why are you not having a beer right now? are you not a man?

>>26532038
>piss induced alcohol

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I'm drinking Jameson right now.

Are you not a man?

>>26532038
It's 11 am
I'm in the middle of wageslaving
I drank more than enough last night

>>26532050
go ahead and have your mixers or fruity drinks hen
make sure chad doesnt slip something when he buys you a drink or you are going to end raped tho

I prefer water tbqhf

>>26532054
My man.
You /Ireland/?

>>26532038
I don't drink.
it only hurts your soul.

>>26532038
Not of legal drinking age yet, don't know anyone to buy it from, not going to steal from my parents because I'm not a desperate piece of shit.

>>26532057
>not working on a factory making cars were you can show up drunk and fuck and nobody would give a fuck

>>26532054
this man knows what's up
how can your pussy ass light beer even compete OP

>>26532038
Drinking beer actually increases your estrogen levels. Enjoy being a woman op.

>>26532090
that never stoped me before
just go to your local grocerys after they are closed and knock on the door you dumbass

>>26532054
My fucking dude. Jameson is the way.

>>26532099
well its cheap and it fucks me up thats how pussy

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>>26532084
I am, man. I wanted to start drinking this morning but the off license was closed.

>>26532038
Bc it's ten in the morning and I have to work in a few hours

I AM gonna smoke, tho

>>26532130
Derry reporting in
Where ye at horse?

>>26532128
>coors light
>it fucks me up
lmaoing at your life famalam

Real men drink responsibly

>>26532128
Holy shit you're a faggot
I stopped getting fucked off beer once I turned 16 :^)

>>26532142
do i smell wet pussy? who let a bitch in here?

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>>26532149
Dublin, unfortunately. In a scumbag part.

Being an Irish robot is hell. no meetups, no other robots to chill with, no robots to sympathize with feels. Just left alone to find each other by accident.

>>26532172
i get it nothing but margaritas and cock since you transitioned

>>26532185
I'm a normie :^) just popped in from /pol/ to see what the craic is with you lads.
How many niggers in Dublin then?

>>26532168
lmao they told me i couldnt drink with my medication
so i stopped taking my medication all together
thats how resposible i am

>>26532128
>getting fucked off beer
I can only get buzzed off of Devil's Backbone(8%). You are such a limpwrist.
>le I can drink 15 beers face
Stop drinking water if you are "hardcore". Drink liquor straight.

>>26532216
Increasing hipsters numbers, femiazis lagging behind, foreigners stabilizing, city going strong, normies being normies.

lmao whats with all these fancy carrot tops sipping on exepnsicve shit here?
i just want to celebrate im allowed to drink again

Cause alcohol is a shit drug. I prefer pain killers

>>26532038
Alcohol is for women

>>26532268
Are you NEET or what? I can't imagine being able to survive down south without wageslaving

>>26532299
I'm studying at the moment.

Yeah it's fucking hell if you're not a wageslave. Especially if you're a loner.

You really need to be a normie, it's the only option here.

>>26532250
well it goes great with a burger with mustard i can tell you that

>>26532320
Agreed. Try put yourself out there m8

>>26532250
plus i had irish beer and german is much better

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>>26532343
>Try put yourself out there m8

>>26532322
>getting drunk while eating
Sure it may be complimentary but you are digging a hole for yourself. I eat 4 hours minimum prior to drinking or after I am already shitfaced. Try drinking your shit beer under these conditions or after you wake up, try doing the same amount.

Because it's 10:27 in the morning and I'm not an alcoholic

My eyes hurt from last night when I drank an entire growler of I think 8.5% beer.

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>>26532343
Aint easy but I'm trying. See ya at /pol/ you fucking culchie.

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>>26532387
Fuck you dub nigger
Northern Ireland best Ireland
See ye boyo

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>>26532370
wathever you say bro
it takes balls to be a fairy after all

>>26532442
You're just humiliating yourself, anon. He's right. Just try drinking when you haven't eaten in a while. You'll probably get sick before your 3rd pint.

>>26532442
>thinking I am Irish
No, I stand with Ireland you faggot fuck.

>>26532250
Where i live it's so much cheaper to get drunk from beer.
I already spend way to much money on beer to if i wanted to drink hard liqour i could only get drunk less than half as often.

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>>26532073
>beer
>LITERALLY makes your belly bigger
>want to piss a lot
>nowhere to be found naturally made
>gives penis cancer
sure buddy, just lemme sign up for an urologyst 20 years earlier

It's not even noon yet. Plus I have shit to do today and this isn't a good time to be getting plastered. Also, I don't usually bother with beer. I like rum or a Scotch Whisky though. I'd have to say Walker Blue is my poison.

>>26532466
Where do you live man? I find it hard to grasp beer being cheaper. I can usually get an 8% beer for just a few cents over a dollers, meanwhile Jameson is $44 for 1.75L after tax and can keep me blackout for extended amounts of time. Jim Beam is $23 for 1.75L

>>26532417
>16:30
already drunk
you're damn right I am.

>>26532494
of course this little fairy doesnt want to get fat or else he wont find a big dude to fuck him
>>26532463
i can actually handle it tho

>>26532508
Sweden.
I get 50 cl 5,2% beer for about 11 crowns and 70 cl of 37,5% vodka (the cheapest) for about 190 crowns.

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I only like fruity girl drinks and cider because I'm a massive faggoty fag fag.

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>>26532517
>of course this little fairy doesnt want to get fat or else he wont find a big dude to fuck him
being this much jealous. atleast i will be able to fuck somebody or something, while you will get your dick shortened. hola, hola, enjoy your beer while it lasts

>>26532508
not him, actually op
beer is subdivised by the state here so its cheap as fuck while anything else is expensive as shit

>>26532529
and 70 cl jameson costs 295 crowns

Not drinking based vodka.
>no shitty hangovers
>more alcohol per dollar
>goes mixed with almost everything

I pref it with just ice and lemon desu

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>>26532038
>He drinks beer.
You must be 18 or older to post on this website.

>>26532541
Nice rare Pepe, robot. May I save so to share on Facebook? :^)

>>26532038
Gave it up for Lent

>>26532541
enjoy your big dick anon, hope you can hold wathever you guys like to drink with a big dick pushing in and out of your throat
then again you must have plenty of experience dont you?

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>>26532529
Jesus Christ man. Surely you can get whiskey for cheaper. Vodka is terrible anyways alongside any clear liquor.>>26532545 damn nevermind.
>>26532545
Sounds like a holocaust.

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>>26532560
>Facebook
sorry, you're not allowed to, normie. also, only normies drink beer. this type of alcohol only made to be drank with a group of friends or just in a circle of people.
>they call themselves lonely, left by the world and killed by society robots
O I AM LAFFIN

No money.
rdsgtqyhdufju mme,nt

>>26532558
its only the most drank beverage in the entire world
enjoy your faggy wine tho, its well known it causes homosexual dessires in big faggots like you tho

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>>26532038
Because it's not sunday.
>he drinks alone instead of having a sunday sesh with the lads.

>had to quit due to liver and heart problems
Otherwise I'd still be drunk 24/7, although I'd probably be drinking vodka wight now.

>>26532603
I am the Jamson drinking Irishbot. I just wanted to save your hilarious memes for the street cred and to contribute to this fabulous thread :^)

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>>26532575
>big dick pushing in and out of your throat
i didnt said that.
true robots dont drink beer (as this anon stated >>26532603), we only drink either water or vodka-based drinks for maximum pain-killing. this way our body is always free of toxic fluids. beer doesnt go with your pee, it just sits in your belly, and destroys you.

>>26532611
enjoy paying ten times the regular cost tho
whenever i got out with friends we either drink before or just hide our stuff
the only place i pay for drinks is in fairs because it damn worth it

>>26532582
No, vodka is the cheapest. 70 cl jameson costs 295 crowns.
I think high commisioner is the cheapest for 214 crowns.

>>26532641
vodka is for little girls anon
little girls that mix their drinks with juice

>>26532660
I can't handle how that vodka you stated isn't even 40% while charging outrageous prices.
>$35 USD for shit vodka
Why man.

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>>26532607
>its only the most drank beverage in the entire world
you'd be surprised how many idiots there are on this planet earth

>faggy wine
atleast people dont drink 10 litres of wine and start acting crazy and aggressive. wine expands love, romance and passion. it only makes you think better and more clear. beer, on the other hand, L I T E R A L L Y degrades your mind.

>>26532637
>I am the Jamson drinking Irishbot
thanks for pointing that out, as if there was any difference between one or another beer, haha silly "robot"

>>26532668
>vodka is for little girls anon
little girls start with mixes that are based on beer

>>26532531
I like em girly anon ;)

>>26532726
>atleast people dont drink 10 litres of wine and start acting crazy and aggressive
actually they do. Hobbos drink boxed wine all the time and then scream at people
regular wine drinkers arent that much different either
>little girls start with beer
in what planet? they start with wine based mixers and fruity vodka drinks

>>26532668
You're dumber than my wooden chair. Chair atleast, knows that people have to sit on it.

Where can I find some cheap high alcohol drinks?

>>26532765
Walmart. Better selection then people think.

>>26532760
sorry sweetheart. Are you having your period right now?

>>26532726
>implying all alcohol doesn't fuck the shit out of your brain, body, and life in general.
Your living in a dream if you think one type of alcohol is different than another. I'm a heavy drinker, but this myth needs to stop.

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>>26532649
>not drinking tenants in spoons.
It's only 1.75
don't be such a fucking poor cunt.

>>26532777
I'm not very savvy. Do you know which brands?

>>26532715
Yeah all the cheapest stuff is 37,5%.
It's not like i notice it when i almost never drink hard liqour but it's still gay.

Don't like beer. I drink cider and rum.

>>26532607
>its only the most drank beverage in the entire world

Tea is, actually.

>>26532780
>>26532778
>>26532755
>>26532668
>>26532637
>>26532607
>>26532575
>>26532517
Oh Lord, they all literally got baited. I'm not even surprised anymore how dumb those anons are. Stop drinking beer already, sweet Jesus.

>>26532785
that shit sounds like thebeggining of a gay porno

>>26532038
I'm drinking vodka right now. Beer is for faggots that can't hold their liquor.

>>26532765
If you live around based Texas then Spec's. Otherwise >>26532777 Walmart for anything not manly.
>>26532811
Yeah that is max gay. I feel for you.

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>>26532780
>being this much brainwashed

>>26532806
LTD is a cheap whiskey. Like $12 a bottle in Phoenix. Evan Williams is $20 a bottle. Walgreens carries a $15 citron vodka, don't remember the brand. Barton vodka is $12 a bottle too, and that's for like a whole litre

>>26532813
oh i love rum tho, you are absolutely right there
but its too expensive plus i had to test the waters with alcohol since i didnt know if it was my liver or my old medication killing me whenever i had some
turns out it was the medication and down the trash it went. Im absolutely buying some rum when i can afford it but you know, i have to pay rent too

>>26532847
I don't even like beer but you sound like a cunt. Drink whatever the fuck you like, fuck sake.

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>>26532778
no, my dear, im having a comma

>>26532813
thats because of all the gay people and old grandmas tho

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Had a beer at my barbers today actually, shits cash cause its always free.

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>not having a nice, cold Guinness
Honestly a true patricians drink, great for cooking with too.

>>26532038
Cos I want to lose my last 30 pounds of fat.
I will have a beer on thursday though.

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>>26532038
I'd love a beer right now anon.

Hope you are enjoying your beer anon

>Not drinking craft beer.
>Not enjoying the foamy, citrus hope taste.

Remain pleb-tier.

>>26532250
Oh my god who are you

Anyone can get fucked off 8% if they have enough- it's not a fucking competition. I got drunk on vodka and rum from the bottle at 14, doesn't make me hardcore- it just means I drink differently to some people

I'm having a beer right now. Cheers m8

>>26532551
No hangover on vodka? What a load of crap. Finish a two liter of Russian standard, and if you survive tell me you have no hangover

i used to drink a lot of beer but now i drink wine, tastes better and it's better for you too

>>26533285
i not only enjoyed my beer, my first alcoholic drink in months but i also had a great nap after

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I have a job interview tomorrow at a brewery, if I fuck this up, I will forever be stuck working minimum wage through temp agencies.

I've been dreaming of this moment for 3 years now, I hate my fucking job.

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Literally Facebook: the beverage.

>>26534396
Whats wrong with facebook, senpai?

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>>26534543
>Whats wrong with facebook, senpai?
>>>/out/

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I don't tend to drink on weekdays anymore but I bought a few cheap beers earlier. Gonna drink them when I play SFV later

>>26534369
dont worry bot, you will fuck it up and be here forever like the rest of us, you pathetic worthless barely even human puddle of shit

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>tfw drinking cider, listening to Siamese Dream and looking at pictures of my waifu

feels good man

I got a DUI, so I quit drinking and using all forms of intoxicants except caffeine.

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Still a wee bit hungover from the dank unfiltered kilju I drank last night.

Now that's a real robot beverage.

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high on painkillers, diazapam and pregablin watching apocalypse now

life doesn't seem so bad at the minute

My God, I can honestly tell myself that I don't want a beer. I don't want any kind of alcohol. This is a good feeling. It's a wonderful feeling.

>>26534973
you want drugs instead

>beer

If it isn't 30% or more, its overly expensive soda.