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Post you're oneitis
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>>26506096
She's really qt anon. It's a shame she'll never notice you and you'll die alone.
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>>26506131
I know. I'm already used to that feeling
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>>26506163
Yeah me too bud.

455783465456856
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>>26506176

What's going on in that comic? I'm clearly missing something.
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>>26506096
>tfw no oneitis
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>>26506096
I'm so going to print that pic on glossy paper and jerk off on that pretty face.
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>>26506593
Pls don't
Shes a pure girl
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90 pound qt. crush of like four years
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>>26506634
NOT ANYMORE HA !
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I still can't look at pictures of my oneitis. In a week or so, she will have left me a year ago. Yes right after V-day. It hurts.

She can't unfuck 2 years of that pussy and ass and all her holes virgin cards doe. Sorry Cole.
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>>26506096
She has Asperger's Syndrome, but that only makes her more desirable to me ;__:
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>>26506737
>tfw haven't been in love with someone for 6-7 years
it's a good feel even though normies will tell you otherwise
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>>26507039
remotely attractive
aspergers

she must have a roast beef AND unshaved AND smell bad..... even with good hygeine.
I mean the hottest assburgers cap at a six :(

you don't really wanna oneitis/date/marry......
>>26507080
I haven't in about half this now
it's unrealistic
i have to watch......

i fucking hate it.
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>>26506096
>tfw have major oneitit
>tfw can't talk about her because she browses /r9k/
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>>26507039
im really picky but anon unless you are chad abandon ship because thats one seriously attractive semen demon
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>>26507146
in other words you fell for some random female tripfag instead of someone you know IRL
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>no freckled, curly haired gf
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>>26507193
I wouldn't be that stupid fampai
We met in a thread a while ago and talk pretty much all the time off-site
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>>26507146
hmph.
have her come out and say it
she browses here
we should be able to fucking BURN THE WITCH AT THE STAKE if she literally shuns you solely for being a robot

>>26507193
all the irl chicks could be old/fugly/fat/burned out SINGLE MOMS.

>>26507223
^5 anon
i agree... i <3 pale and freckles.
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>>26506496
Dangers of browsing tumblr in public
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>>26506096
Hey, I actually know that girl, she even sucked my cock two months ago. Sorry pal.
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>>26507234
It's not that, I don't talk about her because I don't want her to find out my feels
She knows I'm a robot
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>>26507264
Is there some part of you deep down that wants her to find out ?
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>>26507224
Either way you met on /r9k/
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>>26506096

Your oneitis is Michael Jackson?
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>>26507249
Oh wow that's not a well conveyed 180 of the camera.
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>>26507254
Liar.

>>26507264
why the fuck not?
more friendzone?
what's the point
i mean unless you're like me
and was working on an mba, and on yourself in the gym to hit 14% body fat but plateau at 178 lb weakling skinnyfat at six foot two and a half anyway just to have it all go to shit when your ex "friend" fucking tells her god knows what in pm

and then she blocks you saying she has no intention of dating ever because you hid your REAL personality from her

but that's just it oneitis will create pleasant personality diffs.

even the 6.5 before they gain 15+ lbs and get married at 23 because THEY can sleep around, have their fun and settle down.....

>>26507299
so what!
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>tfw have onitis gf

I am very grateful
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>>26507254
Uh huh
Where is she from?
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>>26507352
She's cheating on you with Chad btw.
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>>26507356
Who cares ? The only thing that matters is that she swallowed gallons of my thick, warm, jewish cum. Don't be mad, bro.
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Had lunch with her the other day, just her sitting there messing with her hair just made me want her that much more, then I realised I'm me and this is reality
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>>26506096
>you're
fuck off
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>>26507473
Agreed btw.
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>>26507392
damn i knew it
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I would post but paranoid someone would find out who she is and who I am and ruin my life
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>>26507650
I know who you are
post her or i'll tell everyone where you live
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YEEZY SEASON NIGGAS

CHECK HER OUT ITS THAT TIME
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>>26507688
Fuck who are you. Prove it. Where do I live?
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>>26506496
She's looking at boobs and the old people saw it.
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>>26507715
No.
fuckable for a nig
but seriously.

also tripfags?

yeezy? really?

no.

>>26507747
looks like milhouse WILL NEVER BE A MEME!
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>>26507688
Fuck dont do it man
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>>26507318
>>26507295

I'm just waiting for the right time man
Of course I want her to find out but right now it doesn't feel right since we both got important stuff going on in our lives
But I'll confess once it's out of the way
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>>26507715
>it's clear she's taking a favorable pose that make her look less fat
>don't mind her fat at all I bet
I do mind how dishonest that is.
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>>26507849
Agreed.
I hear you.
I have nobody left to even try to develop feels for

it hurts bad man :(

nobody REALISTIC woudl MAKE ME SEXUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY ATTRACTED

and NOBODY SEXUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE OR EVEN JUST SEXUALLY FOR THAT MATTER IS REALISTIC.
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>>26507912
It's ok man, I was like you a couple months ago
The difference is I got extremely lucky and struck gold

I'm not gonna lie like the others who found a girl and tell you that it'll come to you too
If I hadn't seen that thread and posted on it, I'd be just like you
And maybe in a few more months something will happen and I'll be back there

The other guys who are in love here will tell you that there's someone for everyone and you have to keep searching but that's only because it worked for them
It's like someone who won the lottery and tells you that if you keep playing you'll win for sure too one day

So stop making it the focus of your life because chances are it won't happen
If it does, good for you but if it doesn't then too bad

If you want a relationship that much the only sure way is to either become gay or a trap

Focus on yourself, become selfish and you'll live better
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>>26506096
This bitch will end up being a femdom escort in her early 30's.
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>>26507715
you can tell shes fat as fucking fuck by that line on her neck
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>>26508236
Mate, shes not only pretty, shes really fucking smart
A few days ago she won a national prize on my country for an essay about nature she did
Shes got a great future ahead
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>>26507106
>unshaved and smell bad

>pretending that's a bad thing in a woman
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Not the best photo of her
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>>26508440
Also these were taken last year during formal
I'm trying to completely forget her now

I wish to find a better girl
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>>26507039
>She has Asperger's Syndrome, but that only makes her more desirable to me ;__:

Horseshit. She has trendyburgers. True spergs cannot smile genuinely like that.
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>>26508512
to be fair she rarely ever uploads photos, so she must have spent hours trying to make that smile
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>tfw your friend/roommate obsessed over a girl for 10 years but doesn't even try cuz she's a lesbian
>tfw when you pull her 3 weeks out of your last relationship

He is 5'9 though so I'm not surprised he failed.
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>>26507223
top tier oneitis
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>>26508310
Doesn't matter desudesudesu
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that's bae
orig
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>>26507785
Shit that happened to me yesterday.
I was browsing /tv/ in the bus, I was at the front and it was crowded.
So I'm just scrolling down the catalog on my phone and I stumbled upon some cuckposter thread, you known, the ones who put nsfw pics on a sfw board.
So there's this nigger fucking this white girl on the screen.
I quickly scrolled past it but some people saw.
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>>26506096
>>>>>problem glasses
>hairy chin
>black eyes indicating shit mudskin genetics
>posts pictures of herself on the internet
>those eyebrows
>looks smug as fuck
HAHAHA you have garbage taste.
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>tfw stalking oneitis
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>>26508829
Definitely looks more aspie than the previous picture
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>>26509256
She doesn't look like she is "unobtainable hot" go for it! But I guess that if you're here you are probably too ugly or something
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>>26509577
Sadly, I took that photo a year ago, and I didn't see her since then. I live in a small town, with less that 10000 people, but I never saw her on the street or anything. I also lost all hope of ever seeing her again because i'll be moving this year
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God damn, no wonder we have so many sad sacks here now, you all are shooting for the stars and failing miserably. The oneitis threads we used to have here were pretty reasonable, I don't know what happened to change that.
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>>26506096

those are some wierded out nigger mixture genes there

looks like a trans michael jackson
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>>26506096
is this sauce op?
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>>26510259
Kill yourself
Stop shitting just because she won't ever love you
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bump le bumpity
pls don't die I want to see more oneitis
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>>26506096
>>26506163
iktf two well

jdimsa
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>>26510259
what a milf
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all of them are at least 7+ and they are probably way above your league considering you're on /r9k/. it's like you are asking to get hurt. Did you just lose all hope and admire them from a distance? It's pathetic either way
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>This comment is original and if you don't believe me you can eat a bag of freshly peeled dicks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKRQMCHlONU


>she will never notice me

;-;
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>tfw you will never eat fruit and ice cream with her
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>>26506096
>4chan.org/b/
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>>26512828
>one scoop of ice cream

She isn't going to satisfy my high test needs anytime soon with that......
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>>26512701

sup, /tv/
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>>26512828
>You will never use proactive on her forehead
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how should i ask for my crushes number?
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me with oneitis *sigh*
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>>26513175

Write "what yo digits girl?" on your dick and then show it to her.
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>>26513221
>me

lol fuccin loser
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>>26513237
that wont work, thats the worst way of doing it
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>>26513129
kek, the shade
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>>26513254

Works for Chad. If she doesn't react positively she's not interested anyway.
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>>26513221
You look like a serial killer. She should beware.
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>>26513251
it's me, no interest in posting some other random person with her? here we are changing a tire together after we went to homecoming as friends :(
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i'd probably be able to get her if i actually tried
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>>26513274
im serious, showing a girl your dick wont work.
what world do you live in?

i just want to know how i should ask
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>>26513313
>mfw he's unironically friendzoned

lad just dump her
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>>26513221
i'll never forgive you for killing John Lennon
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>>26506096
Good taste. Mine kinda looked like this. I let her go though cuz she's a muzzie and I had no chance.
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>>26513313
>>26513221
you're a top qt good luck I believe in you
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>>26513327

Dude, what do you expect, you're asking how to ask someone a question. Stop being a sissy and just do it at some point when you see her next.
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>>26513394
ok, what if she says no? why would she say no?
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>>26513313
C U C K
U
C
K

You're literally worse than a slut. You're a beta provider who gives validation to sluts.
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>>26513419

If she says no then you know where you stand and move on. She's already made up her mind whether she'll fuck you or not, she knew within seconds of seeing you, how you ask for contact information isn't going to make a damned bit of difference one way or the other.
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>>26506096
i'm oneitis
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>>26513468
i doubt fucking comes into her head when she meets people.
i dont care if she fucks me yet, i just want her number right now
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fuck, haven't talked with oneitis for like a month, she blocked me from everything.

oh dear god, the pain....
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>>26513442
I changed my tire, bud, she just kept me company while I did it because I gave her a ride
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>>26513380
never really been told that before, thank you anon ;_;
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>>26513540

Phrased differently, she's sized up any potential suitors and whether or not she'd respond positively if they made advances on her. Ask her and get it over with.
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Oh I really really want her
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>>26513592
that you're cute or that someone believes in you? I really mean both friend :-)
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>>26513628
well, i know asking is the best way of know if she'll say yes but, how else can i know without asking that she might say yes?

I want to ask but i would like to refrain from asking if i know she hasnt shown any signs of liking me, i feel like she has but i could be completely wrong.

what are the signs that she'll respond positively if i made advances?
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>>26513313
KEK
U C
C U
K
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>>26513327
never ever ever show a girl your dick unless she either ASKS to see it or you ASK if she wants to and she says yes. girls are not "visual" people like guys. a guy would be perfectly content with a girl breaking the ice with a picture of her naked (speaking generally here), but girls are NOT THE SAME. this is super important... guys assume a girl is gonna go crazy over a dick pic, but what does she do with it? she's not gonna masturbate to it, she's not gonna base whether she wants to sleep with you or not off it. girls want to get to know you, they're attracted to who you are. I'm not saying they don't care about whether you're attractive physically, but it's not as big of a factor for girls as it is for guys.

DO NOT BREAK THE ICE WITH A DICK PIC. DO NOT SEND UNSOLICITED DICK PICS. THAT WILL LOWER YOUR CHANCES.
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>>26513786
>dont show a girl your dick unless she asks
thanks
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>>26513671
either really haha, but it's just nice to hear someone compliment my looks, even if it is a stranger on the Internet. thank you :)
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>>26513823
yeah you look fine, better than most
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>>26513709

You're not going to get anything without sticking your neck out bruh, that's just the nature of the beast for dudes. Facing rejection and getting it over with is far better than agonizing over signals because girls are always retarded when it comes to that shit and keep everything within the realm of plausible deniability. If you're looking for an easy and safe option you're not going to find one, so spare yourself the headache.
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>>26513890
ok, but are there any signs that could help?
i'll probably ask next time i see her if i have the opportunity and the balls.
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Not talked to her since September 2014, need to find out where she lives.
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>>26513933

There is no universal, some girls will do everything they can to get in the face of some dude they like, others will do everything they can to hide from them, and they'll never tell you beforehand one way or the other. Just remember your asking for a number/date, not a marriage proposal.
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>>26513943
woah famalam
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>>26506096
General question, how do you pronounce oneitis?
is it, One-i-tis?
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>>26513977
yeah, i know, but it will make class awkward afterwards if she says no, i dont know how much im risking, if anything.
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Previous oneitis. I have a new oneitis but she doesn't have social media.

I have her number but I only texted her the day after if she wanted to eat breakfast. She said she was leaving that morning though to go back home since it's reading week.

I don't know if I should even text her again until I see her after reading week and ask to do something.
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>>26514003

If she shoots you down being polite and ambivalent towards her if you have to talk to her at all until the class is over isn't the end of the world.
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>>26513987
one - eye - tiss
it's "one" with the suffix "-itis," since "-itis" is often used to denote a disease of some sort (even though the suffix actually means "inflammation of the"). here, oneitis is a disease where someone thinks a person is the "one," their "soulmate," whatever.
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>>26513987
Compound word. Say it like it's parts but fast.
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>>26513984
What you woah famalaming at
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>>26514168
your oneitis good sir, woahworthy
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l Iove Elsa.
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>>26514076
should i talk to her more before i ask?
if i should, what should i talk about to see if she likes talking to me?
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Can I have a male oneitis? He sent me this snap.
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>>26513943

I've had one just like this. her face was smaller, hair was redder, and she had gloriously huge tits (K-cups).
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>>26513987
yes it is, you are right
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>>26514228

Yeah, should talk to hear a little bit beforehand, just going up to her and asking for her number then running away isn't really advised. Talk to her about something class related if you have no other ideas and suggest studying or something.
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>>26507039

>aspergers

When will this meme end?
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I know the girl in OP's photo. I have her facebook pulled up, actually.
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>>26514237
HOLY FUG THATS ME
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>>26514344
i do talk to her in class, she sometimes asks for help, and so do i. i have talked to her after class a few times
>suggest studying
should i suggest studying while asking for her number? like, "Hey, wanna study together sometime? Can I have your number so we can talk about class?" like that?
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Can't post picture, she browses areninekay.

Where is love now, out here in the dark
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>>26514365
>>26514237
I'm a guy btw message me
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>>26514410

Yeah, that'll get the job done. Like I said before, if you've been talking to her some already her mind is already made up about you, if you extend an offer she'll take it without much hesitation if she's into it.
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>>26514434
Why the fuck that bitch browses r9k?
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I've never met her and I never will but she's still the one
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>>26514510

Oh, dude who even knows. I live with her and can confirm she's more or less a shut-in except for when we go get beers or whatever. She just doesn't seem to care about meeting new people despite the fact that she's likeable and socially competent when she is out.
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Pretty sure she had a thing for me at one point, I just failed to notice and capitalize on it. Her name has been my password for all of my accounts for years.
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>>26514584

>living with your oneitis

Jesus, anon.
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Not doing it in case she's both tumblrwhale AND a hacker 4chan. I would be rekt as fuck, especially if someone tracked it.
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>>26507223
i felt in love immediatly
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>tfw no girl to be obsessed with
i actually know a few girls that could be material and even have a chance with some of them but none of them is worth the fell in creepy love with...
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>>26514346
>>26508829
it's the angle. she looks a lot less attractive normally
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>>26507715
wtf is a YEEZY??
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oh god make it stop
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>>26513221
dude. is this her? if so i know her.
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>>26515643
not her, sorry. this is her
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>>26506096
>Caring about womyn
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too worthless in general to ever marry her
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>can't continue to like anyone who doesn't like me back

thank god, i'd never want to end like this
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>>26506096
So close but so far.

original now senpai
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She makes me cumsies
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>>26506176
I tried calling your phone number but it doesn't work.
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>>26508206
whenever i see something related to Guy Fieri, it makes me mad.

my oneitis's favorite meme was Guy Fieri. She had a wallpaper of rare pepes, and many of the rare pepes were ones made by me, but she fucking hated me. i don't know if that's irony or what.

i always wondered how she would feel knowing like 30% of her computer wallpaper came from the tortured soul of the guy she hates.
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She posts these kinds of pics on her tumblr.
There's nothing wrong with her. I've only spoken to her 4 times.
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>>26516563
W-whats her Tumblr anon?
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Ill never see her again
I think she hates me
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Ex oneitis (she married with baby)

Worst feel
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>tfw no qt trap
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it tears me up because a month ago i saw "the one", and god had given me the chance to do something and i fucked it up.

Might be fun to run through the whole story, everyone at my work laughed at me though...
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>>26517288
Feel free to post it brah, we'd like to hear it.
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friend's birthday (turning 20) so i decide to shout him a movie, got barely any free time.
Take the night off work, see th emovie, pretty good but that's not important. Gotta take the train home, so we sit on those fold up seats for disabled people that look across the train?
Full as heck, old lady keeps staring at me, freaks me out though.
So I'm taking to my bud, and everytime i do i see this girl looking at me, and she smiles, i can't help but smile back cos I'm an idiot.
This goes on for a while, friend ask what I'm looking at and I tell him to shut up, don't need his help cockblocking myself.
Old people get off train, bud gets off train, pretty much just me and her now (thank christ).
she moves closer, like 2 seats away from me now, keep exchanging glances, notice her appearance.
11/10, cute tattoo behind her ear, best goddamn legs in existence.
Get to my stop, here we go.
Get up, walk past her smiling, get off the train and hate myself.
It was just me and her, and I still managed to beta out, statistically I'll never see her again.
jave similar stories too because I guess I'm only beta internally

I'll never forget her though,
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>>26516202
Is that you, Michael Jackson?
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What hurts the most is that she's married

to a slav
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>tfw blue-haired oneitis
>tfw she has a boyfriend

I should give up, right?
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>>26515628
great tier oneitis

kinda looks like elliot though desu
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>>26518218
Fuck you, I'm a slav

You got what you deserved for being so bitter, I hope Slava rips her pussy apart every night with his uncircumcised cock
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>>26516405
postoriginalem
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>>26513221
your hair looks like it wants to eat her
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>>26507249
>follow girl at work
>she posts tons of lesbian porn only during my working hours

She's doing it on purpose, I fucking know it.
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>mfw can't find oneitis anywhere online

Just kill me senpai.
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>>26514584
>>26514804
holy hell that's pathetic
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>>26514694
That's creepy and damaging you should probably stop.
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>>26506096
I've come back onto /r9k/ just throughout the day, and every time I see this girls picture, I fall for her. 'Grats, Op, she's too fucking cute for me to handle.
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>>26521189
No it's not, it's just a bad password
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>>26521230
No. I promise. It's creepy.
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I don't have one.
This used to be my oneitis but my soul has been calloused too much to feel lyricism or butterflies or love for her anymore.
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>been together for 2 years
feels good man
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>>26514812
There's no such thing as that, anon. Post her now
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OP has the best QT so far, step up your game faggots
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