>at least average looking
>good cook who likes to cook
>likes to clean
>happy with a relatively plebeian standard of living
>will satisfy every sexual demand without being too slutty about things
This doesn't seem like too much to ask for
Not trolling this is genuinely what I look for.
>about equal in looks to me
>not extremely fat, fit, or skinny
>similar interests to me (nerd shit, sports, and nature/history)
>honest and willing to communicate her thoughts and feelings
>likes to be physically and verbally abused
>will never ever refuse any sexual action with me
>cuts off all her male contacts so I can control her completely
>cuts off her female friends as well
>Has a fucking job
>between 20 and 28
>not extremely fat (neither am I btw)
>not a complete normie but also not mentally ill
>not an SJW or feminist
It isn't really that much to ask for but in our case it probably is.
>thinnish, don't really care bout tit size
>nurturing, funny, kind of sad but not in a miserable way,but the kind of sadness that can be shared and alleviated in a good relationship
> I Just want her to love me
>Average looking at least
>Dress well, not showing her skin...
>None or only a little of makeup
>Flexible (I'm flexible too)
>Never had any sexual experience
>Believe on one of the Abrahamic religions
>Be my best friend
>Not shallow or focusing on looks
>Doesn't follow trends
>be at least as intelligent as I am, I hate talking down to people
>have an actual interest in science that isn't the meme factoid bullshit that most people talk about
>be willing to entertain opposing viewpoints even if they are wrong
>not white trash
>no stupid hobbies
>doesn't believe in horoscopes , ghosts fairies ect
>relatively innocent/ kept in
>affectionate but not too overbearing
>actually wants to be with me
How can something so simple be so difficult to find? i feel i've set my standards to what should be relative mediocrity and yet i'm still alone. It's probably the last two that are catching me out the most
If we're being brutally honest...
>Intelligent, not much more than me or I might get intimidated
>Has her own passions and is perfectly capable of having fun without me (I can't want her if she needs me too much)
>Organised mind (I have the opposite so I need the assistance)
>Enjoys sex as much as I do, I lose interest if they're just doing it to please me
>Has a nice face/smile
>I'm capable of those few easy things
yeah no shit, now think about your mom not being there, and you will have to do those over and over until you get so tired of it that you just say fuck it all
>girl who laughs at my shit jokes
>is alright looking
>has morals and doesn't follow stupid trends she sees on the internets
>we both of have the same interests
>is best friend material with girlfriend benefits
This is what I want. Looks aren't even that big of a factor to me.
>will stay at home all day with me and play games
>will not age
>preferably 2d and will also transport me into the 2d world
>will never leave me or lust over another person
>every post involves some sort of obedient good looking women that shares your hobby
>high school dropouts
No, it's actually middle aged Mexicans and white drug addicts. Nobody trusts kids to cook anywhere except fast food and that is LITERALLY just heating up some tendies
>okay looking (im not that picky, my past gf was ugly by most peoples' standards but I wasn't phased)
>Have decent, in depth conversations with, and also appreciates my humor.
>not mentally ill
>fine with physical contact
I don't even think that is much to ask for, like at all. This is coming from an ugly 4/10 with weight issues though.
>Isn't a bitch or a slut
That's it. I can get past philosophical and political differences. If she's religious I don't care. So long as we get along and she accepts that we might not agree on some things too I'm okay with that. She just has to be pretty (to me, and I find a fair amount of women pretty so long as they aren't uncleanly and fat) and be feminine. So many fucking women at my work pull this "haha I'm not very girly XD" shit and its so unattractive. Be a fucking woman please. Don't act like a man. Why. Why. Why do they think that shit is good.
I'd also like for her to not be a slut that flirts with every guy and is incredibly sexual. My sex drive isn't incredibly high so I'm not going to satisfy a nympho.
Is that too much to ask for? A nice girl that keeps herself up and gets along with me?
I've had multiple chances to get a girl like that and I fucked them all up. There's one I'm still not over. Pic related.
I don't have some strange archetype by which I filter out the females I meet as potential romantic interests. If I begin to like someone I take it from there. This thread is potent evidence of the amount of autism saturating this board.
When AI female robot is a thing I will buy it no matter the cost
>customisation (breast or butt size or even iq)
>won't cheat on you
>never complain about you
>download skills into her hard drive
>you can kill her if you want
>doesn't constantly need my support for her issues
>not a drama whore
>has sex with me
>shares some interests with me
>likes good music, or admits her music tastes are poor
>fine with my bisexuality
>can argue her point well
>like's to lean on me
Honestly the girls i get with are usually a little needy, I guess i kinda like that. I also like girls who are kinda motherly (as in they make sure im dressed well, and consul me in shitty situations. In conclusion I like girls who need me, but then also are there for me. You can already see my psychological problems.
Nothing at all, except those standards will make sure that you are never going to have a relationship if the r9k poster stereotype fits you. Plus, you are still going to have problem with not having a relationship.
>anywhere between 4 - 6 /10
>height between 4'11 - 5'4
>small breasts, nothing over b cup
>genuinely likes anime and not fotm shit like sao and opm
>genuinely likes vidya and not casual shit like lol and zelda
>be introverted and not like going out very often
>high sex drive without being a cheating slut (this is probably asking too much)
i think that covers it, traditional stuff like cooking and cleaning no longer exists in western women and i'm used to doing those things myself anyway
>except those standards will make sure that you are never going to have a relationship
You don't think I know that?
I'm going to die alone because there's nobody good enough for me and I'm not good enough for anybody.
In other words, any girl I could attract isn't one I would prefer to be in a relationship with rather than be alone and I can't just delude myself like normalfags into settling for less just to touch a vagina.
>average looks, as long as she ages well, isn't over weight and has long hair (ideally black or dark brown)
>nice voice, this is a must.
>Thinks before she speaks, knows what she doesn't know, generally well adjusted to her place in the world
>Virgin and faithful, a must obviously
>Shares my fetishes
I hope that's not too much to ask for.
>not significantly or disproportionately overweight
>not a vapid, narcissistic, constantly selfie taking normie
>get's along with me
>helps me want to do things but not overly pushy
>Don't really care about looks. Concerned about weight and will try to get you to slim down if you are an unhealthy weight, but aside from that I don't really care.
>is a complete social autist, or is at least able to empathize with one.
>Actively pursuing some kind of creative outlet, whether its writing music or drawing/animating or programming, or whatever.
>Also heavily invested in games (kind of important cause I'm a gamedev), music, animation, art, etc. (At least enough to have conversations about and happy to share and enjoy stuff together)
>typically likes hanging out indoors, but doesn't mind going out every so often
>isnt really driven or defined by sexuality (but likes to have some fun every now and then)
>is ok with the fact that I'm a huge fag and like a lot of gay furry porn (but am neither gay nor furry, honest) and shit like that.
>doesn't ever want kids ever. maybe.
>is cool with dating a dumb ugly idiot fag shitter
>is also not phased by my constant self-deprecation (I can put up with yours if you do the same)
you can submit your resume at xXrune_scimmyx@aol.com for further review
Cute. Slender and womanly. No children, doesn't want any. Non smoker, no drug addictions, including "therapies" since psychiatric meds dry out vag/reduce libido/wrinkle you prematurely too (hence why I said no smoking as well) ......
think pretty much any rather cute female on chaturbate, nearly any SEC gymnastics team member......
unfortunately...... my fetish my type.... the only thing that actually gets me off would humiliate me.
and there's just no realistic proxy....
ps slutty without stds and broken but functions without "meds" is also fucking GREAT!
So after you fuck her in the ass she can fuck you? And since shes cleanly and likes cleaning, she wont make a mess. And youll clean up yours by yourself. Oh and she doesnt feel like makingndinner one night, so youll be making it the way she likes?
>I'm a huge fag and like a lot of gay furry porn (but am neither gay nor furry, honest)
>Thin (hell, "thin" might even be an overstatement I'd just accept "not fat")
>Has a face that I at least find somewhat cute
>Not addicted to social media
>Has her own tastes/interests and likes shit besides what's "cool" and trendy
>Actually has female friends and doesn't pull that "I just like hanging out with guys tehe xD" shit
Maybe this isn't realistic though.
To some of you, it sounds like high standards but keep in mind this was the fucking norm not too long ago and still is in some parts of the world. Girls like this make up maybe 1 in every 200 now, and most of them are in relationships.
>Shares at least one common hobby with me
>Is willing to try things before shitting on them
>Attractive enough to at least keep me hard during sex
>Is not a SJW/Feminist
Not impossible, but fairly hard to find.
Is not a basic normie bitch
Will at least consider some of my weird fetishes.
Is not skinny af but not a complete land whale that would be hard to go in public with.
Will talk with me about personal things.
Can cook and clean when I am not their to do said things for her.
Has a job(even low income job)
Does not want to have kids till we have a decent savings fund.
Will consider opting out of most if not all of the diaper phase and adopting.
My ex said seemed like the type but I am not one to initiate pda so we grew apart and she started dating her chad ex bf.
Could also be a gay bara type guy that works out.
>"I just want an average looking-girl
>posts pic of girl far-above average looking
what she wants in return
> at least average looking
> financial security for the two of you and at least two children
> no freaky stuff or butt stuff
> mechanically inclined
> 5'11" or taller
I meet all those requirements except for the financial security but I'm working on that
I'm about as vanilla as it gets when it comes to sex I've done it all and realized that about myself
O sorry I forgot I was about as ugly as it gets
I just want an average looking girl
If you haven't been fixing cars and air conditioning units and televisions (I remember when tv's had tubes and weighed 100 lb) since childhood you ain't mechanically inclined nigga
>Relatively fit, at least can go for runs and hikes with me
>Actually enjoys my company
>Can hold real and interesting conversation
>Shares at least some interests with me
>Won't cuck me
I feel like that really isn't much to ask.
wait surely that's only like 5% of people though
I mean I'm not a complete spastic, I know what the stuff in a toolbox is for and I've helped my dad put up a fence and a basketball hoop etc
I'm sure I could get to the stage of having decent handyman abilities
I don't think girls expect you to be able to fix air conditioning units and that sorta shit
Alright, here goes:
>not fat (chubby is ok)
>not dumb (average is ok)
>helps motivate me to be more social, but is also cool with sitting in on a friday/saturday watching movies
>is politically moderate (can lean left or right, but doesn't go on about privilege or complain about "liberals" constantly)
>is either committed to her faith and takes it seriously or has no faith
>has at least a 5/10 face (because I'm about a 5/10)
>wasn't born into a wealthy family
>would preferably is black like me but i'm open to any race
Is that really too much to ask for? I figure I have enough negative aspects for my personality that I can compromise and accept some of hers.
If people on death row got a choice on how to be executed so long as it doesn't harm others, I would purposely get on death row just so I can have my cause of death to be suffocation via Brie's thighs.
>Girl; hell i'd even take submissive guys at this point (Not just traps!)
>Won't break my heart by cheating on me
>I have a massive Saviour Complex (ironically) so I find your mental problems attractive
>Looks don't really matter, just look human
>Likes to cuddle
>Enjoys nature walks every once in a while
...I may be asking for a tad bit much.
>le classic "realistic" gf thread
>"I DEMAND AN ABOVE AVERAGE 9/10 QT THAT IS THE LOWEST I'LL SETTLE FOR"
>White or lighter Latina or Middle Eastern
>Average to chubby
>Spiritual but not religious or follows family religion out of tradition, no euphoria or religious fanaticism plz
>Likes hiking and camping
>No exes or friendzoned boytoys hanging around gunning for me
>>I have a massive Saviour Complex (ironically) so I find your mental problems attractive
Mentally ill girls aren't like they are on TV/books/comics, dude. You think it'll be like Scott Pilgrim or Questionable Content but once you deal with all the cheating and suicide threats you'll realize the awful truth...
You do realize the anon above you is literally just looking for anyone with the ability to cuddle, right?
Has to Meet:
>Minimal tattoos and piercings
>Not a ridiculously high number of former partners (between 0 and 2 is ideal given that I've had 1)
>Can't be asexual or waiting until marriage
>No kids and no strong desire to have a kid
>About as awkward as me
>Not big into fashion and celebrity gossip
>Doesn't talk openly about our sex life
Let's crunch the numbers back of the envelope style. It should be obvious, but I'm going to estimate pretty generously.
7b people * 0.5 gives 3.5b women.
Men, unlike women, rate female attractiveness on the normal curve, so greater than average is half of all women, 3.5 *0.5 gives 1.75b women.
"Happy with a relatively plebeian style of living" cuts out, say, the top 50% of earners. Let's assume women's earnings are distributed roughly evenly to men. 1.75b*0.5 gives 0.875b.
Additionally, of these 0.875b women, not all are in your age range. Many are too young, or too old. Approximately half of these women are younger than 18, and older than 40. Let's just stick with half to keep things simple, but realize that we're being really generous with the age range here.
0.875*0.5 gives 0.4375b.
Now for cooking well it gets harder since stats aren't as well defined. Google gives 68% of women (in the states) cooking on a daily basis for their household, so let's go with that.
>link:first link on Google from Time magazine, can't be fucked to dick around with the spam filter.
0.68*0.4375b = .2975b
As you can see OP you've got just under 300 million women to choose out of our starting point of 3.5b, and we haven't even touched the sexual stuff or restrictions based on proximity to you, language barriers, etc. What the average robot considers (myself included) to be a basic list of bare minimums for a girl is actually incredibly restrictive. It's fine tohave standards, just realize that they're usually part of the reason why you're alone.
Nigger take a chill pill goddamn
she's pretty HIGH TEST
at least for a white girl
Mentally ill chicks are a fucking nightmare
I dated one for 5 years and my shit got pretty fucked up as a consequence
Damn near two years removed from that shit and still recovering, not trying to get over her I did that almost immediately but mentally illness will break down people who are around it not just the sufferer themselves
Sure, if your dick is bigger than mine.
Not much of a challenge
>i find her physically attractive (i don't have very high standards so this should be easy)
> finds me physically attractive (this is the hard part.)
> is a nice, caring person
> can talk to her without spaghetti
> not required but bonus if we like some of the same things
Please don't poison the high test well. Thanks.
>Average or above
>Interesting to talk to
>Isn't a whore
I bet that's probably too much to ask for these days.
anon she doesn't even have an ass..
you do know that boobs are basically fake asses, right?
If that's all you want out of her, and you'll take care of everything else, those are feasible standards, only a little above what the average man could expect.
But if you want her financially contributing and/or raising kids, it'd take a miracle to also get all you asked for.
Honestly, I want a homeless gf.
Not because I want to be the one who saved her, or because I get off on dependence.
It's just that I have my own place and I don't want it cluttered up with some slut's garbage. No, my bedroom would not be improved by a massive vanity dresser. No, I don't need two couches. No, I don't want to put my nendoroids in the dumpster.
On top of not fucking up my layout I have to admit some enthusiasm for the gratitude-fueled promiscuity that would ensue.
I don't want my wife to work but I would like to have kids and cooking and cleaning is part of raising kids, I don't expect a Korean-tier level of cleanliness but a well put together and kept home isn't too much to ask out of anyone
Fucking price of oil is crushing my earnings ability (petro engineer wooooo)
The thing is the top 25% of men that you're talking about only exists when looking at it as men look at women
If you're confident and can provide a middle class lifestyle there's no reason why what he wants is out of reach
Confidence is the hard part needless to say given that everyone here myself included doesn't have any
>wonder if I'm getting cheated on that night
that too. and pretty much all that op said. I don't know about the "every sexual demand" part, because I don't know if I would be able to do the same for a girl. But like someone else said, it shouldn't be too much to ask a girl to do what you would do in return. It's not the case in this day and age though. MOST women just fuck chads, and then leech off of the successful "good" guys when they get older. It's not even a female problem though, I just think our modern societal values are backwards, and women's behavior is just a symptom of that.
>have a gf
>dream gf is my current gf except not depressed and cripplingly anxious
>MOST women just fuck chads, and then leech off of the successful "good" guys when they get older
Some do that's for certain but I wouldn't say most
There's not a lot of men out there that women will put out for just on looks or status alone
>doesn't give a shit that i'm neet and will never work/study. doesn't value people by their job/status/wealth/superficial bullshit
>actually LIKES ME and my personality (quiet, gentle, shy), not just 'accepts' it and wishes that I was different
>doesn't mind staying in, doesn't think me "boring"
>wants to be around me/have me around them
>smart enough to have a conversation about things outside of pop culture
>not a cunty, feministic bitch
>finds me physically attractive
>has a face that I find attractive
Oh god, normally I wouldn't reveal my gender but that's horrifying. That's about all I wear since they used to send out coupons for a free pair every couple months.
I always pick the brief style, maybe that's why they cover everything but the other sizes still have normal crotches in themThey're literally just normal underwear...
>under 200 lbs
>at least attempts to clean themselves up on a regular basis
>honest and willing to communicate if there are problems
>has a sense of humor and can laugh at herself sometimes
>takes commitment seriously
Realistic enough? All shit I can manage on a work-home schedule. I don't expect any less than what I can do at least.
You degenerate robofucker. Toasters are your enemy, not your friend.
>smarter than average, a little or a lot idc
>works out at least once per week
>long, luscious hair
>not a liberal
>believes in everything i believe in
>able to make lots of babies with me
>doesn't complain too much
>actually loves me
>some more things but who cares anyways, haha
Wtf should I do guys? I was just screwing around on Yik Yak and a girl asked me if I wanted to grab coffee with her at the school cafe. I'm obviously not expecting a good-looking girl, but it could be good practice to talk to a girl. It just seems really weird. I know tons of people meet on tinder though, so is it THAT weird? There's also a pretty good chance she'll forget entirely.
More for me.
Replace that first one with
>at least 200 lb.
and then it's perfect.
It'll never happen
>white guys can't be robots.
Everyone else except Asians and maybe Indians start out with the benefit of the doubt. When people see me their metal detectors beeps and the sprinklers in my eyes go off.
add black to that
>literally the race everyone hates or treat as their clowns
Honestly, I only want a warm body to cuddle and stick my dick in, preferably though she wouldn't be an idiot or too below average looking. Good taste in media would be nice too.
Asking too much will leave you disappointed, other people will never really bring you satisfaction.
>Somewhat decent looking. Their body doesn't matter massively unless they are excessively skinny like a skeleton or fat like a hippo.
>likes to have fun
>can take me out of my comfort zone a little but respects my need for alone time
>similar interests in stuff like videogames, cooking, comics, shitposting. I'm not too elitist about what she's into. I'm pretty open minded, but as long as it isn't weird like having a scat porn fetish I can deal with it.
>is loyal and willing to put effort in. I don't want someone who just sits on the sidelines. I see so many women like this just floating around expecting things to happen for them. I don't want that . I want a girl with a bit of initiative (and common sense).
But people don't assume you're bots. Not me and my peers atleast. You will always have that 'maybe he's a thug', but you also get judged as a cool dude if that's somehow overridden (by dressing non-hood for instance).
It's a shame it is like this though.
I just need a nice girl that I can take to restaurants with me.
It's an incredibly lonely feeling having to eat out alone, year after year.
One time I went to an Izakaya restaurant by myself. Everyone around me was with family and friends, laughing and drinking. I left with an empty stomach, and an empty heart.
>Actually likes music, not just one of those girls that """"likes"""" music
>Older than me would be nice, but I don't care about age
>interested in philosophy, history, and language
>Smarter than me (not difficult to achieve)
I hope this isn't too much
Well you'd probably find 60% of women your age physically attractive enough to date. Of that 60% maybe 45% have a decent personality? And then of that 45%, most would have good hygiene and be std free.
So you're looking at about 40% of women. Not too bad.
>wears qt skirts but also cool streetwear like beanies and jeans
>clingy, but knows when to fuck off
>not overly sexual
>same sense of humor
>some sort of job or career
>doesn't want kids
>realizes she will ALWAYS come second to my cat
>has own interests
>no male friends
>open to foreign media like anime, Spanish soaps, and Korean gangster movies
>bonus: she knows her memes
Also has to praise Yeezus
All of the people that I've known since grade school are broke and picky fucks who only eat at Tim Hortans.
The most "exotic" places they've gone to are Korean run AYCE sushi joints. It's like pulling teeth to get them to drop over 10 bucks on a meal.
>glasses preferred but not necessary
>can take a joke and not be offended
>not fat but not a skellington
>above average intelligence
>not a whore, but not a prude
this is based off someone i know
i wont get her tho :(
>have a nice hobby
>loves me more than anyone
>sex is great
>short black hair (bit shorter than pic rel)
Fuck your lower level dream gfs
What about this short?
This woman is my goddess
>brunette or black hair
>younger than me 1-3 years
> must be a qt
>can cook and likes it
>likes same music tastes
>likes to play vidya with me
>virgin or very limited sexual experience and 0-1 previous bfs
i could go on.
I don't really give a shit about the sex, can wait till marriage for all I care.
Woman, however, needs to be attractive and fit.
Need to trust her and genuinely fall for her (actually enjoy spending time with her).
Would be nice if she could cook but I don't care too much.
Relatively intelligent hopefully.
I like this thread. It really makes people think in a non-retarded way:
>independent i.e. can enjoy her own company, but also enjoys spending time with friends, S.O etc.
>likes fantasy novels
>can communicate feelings, wants and needs without feeling the need to bottle it up
Obviously I'd find her sexually attractive as well. That's all I can think of.
>relatively cute face
>I don't care about body (she can be flat as a board), as long as she's not fat, since I'm fit, I think that's realistic to ask
>not mean personality
That's pretty much it, I just want a gf to spend time with, be cute and cuddly together, talk about our aspirations and help each other with our problems
>tfw will definitely die alone never having experienced love
>just want a girl to hug
>know I'm not fit to date anyone
>Consider other options like those dating sites were you agree to just hug
>they're dead in my area
I wish I was hot enough to go up to strangers and hug them without them calling the police. I don't even think I need many hugs to cope right now. But no hugs is too little.
>7-8/10 if we are being realistic
>enjoys what I enjoy or is at least open to trying new things
>size 9-10 feet with long toes because I have a foot fetish and to me feet are the most important thing besides the face, I can deal with a flat chest, and somewhat flat ass
>7-8/10 if we are being realistic
cmon now lad
>had foot fetish but wants gf with manfeet
wew lad, honestly wew
On a different note, does anyone else here feel like although they can offer what they are looking for and a bit more, they are not sufficiently relationship material to have enough to offer in return?
Like, being average in many ways yet assuming that a woman who's average in as many or almost as many ways can easily find a man well above average and thus not pursuing anything as you'd rather not hold a person down.
I'd date a female version of myself (including personality and thought process staying the same, but a woman) in a heartbeat, yet if a woman as average as me was to show interest in me I wouldn't go for it unless she'd make it clear she consciously wants my average ass and not "someone better".
I guess that's why I'm single, because I refuse to go any lower than that realistically. I'd rather be a virgin my whole life than date some fucking troll. Not everyone is dealt a great starting hand, but I'm not going to bend and just accept it. Fuck that.
Yeah you're right, I want small sausage toes, what was I thinking? I also want small tits because what am I looking for, man tits? No thanks. Smaller is better. Fucking idiot.
Yes that's exactly what I feel. That's why I go for 'ugly' girls (girls with low selfesteem). It may seem like a terrible plan (because of all the things these girls entail) but it works out quite nicely. They're not abusive or mean for no other reason than wanting more, they're often very generous and usually they tolerate you being very close with them a lot. Like staying over night hugging.
That does sound nice, yeah. I met one woman with low self esteem who I found interesting, but she's way too messed up, too many things she will want to fix first; she's even worse off at the moment than I was 5 years ago and I knew that I was in no way relationship material back then.
I do hope I'll be able to help her through it a bit as a friend, but that's all there is to it for me.
I also think that part of my passiveness to romance and my preference of a woman being more forthcoming and clearer in her interest in me stems from that feel. Even better if she still has this when she knows I'm only average or after I lowball my claimed capabilities (I do that a lot to artificially lower expectations; if people expect below average, average is suddenly relatively good), so that it's not high expectations that make her interested in me but that realistic (or lowballed) me is already interesting enough for her.
Ideal would be for a woman to make most of the first moves, but that's surrealistic.
Funny enough once it's clear to me that actions I want to initiate or take the lead in, I can do so with ease. But getting to that point of clarity seems very difficult.
There's this woman who seems to show signs of interest clear enough even for me to see. I find her interesting too, would like to get to know her, I'm seriously considering going for that even though she's probably out of my league. Lowballing myself without making it too negative might become a tricky thing, but there's something about her that makes me feel like taking a risk for a change.
Let me break it down for you tiny brain to understand
>big tits: womanly
>big ass and thighs: womanly
>big feet: manly and gross
Her feet are fucking disgusting. Very plain, short toes. I love how you come on here and try to convince me that what I look for in a woman is wrong and your way is right.
I'm just glad that the Internet exists so people like you can insult others without repercussions. Still, I hope that you insult the wrong guy and get a dose of reality you fucking cunt.
Don't have a beard or a brother. You realize there is a difference between men and women's feet right? With your mindset, I could just as easily say you like little boy's feet because they are small and therefore, according to you, feminine.
>wanting men to envelop your head with their feet
>mfw I have 7/10 gf who only has a few friends cause she's an introvert
>small tits, 9/10 ass
>plays video games with me
>doesn't mind my BDSM kinks and let's me call her names, tie her up and spank her till her ass is red
>also has a femdom streak and does the same to me, makes me kiss her feet
>likes to chill at home and fuck all day
>clearly you all
>several people voiced wanting equals
A lot of them seem to want what you claim, but far from all. Also, that's with the assumption none of them have something equal to offer.
>ok with me being a degenerate tranny
>at least average looking
>doesn't have disgusting/boring Stacey aesthetic
>similar interests (vidya, manga, anime, VNs)
>not full sjw
>willing to take care of me, as much I do her (not lazy, an equal relationship is gr8)
>Lives relatively close to me ( Cape town)
>Good Hygene practices
>I dont mind some chubb
>boy or girl but id prefer a girl and a feminine guy
>Enjoys cuddles and hugs
>Be somewhat creative/occupied with something in their life.
>Prefer minimal tattoos and or piercings.
>at least average-looking, in particular, if she had a decent pair of tits and a nice enough ass
>good cook, or at LEAST willing to learn how to cook
with me since I've been wanting to learn too
>nerdy or at least willing to check out nerdy things with me
>submissive, kinky, and willing to do a lot of slutty things in the bedroom
>also willing to try out new sexual things
>at least my height (5'5"), exceptions can be made if shorter
>laid back personality
>intelligent and/or wise - just having some semblance of better than average brain-power
>isn't obese or anorexic
>has an appropriate job for his age and education level
That's my ideal really, but it's still realistic to me because I've known many males like this.
Tumblr stronk. Believe it or not, plenty of women do want to be home-makers if someone is willing to take care of them. It's not impossible to make your life interesting by taking up hobbies and doing volunteer work and enriching your children. This coming from a fembot.
>that last condition
>keeps me at home doing chores
>i'm her feminized rubber gimp suited slaveboi
>only penetrative sex is when she pegs me
>loves trying out wild new fetishes
>keeps me safe, secure and comfy
>kind and loving and calls me her good little girl
I'd be fine with it, accepted or not. However, like most things nowadays, it's really not possible until later in life IF the husband can obtain a good enough salary. I just don't see younger people surviving on one income. Wages are not matching the rise of prices at all.
>a woman that loves me
That's literally it
Hmm. The thing about wages is that the housewife probably worked an estimate of less than 100%. If you imagine both are employed and work 200% and they just hire a maid for the home stuff and (competent) caretakers for the children then maybe the family is earning more. Society and if the result is similar then society production output. That's probably why things are as they are as they are.
Damn it I really want citizenship pay or 4-6 hour days.
>about my own age
>not particularly outgoing but not a complete shut in
>Is affectionate and intimate
>is willing to put up with my shit
>Is always gonna be faithful
I think the trouble is us is that we don't meet enough people.
>unsocial, not interested in bullshit like eating out or having some annoying circle of friends
>still likes to do some things outside like walking or visiting places, not a total shut in
>isn't messy or untidy and doesn't do degenerate things like eating in front of a computer or movie
>likes me, this is the unrealistic part
>6/10 normally 7/10 or 8/10 with make-up
>preferably a year or two younger than I
>kind of chubby but not too much
>nice tits and ass even if they aren't porn star tier
>enjoys anime even if she's only seen Naruto and Inuyasha
>dabbles in vidya, even if she's not any good
>shares my fetishes
>gets my sense of humor and has a good sense of humor herself
>loves me more than anyone she's dated
>only slept with two or three guys before me, none with bigger dicks (7.7in)
>her pussy gets super wet, like absolutely drenched
>enjoys hip-hop (not fucking juicy j and yo gotti, hip-hop with actual lyricism)
>enjoys classic rock
>as long as these two are true she can listen to top 40 90% of the time and I won't care
>as long as she can appreciate the music I like when we're riding around together and it's my turn with the aux cord
I can't think of anything else right now. But that's pretty close to every thing I think.
>not a bleeding heart liberal
>not a crazy bible thumper neither
Dresses kinda cute. Built like picrelated.
If she enjoys it, how is it abuse? We live in a society that allows mentally ill men to chop off their genitals and inject themselves with artificial female hormones, pretty sure she passed
>likes to be physically and verbally abused
From the op's first post i have always been against that view of woman. I have never been into the housewive type, my current girl is lack of a better word my type of crazy. No lie she is a 30 year old stripper she is a handfull but at the end of the day she always holds it down with me. Everyone that knows us is quick to think that she is not loyal cheats whatever. I love everything about her she is litterally my harley quin she definitly resembles her
>nice smile (doesn't have to be perfect straight white teeth)
>same sense of humour
>pleasant voice because i like to listen more than i like to speak
>can understand when i want to lock myself in my room for hours to read
>sees the best in me
>is willing to compromise
>has a realistic view on what a relationship is all about (partnership)
And I'll never meet her.
>online gf only
>spends most of her time on her home computer
>likes to talk about anime and vidya
>like to play coop vidya
>is needy and wants to chat and play all the time
>doesn't have a lot of other friends
basically a lazy hiki neet online gf without any pressure of ever having to meet up irl
>Decent face, body doesn't really matter unless she's truly deformed
>Pleasant voice, no vocal fry
>Long, natural colored hair. Can be dyed as long as it's not blue or something stupid like that
>Honest. Would rather leave than cheat
>Center or right-wing politics. No hippies, commies, or feminazis
>Has interest beyond binge-watching and food.
>At least 5'7" tall.
Fine, I'll bite
>Relatively normal or attractive
>Not an SJW
>Isn't a hardcore FBer or Instagramer or whatever
>Is cool with cuddling and sexual things
>Knowledge of some geeky stuff very welcome but isn't a complete idiot about it (Can hide power level if she has one)
>Just a person who would enjoy being around me and I around her. I really just want to find love.
Personal bonus: Likes to read but isn't a hipster about it
>average build as long as not fat
>shorter than me
>likes to smoke weed and do psychedelics
>likes similar music or is willing to experiment with listening to music i like
>generally a happy person
is this too much to ask?
>Virgin (or at least never had casual sex)
>Attractive to me, don't care what anyone else thinks but must be attractive to me
>Aged 20-23 (I'm 25)
>Petite (short and slim build)
>Nice ass, legs and waist (she does squats or some sort of fitness thing regularly)
>Intelligent (must at least have a degree)
>Independently wealthy (I don't want to have to pay for her all the time, and I'd like to not to have to worry about money again)
>Similar taste in music and TV shows
>Must like watching TV shows and movies A LOT regular trips to the cinema
>Good sense of humour, must make me laugh and must find me funny and laugh at my jokes
>Good sense of humour
>Willing to watch movies with me
>Similar interests (this one will NEVER happen)
>Not an idiot
I don't ask for much.
>not too fussy about looks, but above 7/10 is preferred
>is there for me
>isn't afraid to tell me shit
>has some similar interests
>can stand/share my incredibly dark sense of humour
That's about it
>at least average looking
>good cook who likes to cook
>likes to clean
Anon, nobody likes to clean. You sound like you want a maid.
>happy with a relatively plebeian standard of living
If you're implying that she should be okay with you being poor and barely doing anything, that's not gonna happen.
>will satisfy every sexual demand without being too slutty about things
You're contradicting yourself a bit there.
They're not even very unique, just ones that aren't very common among women. I'd say my main interests are weapons, military history, aviation, movies (not romcoms or superhero movies) and video games (although I don't play games as much as I used to).
I'm not particularly demanding
>not sexually promiscuous
>enjoys literature and classical music
>funny, sense of humor
>knows things and has opinions she's willing to stand up for even if they're opposite of mine
>serious about a relationship and values me.
>takes care of herself hygiene wise.
That's it. Looks are some of the least important things I'm worried about. So naturally I'm prepared to die alone.
>>will satisfy every sexual demand without being too slutty about things
This is your problem it's a Madonna whore problem. You want her to be innocent but slutty. You are asking for too much you don't get both
I've given this some thought and really, I can't afford to be picky in any one place.
Really, I need waifu to do one thing. I need her to be happy with following me around the world when I join the airforce later this year.
And that alone is too much to ask.
>wants to talk about the shit i go on about
>makes discussion, about most things
>especially movies and similar media
>similar interests (given)
>similar lifestyle, watching movies and reading books.
all i want my gf to be is like a best friend, im really close to that wants sex from time to time.