I'm drinking Jameson right now.
Are you not a man?
I am, man. I wanted to start drinking this morning but the off license was closed.
Dublin, unfortunately. In a scumbag part.
Being an Irish robot is hell. no meetups, no other robots to chill with, no robots to sympathize with feels. Just left alone to find each other by accident.
>getting fucked off beer
I can only get buzzed off of Devil's Backbone(8%). You are such a limpwrist.
>le I can drink 15 beers face
Stop drinking water if you are "hardcore". Drink liquor straight.
>getting drunk while eating
Sure it may be complimentary but you are digging a hole for yourself. I eat 4 hours minimum prior to drinking or after I am already shitfaced. Try drinking your shit beer under these conditions or after you wake up, try doing the same amount.
Aint easy but I'm trying. See ya at /pol/ you fucking culchie.
Fuck you dub nigger
Northern Ireland best Ireland
See ye boyo
wathever you say bro
it takes balls to be a fairy after all
Where i live it's so much cheaper to get drunk from beer.
I already spend way to much money on beer to if i wanted to drink hard liqour i could only get drunk less than half as often.
>LITERALLY makes your belly bigger
>want to piss a lot
>nowhere to be found naturally made
>gives penis cancer
sure buddy, just lemme sign up for an urologyst 20 years earlier
It's not even noon yet. Plus I have shit to do today and this isn't a good time to be getting plastered. Also, I don't usually bother with beer. I like rum or a Scotch Whisky though. I'd have to say Walker Blue is my poison.
Where do you live man? I find it hard to grasp beer being cheaper. I can usually get an 8% beer for just a few cents over a dollers, meanwhile Jameson is $44 for 1.75L after tax and can keep me blackout for extended amounts of time. Jim Beam is $23 for 1.75L
I only like fruity girl drinks and cider because I'm a massive faggoty fag fag.
>of course this little fairy doesnt want to get fat or else he wont find a big dude to fuck him
being this much jealous. atleast i will be able to fuck somebody or something, while you will get your dick shortened. hola, hola, enjoy your beer while it lasts
>He drinks beer.
You must be 18 or older to post on this website.
enjoy your big dick anon, hope you can hold wathever you guys like to drink with a big dick pushing in and out of your throat
then again you must have plenty of experience dont you?
Jesus Christ man. Surely you can get whiskey for cheaper. Vodka is terrible anyways alongside any clear liquor.>>26532545 damn nevermind.
Sounds like a holocaust.
sorry, you're not allowed to, normie. also, only normies drink beer. this type of alcohol only made to be drank with a group of friends or just in a circle of people.
>they call themselves lonely, left by the world and killed by society robots
O I AM LAFFIN
Because it's not sunday.
>he drinks alone instead of having a sunday sesh with the lads.
>big dick pushing in and out of your throat
i didnt said that.
true robots dont drink beer (as this anon stated >>26532603), we only drink either water or vodka-based drinks for maximum pain-killing. this way our body is always free of toxic fluids. beer doesnt go with your pee, it just sits in your belly, and destroys you.
enjoy paying ten times the regular cost tho
whenever i got out with friends we either drink before or just hide our stuff
the only place i pay for drinks is in fairs because it damn worth it
>its only the most drank beverage in the entire world
you'd be surprised how many idiots there are on this planet earth
atleast people dont drink 10 litres of wine and start acting crazy and aggressive. wine expands love, romance and passion. it only makes you think better and more clear. beer, on the other hand, L I T E R A L L Y degrades your mind.
>I am the Jamson drinking Irishbot
thanks for pointing that out, as if there was any difference between one or another beer, haha silly "robot"
>vodka is for little girls anon
little girls start with mixes that are based on beer
>atleast people dont drink 10 litres of wine and start acting crazy and aggressive
actually they do. Hobbos drink boxed wine all the time and then scream at people
regular wine drinkers arent that much different either
>little girls start with beer
in what planet? they start with wine based mixers and fruity vodka drinks
>implying all alcohol doesn't fuck the shit out of your brain, body, and life in general.
Your living in a dream if you think one type of alcohol is different than another. I'm a heavy drinker, but this myth needs to stop.
>not drinking tenants in spoons.
It's only 1.75
don't be such a fucking poor cunt.
Oh Lord, they all literally got baited. I'm not even surprised anymore how dumb those anons are. Stop drinking beer already, sweet Jesus.
LTD is a cheap whiskey. Like $12 a bottle in Phoenix. Evan Williams is $20 a bottle. Walgreens carries a $15 citron vodka, don't remember the brand. Barton vodka is $12 a bottle too, and that's for like a whole litre
oh i love rum tho, you are absolutely right there
but its too expensive plus i had to test the waters with alcohol since i didnt know if it was my liver or my old medication killing me whenever i had some
turns out it was the medication and down the trash it went. Im absolutely buying some rum when i can afford it but you know, i have to pay rent too
Had a beer at my barbers today actually, shits cash cause its always free.
>not having a nice, cold Guinness
Honestly a true patricians drink, great for cooking with too.
I'd love a beer right now anon.
Hope you are enjoying your beer anon
Oh my god who are you
Anyone can get fucked off 8% if they have enough- it's not a fucking competition. I got drunk on vodka and rum from the bottle at 14, doesn't make me hardcore- it just means I drink differently to some people
I have a job interview tomorrow at a brewery, if I fuck this up, I will forever be stuck working minimum wage through temp agencies.
I've been dreaming of this moment for 3 years now, I hate my fucking job.
>Whats wrong with facebook, senpai?
I don't tend to drink on weekdays anymore but I bought a few cheap beers earlier. Gonna drink them when I play SFV later
>tfw drinking cider, listening to Siamese Dream and looking at pictures of my waifu
feels good man
Still a wee bit hungover from the dank unfiltered kilju I drank last night.
Now that's a real robot beverage.
high on painkillers, diazapam and pregablin watching apocalypse now
life doesn't seem so bad at the minute