12 normies heading 15 clicks south east
Beta command awaiting your orders
I've already repurposed my factory to tendie production. It's the least I could do
May God be with you Beta Force
SIR, I HAVE 10 NORMIES LOCKED UP IN SECURITY ROOM
AWAITING YOUR ORDERS HOW TO EXECUTE THEM SIR.
PRIVATE BETABUX OUT.
Sir, this is Firebrand
Now, just hypothetically speaking, what would happen if our artillery gun wasn't zero'd and one of our shells hit a Tyson tendies processing plant
Just hypothetically of course
This is the commander of the Epsilon Squad speaking.
DEATH TO NORMIES AND BETAS, OVERTHROW GOOD BOY
normie pissing his pants in fear rn
WHY HAVEN'T THE LORC KILLED THESE ASSHATS ALREADY, I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF IF I HAVE TO, NORMIE!
Post your melee weapon of choice for the beta uprising
come at me you stupid chad faggot i will shank you
That's top quality, soldier! Keep that weapon cleaned, that's too good for tendie residue to gunk it up!
YOU CAN TRY IT, CHAD!
Pajeet squad here. Hacking the Normiebook Database to steal some memes, but it's not written in java. I recommend pooing in loo while we wait for the College Dropout Special Team: Computer Science to arrive, see if they have any experience with this obscure language.
The 3rd Cavalry Division has taken position on the hill, and our four Infantry divisions are ready to march against the night club with the cavalry providing support. Is there any artillery that can be spared?
It's a decoy! They obviously hacked into our comms! These are some experienced people we're working with, with college degrees and 1-2 years of experience with a steady income and gf here!
This Beta 13. I've captured 20 normies in a classroom, but don't want to give a way my position.
I have them lined up against the wall on their knees facing away from me.
How do I proceed?
DAMN RIGHT, BETA SQUAD ARE WEAKLINGS! PRAISE EPSILON SQUAD!
Greatly appreciated. We had plenty of powder, but only a few projectiles. We shall commence the bombardment of the night club shortly. When the Chads and Stacies attempt to leave, they will be greeted by the bayonets of our infantry.
YOU ARE TO KICK THEIR HEADS IN AGAINST THE WALL ONE BY ONE, THEN THROW YOUR PEEPEE JARS AT THE SCENE TO MASK THE SMELL!
This is beta delta beta, I have been captured by the enemy, my entire squad is dead, do not attempt a rescue, I repeat, do not attempt a rescue. They are too well equipped, I've already lost a leg, there's no hope for me, I overheard a Chad talking about a hydrogen bomb but I don't know. Please tell my mother I love her
Uhh... Roger. Okay, beta 2-7 let's get those robots to the front.
Roger on location, repeating map grid 52761-niner, over.
I'm sorry comrades. My partner Beta 69 gave them all LSD before waiting for a response.
He's trying to start an orgy. How do I deal with this insubordination and degeneracy?
The battle was a success. Dozens of Chads and Stacies Killed in Action or Died of Wounds. 73 Stacies taken prisoner.
This is beta 10. Do you copy? I have spotted several of what seems to be low-frequency control towers. I've set the charges but I want to make sure we have the perimeter secure in order to eliminate any stragglers.
I'm going to let you in on a secret, soldier. I was the cancer of an RP community about a month ago because I can't RP. This RP is babby stuff, kind of like practice for actual RP. If I can RP this, you can, just
Do as you will, but my staff and officers have already taken our picks to be our captive waifus, at least until 2D becomes viable.
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE I SHOOT YOU YOU ROASTIE REEEEEEEE
Our cover is blown, open fire!
RELEASING THE CHIMPBOTS WOULD BE MADNESS, SOLDIER! THINK OF THE TYRONES THAT WOULD CHIMP OUT SEEING THEM!
My partner Beta 69 has failed to initiate the orgy after I shitted down his shirt froms >>26534963
Normies are now wiggling around like worms on the floor underneath the desks due to some absurd herd behavior probably induced by the LSD.
I'm walking around pinning them down and giving them a clean shot to the head with my silencer on. I played some music before starting so I feel the gunshots shouldn't be audible at all and my position won't be given a way.
Can I date you?
Pic related it's me, I'm a ro-I mean chad
OMEGA SQUAD REPORTING IN, AS FAR AS OUR SQUAD KNOWS, THREE STACYS AND TEN CHADS HAVE BEEN SPOTED TEN CLICKS AWAY FROM OUR BASEMENT
I REPEAT THREE STACYS AND TEN CHADS HAVEBEEN SPOTED TEN CLICKS AWAY FROM OUR BASEMENT
ASKING FOR SUPPORT
OMEGA SQUAD OUT
NO. He's right. My forces will provide barrier troops to contain the violence.
Damnit, man, we have to show a united front!
Leave Tyrone... to me.
With a mighty reinforcement of trips, Ultra-Chad and Mega-Tyrone rape the attacking betabots and roboloners, thereby crushing the uprising.
Get fucked, losers.
DIE YOU STACY ROASTERONI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Big Beta here, I've infiltrated the Chad locker room, permission to deploy the remote detonation shit bombs?
FEMBOTS HAVE INFILTRATED ENEMY RANKS!!
ROBOT SUPPORT STRUCTURES ARE COMING DOWN FROM WITHIN!!!
I just brought a shipment of stacies and melon to the Tyrones they won't join as long as we keep them supplied. Black bot division out! Chimp out is our last resort. As long as we don't run in to pol tricksters
You can't win this, Stacey.
RECON HAS EYES ON THE TARGET. DETONATION IS GO, BLOW THE TARGET OVER.
EPSILON 16 COME IN, THIS IS THE 41ST. AIR SUPPORT IS INBOUND, I REPEAT AIR SUPPORT IS INBOUND. HOLD TIGHT BROTHERS, ETA FIVE MIKES. WE ARE FIFTY KLICKS SOUTHEAST OVER.
SIR WE HAVE CODE RED
WE HAVE CODE RED
ONE BETA INFILTRATOR IS DOWN
ONE BETA INFILTRATOR IS DOWN
Come in command, this is 101st artillery company, the Weeping Wojaks, reporting in. We've sighted an Urban Outfitters hot with normie activity located at latitude 97.3165 by longitude -51.1218. Requesting orders.
I'm inside the secret weapons Base of the normies. They let me because I threw the race card. It felt disgusting Inshallah I will aloha snackbar these normies with their secret hydrogen bomb
I HATE AIR SUPPORT, SUBTERRANEAN IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CHIMPS!
Ten four command. Painting targets now. Smoke is up, approximately 5 kilometers southwest of target, and... Seems a couple of trucks pulled in... Looks like theyre moving reinforcements to the front line from here. Requesting permission to fire.
Bombs are a go, heading to Epsilon now. Over.
Roger that. We will commence the bombardment right away.
Alright boys, you heard the man! Light em up! Give em a taste of >tfwnogf!
So many poor tendies wasted....GONE....and the sauce was everywhere....
>wanting to be killed by volley fire this badly