernie is a meme for now, but, in another 15 years once more millennials are voting I think a candidate like him will be very likely. Pretty scary.
speaking of which, and i know it's sort of missing the point, but Sanders looks to me like he wouldn't even handle a term as POTUS. that would be an honest concern for me, if i were to vote for him.
Hillary is up there in age too. I guess it is always a concern. Especially if she might take Bernie as vice president. Not sure if that would happen or not.
Cara looks great in black.
yes, but bernie seems especially.. fragile i suppose?
>Cara looks great in black.
or anything, really. even pineapple pants.
I want to see Cara get blacked desu senpai
Bernie appeals to a lot of Europeans I know since he's a socialist.
Here in Japan, surprisingly many people are Trump supporters because they like his nativist ideology.
Trump is also funny as fuck. Still, he is pretty low on my list of candidates.
I'm strongly social conservative so Cruz or Rubio are my favorites. Cruz kind of has an off putting personality though. Rubio also went to my alma mater and is from my hometown so I like him for that as well.
>Bernie appeals to a lot of Europeans I know since he's a socialist.
i hear this so often, and i hear him raving about the socialist system and mentioning countries that aren't really socialist. the nordic model is a pretty different thing, and even some scandi heads of state had to comment and tell him to stop.
>Trump is also funny as fuck. Still, he is pretty low on my list of candidates.
he is, and that's part of the charm of being sensationalist, but it doesn't make for a good president.
GOOD EVENING CARABROS
I'm super late
>Britbros, vote to stay in or leave the EU?
Stay, purely because I need the right to free movement to allow me to move to Sweden without requiring visas/work permits. Don't give a shit what happens to Britain after I leave.
Nah you're right, it doesn't. Makes for some top tier memes though. The Trump general on /pol/ is funny as fuck.
Cara actually posts shit on Instagram about how she hates Trump and how he denies climate change and how he is mean.
It's fine I guess but she surrounds herself with Kardashian scum and I'm almost certain she does coke as well so I think it's a bit hypocritical.
>Stay, purely because I need the right to free movement to allow me to move to Sweden without requiring visas/work permits
that's fair, but i doubt that other EU countries will immediately be so strict on it. you might have to do more, but i doubt it would be much more difficult.
Harsh senpai. I'm half Irish so I've already got an EU passport. I'll probably vote to leave then
>Nah you're right, it doesn't. Makes for some top tier memes though.
definitely. the absolute madman even retweeted a picture of him as pepe, and some MLG parody video about him.
she's looking at the camera in that pic. it must be really frustrating to know that wherever you go in the world to try and enjoy yourself, there's always people lurking in the distance recording everything you do. i think i would lose my mind.
>I think a candidate like him will be very likely. Pretty scary.
why is that scary?
they always do.
yeah, that's the reason why i don't usually like paparazzi shots. just because someone is in the public eye doesn't mean that their whole lives are everyone's business.
>aren't they supposed to be quite small
depends on your definition, but it's always kind of difficult to tell since most of the time, her topless photos come from shoots and they're always doctored.
also breast size changes a lot due to hormones, diet, exercise, etc
true, that as well.
so, what are you guys up to?
i'm playing some Armored Warfare, drinking Guinness and talking to that one girl i mentioned.
watching 21 jump street and trying to fall asleep
how's it going with her??
did things got a bit more serious or you kept it as it was?
are you the half-irish guy then?
i'm clearing out my room because my parents are selling the house so i don't get to be a bum any more.
>Here in Japan, surprisingly many people are Trump supporters because they like his nativist ideology.
>how's it going with her??
bumpy to say the least. she seems set on wanting to come and visit me and is still a bit obsessed about me according to a mutual friend, but she's extremely anxious about it so i have doubts that that'll happen. hope it does though, i quite like her. it's more or less as it was.
>are you the half-irish guy then?
nope, mirubro/viennabro. i love guinness.
that's.. not exactly what that means?
matter of fact, wasn't there something the smithsonian said about european ice age mariners technically being the first to arrive?
either way, nativism doesn't actually deal with that or is really concerned about it.
>immediately, the bread i had eaten just hours before turned into a solid inedible mass
that's how it always seems to work for me.
but holy shit, january's over already. new year's feels like half a week ago!
TIME THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH TIME!!!!!!!!
NO MATTER HOW RICH , HOW POWERFUL
TIME DANCES WITH LADY DEATH.....
Because love always conquers death always collects
In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
The good deeds a man has done before defend him......
the good deeds a man has done before defend him......
the good deeds a man has done before defend him.....
>mfw i give this grill my address because we're gonna exchange packages
>she uses it to send flowers for my mother who's about to have surgery
bit teary eyed lads
That's.... woow she really has her eyes set on that booty
Sincerely wish for the surgery to go well Wienbro.
i dunno, nobody's ever done anything that nice for me, at the very least not anybody i know from the internet. that's so lovely my god
>Sincerely wish for the surgery to go well Wienbro.
thank you very much, it shouldn't be anything very big or risky but i'm still almost as nervous as she is
>i dunno, nobody's ever done anything that nice for me, at the very least not anybody i know from the internet. that's so lovely my god
yeah that is an absolute gesture of caring.
>i'm still almost as nervous as she is
it's only normal.
ahhh, i'm so happy now
tell me stories, /cara/
i don't want your post to be ignored so i'm acknowledging it, but unfortunately i have no happy stories.
that's alright my friend, i think everyone went to bed or to work.
i should join them. my mom's coming over tomorrow, and a friend a bit earlier to pick something up.
thanks for joining my thread as usual, i had fun. have a good night, carabros <3