She's really qt anon. It's a shame she'll never notice you and you'll die alone.
Yeah me too bud.
90 pound qt. crush of like four years
I still can't look at pictures of my oneitis. In a week or so, she will have left me a year ago. Yes right after V-day. It hurts.
She can't unfuck 2 years of that pussy and ass and all her holes virgin cards doe. Sorry Cole.
She has Asperger's Syndrome, but that only makes her more desirable to me ;__:
she must have a roast beef AND unshaved AND smell bad..... even with good hygeine.
I mean the hottest assburgers cap at a six :(
you don't really wanna oneitis/date/marry......
I haven't in about half this now
i have to watch......
i fucking hate it.
have her come out and say it
she browses here
we should be able to fucking BURN THE WITCH AT THE STAKE if she literally shuns you solely for being a robot
all the irl chicks could be old/fugly/fat/burned out SINGLE MOMS.
i agree... i <3 pale and freckles.
why the fuck not?
what's the point
i mean unless you're like me
and was working on an mba, and on yourself in the gym to hit 14% body fat but plateau at 178 lb weakling skinnyfat at six foot two and a half anyway just to have it all go to shit when your ex "friend" fucking tells her god knows what in pm
and then she blocks you saying she has no intention of dating ever because you hid your REAL personality from her
but that's just it oneitis will create pleasant personality diffs.
even the 6.5 before they gain 15+ lbs and get married at 23 because THEY can sleep around, have their fun and settle down.....
YEEZY SEASON NIGGAS
CHECK HER OUT ITS THAT TIME
I'm just waiting for the right time man
Of course I want her to find out but right now it doesn't feel right since we both got important stuff going on in our lives
But I'll confess once it's out of the way
I hear you.
I have nobody left to even try to develop feels for
it hurts bad man :(
nobody REALISTIC woudl MAKE ME SEXUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY ATTRACTED
and NOBODY SEXUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE OR EVEN JUST SEXUALLY FOR THAT MATTER IS REALISTIC.
It's ok man, I was like you a couple months ago
The difference is I got extremely lucky and struck gold
I'm not gonna lie like the others who found a girl and tell you that it'll come to you too
If I hadn't seen that thread and posted on it, I'd be just like you
And maybe in a few more months something will happen and I'll be back there
The other guys who are in love here will tell you that there's someone for everyone and you have to keep searching but that's only because it worked for them
It's like someone who won the lottery and tells you that if you keep playing you'll win for sure too one day
So stop making it the focus of your life because chances are it won't happen
If it does, good for you but if it doesn't then too bad
If you want a relationship that much the only sure way is to either become gay or a trap
Focus on yourself, become selfish and you'll live better
Also these were taken last year during formal
I'm trying to completely forget her now
I wish to find a better girl
to be fair she rarely ever uploads photos, so she must have spent hours trying to make that smile
>tfw your friend/roommate obsessed over a girl for 10 years but doesn't even try cuz she's a lesbian
>tfw when you pull her 3 weeks out of your last relationship
He is 5'9 though so I'm not surprised he failed.
Shit that happened to me yesterday.
I was browsing /tv/ in the bus, I was at the front and it was crowded.
So I'm just scrolling down the catalog on my phone and I stumbled upon some cuckposter thread, you known, the ones who put nsfw pics on a sfw board.
So there's this nigger fucking this white girl on the screen.
I quickly scrolled past it but some people saw.
>black eyes indicating shit mudskin genetics
>posts pictures of herself on the internet
>looks smug as fuck
HAHAHA you have garbage taste.
Sadly, I took that photo a year ago, and I didn't see her since then. I live in a small town, with less that 10000 people, but I never saw her on the street or anything. I also lost all hope of ever seeing her again because i'll be moving this year
God damn, no wonder we have so many sad sacks here now, you all are shooting for the stars and failing miserably. The oneitis threads we used to have here were pretty reasonable, I don't know what happened to change that.
all of them are at least 7+ and they are probably way above your league considering you're on /r9k/. it's like you are asking to get hurt. Did you just lose all hope and admire them from a distance? It's pathetic either way
>This comment is original and if you don't believe me you can eat a bag of freshly peeled dicks.
>one scoop of ice cream
She isn't going to satisfy my high test needs anytime soon with that......
it's me, no interest in posting some other random person with her? here we are changing a tire together after we went to homecoming as friends :(
If she says no then you know where you stand and move on. She's already made up her mind whether she'll fuck you or not, she knew within seconds of seeing you, how you ask for contact information isn't going to make a damned bit of difference one way or the other.
fuck, haven't talked with oneitis for like a month, she blocked me from everything.
oh dear god, the pain....
well, i know asking is the best way of know if she'll say yes but, how else can i know without asking that she might say yes?
I want to ask but i would like to refrain from asking if i know she hasnt shown any signs of liking me, i feel like she has but i could be completely wrong.
what are the signs that she'll respond positively if i made advances?
never ever ever show a girl your dick unless she either ASKS to see it or you ASK if she wants to and she says yes. girls are not "visual" people like guys. a guy would be perfectly content with a girl breaking the ice with a picture of her naked (speaking generally here), but girls are NOT THE SAME. this is super important... guys assume a girl is gonna go crazy over a dick pic, but what does she do with it? she's not gonna masturbate to it, she's not gonna base whether she wants to sleep with you or not off it. girls want to get to know you, they're attracted to who you are. I'm not saying they don't care about whether you're attractive physically, but it's not as big of a factor for girls as it is for guys.
DO NOT BREAK THE ICE WITH A DICK PIC. DO NOT SEND UNSOLICITED DICK PICS. THAT WILL LOWER YOUR CHANCES.
You're not going to get anything without sticking your neck out bruh, that's just the nature of the beast for dudes. Facing rejection and getting it over with is far better than agonizing over signals because girls are always retarded when it comes to that shit and keep everything within the realm of plausible deniability. If you're looking for an easy and safe option you're not going to find one, so spare yourself the headache.
Not talked to her since September 2014, need to find out where she lives.
There is no universal, some girls will do everything they can to get in the face of some dude they like, others will do everything they can to hide from them, and they'll never tell you beforehand one way or the other. Just remember your asking for a number/date, not a marriage proposal.
Previous oneitis. I have a new oneitis but she doesn't have social media.
I have her number but I only texted her the day after if she wanted to eat breakfast. She said she was leaving that morning though to go back home since it's reading week.
I don't know if I should even text her again until I see her after reading week and ask to do something.
one - eye - tiss
it's "one" with the suffix "-itis," since "-itis" is often used to denote a disease of some sort (even though the suffix actually means "inflammation of the"). here, oneitis is a disease where someone thinks a person is the "one," their "soulmate," whatever.
your oneitis good sir, woahworthy
Can I have a male oneitis? He sent me this snap.
Yeah, should talk to hear a little bit beforehand, just going up to her and asking for her number then running away isn't really advised. Talk to her about something class related if you have no other ideas and suggest studying or something.
i do talk to her in class, she sometimes asks for help, and so do i. i have talked to her after class a few times
should i suggest studying while asking for her number? like, "Hey, wanna study together sometime? Can I have your number so we can talk about class?" like that?
Yeah, that'll get the job done. Like I said before, if you've been talking to her some already her mind is already made up about you, if you extend an offer she'll take it without much hesitation if she's into it.
I've never met her and I never will but she's still the one
Oh, dude who even knows. I live with her and can confirm she's more or less a shut-in except for when we go get beers or whatever. She just doesn't seem to care about meeting new people despite the fact that she's likeable and socially competent when she is out.
Pretty sure she had a thing for me at one point, I just failed to notice and capitalize on it. Her name has been my password for all of my accounts for years.
dude. is this her? if so i know her.
So close but so far.
original now senpai
whenever i see something related to Guy Fieri, it makes me mad.
my oneitis's favorite meme was Guy Fieri. She had a wallpaper of rare pepes, and many of the rare pepes were ones made by me, but she fucking hated me. i don't know if that's irony or what.
i always wondered how she would feel knowing like 30% of her computer wallpaper came from the tortured soul of the guy she hates.
She posts these kinds of pics on her tumblr.
There's nothing wrong with her. I've only spoken to her 4 times.
Ill never see her again
I think she hates me
Ex oneitis (she married with baby)
it tears me up because a month ago i saw "the one", and god had given me the chance to do something and i fucked it up.
Might be fun to run through the whole story, everyone at my work laughed at me though...
friend's birthday (turning 20) so i decide to shout him a movie, got barely any free time.
Take the night off work, see th emovie, pretty good but that's not important. Gotta take the train home, so we sit on those fold up seats for disabled people that look across the train?
Full as heck, old lady keeps staring at me, freaks me out though.
So I'm taking to my bud, and everytime i do i see this girl looking at me, and she smiles, i can't help but smile back cos I'm an idiot.
This goes on for a while, friend ask what I'm looking at and I tell him to shut up, don't need his help cockblocking myself.
Old people get off train, bud gets off train, pretty much just me and her now (thank christ).
she moves closer, like 2 seats away from me now, keep exchanging glances, notice her appearance.
11/10, cute tattoo behind her ear, best goddamn legs in existence.
Get to my stop, here we go.
Get up, walk past her smiling, get off the train and hate myself.
It was just me and her, and I still managed to beta out, statistically I'll never see her again.
jave similar stories too because I guess I'm only beta internally
I'll never forget her though,
What hurts the most is that she's married
to a slav
>follow girl at work
>she posts tons of lesbian porn only during my working hours
She's doing it on purpose, I fucking know it.
I've come back onto /r9k/ just throughout the day, and every time I see this girls picture, I fall for her. 'Grats, Op, she's too fucking cute for me to handle.
I don't have one.
This used to be my oneitis but my soul has been calloused too much to feel lyricism or butterflies or love for her anymore.