>women everywhere find me disgusting >men on r9k laugh

>too handsome to be a robot
>too ugly to have gf
>just right to browse dank memes

>>26519437
I hate you too, Pedro

>psycho mulatto posts another thread fishing for complements

There's like three, legitimately psychotic mulattos who tripfag or avatarfag on here. They're literally nuts. I think we'll eventually see scientific evidence that mixed race people have a higher occurrence of mental illness.

Why do 8/10 handsomes always post their pics on here? You might be a robot if you're that autistic but don't act like your looks are the problem

Honestly you're not ugly but my god do you have the most annoying personality. All you do is complain and seem to be super needy. Seriously focus on you and stop putting other people over yourself.

>>26519525
8/10s have girls approach THEM.

>>26519542
>just... focus on yourself
Thanks Chad.

File: ss+(2015-09-13+at+12.49.23).jpg (367KB, 1609x933px) Image search: [Google]

367KB, 1609x933px

>>26519515
They like to complain.

I look like a chad too. 6'3", green eyes, broad shoulders, lantern jaw.

Most of the girls who like me are weird religious chicks and super petite girls who want to be dominated. Girls I like want nothing to do with me. Or they play hard to get and I'm way too beta to pursue someone after getting turned down.

>>26519577
I'm a girl and I'm literally telling you to stop focusing so much on girls.

>>26519437
>thinking no gf makes you a robot

your a failed normie almost at cyborg level

>>26519474
>too handsome to be a robot

its all mental good looking people can be autists too

File: 1407744533471.jpg (68KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 700x700px

>>26519634
>girls who like me
>like me
Get out of my thread
I don't even have that
Also I'm not Chad, so don't say that you're Chad "too" as if to imply that I'm one.

>>26519653
First off, It's likely that you aren't a girl. On the off chance that you are however, go fuck yourself. You decide to give me shit advice as opposed to being my gf and solving the problem? Fuck off.

>>26519634
just fuck off please or give me some of those chicks you don't like

>>26519731
Lol, dating someone isn't going to solve your problems. You're autistic as fuck and will always be. Focusing on other things that make you happy instead of crying over girls/boys will make your life so much easier.
People are shit and aren't worth going crazy over.

>>26519600
Holyshit, Mullatoe here. I've used almost every statement in that macro at least once.

Especially that second thread. What the fuck is it about redheads?

>>26519798
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributin to the thread, whore.

File: 1451234250094-wsg.gif (1MB, 250x213px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 250x213px

>>26519663
> good looking people can be autists too

>>26519882
Fuck you retard I'll reply if I want to.
Keep complaing everyday on /r9k/ and keep feeling sorry for yourself. You're not entitled to date someone.

>>26519882
>This autismo
Maybe you aren't gettin wet because you look latino/indian
>tfw arab lookin mullatoe

>>26519959
I am most definitely entitled to a gf.
Get the fuck out of you godforsaken degenerate beast.

File: FB_IMG_1455137127805.jpg (21KB, 400x375px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 400x375px

>>26519437
Oh where oh where have my previous mods went

>>26519437
I think you're lying for lols or a big pussy, either way I don't care and just wanted to let you know that you're a pussy

File: 1453690633566.jpg (76KB, 509x720px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 509x720px

>>26519798
>you'll never get a gf just become a monk
Dayum, just dayum.

>>26520036
Why would I pretend to be a virgin? My virginity has been the bane of my existence, and you think I would willingly call myself one if it were not true?

>>26520133
I'm not saying he's ugly but you have to admit his personality is terrible. He needs to focus on turning down that autism or date a girl with autism.

Like I said yesterday OP, you have the looks but you have no swag at all. Just by looking at your face I can tell you're a virgin. You have no confidence and you're probably socially awkward.

You have to go approach girls, laugh, flirt, not take yourself so seriously.

>>26520177
>stop being autistic
>on r9k
Just fuck off you neurotypical piece of shit. Why are you even here you foul cunt?

>>26519653
get the fuck out you fucking roasite whore

HOW DO WE SHUT THIS UNDERAGE FAGGOT DOWN

HE NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD BECAUSE BEING A RETARD NORMIE IS NOT THE SAME THING AS BEING A ROBOT

>>26519437
god this board has turn to shit.chads now come to this board,normies are everywhere,roastie whores think they have a place here.
i think i am going to wizard chan

>>26520212
I'm not saying you need to stop being autistic on /r9k/ but if you act the same way when talking to females then I can see why you don't have a girlfriend.
Me? I'm just an ugly nerd maybe a little autistic but definitely not as much as you. If anything I just have an avoidant personality disorder along with anger issues and some other things.

>>26520319
Go fuck yourself and die

>>26519437
you look sort of like me

>>26520319
Girls don't even talk to me, what the fuck are you on about? Aside from family members and forced interaction such as the store, I don't talk to women. They despise me and view me to worse than something they would wipe from their feet at the end of the day. I can't believe that you're such a normalfag you assumed I even had the social capability to converse with women. Get out. Just fucking leave.

>>26519437
Where are you from dude? You look Dominican.

>>26520407
No one you see on the street views you as anything unless you're a smelly hobo or something similar.
Stop being so full of yourself thinking random females you see actually pay attention to you if you don't personally know them or start a small conversation.
Unless you're going to bars or places people hook up females aren't going to just come up and talk to you unless you have a lot of money and show it somehow.

>>26520014
god that pic

used to watch that damn show, it was mind poisen
all it was was star bouncing around while the producers tried to make everyone else look as bland and boring as posible. even the characters mentioning how boring they are while star was being a the star "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME IM SO AWSOUM"

finely snapped out of it, glad i forced myslef to stop watching that show

>>26520499
I'm half Dominican, but Dominican as in Dominica, not the Dominican Republic.
I live in America.
>>26520544
I know that females are inherently cruel and evil. I know that they love to watch all ugly, socially inept males such as myself suffer. Just as you're doing in this thread. Laughing at me and berating me for not being to socially prominent Chad you feel that you deserve. Fuck off. Elliot was right about you, every last one of you.

>>26520601
>to
Meant to type "the".

>>26520601
You're not even ugly though. I'm sure females would talk to you if you worked on your social skills but just remember that you don't deserve anything in this world. Some people aren't as lucky as others and have to work on getting what they want.

>>26519437
Jus b urself lul
Oralginal gommint

>>26519437
Hey, famo, I haven't seen you on here in a while. I figured you got a gf and forgot about us.

>>26520651
That's rich, coming from a woman. You who were born into this world knowing that you would receive whatever you desired despite being the ugly fuck you are.
Leave me the fuck alone. Take your shit advice BACK to normieville

>>26519437
well you have the looks how the hell you don't have the social skills?good looking guys always have good social skills,but why are you different?

File: 1454984155213.jpg (1MB, 2310x1781px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2310x1781px

>>26520776
Because I'm not good looking to women.
>>26520707
Nah, I'm still here. I'll always be here.

>>26520713
Actually I don't receive anything at all because I'm not a whore. You have to be a whore when you're ugly to receive anything. And that's why I just focus on myself and don't bother with other people anymore.

>>26521019
Then that's your own fault. You at least have the opportunity. Now fuck off please.

>>26521019
>is a roasty
>is toastie
kek, gj OP

File: ye-no no NO.webm (385KB, 952x532px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 952x532px

>>26519437
I believe you OP, you literally post here all fucking day and you are a massive attention whore. There's actually a growing number of robots who look scientifically good but the features just don't add up and they will never get gf, so they come to /r9k/ where the standards are low as fuck and people pat each other on the back so they can delude themselves into believing they're somebody. I used to do it until I realized this place is a funhouse mirror.

I'm begging you, OP, stop trying to make cutesy stoic faces. Nobody thinks it looks good on anything less than a model. The only advice I can give you is to smile because every picture you post (excessively) makes you look like an insecure, ostentatious narcissist

If this is how you act in real life I can see why nobody likes you.

>>26521528
>smile
Hello normalfuck. How about no? I will continue to use my resting face. Why do retards even give this shit advice? How do you even just smile without laughing at something?

>>26521562
I mean stop puckering your lips and squinting, you faggot retard.

>>26521628
I'm not you faggot normie. Do you want me to push my lips out and make my eyes bulge?

Pretty sure I talked to you on omegle.
Keep your head up, m80.

>>26521722
T-Thanks lad. I'll try for you.

>>26520316
He's been posting here for awhile newfag. You should leave as well as OP

>>26519864
it's evolution trying to bring back a white majority in the population

>>26519515
>psycho mulatto
That's got a nice ring to it.

2 hours and it's still up.

Stop eating hot pockets already.

>>26519437
Your a cute fucker, man.
I'm sure girls find you looks attractive
Maybe you need to work on your personality
chin up!

File: IGOATbh.jpg (381KB, 746x982px) Image search: [Google]

381KB, 746x982px

>>26522262
I appreciate you giving me useless advice in a nicer from, but it's still useless. I'm not attractive to women.

>>26522303
>from
Form

>>26519437
Kill yourself. Or atleast dont dilute our gene pool further with your nig genes.

>>26519437
you can be handsome, and never get girls.
Believe it or not but a huge amount comes down to personality. I saw a fat Mexican kids pull a 10/10 Latin qt because he was fucking hilarious and charismatic as fuck.

Meanwhile, i've gotten compliments for having "beautiful eyes" and guys tell me I'm so lucky for being white and stuff, but I have the social skills of an autistic buffalo.

Oh look at it there it is this fucking nigger again god am i tired of seeing his negro face? Why cant this sub human fuck off back to the ghetto?

>>26522303
I'm not attractive but I still have a gf, you just gotta find a girl that matches your autistic personality, it's possible but hard because most autists don't socialize a lot so it's hard to find them

>>26522769
You're so edgy with that racism mate

>>26522599
Fucking this. I've had girls come up to me on the bus and say I'm hot yet I am the most friendless person you will ever meet simply because as soon as I open my mouth they run away.

File: 1444772699771.png (48KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 600x600px

>>26520836
>I'll always be here.
Same here. I-it could be worse.

>>26522839
Perhaps it could be worse anon. But it will definitely never get better.
Fuck me up famo.

>>26522855
At least you got dubs there.

File: 1452910046869.jpg (41KB, 250x391px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 250x391px

>>26520601
>you're half Dominican
It's a small country there's a good chance you're related to me, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

>>26522988
Onii-chan, show me your ways.

File: image_2.img[1].jpg (32KB, 616x346px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 616x346px

sup OP? how was the pro bowl?

>>26523032
I have no ways to show you but my dad is dominican and he's from a big family and he had a lot of kids and his brothers and sisters had a decent amount of kids.
You could be my half-brother or cousin for all I know, shit's weird.

Your the first non-family member (potentially) to even mention that country to me.

>>26523092
Any last names you could give me?

>>26523175
You first boyo.

>>26523216
Anything beginning in an E, perhaps?

>>26523297
No, an A.
Was a strong possibility for a second there.

>>26523378
Ah, OK then. If you know anyone there that has a last name which begins in an E, they may be related to me.

File: received_10206977264242544.jpg (29KB, 1044x918px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 1044x918px

OP DO YOU LIVE IN NEW HARTFORD?

>>26523651
Absolutely not. Do I have a doppelganger there?

>>26523724
Yeah, like legit down to the blond hair tips

>>26523743
Are you thinking of Odell Beckham Jr? He's in East Rutherford not new hartford

>>26523757
Why are you forcing this meme so hard? Jesus.
>>26523743
Well, I'm wayyyy south of New Hartford. I'm in a completely different state.

>>26523808
okay OBJ

>>26519437
You look like a chad.

Just take acting lessons and research movies where there are chad characters and you'll be smashing women in no time.

Well, that's if the pic in the op is you of course...

>>26523875
Apparently I have an impersonator now; but yes, it's me. Also, I'm not a chad.

>>26523903
Meant to put a comma, not a semicolon.

bump for no raisin

>>26524978
Well, thanks for bumping my thread
Were you bored?

>>26519542
>someone actually think r9k reflects any personality in these short meme filled posts.
I'm pretty concerned.

>>26525026
You're welcome, and yes. Are you bored too?

>>26525054
Absolutely. It's 1 AM and I'm here watching "dances" as I shitpost

>>26525074
What other threads are you in, famm?

>>26525167
Top secret my friend :)

>>26525227
Y-you too, friend.

>>26519437
what type of girl are u attracted to? i ask this becuase maybe in your eyes, only one type of girl's opinion matters, when the other girls who you don't bat an eye lash at drool over you.

File: 1455376759165.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x1836px

>>26525295
Honestly, I'd pretty much take anything. All she would have to do is remain faithful to me/not be horribly overweight. I've given up on standards. A guy like me can't have those.

>>26525295
If I was a mod I'd just ban you. Jesus Christ.

>>26525315
You could probably find a gf like that, as long as she's not a prude or something.

>>26525438
Of what relevance does her being a prude or not hold? Do you mean to insinuate that I am only capable of finding a promiscuous girl?

>>26525560
No, I meant if she's not mean or something. I think you deserve a kind gf, tbhm8

>>26525740
Have you read his posts? All he got is looks. He's quite vapid.

>>26525794
Just a few of them, mostly the first ones. I left for a bit and didn't read many of the ones that were posted during the time I was gone.

>>26525794
Is this just the butthurt girl who keeps calling me autistic?
Go away.
>>26525740
I won't ever get one. Women hate me.

File: 1443662216195.png (3KB, 194x247px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 194x247px

>>26525820
Why do they hate you, though?

>>26525740
https://desustorage.org/_/search/username/brotherhood/page/2/

Here is his trip. His personality is toxic

File: 1451535602927.jpg (9KB, 575x244px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 575x244px

>>26525860
As foretold by the Dark Lord himself, they are inherently evil beings who exist solely to feast off of the suffering of men such as myself. The ugly, socially inept men whose teeth begin to chatter when within 10 feet of them.

>>26525820
No its a person who was lurking and saw that you're vapid and this one anon falls for your looks. Which is fine but anon should be informed at least.

File: 044.jpg (14KB, 246x250px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 246x250px

Op did you seriously fucking come here to post a picture of yourself (Trying your hardest to look attractive which is failing. Yeah I'm no idiot I can see you clenching your jaw and squinting your eyes faggot) and expect people to say shit like "REEEEE FUCK OFF CHAD" and "but he's like a 10000/10?!?!?!?"

Did you HONESTLY come to r9k fishing for compliments?

with that stupid over used "I'M SO UGLY IN THIS PICTURE DON'T LOOK AT IT" teen on facebook bulllshit?

Are you actually fucking serious?

Well here's a newsflash for you kid. You ARE ugly. You look like some kind of nigger-mexican inbred with all the worst features with your nigger lips and nose and strange fucking ears and some tryhard soccer haircut. 4/10 at best

>Never had friends
That's why you have snapchat right?

>>26525909
>it's a person
How does corrections even work. Why in->its

>>26525868
>he has such a bad pesonalityyy omgggg
Oh would you fuck off. Women and normalfags have done this to me. Unbelievable how neurotypicals such as yourself can act surprised.

>>26525904
They are pretty evil. I feel sorry for the robots that want a gf and can't get one because women, as a whole, are rude bitches. I don't have a gf either.

>>26525927
That was fucking savage.

Correct but fucking savage nonetheless

>>26525927
Triggered you have I?
Guarantee the person posting this is a fatass. Quit being asshurt.

>>26525932
>Women and normalfags have done this to me

muh im a victim

>>26525932
>surprised
No not really.

>>26525956
>I did something stupid
>the person calling me out for it must be a fatass
No I'm just not a dumb attention seeking teenage fag? And I also happen to hate people who are like that. Butthurt that I called you out, friend? :')

>>26519525
Idk I'm an 8/10 handsome, but I'm a robot because I have crippling social anxiety and I'm 5'6" (the former partially stems from the latter). Doesn't matter how attractive my face is when I'm a fucking midget.

>>26526064
Why would you take the time to even type out a post like that if you weren't some fatass who is an even bigger loser than I am? Am I expected to believe that some normal person really took time out of their day to berate someone on r9k for posting their self? Chances are you're in an even WORSE situation than I am.

Have a fedora tip.

>>26519437
>>26519525
>OP samefagging to try and get his little compliments ball rolling
Kek just go

>>26526111
Maybe he had an opinion he liked to express. You act like normal people don't complain.

File: omg_cry_by_addmedia-d7uzeih.gif (12KB, 50x50px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 50x50px

v attractive wtf i doubt girls dont like you, they just want you to pull their hair and choke them but are too afraid to ask lmao

>>26521528
Fucking this. Preach brother. Normies post on r9k in hopes of getting one of those

>OMG whatare you doing hereeee
>Chaddd *_*

comments.
Aibt happening cracka.

>>26521562
Seriously,the guy was just giving you advice on how not to look like agiant faggot,stop being such aids.

>>26526111
I think he just doesn't like that you started a thread with your picture for no real reason other than to post your picture and say you're lonely

>>26526111
Why would you take the time to even type out a post like that if you weren't some mad teen trying to damage control? Am I expected to believe that some normal person really took time out of their day to try and recover from getting called out?

You're fishing and it's obvious. And what's worse is you're reacting EXACTLY like teenage girls do when they get called out for their attentionwhoring
>Get exposed
>N-N-No I'm not an attention seeker you're just saying that to feel better about being an ugly fatass!!!

Just leave already and take your dumb "LOOK AT ME!!!!!!" posts to /soc/ where all the other validation seekers go you fucking degenerate

Oh, and to answer your question. Yes, I do expect you believe that a normal person would take time out of their day to ridicule someone for attention seeking. Literally everyone does it when cam-whores post. You're no different, cunt.

>>26526247
>just proving my point again
Ok

File: 2440507-8539254473-13765.jpg (101KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 650x650px

>>26526278
>I have no argument

>>26526278
Seriously stop posting your pictures here, take it to /soc/

>>26525932
No YOU did this to you you'd rather wallow in self pity instead of work on yourself just a little

>>26526313
There's nothing to argue.
>>26526320
"No"

>>26526410
>There's nothing to argue.
You're giving me a headache kid

>>26526410
Facebook tier retards need to stop posting outside of their cancer circle.

File: 1455398185165.jpg (52KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 500x500px

>>26519653
>I'm a girl
>/r9k/
>girl

my sides have completely disintegrated holy fuck

Bumping because of interest to what happens next.

>>26519437
Dude i know who you are lmao, and I know ur dad, & i remember you having a girlfriend in hs

>>26519437
You might as well become a tripfag because all you do is beg for attention. Posting a pic of your face whenever you can. All you are is a worthless, narcissistic, self pitying piece of shit. Fuck off.

>>26519437
If you look like chad then it's how you think and act keeping you from BEING chad.