Alarm clock beeping
Time for floor sweeping
And burger fIipping
While NEETs are still sleeping
Put on your slave collar
Each hour you earn a dollar
Your dignity level grows ever smaller
Better run fast when customers holler
While the NEET is being a baller
i see you are enjoying your lavish lifestyle.
Do you have any investment tips for me?
Personally i spend not that much time taking care of my portfolio but i know many neets do.
I've been into Disney stock lately, they are always on the rise. Funny what a few simple neetbux can turn into over time, I barely have room for all my cars and anime collectibles anymore.
Oh well, guess its just time to buy an EVEN bigger mansion this time! I'll have to spring for a parking garage as well, one with several levels for all my new toys.
Thanks. Appreciate it.
I dont think i'll have that much time to invest but i can always ask my wagecuck servants to do it for me.
> your meager possessions from retardbux are nowhere near enough to build a portfolio
wageslaves are so cute
I don't desire them, but my money has to go somewhere. What would I do with a billion dollars if I don't buy some luxuries here and there.
Hold on, the president is calling for my advice (as he does often). I'll get back to you in a second
sometimes NEETs have to take a break from writing scientific papers or solving yet another mystery humanity has been wondering about for ages
Let's be honest, it always is isn't it? I am glad I don't live the life of a slave, that's for sure.
some of us dont have the privilege of turning off life. you won the lottery yet you act like a dickshit making fun of others that didnt. youre worse than most normies.
plus, its not like even if i had the money to be a neet id be happy. the few months i was a neet were hell.
Get up and start working. Your boss and I depend on it. He's been wanting a new mansion for at least 2 years now, and I've been wanting to upgrade the quality of my Grand Piano that I play on - Don't keep us waiting!
These are the best and most comfy threads.
But as a wagie, that have just made me want me be a neet, but a neet with money.
That's why I was supsorised to see the topic of portfolios brought up. As from working a long time in the financial industry, I feel this is the best way to have substantial money and a neet. Also you can work from your bed if you want.
How do you deal with the tax implications of your gains?
>plus, its not like even if i had the money to be a neet id be happy. the few months i was a neet were hell.
Indoctrinated THIS hard. Never change, wagie.
Well, if Bernie wins it isn't going to be so fun. A 0.5% tax on every transaction? Every investment now requires a certain amount to break even, and investing is even riskier than before if you are middle class. But hey, free college right? fucking normalfags
how so? The Donald will enable us to make free capital gains on the market.
Most NEETs will be able to take advantage of the situation because they dont rely on the hands that feeds them like a wagecuck.
I like my job
I GET PAID to do it
I like neets and happy to contribute to thier bux as they make might fine threads
Although I don't believe these neets are happy though, must just be a very good meme
Could all the wagecuckies in this thread tone the fuck down and get back to work so I can concentrate on finishing this epic symphony I'm writing and start working on another groundbreaking philosophical novel ?
Hold on a second, the director of New York's Museum Of Modern Art is calling, he probably is gonna bug me again about buying my paintings.
oh wow .. you get them once and after that you are free to do what you want
Do you think NEETs waste them monthly? Didn't you read this thread or any other?
Sure there are bad apples that give us a bad name but most of us are able to multiply money in ways wageslaves can only dream of.
nobody can fuck a NEET over.
The NEET does what he wants and he has all the time in the world to adapt to any situation that can threaten his lavish lifestyle.
The only ones who cant escape are the wagecucks trapped in the wheel of slavery.
you sure use a lot of energy trying to convince us about your perfect life. Didn't you have a symphony to write or a rocketship to build?
i personally do not care about what my parents have to say ... its more of a wagecuck thing to worry about what others think.
I am also not into classical music. Me personally i only care about myself 24 hrs and 7 days a week.
Very egocentric i know but at least i dont work for anyone else but myself.
One day you might catch me reading a book in the park .. the next you might see me working out in the gym and on the other days my friend i'll take all the free money i can get from wageslaves.
I think I understand this: In order to keep the NEET lifestyle, you gotta be self-employed. I'm not saying that it's easy. I'm not saying that it's a constant peril that the line between work and home can be blurred. But think of this: Working in your own home and no commuting at all!
ITT: Wagies troll wagies.
>REMOVE ALL WELFARE
WOW. GOOD JOB LADS. LETS REMOVE THAT THING YOUVE BEEN PAYING TAXES INTO SINCE YOU STARTED WORKING THAT WILL KEEP YOU HOUSED AND WARM WHEN YOU'RE DECREPID AND OLD.
Maybe we could spend it on foreign countries instead. OH, or bombs and shit. Fuuuck, why not just set up some sick incentivization for more giant megacorps. Lovely.
i like my IT support monkey job, since i get lot of praises from qts in the bank
Do people actually believe this shit? I'm a neet, I've been one for the last 16 years. My life is miserable. I don't read "fine literature" for the same reason I dropped out of school, it's too tasking. Fine dining? Waking up when you want to? What the fuck? My body is in an absolute horrid state. I wake up in pain. I feel sick, I don't even know why I wake up. When my eyes open I'm filled with dread. I don't have dreams just nightmare after nightmare after nightmare. Never ending life long nightmares. I eat boxed shit that's unhealthy as fuck in MASSIVE HEART FAILURE QUANTITIES to forget the pain of being alive. I sit at my computer or in the basement watching tv. I have 0 friends, gaming online requires friends.. So in other words gaming is no longer a venting utility for me. I can't take single player games because my depressive decaying mind cannot enjoy anything that takes too much thought. I fall back thinking "woah there buddy too serious" and quit within 5-10 minutes of any game. I gave Fallout 15 minutes and never went back to it. I lead a life of misery. I long for something more. I'm physically fucked in every way a man could be fucked physically. This isn't life, this isn't even surviving. This is denying reality. This is succumbing to all the negativity that the failure life of a neet is. I was unlucky as I come from a people who no longer exist and from a land that is now associated with sandniggers when I myself and my people never were and don't share any genetic makeup with those apes. Regardless, I was firmly ostracized in western culture. This isn't fucking comfy living. Fuck anyone who props this meme bullshit up any further. I FUCKING WISH I was a normie, but after all the years of mental abuse that the ostracizing and hermitting myself away from society has done.. There is no going back. 30y/o hkv. Hating every waking moment of my life.
^ That is neet.
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Crippling mental disabilities that make you incapable of perceiving reality as it is. I'm not a wagecuck. I haven't worked a single job in my fucking life. Well, actually there was one.I was a temp for all of 3 days at a packaging plant. Never went back because my body was unable to maintain the pressures that normie's body's were accustomed to. My point is... Any true neet is beyond fucked in the head and there's nothing to be proud of. All this meme bullshit about fine dining, fucking the normie's wife? LOL? As if having no luck with females before becoming a hermit wasn't bad enough, being a fucking retard with nothing going for you clearly puts you in the top spot for fucking a successful man's wife. Even if she's a whore you're too much of a loser to even say hello to her, let alone infiltrate her life and have any kind of relation. I can't believe how this PLIGHT has become a meme of pride... Absolutely retarded.
The fuck is WIDF?
Sorry bud, just another loser. I wish you were right. I so fucking wish you were right. That I was lying about all of what I said.. What I'd give for all of it to be a lie.
Neet of 3 years here. I cant imagine 15. I feel trapped. Going outside is really stressful and i want to gas myself. My fear of death is complete ly gone lol.
Fucking someones wife? Not a chance. Im going to watch porn and maybe just maybe get off on it. L8er fags
How the fuck do you even manage to be neet? Where does your money come from? Everyday I'm stressed to fuck over the fact I need to get a job so that I have dosh to spend, I wish I could just be neet mode but moneys a necessity
Today I will remind them with originality and gusto
roast of the damn millenium right here
the grand connoisseur of comfiness reporting in. just few more years to finn basic income
I cant really comprehend what you are saying. But if its so hard, why dont you try to change it anyhow?
It sounds like your are on the absolute bottom of everything in life-no matter what you do, it would be better wouldnt it?
Wagecuck here. Love these threads, they are the best. Neets are trully funny. Makes my day desu.
I'm really inspired by these threads, i'm saving a lot of money so i can be a neet. Actually sometimes i wish i get fired.
But i'm on my way to be a neet.
Keep it up neets!
Shut your stockholm syndrome up your ass
>While the NEET is being a baller
Wow that was gay.
It's your fault that you don't know how to be a neet. You are a disgrace. You have no idea how bad it is being a wagie. You crap on the beauty of life that is freedom and time.
> Wagecuck here that supports neet life.
bro don't fall for the meme, im a happy go lucky normie who was never depressed, i had no job a full year after graduating and i was never so depressed and lazy in my life. back working now 2 months and im happy again,
You have depression. Get on the jew pills, they increase serotonin.
In the years since I dropped out of college I taught myself math, physics, programming. All while I get free welfare money from the government. Dropping out of life was a good decision, I would have killed myself otherwise. I can't stand being around other people.
What makes the neet so homo?
Like the idea of neetdom, but not the gay part.
Can you be a true neet without being gay and liking traps?
Actually not trolling or fishing here, I just seen alot of faggotry in neet posts
Why not? Even though I understand english pretty good, there was still a few things that I didn't really understand. E.g. what's the package? Is it a dismissal pay?
I can make time for that, despite my busy NEET schedule. And maybe some other NEET tags along.
>whats bad about sitting at home masturbating all day
r u srs
The epic saga continues.
holy fuck are you people still at it ITT?! Where's your new written symphony or whatever the fuck you claim to spend your time on?
Do you NEETs do anything else than shitpost on /r9k/ and fap to chinese cartoons all day?
But working makes me so fulfilled. I also enjoy the fact that I'm wanted where I work, by my boss or the customers. People look to me for help. Feels nice to be tired at the end of the day sometimes. Because it shows how much of a hard worker I am.