Because why not.
SKU is EM-1793 on Yandy.com, from "Elegant Moments" (yet another crappy Chinese lingerie importer). $6 knock-off of the Wolford 21646 that retails for $85. I went for the cheaper thrill. Wifey said they didn't feel particularly comfortable. Saggy and kind of dug into her hips since they don't have a waistband. We've since agreed that the basic crotchless are both entertaining and practical.
True, I could add to the collection of milf pics that everyone has already. Or I could just settle for telling you to get fucked. Hmm, decisions, decisions.
Seriously, this thread is pretty decent and this is my fetish, too. I guess I'm just looking for something new.
Back to my dilemma, I think I'll do both.
Get fucked, twat.
Fo shizzle ma nizzle!
I'm bummed that they don't sell them anymore, but American Apparel had these cheekless tights... Sasha Grey was the model. Gave wifey a pair, got a huge WTF look back, but she ended up wearing them often since the quality was fairly good. Turned a nice girl into a flashing maniac.
Very nice! Mine is on the hunt for quality thigh highs. She actually loved some of the Frederick's styles (hey, they did the job) but they've been discontinued and she's looking for ones with tops that stay up. Oh, and those AA cheekless were great. :-)
Wait a sec, are you the same whiny little bitch I shut down in the barista thread, or the ignorant fuck from the women with weapons thread? Actually, I think you're from both. Wow, the butthurt is strong with you. Also, if you don't know what a newfag is, you are one.
If you feel like you were in every milf thread there was over the last two years maybe you can upload the image of the milf squatting in the kitchen with cum (and a surprised look) on her face.
Goofball? Loser? Wow sick burns, brah. Got me right in "muh feels" If you're not going to post content, at least get creative with your insults.
I know the pic you're talking about, but I dont usually save facial shot pics. Have a milf in a robe as consolation.
Oh yes, you're the man winning at the war of words or so you think. Let me remind you that you're the sperm burper who was whining about this thread to begin with. You're like a female who believes the world needs to know how your feeling and what you're thinking every second of the day. I'm still laughing at you and I'll wait for your next stupid response. Just don't strain your pussy master of all things totally gay.
There you go, that's much better. If you're going to try to insult me for daring to make an observation, you should at least be up to the basic troglodyte of youraverage /b/-tard. Not the waksauce bullshit you displayed before. I have noticed one thing, though. Your first complaint was that I wasn't contributing content. I've done so since them, but I still haven't seen you post anything. You can choose to believe that you're "winning the war of words" but I'm clearly winning the war of pics.
Aww, there's our girl again. Look at you asserting your cute little self. You've really stuck your nails into me once again. Good for you! However, I've already posted several pics here prior to you finally deciding to contribute after you had your panties in a wad and I called you out. No one gives a rip about your observation. Go join the ladies on the view. They need another dumb bitch there and you'd fit right in. Mad? Not at all. You're cracking me up acting so tough and wise. Make sure you pull your butt plug out before you come back homo.
Was your dad's dick too small for her?
I see you reply, but all I read is, "blah, blah, blah, I'm a whiny newfag. Blah, blah, blah, I called you a homo, so you have to shut up now, waaah!"
You're lacking some consistency, here. You say that you're not mad, you're laughing. Yet your posts keep getting longer and are using more insults. You're not showing amusement, you're showing some classic signs of frustration. Why so butthurt?
Btw, The View, really? That's the best you've got?
Oh, I'm still laughing and I can do this all day. Is labeling me as a whiny newfag make you the king here? You're sooo gay and you do belong on the View. You willfully admitted you've had blowouts with others so again it sounds like the frustrated consistent whiny bitch is on the other end of this message.
my cleaning lady in green.
mother of four. How would you fuck?
Never claimed to be king here. If anyone could claim that title it'd be someone like Forge or Stellify, not a whiny shitposting cunt like you. Those two bring content that usually hasn't been seen on /s/ when they post. You, if you actually did post anything, post the same tired shit that has been in every mature thread on /s/ in the last 8+ years. In fact, most of what has been posted in this thread has probably come from other threads on 4chan. That is the point I was making when this whole shindig kicked off. You still have yet to address that point. I don't care if you're laughing, nor do I care what you or anyone else think of me or my opinions.
You keep trying to label me as "gay" or "a homo" and it reminds me of when little kids first learn that a word can be used to insult someone. It's all they use for a while, until they learn more vocabulary. Pick up a little diversity in insults you cum-guzzling cocksmuggler and I might take you seriously.
Lastly, so what if I've had arguments on other threads? I still think it's you samefagging around the boards, but whatever. I can do this all week, but we only have until the bump limit. Over to you.
Seems like you care a lot and you are taking my laughter seriously. Your posts are now getting longer and riddled with name calling. Heck, you told me to get fucked and called me a twat in the beginning. As you said here already, a classic sign of frustration. Almost seems as if the gay and homo labels must be hitting home. You mad bro? Why so butt hurt? (what a fag you are for saying these things) As for the point you had the womanly need to make, again no one cares what you think or feel. Stop being a douche bag on these boards and having your faggot little outbursts with me and others and go be gay elsewhere. Back to you homo. btw You're hardly diverse, there's millions of women across the country just like you.
Dude, when you're tripfagging on a fucking porn board then you know you've hit rock bottom and then kept accelerating
This is the first and only post I've ever made here and it's just to let you know that I've literally lost my erection from laughing at you
So, which is it I'm supposed to be? A woman or a homo. You can't seem to make up your mind. The diversity I was talking about was your insults, which are still sadly lacking. As far as calling you a twat telling you to fuck off, I say that to everyone I think is an obnoxious prick. We've hit image cap on this thread, so I guess this is the end of our fun. See you around.
I'm hardly an obnoxious prick. I'm someone still laughing at you. And, I call as I see it when someone starts whining and sharing their unsolicited feelings on a porn blog like a woman. Since you're not actually a woman, well, you must be a homo.
Just because you say you're not an obnoxious prick, doesn't mean I don't think you are one. As you're still responding, I'd say you're actually mad and trying to get the last word, because that'll somehow "prove" you're right. I can tell you that it just proves you're a petty, argumentative dick, just like me. Have a good night.