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So, /r9k/, will you ever find love in your life?
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So, /r9k/, will you ever find love in your life?

Only a 5% chance in mine.
What is this?
It's call Nanaya.
whoa fucking interesting, will be posting results
mine told me I was 60% likely to get something short term and 10% likely to get something long term

thing's a fucking joke, said I can settle down any time because apparently "you're ok with being single"
I'm not and it makes me want to die
i have found love in my life no less than three times
>Your seem more fun to be around than nearly all men.

WEW cia, but thanks, i needed the pick-me-up. pretty interesting shit op, good shilling for once

>recommends my most compatible friendship as a buddhist african-american artist living in virginia

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I'm at the results page but clicking on the buttons won't load
waste of my time senpai
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nice senpai desu ram
It gave me a 75% chance, but I have great doubt. I am also skeptical of several of its claims.
>How many long-term relationships have you been in?
>answer is a slider starting at a minimum of 1
they never acknowledge the possibility of our existence
There's a box to check I have never been in a relationship
>Average in almost every regard
>tfw it will probably never give me muh results

>tfw I will probably die alone
If I move and get a real job, then my results go up to 60% by the time I hit 35.

Great. So by the time Im an old man, I MIGHT find a roast beef or a landwhale to settle down with

My odds get better if I move to Poland, UK, Australia,Alabama, Florida, or Wisconsin.

I want to move to Oregon or Flagstaff, Arizona.

>probably not gonna move
>probably not gonna get a real job
>probably not gonna have a chance.

I hate how things never get better.
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Seven years isn't that long I suppose. Also apparently I need to move to Texas. And black chicks absolutely love me while asians despise me.
The only lines that were above 0 were for my "future workplace."
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(original comment lol)
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If I don't move to Poland I will die a virgin
Flat lining zero, no hope.
Says I should look for christian africans in poland or alabama, but not how much that would help.
>white canadian
>desired 3.9 in canada
>10 in all of south america
>10 in the uk
>10 in australia
>best bet to move to alabama/colorado/wisconsin and marry a black muslim chick
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t-thanks nanaya
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jesus fuck let me post already none of that comment wasnt original shit fuck
>Tfw 75%
feels good
Fucking kill me
Know what's the worst part? It said I was the least amount of picky possible
>12% Battery
>Central Time
There's a reason why you have no chance and never will, Brandon.
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>am a non-religious white european
>recommended to look for an african muslim

I think the picky part is fucked up. Description says higher score is more selective, but if you get a 10 score 100 percentile, the subtitle of that section says you're less picky.
This shit is bullshit.

"How many long term partners"

Doesn't even let you say 0. Minimum is 1. Even this website expects you to have had at least 1 GF.

As well it has questions about friends, and it automatically implies that you must have friends. Same thing with going out, it assumes that you have to at least go out a few times a month as a bare minimum, wont let me say 0 times.

Fucking retarded website.
i just want a gf dont rub it in
>Sign up to continue

No thanks
anyone get a blank page?
ayy I got hooked up with the bantzmasters
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jesus i know this bullshit

just makes me sad
Can someone help me out?I'm not sure what to do. I was just screwing around on Yik Yak about feeling lonely and a girl asked me if I wanted to grab coffee with her at the school cafe. I'm obviously not expecting a good-looking girl, but it could be good practice to talk to a girl. It just seems really weird. I know tons of people meet on tinder though, so is it THAT weird? There's also a pretty good chance she'll forget entirely. I'm pretty sure it's real, and if not, then I'll just drink coffee alone and study.
>enter zip code if you live in USA
>don't live in USA
>check the box for that and don't write a zip code
>fill out the other stuff and continue
>please enter zip code
This shit is gay.
This cannot be wtf nah no waaay
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I guess that's that.

Original commenbt?
Is it getting hot in here,,, or is it just me?
>tfw you're actually a fledgling musician but you're desperately lonely and will probably kill urself within the year.
not a good feel brehs
They forgot to take height into account, as being 5'6" lowers my chances to zilch; zero.
better than me m8
rekt damn bro gl
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Is this some kind of joke?

(quit muting me senpai)
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Sounds about right
0% chance as of now, .7% chance in my entire life.
0% -4% chance of meeting someone on my campus between 19-23. Too bad I'm transferring universities next year.

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time to pack my bags
>"true" love
>implying it exists

Yeah, that'll be the day
Maybe you should learn to be OK with it dipshit
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Am I Chad yet?
I as well got "Move to alabama>colorado>wisconsin"
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>the only place any % comes from is that I go to college
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This was interesting. Not pictured is my graph, which gave me at best a 40% chance of finding love in a future city in a couple years, and about 10-20% at best for everything else.
Haha this test is retarded. It wouldn't let me reject any and all shitskins or say that I'd prefer to marry a 16 year old. Gave me a flatline 0.0% for everything at the end and said that africans would love me. Who the hell designed this?
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That was a fucking long questionnaire and the site seems like it was slapped together by retards.

>Romantic Selectivity Percentile: 100
>You seem to be less picky than nearly all men
Did they mean more picky? Which wording did they fuck up?

>Hot Fling Percentile: 0
>calculated from aspects of your personality and values that emphasize passion, desire to try new things, playfulness, and confidence
Every question was about going out to parties and shit, not what you do in private with someone you trust. This number is meaningless.
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>Sissy slut school
Excellent choice, anon
Shit was made by chimps who don't speak any English.

>What level of income is a dealbreaker?
>less than 15000
Shouldn't those all be "less than" something? I assume "$30k-$45k" really means "less than $45k". Bunch of other questions were equally awkward.
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this seems right
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>wants me to betray race
Scored a 0% fuck me they're probably right
Guess I shouldn't be on this board after taking that test
>You seem more romantically captivating than nearly all women.
>You appear better at sustaining relationships than nearly all women.
>You seem to be less picky than nearly all women.
I think this is bullshit
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Top Compatible Groups

1. Alabama
2. Poland
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I've got a feeling I'll wind up with some black woman who lusts after Asian men (like the one who posts here).
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Great, it looks like I'll end up with a black woman from Colorado who's fervently Catholic and works in hospitality. JUST.
>10 for finding a woman in Alabama
>most desired in Alabama
>10 for finding friends in Alabama

i'm a cowardly apathetic leftist wageslave degenerate
what the hell is going on in Alabama?
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It's interesting but they didn't listen to me when I said that I'd never date a Jew. They're in my number 3 slot for some reason.

I also told them I'd only date white people and they say Indians will love me, and said I'll only meet love once in my lifetime.
>autistic, painfully shy, borderline mute
>get extremely high Hot Fling and Fun Friend scores

This test is broken.

Plus, not taking into account physical attractiveness makes the test worthless, because physical attraction is 90% of whether or not you'll find someone.
They also told me I'm limiting my options by only wanting to date Christian whites.
>"While having high standards for a partner reflects well on your self-worth, having too many may limit your chances of finding a long-term partner. Think about what it would take to stand between you and loving someone who is perfect except for one deal breaker. You can also reflect on what has and hasnt worked in the past."
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I'm in a similar boat. In addition, it appears I'd be better off living in Europe or Latin America.
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>tells me my best bet is with arabs, hispanics or native american students from alabama
>tells me i have a 4% chance of finding one good match by age 30
>tells me i will be happier in a relationship

fuck computers
>all these people with high scores and low odds

The test is literally just telling you that you have to talk to people, make friends, and stop having ridiculous standards and you'll find someone to love and fuck. You are wannabe-robot Chads.

According to the scores I got, I'd make a shitty lover/fling but a great friend.
you were friendzoned by a machine, basically.
Except I don't even have friends. The only reason I'm not a virgin is because I got pity sex.
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>Put in that I don't wanna date women that believe in Islam
>The computer says I'm most compatible with Muslim and Islamic women

I see no contradiction it's just giving you data
Calm down spergo

There's a box you can click that says "I have never been in a relationship"
You may not want to, but it's who you're made for :^)
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So why is Alabama robot country?
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i want to fucking die
it doesn't surprise me that the previous sentence is not an original comment
>google website
>need to sign in
>click log in with Facebook
>sends confirmation link to email
>open email app
>have to switch accounts
>click link
>takes me to website
>have to sign in
>log in with Facebook
>start answering questions
>browser crashes
>open it again
>need to log in
Fuck it I don't need a website to tell me I'll die alone
There's a "continue anonymously" option you retard
Chad pls. I'm apparently in only the 10th percentile.
how much are they paying you to advertise this shit website here?
I'm no shill, just an autist pointing out clicking options
>tfw black
My only chances are Swiss guys, for some reason, or women from some country called Cyprus
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>specifically tell it I will never date Muslims or Jews
>tells me to move to Turkey and that my desirability among kikes and towel heads is in the mid-9s
>input my ideal self
>still no chance

that's it lads
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why wouldnt you date a jewish qt lad?
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Because Jewishness is passed on through the mother and I'll be damned if I'm going to help bring more Jews into the world
>not wanting your sons to be of the elite race
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>he doesnt want a qt jewress wife to raise qt god's chosen people with
Is alabama just really desperate for people or did we all put answers that are attractive to alabamians?
I'll be able to say one way or the other in about half a year since I'm going to University of Alabama for grad school. I'm a half-Asian manlet though so my odds of finding a gf there are lower than they are here (Washington).
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i should just kill myself now shouldn't i
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>still in the ten percentile
>10% of men have an even lower chance
fuck didn't mean to quote
i cant even post right, guess i really should kill myself
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>better than 10% of the population
>still not good enough for a gf
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What do you guys think, am I a chad? The only reason why my percentage is so high is because I've got low standards and am not a NEET (shitty wageslave retail job).
Get better losers.
Fuck off I had high scores, except on the thing that matters, starting the relationship in the first place
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Thank you, Op, tonight is the first time I've legitimately wanted to kill myself since the new year began. It's one thing thinking that I'm essentially boring and not fun and will never find love, but to have it confirmed, wew lad. Thank you so much, Op.

I have lower standards than nearly all men, and work at Target and it gave me 0.5%. Chad, stop lying to us.
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what does it fucking mean
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>reinput everything the same but tag 'female'
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>mfw stupid people really are going to inherit the world

That idocracy scene (you know the one) hit the nail on the head.
It means youre a fucking normie and need to get the hell out.

I DO know the one.
why does it take so long to load holy shit
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>That idocracy scene (you know the one)
This one?
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I will die alone. I hate myself.
I work at Nordstrom and the Army Reserve so I've got that going for me. The only other things I can think of that might have pushed me up is the fact that I intend on pursuing my PHD within the next couple of years and the fact that it assumes that I want to fuck my friends (they're mostly female).
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I was born under a wandering star.
How new is this test? Have robots rigged it already? I scored 3.2 for social growth, which ranked me above 80% of men.
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A wandering star.
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I guess that's settled then..
>You seem more romantically captivating than nearly all men.
>You appear better at sustaining relationships than nearly all men.
>You seem to be less picky than nearly all men.
>Other men appear to have better odds at finding a compatible partner.

My odds start at 0% and go all the way up to 1.33% by the time I reach the age of 30.

I knew my odds were bad but this? dot dot dot
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I am not even religious, how am I supposed to meet religious women for goodness' sake.
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Not an American either.
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You're a fucking normalfag
If you answer the same way as a woman, your odds will still be relatively low, but much higher than if you're a guy.

It's not fair.
0.5 if i get a decent job
>choosing 25 to get settled down

HOLY FUCK YOU YOUNG KIDS. I'm 28 and I scored a 70% chance of finding a good match.

You shouldn't be settling down until you're at least 40.
>want to fuck
>female friend

pick one you gigantic orbiting moneybag norman and
Let me guess, you said Feminism is against your beliefs?
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A very wandered star

you are the type of fag who will cry to the random whore at 35 why you arent married yet
disgusting big mouthed fake shitter
Well there's your problem faggot. You're a conservative, hypocritical loser who expects something that isn't real.
Settling down means having kids usually. Do you really want to be chasing a toddler in your 40s?
They're fag hags and I'm the closest guy they know to a gay since I conform to a lot of the gay stereotypes.
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>who expects something that isn't real.
I have low standards (see: >>26527539) and would have no problem with dating a feminist. I just said it goes against what I believe in (and even then it is only parts of it I am against).
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And this is the last one.
Says similar for me.

>100% chance of meeting perfect match in 5 years

I find that hard to believe.
>put that im an agnostic
>specifically mention that muslim would be a deal breaker
>muslim is at the top of every compatibility chart

>And this is why I am an over 40yo virgin

Do we trust these guys?
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>You know you love me kafir
Step outside the house, you'll have to fight the girls off with a stick.
senpai I'm 19 and will have a bachelor's degree next year I'll be fine at 25
You were not the only one with that.
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What a fucking scary thought.
Wtf is this anime bullshit
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It is what Japan will look like after it opens its borders to Islamic immigration.
>fight the girls off

I may be guilty a bit there.
Next time you fight a girl do it with your dick.
i don't need this fucking shit to know i'll never find love. i never had a girl like me so there's 0%

app said 5%, it said i was in the 70th percentile for hot fling and 80th percentile for slow burn.

it's all a meme, life is a meme. i don't honestly think that people even have sex, i can't even imagine it at this point.
>i don't honestly think that people even have sex

Where do you think you came from?

Also checked.
sdytfgus popsst pp^s r
100% chance as a NEET. What a load of bull. Wait, this could mean one of my two female friends since she's my oneitis.
i have no ideal. all i know is that i'm so far removed from sex that i'll never know what being a real person is like
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Apparently it thinks the chances of me finding a match will increase exponentially once I change jobs in the near future

Jokes on them my new job is most likely an engineering and male dominated one.
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got a very odd mix of states and countries
>Germany 10
Are you Syrian?
Very funny. Singapore.
I am not from Singapore.
I meant I am.
Im pretty sure their algorithms take into account how income will affect your desirability.

Thirsty roasties gonna want a piece of dem engineering bux
6 more years of wanking then
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>jus b urself
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>Select the terms you identify with or support politically
>almost the entire list is generic lefty bullshit
there were plenty of non cucky options
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Time to move to japan.
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bloxbloxbloxblox shishs
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fucking normalfags wanting gfs
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fuck this shit, this can't be real
No love.
No chance. No one. Broke ass, Shit country.
Normies complaining about this.
Just plz.
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>it is calculated from aspects of your personality and values that emphasize passion, desire to try new things, playfulness and confidence

I'm the complete antithesis of the above, what the fuck?
>Other men appear to have better odds at finding a compatible partner.
Thanks Nanaya
Are non-nigger Alabama chicks so desperate for Spanish guys?

Also, the ethnicity part was stupidly made.
I knew things were bad but holy shit.
Part II
Just beyond bad.
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Any other straight KV bots that had a gay friend in highschool? Do you regret turning down their offers yet? I do. He was a twink. I could've done it all. Fuck it would've probably felt great and I'd feel more like an adult and less like a pathetic child. Maybe next time. We're freaks, why not 69?
>less picky than all men
>10% chance of finding love
>Other men may be more romantically captivating.
>You seem to be less picky than nearly all men.
>Other men are more carefree and social.

I also put I might move to a different city. And for the probability of finding a match, it's only > 0 for in the "new city". So it seems I better move.

>Most compatible: Construction & Contracting
wtf. do women even work there? Should I be gay?

>I am desired in Alabama, Colorado, Winsconsin, Poland, Columbia
>Banking & Finance
>Social Work
>East european

>dont be shy
top advice here
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The problem with this thing is that it doesn't take looks into account. I already know I am intelligent, have good job prospects and am good socially (no matter how much of a sperg you are, if you are not a sub-120iq-retard, you can learn to be sociable and funny). If looks didn't matter I'd be hot shit.

Too bad I am an ugly, balding lanklet.

and stay there for good

piss off
"if you're against feminism and sjw's you're a neo nazi"

this is what you sound like

do you realize what website youre on?
what is so hard to understand about once women grow to be 18+ they love money more than anything

yes you might get cheated on a few times but she will never let your money slip away, you can visit prostitutes if shes being a bitch, otherwise a comfy once a week sex marriage is ahead of you with a quite cute golddigger
>implying I don't still have autism
>implying I wouldn't murder my wife if she ever cheated on me
romania and poland here i come
my chart won't load or something I'm confused?
>Desired in Poland
>Live in Lithuania
Atleast i'll save on trip.
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i have bad news for you

Missouri or Alabama for me lads.

Apparently I have a 'decent' chance of finding someone even though I said I have no friends and don't even want a relationship?
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>6.9 is in 100th percentile

>You seem more romantically captivating than nearly all women.
>You appear better at sustaining relationships than nearly all women.
>You seem pickier than nearly all women.
>Your odds of finding a compatible partner are about average for a women.
>6th most compatible group: Greek life

My first foray into r9k went better than expected.
>You seem more romantically captivating than nearly all men.
>You appear better at sustaining relationships than nearly all men
>You seem pickier than nearly all men
>Your odds of finding a compatible partner are better than the majority of men.
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Is anyone from these 4 states?

Out of these 4, only New Mexico finds me desirable

>slow burn = boring
you're a wife, not a girlfriend. it's not that they can't commit - you're literally less spontaneous and less fun in a relationship than 100 percent of women.
one of the questions is self awareness...

lmao you are the opposite of what you say, surely?
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Wow! A 9.3 for my current career. Glad to have this job
I got 20% for men and 0% for women

>You appear better at sustaining relationships than the majority of men.

I've had 1 relationship in my life and it didn't go to well

>Unconventional types are free spirits, who march to the beat of their own drummer. These casual types value taking a slower pace through life. Not bound by custom or convention, they could care less about popular trends and fads and, instead, feel free to creatively approach all they do. Others are drawn to their uniqueness, free spirit and artistic nature. Those who are Unconventional enjoy spending time with others, yet recharge when alone and engrossed in a creative project. With their slower, laid back approach to life, they are driven by creativity and their desire not be constrained by any social standard.

I'm low on every stat there, kek

>Your odds of finding a compatible partner are better than nearly all men.

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easy shit boys
At first I thought it wasn't trustworthy as I was better for short and long term relationships and am apparently an ideal partner, which seems like horseshit
But then it told me my chances of finding someone are 0%, and I knew it was accurate
Who else /upper quartile/?
>Be military SOF
>No women
>Be very slightly bisexual
>Because program sees I am slightly bisexual and only interact with men, It puts my score for getting a women at 0.0 and men at like 95%
>Only attracted to twinks, co workers out of the question
Well that was a bloody waste of time
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Am I doing well?
>Apparently am completely unable to hold a relationship
>Top Job Fields Where You're Desired: Student (10), Unemployed (9.9)
>Top Compatible Ethnic: Native American (wat)
Huh, seems about right. Though it's nice to have a graph nicely telling you what you already knew.
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>You seem more romantically captivating than nearly all men.

gf count:1

>Other men may be better at fostering long-term relationships.

Fuck my life then, that's exactly what i wanted

>You seem pickier than the majority of men
This is clearly bullshit,i have no deal breakers except that she has to take care of her body (i lift and have a decent diet, why do i have to be the only one in the relationship?) and it gives me this

>Your odds of finding a compatible partner are better than the majority of men.

Also, apparently next year i'm going to go full hermit mode and what the fuck is up with puerto ricans liking me?
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Pic. It's realistic.
>le datamine test
Not today fucker.
>This is clearly bullshit,i have no deal breakers except that she has to take care of her body (i lift and have a decent diet, why do i have to be the only one in the relationship?) and it gives me this
Please stop being so fatphobic.
hey buddy come to the tim hortons
Say sure.
Give specific space/tabe/etc.
be at cafe but not in space
See who sits in space
If no one, you're not sitting there like an idiot. If hot, good, if uggo, escape. Etc.

Not rocket science anon

Also, everything on yikyak is fake.
Oh no, this is actually really sad...
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Wow this test is depressing. My results are devastating.
Same graphic here >>26532565
And the other results are just as bad.
Well, now I know that there's no point in wasting my time with hope
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>Textlexss pxosts xare nxot alloxwed.
they say the only place where i could possibly find a match is puerto rico. what the fuck. why. no i don't want that
you can sleep on my couch
I got that too. Also dont understand the selectivity score, "you got a high score so you're less picky, but having a high score is bad because being more picky is bad"? It didn't ask how picky I was.
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