>tfw all you want is a cute guy to ask you out
>tfw you catch cute guys checking you out, but they never ask you out
>tfw the only guys that ask you out are literally 3/10 or lower
because that would cut even deeper at her self esteem, seeing as she isn't fit enough to be a "prey" that's literally what her subconscious is telling her.
it's like a social norm, guys have to ask girls out... (retard shit i know)
cute guys don't ask you out because girls are generally stupid and self-absorbed, coddled by a society that favors beauty above all else.
so if you're a girl, you're a retard, and if you're not hot, you pretty much have no worth
not saying that male robots have any worth, but we already knew that
>be ugly tall bitch
>want not ugly tall boyfriend
You're just like the guys here but in a more degenerate way. When they shoot too high it's escapism; you're just entitled.
>new guy at work
>have to introduce him to workplace and supervise him blah blah blah
>turns out we like the same comics, videogames, and music
>go to music store him and perform songs
>play videogames at his place
>he lives with a female
>get a bit leery and ask if she is his girlfriend or something
>he says that she is just his friend from highschool and that they have never dated or have sex
>didn't expect him to go into that much detail
>hanging out at his place becomes an occasional thing
>one day I get the courage to make a move on him by leaning over and giving him a kiss while holding him close to me
>he accepts the kiss, but gently pushes me off saying that he's not allowed to kiss or have sex in the apartment when his friend is around
>he explains that him and his friend agreed that they would never make it awkward for the other party by making out or having sex with someone while the other is around
I really like him, but I find it weird how he loyally follows his friend's wishes like she is his ruler or something.
fucking whores you all deserves a brutal beatdown
and a brutal anal and vaginal rape fucking brainless whores
remember guys girls on this thread are ALL whores.
they are non virgins and they ALL must die. in glory to OUR great leader Elliot.
fuck off whores. you dont have real problems
and theres NO fembot
so fuck off all of you
fucking roasties cunts.-
Its a mutual agreement between them, respect this you demented roastie
Inform him to call you when shes not around if he does not you are clearly not worth it.
She dont do this around him, so he doesnt do it around her its respect 101
Now kill yourself you possesive quim
You are only making yourself miserable by limiting yourself like that. They could be the most amazing person ever but you are too shallow. This is coming from a 6'3" master race too.
When you apply the phrase 'beyond' it implies it's more of what the describing word is. So it would mean even more shallow, nice try at word deflection though even if it was misguided.
Nah, that's actually really cool of them.
She respects him enough to not have Chad's waltzing shirtless through the house, so he should respect her to not have your roast beef leaking everywhere.
>tfw above average
>cant even get 5/10s to talk to me online
>nobody talks to me
>boys dont like me despite being cute, funny, and having so much to offer
>ugly neets think that theyre superior to me and make me feel like shit
>tfw exact same height as you
Be my doppelganger gf
When I'm in a relationship and feel that it's almost over, I let a guy friend casually grope me. But when I'm single, I don't let him grope me or kiss me because I don't want him to think that he can be my boyfriend. When we have sleepovers while I'm in a relationship, he'll latch onto me my boob as she sleeps while pressing his erection against me. But if I'm single and having a sleepover, I tell him he can cuddle with me, but his he has to keep his hands away from my chest area. His erection is fine. I never acknowledge it . We have this unspoken code about his boner being pressed against me whenever we hug or cuddle.
I am 6 feet tall
Idk how handsome I am but I have reason to believe im at LEAST a 5/10
I am hard working and have a good career
I can grow a beard
I am not bald
I am an alcoholic
Not a single women on the face of this planet who isnt fat will give me the time of day. Life is suffering.
>move out with a friend
>we have to share the same bed
>he keeps wanting to touch my breasts when we lay in bed together
>doesn't help when it's summer and I can't sleep with a bra on
>end up buying him a pillow with protruding boobs so he can grope it instead of me
eat a dick faggot
its the only thing that keeps me from committing suicide
i have called the suicide hotline 3 times this week
talk to the same guy every time
hes a nice guy his name is john
Further proof that women worship power and are not capable of love.
Oh, you're the angry virgin manlet who copypastas all day about "statistics". It's because of retards like you that those statistics exist in the first place.
All you need to do is man up and stop being a faggot, and you'd get girls, and a good career.
I'm 6'4, your assertion is that tall women care less about height based on your own anecdotal experience but, despite the burden of proof being upon you, have presented no legitimate evidence for that claim.
>move in with a "friend"
>share a bed every night
>expect him not to want sex
Are women retarded?
How poor are you faggots?
I bet you're not even paying, you're just bumming in his apt.
Least you could do is let him cop a feel every now and then.
Sheeeit, if it was me, we'd be fucking every day.
Free rent? FOH
>I am only slutty for cute robots.
I'm a cute robot tbqh
>tfw too socially retarded to take advantage of decent facial aesthetics and qt twinkboy frame
Everything that goes against your twisted worldview is anecdotal.
I'm a short guy, have fucked plenty of girls of all heights, and have had gfs taller than me. Compare that to all the virgin lanklets on /r9k/. What matters in getting girls is confidence and being interesting/funny. Height is very low on the list of priorities.
6' 1" here.
Never had a girlfriend.
Explain that shit.
Those are all literally the definition of anecdotal accounts.
Your personal experience or that of individuals you're referencing is not indicative of the general perception of short men in the world. You can't assert that tall women love short men based on you yourself having sex with tall women and some tall men not having sex.
The verifiable reality is based on statistics that women by and large favor tall men.
Does that mean Tom Cruise and Justin Bieber can't get pussy? Of course not, does that mean 6'0 average Joe has a better chance of getting laid than 5'5 Joe, absolutely.
Not OP, but for me, cute means that I like his personality as well as his looks, or possibly more. Hot means that he is nice to look at, but not much else. I'm sure it differs from person to person, though.
fug i don't know what to say
i am a complete and utter bitchboy of the highest order
>tfw in decent shape (better shape few yrs back but hey)
>tfw facial aesthetics
I always catch girls staring at me, but always maintain a i dont even care look on my face as it it doesnt even register with me, then i go home and cry about how another one got away
If you were correct, then girls would always pick the angry sperglord smelly fat aspie 6'2" robot over me. That doesn't happen, though. I'm 5'6" and have no problem getting girls because I'm confident and charismatic, plus I have a good career and money.
>smelly fat aspie 6'2
No but women will prefer a 6'2 man with similar attributes to yourself over you, in fact tall men on average make more money than their shorter counterparts.
You look very effeminate. It might be the hair, the glasses, I'm not sure. You just look gay. Stop putting pomade in your hair. Get contacts. Never wear scarfs. Speak deeper.
Post your general style/what you usually wear.
what's your fetish? if youve been alone so long surely youve developed them?
I only started browsing this board a few days ago, i'm 6'2" and really realy ridiculously good looking (srs).
Would you let me skull fuck you on the reg?
Deal breaker desu
Any particularly revolting parts?
I've gotten this a few times, what makes you say that?
>We should be wizard partners, like buddy cops.
Only if you have good taste in vidya
>tfw I think i'm getting bored of my bf
I still really care about him but he's always so busy working, we never get enough time to just hang out at home, it feels like we're going through a stale patch. I've tried telling him that he should cut down hours, but he says we need the money since i'm not really earning right now. He rarely feels like sex too for being "too tired", which is making me even more irritated. I don't want to break up but I still have urges which a dildo isn't satisfying, would it really be so wrong to just have a quickie with someone else? I don't think it is.
It's not a scarf, it's a headset around my shoulders.
I have been told I look gay. Not a whole lot you can do about that.
This is me with more facial hair.
I usually just wear a hoodie to be honest.
Yes, they are. Because shallow requirements are arbitrary, a childish wish and nothing more. People with them expect perfect princes. Which are nonexistant.
Seriously, how old are you? 20? 22? Because you sound like a barely adult girl, still unable to understand that height shouldn't be a deal breaker. But don't worry, you'll get older and more desperate, you'll understand then.
>some fat feminist who's kinda chill I'd going off about something
>hear her talking to another girl
>"I don't believe in the word slut. There's nothing wrong with having some fun!"
>swoop in to toast the roast
>"sluts exist. Any girl that has sex before marriage is a slut "
>4 girls gang up on me
>one is the manager
>she's next level feminist with the glasses, screechy voice, 23, literally 15 cats
>tells me that's misogynistic and is gonna write me up
>owner has to agree to writing me up
>she tells the owner some bullshit framed with how I would call his daughter a slut if she had sex
>based owner says
>"I raised my daughters to respect their bodies. If they want to have 'fun', they should get the title as well: slut"
>manager is catatonic
>boss just walks off to go fuck some shit up
>I just laugh for a good minute and go back to whatever I was doing
>Not a whole lot you can do about that
You could try acting more masculine. It's probably not your actual appearance, but the way you present yourself. The way you talk, dress, accessorize, etc.
The only tall black people are african americans because of breeding for hundreds of years, most actual africans are manlets and produce manlet halfcasts. Your requirements are hard to fill
I hope you can grow that shit in thick or else you're fucked. Losing the glasses at this point and going contacts would be your best bet. The glasses are nice but get ones that fit your face next time as they're too big for your face.
I don't see a problem with it. I mean this isn't the 1950s anymore girls should be allowed do what they want with their own bodies, if he objects get him fired for slut-shaming and go your seperate ways
>vegetate all day
>bf is out wagecucking his youth away to keep you happy, fed, sheltered, safe
>demand to be entertained and fucked with the vigor of a jackhammer
>sit on your fat ass and whine on an Icelandic nipple manipulation imageboard about how your bf has no time to entertain or fuck you
Why the fuck would anyone want a girlfriend?
>fembot next to me in class
>she's awkward as fuck
>she doesn't talk to anyone, doesn't text anybody
>either draws or reads her book
>she smiles at me when given the opportunity
I don't know what to say to her or how to break the ice. Shit sucks. Maybe she's reading this right now..
You sound like you still miss your old bf if youre trying to replace him with another halfcast with pretty eyes :3
reminds me of a girl who was in my class, she dated a literal manlet, she was 5'9"ish, said she prefers shorter guys in some random convo and anything over 6'0" is a turnoff. made me mad because womenare supposed to hate smelly manlets and i cant even bring myself to let them have this one outlyer,
but anyway long story short her new bf is like 6'1", and im sure if asked now after molding to him she'd hate manlets like shes supposed to, as nature intended.
You sound young, you'll learn. height is all that matters in a man, fuck the rest.
He's old fashioned and believe women shouldn't work if they don't need to because men deserve jobs more.
>I'm bored with my boyfriend who's always working and carrying me in the relationship.
>I'm upset because he's always too tired for sex
>Daddy still puts money in my bank account so I don't need to work
Save for the whore-like vapidness of your personality, you sound like you belong on r9k.
I know the feel.
I'm a fucking wreck though, in terms of clothes and proper hair grooming. Yet the only girl in our class keeps trying to talk to me; except she's really short, pudgey, too quiet, and lazy as shit with her work.
The fact that she doesn't see I'm not interested makes it awkward.
any female who doesn't date someone smaller than them is also dumb. its like having a lion instead of a housecat or a wolf instead of a chihuahua. what do you do when he inevitably snaps and tries to enact violence on you? get your ass beat because your dumb self decided to pick an 8 foot tall giant instead of someone of equal or smaller stature.
safety precautions, ladies.
>hows that any different than robots posting 10/10 staceys every thread?
Most robots would -settle- for something beneath their bracket. Also, every man would fawn over 10/10 inasmuch as every woman would do the same for a 10/10 chad.
Assuming, however, that as an average girl you can reach into the 'cute' bracket, you're doing it wrong.
You're on par with the average man, as far as options. Sure some people in the higher echelons of attractiveness might consider you for a pump-n-dump, but don't be surprised when they get the fuck out soon after.
but heres the kicker, 99.999% of girls secretly love being beat up, raped etc. That's the main reason they go for bigger men, they like to feel dominated and "secure" ie they wanna get throat ravaged by a 6'2" masterrace
well then you're an outlier, don't even pretend as if its normal. average height in netherlands is 6'1", all northern countries at least 5'11", most african countries have manlet average heights
I know this thread is for guys to make fun of women, but I think this would be a good place to let out my feels.
I've been alive for 23 years, and in that entire span of time, not a single man has ever shown any interest in me. I'm pretty sure a 20+ virgin is the female equivalent of wizardhood. I know, I know...
>hisss you just mean you want Chad you have probably had countless orbiters
No, not really. No male has ever asked me out or done anything nice for me out of the blue or made it clear that they wanted to spend time with me. Every crush I've ever had since middle school has been on a textbook robot, and all of avoided me or told me to fuck off the moment I expressed any attraction in them. I haven't even had success online, not that I've really tried, beyond sharing my Skype around here on boards that I like.
>by robot you just mean Chad-lite. Shut up whore, you would never date any of us.
I disagree. I wouldn't date anyone who considers going to a bar or playing sports fun. I like reclusive and intelligent guys with esoteric interests. I've been going on this board since it was first made (not the revival, the initial creation), so I think I know what characterizes a robot.
>So you must be ugly then, or fat.
That's true. 5'10, 170 lbs. I also dress conservatively (albeit neatly and fashionably) and do not use any kind of cosmetics. I'm very boyish in personality and spend most of my time in my room, which doesn't help either. But girls with fucking Downs Syndrome have bfs. Legitimate landwhale SJWs get bfs. Why can't I?
If I were a man and presenting this exact same narrative (which happens 300 times a day already), you would all be sympathetic and blame society. But because I'm the opposite gender, you're going to spit hatred and find a way to pin this all on me. Telling a girl to lower her standards is like telling a man to "just b yourself". It isn't that easy, you fags. Women aren't immune to social and romantic ineptitude.
Hair is shit, so are most of my clothes, but I'm waiting until I live on my own until I start putting in effort. (and am surrounded by new people)
all african take shit statistics? c'mon pham
anyway even if we assume as much,
95% of africans in ireland i come across are below 6'0", and the majority closer to 5'8" as an average, and most blacks in ireland come from nigeria.
but whatev pham these are averages and shit for manlets
we are both over 6'02 so are therefore masterrace, I don't like putting too much thought into subhuman manlet scum incase i shrink over night, i'd kill myself straight away
i'll let you in on a secret, men are being ruined by feminism, the media constantly telling men they are rapists for even approaching girls on nights out mean less and less do it, and young boys grow up dysfunctional and unable to approach women. its all part of the jew masterplan you see
I would prefer something longer though. I'm not a fan of a lot of the modern hair fashion, but I don't know what else to do besides "let it be wild" if I went for longer hair.
I'm looking for suggestions.
FUCK THIS SHIT
I ALMOST HAD TRIPS GET
The governments don't have the proper finding nor public cooperation to conduct proper surveys. Same goes for any private institutions.
>blacks in Ireland
>representative of all blacks
What are there, like 4 black people in Ireland?
Not going to post a picture of myself, but I'm a 5/10 based on that big chart that gets posted around here from time to time.
>masculine, square character to face
>sharp, dark eyebrows
>round, but not flat, nose
>completely naturally straight but off-white teeth
>cheeks a bit chubby
I am a law student, so most of the men in my class are Chads.
I have, and I've weirded them out or been told to go away every time. One guy even said "no, and can you stop following me around everywhere?" which kinda hurt because I thought we were at least friends. The last time I tried was my first year in college. Since then I've resigned myself.
I used OKCupid for about six months and never had a conversation with someone who wasn't 45+ posing as my age go beyond 4-5 polite messages until the guy lost interest. I'm not degenerate enough to use Craigslist or something in an attempt to lose my virginity.
theres enough to get an average, unless only manlets move to ireland, or i only ever happen to see manlets, and all government data is wrong and that one time you went there on holidays is right, then theyre manlets.
And what do ou mean went on holidays? where are you from? if you say usa ill shit in a letter and post it to you, you're almost certain to have european dna if youre in the americas for 4 or more generations
Clean as in completely cut off? I look like a cunt when I do that with my hair. Every time I have short hair, I look intimidating/ "good", but it's not the vibe I want to give off with people. I prefer longer hair cause it just looks more humble/ approachable, and less like I won't move over if you wanted to get something I'm in the way of.
Pic related is closer to what I was thinking of going with. Also, with the pic I posted originally, that's not my "stuck" hair position. It's just batshit crazy all the time, and I can never tell how it looks on me until I go up to a mirror.
It used to matter when height was indicative of how well you ate (and therefore how wealthy and powerful you were), but now that the primary determinant is mere genetics, it really does not matter.
I never got the chance, and when I did suggest anything, the dude would stop responding.
>how are you?
>I see you like x. I like x too. Have any recommendations/know of any cool places/etc. pertaining to x?
Because you're clinging onto this "manlet" thing so desperately on an anonymous image board I'm pretty sure you don't have much else going for you (if you're not a manlet yourself that is projecting).
well that there is your problem.
Guys don't like smart girls, what you should do is find a way to kill most of your braincells and become an airhead, sniffing glue could work, then get implants, go gym squat and get a big ass, dye your hair blonde and get a tan then vuala, you'll be a happy, blissful stacey.
Ignorance truelly is bliss.
jk give it time, we all gonna make it
If i don't have a picture of you i can't judge whether guys stop responding because of your appearance or other reasons. If you're not hideous, guys wont stop talking to you, if you're not talking to 9/1) chads that is.
>It's because of retards like you that those statistics exist in the first place.
What's it like to be this retarded? Do you actually think every manlet without a gf is handed or exposed to statistics that make him not have a gf?
Are you too god damn stupid to realize that before the statistics were gathered they were already in gf-less and wifeless state?
How dumb are you reallly nigga?
Why doesn't anyone here make a datingsite designed for the socially awkward nerds/robots?
It can't be that hard, the profits will be going through the roof and a lot of people benefit from it.
Proofreading is for cunts, if you can understand what I wrote don't get pissy with me about presentation.
Manlets didn't pull insecurities out of their ass and create a female preference for height because they were too upset about something that was a non-problem.
years ago there was(or still is?) some kind of robot dating site made by an anon but wasn't too popular for some reason but mildly successful i think. we've even had google groups which has only had about 50+ people at one time (mostly guys too), for some reason they never take off, maybe robutts prefer misery senpai
>Be asked out by both my long time GFs
They said it felt empowering, you either be a little bitch about it or try it, worst comes to worst he says no, and you can move onto the next fuckwit.
Inb4 normie get out roo
I don't understand the attraction they have to this word. I can't even sympathize with what they're conveying. How is it 'empowering' to perform an action you've been able to do since you were a 12 year old? And girls did do that back then if you remember. If I was to use the word empowering it'd be get a new status object like a house or a fancy car. Getting fit, getting a PhD (probably not that one, that's relief) buying your own land. Stuff that changes things and give you options.
Asking out a boy gets you the boy. Sure, but what happens then? Surely they're contrasting with being asked by him instead. How is that empowering if you didn't even get a different result, it wasn't a development and the task wasn't even a particularly big effort.
>>tfw the only guys that ask you out are literally 3/10 or lower
iktf, and even that is rare. I wish I could lower my standards (which aren't even that high to begin with) but then what's the fucking point of a bf if I'm going to be disgusted by him? I guess I'll die a virgin.
holy shit it's actually working. i'm an ugly neet and everytime on omegle if i see a qt fembot i begin insulting them doing the exact opposite treatement of what htey usually get.
like if she's qt i call her ugly slut, stupid vapid, just never go back on site. if she's on the uglier side (which usually they never are fr some reason?) i'll tell her she's qt.
Note that most women rate men in a way that puts more than 80% below 5/10.
But yeah sure remain single. It's a perfectly rational option. If they were all assholes you wouldn't think of it even.
i don't think women have integrity because of this fact:
>wants cute guy
>he doesn't come say something
if you want something go after it, right? except this doesn't apply to women for some reason, it's weird, it's like an invisible wall.
that's why i don't think they have integrity, among other reasons.
I have troubles being mean. But I'd like to try this because I'm interested. Do you think criticism then helping her better herself on the points of critique would work similarly? I could start off looking a little repulsed even.
this is the exact thing that robots do too. most robots are males so with your logic males have integrity to pursue what they want or consciously need to be fulfilled. but yet 90% of robots wallow in their inability to do that exact thing.
well desu i go black box so they can't see me which makes it better because if an ugly guy was insulting them they wouldn't feel bad, they'd probably just fire back with hurtful statements.
anyways i feel it's super manipulative because you're doing the opposite of wha thtey expect so you're getting an emotional response iether way. like if she's qt and used to guys coddling her and you start insulting her very badly you'll make her upset, she'll stay trying to defend or win you over. like if you call her ugly she'll want to stay to prove to you she's qt and worthy.
or pretend she's ugly (which once again haven't found an ugly fembot on omegle yet?) tell her she's qt because she not used t otaht so she'll be loyal subservient.
idk you don't have to follow this but i feel i'm a maniuplator irl and online.
>tfw I'm the 10%
The fact that depression is rampant here does seem to make it seen plausible.
But maybe guys need a clear goal. If I didn't know the failure of asking girls out and how it felt I'd obviously do what's being suggested here.
so all the posts talking about being rejected are just bullshit?
i was rejected 3 times in 2015, i did get 2 dates though. (rejected after the dates.)
"with my logic" nothing. you only have an argument if what you said is true, but it isn't.
almost like you don't even lurk R9K.
okay i do lurk here it seems you don't lurk here. yo uwre being completely subjective in your statements and even admitted it. most robots on here literally don't go try to get jobs, make friends, or ask girls on dates - instead they come on here complaining that it doesn't work out. 'wallowing in their inability to do so'.
i have a couple of you bitches strung around like a fucking cat, I might fuck you once just to bring my number up but my chances of dating you are the same as you finding happiness.
Don't you girls know other adjectives? You know, the kind that'd actually feel like a compliment and not just a generic assessment of attractiveness.
It's like saying 'I like your tits/ass/face'
>pertaining is a 'smart word'
Sure you can say 'in' or whatever but if that's the standard why not just stay away.
I agree that girls can be intimidating with their intelligence but that's like way down the line. It's not in the words they use, generally. Exception being something like an English major spewing something at you where you need a dictionary at hand.
I think the main point is women are stupid, and they have their entire lives dictated to them by magazines and pop culture because they are stupid. So doing anything against a generally applied curve of "Be the princess who's prince finds her" and they clap for eachother. There friends at the time were like "I could never do that, i'd be so embarrassed" Who knows familia women are stupid
>Don't sleep for two days because can't
>Lay in bed all day, waiting to fall asleep or pass out, anything
>Take shower in hopes that this will make me tired
>Head back to room after shower
>Not even a minute into drying off and all that
>Dad casually walks into room, puts some laundry on my bed, looks at me and asks if I'm hungry
>Just standing there naked and in shock, didn't have time to cover up
>Get mad because he knocks and then opens the door, completely defeating the purpose of knocking
>Also don't like how casual he is about it
That kind of stuff never sat right from me. I can understand if you're younger, but not at this point. I also understand it's my fault for being a NEET and I'm at their mercy under their roof.
>He shrugs it off and leaves
>Can't look at him, can't be around him for the rest of the day
>Still can't sleep
And I spent so much time typing this out for nothing
I really don't like the idea of being sexist like that but I have to agree that it's one of the few rational explanations I can think of.
I've been asked out by a girl. She was 16 and I was 19 so I didn't go for it (because I don't have that much self restraint and she was nice in so many ways). But she was pretty smart. Well above average I'd say. But really for us not to notice this at all now it'd take the top 5% less not to notice.
Yellow fever is the worst as only the ugliest guys have it.
Pretty white boys only want pretty white guys.
I picked the meme major and u can't go one class without some 2/10 artist going on about he loves Asia and anime.
I mean does anyone really think sporting about how much anime you watched or how good you are at league increases your attractiveness?
It's like being treated like cattle. You go onto the production line, get the inspection and they either throw you to the grinder or let you live.
It's a binary rating, cute simply means 'good enough'. Is there any weaker compliment? 'nice', perhaps.
>women receive so many compliments that they now demand we invent new English words for them
My earliest memory is my mother calling me an ugly mistake she should've aborted.
Never received one compliment my whole life.
Not from teachers, family, and definitely not from any women.
Please shut the fuck up
Sounds like maybe you should distance yourself from mom and pretend you have a new life. It's not an easy time I'd imagine. But you really can't just expect me to shut up because I get poor as compliments sometimes.
It's an issue and I think whatever your situation is is poisoning you.
>6 foot 3
>been in all male private schools my entire life
>go to college
>get job in maintenance
>work out, get jacked from shoveling
>theres this cute girl that works in maintenance too
>never talked to or acknowledged her
>she starts smiling at me as I come in each morning
>say good morning, grab my shovel and get to work
>shes super awkward
>tries starting conversations
>"Wow Anon, your pretty good at plowing hehe"
>I give her an affirmative grunt and get back to work
>I know she must like me because my autism isnt scaring her off
>knowing she likes me makes me more autistic
WHEN DOES IT END
So you're perfectly comfortable with allowing your parents or anyone to view all of your junk?
>Implying I ever will/should grow out of this
Sounds like a whole lot of room to spill my spaghetti.
He might not be open to it at first, but deep down, every father has taken a lustful look at his daughter.
Don't just grab his dick right away and say FUCK ME.
Maybe just stay in your room naked a bit more, or walk around in more "comfortable" aka revealing clothing.
Sit on his lap and tell him random news.
Have to roll it out slowly over weeks and months.
Eventually there will be a time when mom's out of the house and that's when you make your move.
Start crying about being NEET and useless and how you want to repay him but have no money.
He'll hug you to comfort you, and that's when you go for it.
On the cheek a few times, lightly graze his lips.
If he doesn't pull away, go for it.
Then he's putty in your hands.
They've seen me since I was little so there wasn't really a transition period where I though 'I'm gonna hide myself'. But they also had to come along to a medical examination concerning my phimosis.
Maybe you have it right still.
>tfw mom actually suggested circumcision over using a cream
I haven't looked the same at her since honestly.
>WAHHHH THE COMPLIMENTS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH
>WAHHHH MY CAVIAR ISN'T EXPENSIVE ENOUGH
>WAHHHHH MY FERRARI ISN'T FAST ENOUGH
Women are such fucking spoiled children.
Thank god I have a waifu and a high paying job.
>>tfw you catch cute guys checking you out, but they never ask you out
Try not being a lazy cunt and do it yourself for once in you're life
>>tfw the only guys that ask you out are literally 3/10 or lower
Tough shit whore god i hate women.
>how would a sperg pull it off
You're offering to perform oral sex on him. Assuming you're not super new into the relationship how could he say no?
Point I was making is that simply walking up and saying it seems crass. So do something special. You could come from behind and rub his back. Whatever.
Don't listen to the >>26509035 fggot! In Italy, tallness is considered a feminine attribute of beauty. There's plenty of short, rotund men with tall valkyries.
Also, don't slouch! There's no more ugly thing than a tall woman who slouch in order to hide her length.
>tfw almost always accommodate men and have been smacked around when not
>still trying anyways
>meet 9/10 guy here
>says he likes me more than any girl he's known
>still a robot so he fluctuates between attention and ignoring me
What am I doing wrong? Is this a final indication I should stop trying?
You met a Chad on here.
He came here from reddit and/or Facebook.
He's talking to you as a backup plan, cus he's definitely fucking multiple women irl.
>WAHHH WHY WON'T CHAD PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Men are disgusting. Become a lesbian. I'm so glad I'm a straight male and don't have to deal with men's bullshit. Men are just worthless and wastes of flesh desu, me included don't worry I'm not saying that I'm some super great guy I mean I suck too but at least I admit it.
Guy always get rly mad at me when I say this because they know it's true, all men are shit. Seriously, become a lesbian. Women are actually nice and won't predate on you
Daily reminder that modern women are garbage and should start to break the mold.
Just because society says you should do something does not mean you should do it. Stop and think about what you're following and use you're brain.
>implying we both haven't frequented 4chan for the last decade of our lives
Nice try tho
sometimes we will talk and text and have meaningful conversations, and other times he will just drown me in one-liners and act completely uninterested
>women are selfish whores
we aren't in a relationship... and giving up sounds advisable because every relationship falls apart despite everyone telling me I'm a "steal"
lesbianism is NOT the answer
Northeastern US, why?
I meant anyone as in some stranger, I wasn't sure if you were including anyone else when it came to being self conscious or uncomfortable about being naked in front of them.
>How could he say no?
Well, he is my dad and I may be underestimating him, but I don't expect him to really desire that in the first place. I've definitely thought about it, I just don't think he's the type to be interested in that stuff.
>tfw just want to be perfect for my senpai
He probably doesn't even suspect I like him this much because he's an unkempt NEET mentally ill robot which just makes him even cuter. Maybe one of you guys also have a shy stalkerish neighbor that's madly in love with you but you don't know because she's 2shy to say anything about it. We r all gonna make it brahs.
>be bullied since 8th grade
>ugly, stupid, fat and insults like this are constant and this guy telling me to kill myself
>four years later I'm basically an anorexic and depressive bitch that wants to die everyday
What the fuck is wrong with me ?
I'm a man tho. I've always been one. XY chromosomes and everything.
Of all the friends I've ever had the women have always been the least selfish and the nicest. Men are selfish pigs. Also they're rapists and like, can you think of anything more selfish than rape? It's basically Selfishness: The Act. Dang.
>every relationship falls apart
Have you ever gotten feedback? If you've left them vengeful you probably already know past problems but if not then it's definitively worth to ask.
Best quote a human being has made:
The road to wisdom?
-Well, it's plain and simple to express:
Err and err and err again,
but less and less and less.
- Piet Hein
I have friends
I'm basically an normie at this point except that I can't fucking eat and socialize with boys
Some guys wanted to date me but since I'm a fucking stupid ass bitch I pushed them away. I can't socialize with men anon.
I have no experience with actual sex, but I have an open mind. If he were the one to initiate it all, I don't think I'd protest. It feels kind of bad to think like that, but at the same time I care a lot less nowadays. It's just a matter of how these new experiences end up happening, I'm just sorta waiting for something.
tbf I've been fucked and hit by men who did not listen to my arguments to leave me be, so I do agree with you on that. But women don't like me, and most of them are too catty for me to like them.
honestly, yes. i have gone over and over again what i did wrong and what they did wrong. often i see i offer too much and let the wrong people in. thus i see no point in trying if i can't pick correctly, as it seems like this robot doesn't care that i'm interested in him now.
I'm non-aggressive and passive and plastic to the point of being just, idk. I feel like a simulation a lot.
I'm not on dating market tho so I'm really more like a virtual friend. All I need is a bit of love n attention and I'm a really good friend I-I think anyway. I look out for people and care for em and stuff!!
I can give u skype from there I don't wanna post it here.
I've been sort of seeing a guy for a while now who doesn't want to commit to anything with me but is not really speaking to me and I am too afraid to assert myself to men so I do not know how to confront him and ask what he would like to happen. Does he really just want time?
>best friend is moving away
>he's the only guy I've ever been comfortable talking to
>we have known each other since childhood
>he's the only one who actually knows who I really am
>he's going to be living with some girl
>once he moves away I'll be friendless
I've been crying every night since he told me he was moving away. He's moving away in 5 days and I won't ever see him again unless I make enough money to fly to Ontario . I don't drive and I have no other friends. I never had a job before. I'm 22 . The only time I have actual confidence is when I'm with me. I get anxious leaving the house and being alone in public because I fear everyone judging me or I get scared of being put into a tough social situation and I don't know how to react properly.
I wanted to give him a goodbye kiss and have sex with him , but he refused and said that it would just lead me on.
shore go ahead
Idk. A few. I've made some really wonderful friends like this.
I sound fake to me too. But here is this! I act stupid on this site, I say weird stuff for the sake of it.
I AM very non-sexual, I think sex is scary and gross I have issues there
I AM massive afraid of upsetting people or taking advantage of people to the point where I just display no aggression and I don't try to make anyone do anything
What I really want is to find people who are ok with being an obsessive clingy worrywort and just let me do my thing but also Appreciate how I am. Like um, like the friends I have seem to at the very least be ok with how I act. I guess they must like me if they stick around. I dunno.
I'm really honestly not looking for romance or sex or anything like that. I'm not really lying on here I'm just kinda being magnified from how I really am. I've never gotten to know someone who told me that I seemed fake or anything or that I'm a bad person or they regretted getting to know me or anything. When I drive people away it's just because I'm too clingy. (I'm clingy with friends and just, awful horrible clingy with romantic partners). But yeah I dunno. If you think I seem fake I guess that's fair because I'm really magnified here. And I dunno what you mean by get like this. I have massive insecurity, a massive need to care for people, and just generally want people to be happy. idk. Everyone has their problems, etcetc
>I wanted to give him a goodbye kiss and have sex with him , but he refused and said that it would just lead me on.
Holy fuck, my sides.
Please be real.
I need to know some roast got rejected.
I'd buy that faggot a beer.
You're so fucking annoying and clingy that homeboy had to move all the way to fucking Ontario to get away from you lololololol.
Post tits tho
Wanna come to Ontario and live with me?
You can stalk him from closer
Is it ever, EVER wise for a girl to meet up with a man she meet on the internet online no matter how nice and cool they were?
I feel like 3/4s of them are predatory in some way, and the only cool ones will be the ones who are literally gay or are just too passive/autistic to think of it.
I used to not worry about this but when even men started telling me how it's a bad idea I'm now scared about it.
Hi. I'm male have social anxiety and need people to talk to.
I'm up early in the mornings Eurotime so I can't really talk to my group as well. Please send aid. safeaccount734 at outlook.com
I'm not entirely certain what I can handle so maybe there won't be much talking.
>having so much to offer
drama,cheating,nagging, money consuming,time consuming and manipulation. my ass you have anything good to offer.
Just consider what the dangers are. I don't think most rapists would like to leave a paper trail for instance.
If I were to be predatory I'd imagine I'd just have it be random acts in combination with observing if there's specific people being alone by habit. As terrifying as that may sound.
I've met a few girls off of here.
They've told me some horror stories, but they were never bad bad like rape or anything.
Just weird guys that didn't talk a lot or guys that talked too much or were snobby engineering students.
Hear a lot of shit about engineering students lol.
Cam with the guy and meet him in a public restaurant/cafe during day time if you're still sketched out.
>tfw you can normally make sane posts that doesn't look like a 12 year old wrote them
>but now the barrier of anonymity is being removed
I didn't think I wouldn't even manage this. I take it back don't email me.
You have no idea how badly I wish for a cute shy stalkerish girl to fall for me. It's actually kind of a fantasy of mine, that she finds out my habits, my hobbies, what websites I go to, even the way I post on here. And then one day I'll get a small box on my doorstep or email or something asking me to meet her so she can confess or something.
Oh okay, it's not so bad then.
I got a couple of wary feelings from some men here that were confirmed but I like this one a lot
Still I got a paranoid feeling he'd try to smack me in my head and rape me or be deviant
Now when I type it like that it doesn't feel like him at all
Wanting to be wanted is different from wanting to be stalked though.
this thread proves 1/10 grills don't want a proper relationship with 1/10 robots, everything we say is true, there is nothing more to it than that
rolling for jailfu
>Now when I type it like that it doesn't feel like him at all
See, don't make yourself all paranoid over nothing.
Not every guy is looking to tie you up and make a human centipede.
Most guys on here are husr introverted losers that have been rejected from society. Not that we're violent or criminals, we just lack the ability to communicate like everyone else does.
>sleep over at only guy friend's house
>he lets me sleep in the same bed as him
>he lets me feel his arms, chest, and thighs
>decide to be more adventurous and attempt removing his pants
>he stops me and says I'm only allowed to touch his penis through his clothing
I have never seen his dick or actually touched it. He let me rub his bulge for awhile. I tried to get him aroused by it, but he said he would never have sex with me because he only thinks of me as a friend. He able to get hard, he just didn't care about having sex with me.
>I have no experience with actual sex, but I have an open mind. If he were the one to initiate it all, I don't think I'd protest. It feels kind of bad to think like that, but at the same time I care a lot less nowadays. It's just a matter of how these new experiences end up happening, I'm just sorta waiting for something.
Your whole life is a mystery man, this shit has to be fake.
>I guess if my dad fucked me at least something new would happen
Praise Elliot. May he roam this earth as a demon til the end of times inhabiting future heroes who will wreak vengeance on all Chads and Stacies.
who /dontlikeoral/ here?
I don't like sucking dick and the thought of it grosses me out. I would only suck a guy's dick if he showered beforehand and hasn't urinated recently.
Better yet, I would only suck on his dick if he was wearing a condom.
I have never tried oral with a condom. Is the flavor and texture of a condom off putting?
Does it still feel good for the guy?
>tfw you're a cute shy guy
>tfw you'll never ask out OP for being a shallow cunt
feels good man
>calling yourself cute
what the fuck? fag
> Implying you have special snowflake status.
>I have never tried oral with a condom. Is the flavor and texture of a condom off putting?
Put a condom on a cucumber and give it a blowjob.
Not fun, it's like a latex rod being shoved in your throat
It feels like that, except the dick radiates heat
>Does it still feel good for the guy?
Nope, he'll likely just go limp and be upset or it'll take 10x as long to blow his load
>see escorts for sex?
I'm a guy but
If you use a prostitute (read: rape a woman) then you should kill yourself. Prostitution, like pornography, is institutionalized rape and promotes human trafficking. You should feel bad.
>If you use a prostitute (read: rape a woman)
>implying that prostitution isn't mostly human trafficking and women who need to prostitute themselves in order to make enough money to live in modern capitalistic society
>implying some women aren't forced into prostitution because of horrific abuse and shit like that
And yeah I know some women do it because they like it but let's be honest, not too many of those exist. And I doubt any of them really like it anyway it's like bdsm desu, bdsm is socially acceptable abuse. It's disgusting. Sex pozzie shit makes me wanna vomit. People are getting herded into abuse and thinking they're suppose to feel awful. It's horrible.
>kick back at my place
>invite friend to go hot tubbing nude with me and some guys (2 girls and their boyfriends)
>he whispers to me that he's bit insecure about his penis size
>tell him that I'll let him into the tub first while everyone isn't looking
>we start undressing in my bedroom while everyone else is freshening up in the other rooms
>room lights are off, but light from outdoor street lights allow him to see a bit of me
>I don't really see his penis since it's dark but I can tell it's not very big
>tell him if he wants to grope me or make any comments about my body, now is the time to do it since I don't want him spilling spaghetti in the hot tub
>he gives me a light smack on my ass then turns me to face away from him
>he hugs me from behind and I can feel his erection as he reaches for my breasts with one hand while rubbing my inner thigh with the other
>he lets go of me and tells me he's done
>hand him my one of my boyfriend's robes and I put on a robe
>we go to the hot tub and I let him in first to test the waters on him
>the girls come outside and remove their towels and get into tub with their boyfriends
>friend is looking at breasts the whole time and being embarrassed that his penis is still visible through the water
>guys make a remark about how long he had an erection and ask him if this is his first time 'seeing titties' before
>throughout the next 10 minutes or so, the people in the group are asking him uncomfortable questions like "Whose tits do you like better?" or "you going to jerk off to this later on?"
>feeling secondhand embarrassment for friend while also shamefully laughing at his mishap
I did my best to not make it obvious that I thought it was funny. I had to think of an excuse to get him out of the tub while obscuring his penis as he got out.
Do as you like, it just sounds like you are using him and giving little in return. Maybe you could help him deal with his autism, anxiety or whatever, so that someday he can function like a normal human being.
There is no such thing as a female robot.
We're fine with you using the board; Hell, I'm not much of a robot myself...
But don't fucking pretend to be in pain. You have no idea how good you broads have it.
we are nothing
What the fuck is that pic
I'm never sleeping ever agin am I
You can't find a look that looks good with your type of facial hair or body hair, just shave it. Especially if it's a neckbeard situation.
Girls respect a man more if he knows how to work with what he got instead of trying to be something he's not.
These threads still fucking happen?
What fucking feels do you have going on? Still looking too manly after the surgery?
I ate a close friends pussy once.
It got kinda awkward afterwards.
>she was going on a date and was really scared of how her vagina looked bad and stuff
>went to a public restroom to inspect
>suddenly pushed my face into it as a joke (presumably)
>start eating her out
>makes weak attempt to push me away
I love that.
>compliments my skills when done
>tell her it's a really nice pussy
That went well. She's still with that guy. And it's perfectly clear it was a one off. Really why would you cheat on some dude if you were interested in me.
If you care about this guy, why make him choose between physical intimacy with you and respecting the wishes of the person who (I assume) pays half the rent?
every fembot thread is literally:
>bunch of beta autists raging at girls with autistic anger
>thirsty beta orbiters desperate for any female attention
>"fembots" might just be guys memeing
these threads are dumb. i don't care if girls post here but honestly who gives a fuck. no one cares if you're a guy or a girl
what is the general area in which you live?
I think I might know you
I don't really see a problem with this, he gets to grope your business and grind his meatshaft into your rear, and although you guys don't fuck he has no obligation to not fuck other girls so seems like a win win.
>roommate wants to see Deadpool with me
>ended up watching with my friends on opening day
>roommate couldn't watch it with me because he was working that day
>he doesn't want to watch with me anymore since I already watched it
One of the reasons why I don't like having a robot friend. They get overly emotional about the littlest things. I told him I don't mind watching it again with him, but he said it wouldn't be the same. He wants to experience something new with me.
>Doesn't even care about what guys think.
>mfw my stupid cunt housemate told my schizo senpai to go away yesterday
I want to fucking kill him, I haven't been this mad in awhile. I won't fucking let anybody get in the way of me and my love. That fat piece of shit better not make my love feel unwated ever again.
I don't love him because he's a schizo, he's a schizo and I love him despite it. But being mentally ill myself I feel like hed understand me more and we could talk about our hallucinations.
I guess he's not as bad as I imagine them then I guess that's fine.
But given that they're hallucinations (and if I understand it correctly his are purely biological) what's the point? It's not like dreams where a large amount of time passes so your mind can do absolutely crazy things.
>falling deeper into depression because of health issues and dog i grew up with passing away
>only left the house once in the last two weeks to get groceries and get tests done
>haven't had any social interaction with anyone in this time, besides cashiers, doctor, and my mother
>no motivation to do anything
>all i do is cook and play digimon
I feel like I'm trapped in an unwilling mind and body. It's suffocating.