If you long for human contact you were never a robot in the first

Longing for human contact is critical to being a robot. The core of robotness is longing for human contact but not getting it.

You on the otherhand are just a psychopath,

>>26503429

Shut the fuck up failed-normie get the fuck out you delusional cunt.

I want it but I'll probably never get it.

>>26503411
Moron troll.

No we were the robots to begin with precisely BECAUSE we yearned for something....more.

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Daily reminder that most normies love to appear miserable in the eyes of other normies to gain attention. Pretending to be a robot is the sole reason why normies and failed normies come to this board. They want to act miserable so they can get noticed by other and gain more attention from others. If you ever wanted to become normal (aka longing for human contact) you were never a robot in the first place and you need to get the fuck out of this board attention hoarding bastard.

>>26503509
"failed normies"
dude... seriously?

you have a special type of robot who is the "true robot"?

jesus h fucking christ
no wonder fit and fa faggots started coming in here :(

I've always longed for human contact, namely intimate female contact, the rest is just a show/display for the most part, though truth be told I do need friends too.

>>26503429
>>26503429
>The core of robotness is longing for human contact but not getting it.
That's called being a faield normalfag. Robots (and wizards) reject society completely and like being alone.

>all these autists

You'll never get a gf zoz

>>26503564
>dude... seriously?
>dude
>seriously
>
>jesus h fucking christ
>I've always longed for human contact, namely intimate female contact
I hope you die, fucking cunt. Reddit, go back there.

>>26503583
If that were true r9k wouldn't exist

>>26503606
/r9k/ is full of failed normie feel fags, Chads and Stacies.

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>>26503411
>OP makes thread saying people longing for human contact cant be robots
>Mfw he expects replies
>Mfw he expects (You)'s
>Mfw he expects sage

You first OP.

>>26503583
Then why do you bitch about loneliness?

>>26503564

>I've always longed for human contact, namely intimate female contact

you have to realize that you. just like the other 60% of this boards lurkers, are a person who failed to become a normal member of the society not because you wanted to but because you tried and tried but couldnt become normal. you have no place here. you are nothing but a failed normie you dont understand what being a robot is. you would turn into a normal person given the chance as if you were never a failed normal scum. just get the fuck out loser.

if youre longing for sex, having a gf, having friends and human contact, youre just another failed normie. stop pretending to be a robot. you get more replies on reddit.

>>26503638
You're a dense fucking cunt, aren't you, normalfag? When did I bitch about loneliness, faggot? It's the fucking feelfags and attention cunts who post >tfw no gf threads. Those are the same failed normalfags who post cuck threads, race bait, pretending to be succubi and other useless shit that belongs to /soc/.

>>26503583
liking being alone

does not mean liking being *SINGLE*

one can like being alone/hate being bothered by small talk and shit

and still need fucking sexuality and intimacy beyond a robot/prostitute/pet.....

>>26503604
I hate reddit moron.
You go there if you like it so much.
it's not like gonewild bitches aren't all taken or married unless they're hideous

meanwhile the actual not failed redditor at 34 fucking years old has a 22 year old cute faced wife, even if she's getting chubbier again

that he's been fucking since she was 19 and gorgeous. *sigh*

FML

what? you think I wouldn't go there if I could SUCCEED?

>>26503676
this
i force myself to talk to people and go out with girls just so i don't look completely sociopathic
in reality i could not care less about making friends and having a gf and all that shit

>>26503411
i call bullshit. at some point every robot wants to feel acceptance. But what makes a robot a robot, is that they accept the loneliness and lack of consistent human interacting theyll ever have, thus stoppping any desire to be normie. every robot wants to be normie as some point.

>>26503700

>being this much in denial

god damn what a sorry ass little bitch

>>26503712

>at some point every robot

yeah because you met every robot on earth and made a survey. fuck off redditor scum.

The average /r9k/ poster is a failed normie, beta-orbiting faggot cunt who's a slave to succubi and Chads.

You socially anxious, white knight faggots need to fuck off and post your pathetic feel faggotry and muh loneliness garbage on reddit.

I'm glad there are true robots, apprentices and wizards here besides me.

>>26503700
Kill yourself, normalfag. You know where you need to go back to, beta-orbiting, succubi-loving normie.

>>26503751

failed-normie shaming must become a meme on /r9k/ so true robots can take over the cancer that is >tfw no gf and sex related threads.

>>26503744
its only natural, it only starts very young, where you either make friends or you dont. you cant say youve never wanted a friend or companion at any point in life, no matter what degree you prefer to interact with them

>>26503786

stop projecting faggot

>>26503712
>every robot wants to be normie as some point.
This is how you spot a failed normalfag, everybody. No, a true robot doesn't want to be normal. A true robot detests society, whores and Chads who rule it.

If you want to become a part of something that hates you, you're a failed normalfag and you need to kill yourself or go back to /soc/ like a pathetic little normie you are.

>>26503800
only id you stop being in such denial. fucking look at yourself

>>26503777
I can't tell you how glad I am that people like you still exist on /r9k/. 4chad is becoming cancer.

I'm tired of these valentine day posts. Fucking normalfags and their failed normie slaves are ruining this board.

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>>26503564

get out of here Sonny rrreee

>>26503693
Man seek psychiatric help its a serious sign of psychosis to blame others for your problems.

>>26503805
so youre saying youve never wanted any human interaction whatsoever? yet there are threads constantly here about women hate and loneliness and such. it isnt entirely black and white. you just wish it were that way to make your argument work for yourself

>>26503846
if only I had anywhere to go
tfw: camwhores are pissy you talk about yourself/your life/needs/problems

claim to be experts on sexuality/dating/etc
and NERDY

BUT ARE REALLY JUST USING NERDINESS AND THE FACT THEY GOT ALL FEEDER MODE ON THEIR FORMERLY ATHLETIC 18 YEAR OLD SELF AT 22 TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF PEOPLE TO FAP OVER A TWO DIMENSIONAL MOVING IMAGE SO THEY CAN FUCK AND HAVE LOVE TOO........

AND BE OPEN RELATIONSHIP.

I really hate all you idiots trying to decide who is a robot. I'm a cyborg and have been here since the beginning. Board belongs to me and only me. Fuck off, newfags. Blox.

>>26503786
>you cant say youve never wanted a friend or companion at any point in life
I can say it because it's true, normalfag.

I hate society and the fake, shit-eating Stacies and Chads who dictate everything. You're their little slave.

You're a weak, pathetic little faggot who would do anything for succubi and Chads. Continue sucking up to Chads and succubi, little shit. I'm sure one day you'll find yourself a good, fat succubi just so you can feel like you belong in society like a good little conditioned faggot slave.

>>26503849
I don't have problems nor do I need help from Chads and Stacies. All I want is for normalfags like you to leave us alone.

>>26503901
board belongs to anyone who feels socially outcasted. failed normies, cyborgs, robots, etc. only difference is robots get butthurt as fuck because of their lack of interaction ever in their life

>>26503890
>yet there are threads constantly here about women hate and loneliness and such
Those are failed normies. I want all threads that mention succubi and sex to be banned from /r9k/, no exception.

>>26503935
You call any human that doesnt agree with you a normalfag you need alot of help as you do have mental issues.

>>26503901

fuck off faggot nothing belongs to you and dont own shit. you can be a redditor without ever going on reddit. its called genetics normalfag piece of shit.

even the robots don't want me ):

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>>26503956

>come on /r9k/
>tell people to get psychiatry help

>>26503956
You sound like a redditor.
>seek help
>mental issues
Surprised you didn't use the word toxic. Go back to /sock/ and reddit.

>>26503970

maybe because youre a disgusting normalfag? kill yourself.

>>26503916
someone has burnt out ambitions. if you do what you enjoy, what does it matter, whether it is being a 'slave to society' or locking yourself from the world. if thats what makes you hapy in the long run, go for it. but i knoe given the opportunity a lot of you would try to do somethong more, and it mostly comes down to appearance.

>>26503890
>so youre saying youve never wanted any human interaction whatsoever?
I know a failed normalfag cunt like you can't fathom it. That's why you are and always will be a failed normalfag in denial.

>>26503936
why would someone feel like an outcast if they aren't one?

>>26503991
But really seek help dude this isnt healthy at all.

>>26503953
well tough shit. like the robot you are in life, youre going to have to deal with everyone elses shit on here still. emigrate bitch

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When is this no truROBOT meme going to die? This is getting ridiculous.

>>26504004
>but i knoe given the opportunity a lot of you would try to do somethong more, and it mostly comes down to appearance.
That's what sets apart us, the real robots, apprentices and wizards from you failed normalfags, Chads and Stacies.

>>depends on your definition of outcast i suppose

>>26504028
You reek of normalfaggotry, normie.

4chad 2016, everybody.

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I don't think robots can be categorized in the broad stroke of not wanting human contact. By the same token, I don't think all people can be painted with the brush of desiring human contact. There are people who will want to connect with others and never earn that chance, and they'll wander the world alone and broken and hollowed and discolored by an off-putting shade of gray.

Then there are others who can't deal with human contact and shun it. Some will have it forced upon them anyway. Some will recede from the shores of the world. Some will change and desire it, some will never change and shun other people for the rest of their days, for better and for worse.

You can't call either side a failed normie, because there's robots in both camps. Robots aren't born. Someone who longs for human contact but is turned away each and every time becomes encased in a robot shell by the steady, unfeeling march of time and rejection. Even the robots who don't want human contact come to form their worldview over events through childhood and adulthood. Development affects everyone differently.

In the end, it doesn't matter if we call each other robots or failed normies, really. We're all still here in this shitpile. The results tell the story that matters most.

>>26504031

when normalfags like you leave

>>26503643
Considering normie is the default in society doesn't that make everyone a failed normie ?

ITT: No True Scotsman.

>>26504050
Stop this insane normalfag banter my friend it is a sign of mental immaturity to lack personal accountability and blame others.

>>26504028

wow fuck off

>>26503936
I would agree, had you not shamed my robot brethren. So, gonna have to give you a Ree.

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>>26504061
Fuck you, I'm here forever.

>>26504052

>I don't think

stopped reading there

>>26504052
>There are people who will want to connect with others and never earn that chance, and they'll wander the world alone and broken and hollowed and discolored by an off-putting shade of gray.
AKA failed normalfags.
>Then there are others who can't deal with human contact and shun it. Some will have it forced upon them anyway. Some will recede from the shores of the world
AKA robots and wizards.
>Some will change and desire it
Never were robots to begin with.

That's all there is to it. You're either an attention seeking, sex-starved, succubi-loving failed normalfag or you're a robot/wizard.

>>26504062

>normie is the default in soc

true robots are not participating in society

>>26503959
Nope. I was here first. Tell me a feel or gtfo. Top hats and cigars are preferable.

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>>26504080
>>26504119

you will leave eventually when failed-normie shaming becomes a meme here like fat shaming on /fit/ and your >tfw no gf cancerous threads wouldnt get any more replies. yeah you will leave.

>>26504071
Fuck off normie get out and leave

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>>26503411
>muh misanthropy

get bent kid

>>26504135
No champ you're here forever

>>26504071

oh boy seems like we got a sutbborn normie here

>>26504135
It will never be a meme, if I was going to leave I would have left already. I've been using the internet since before all you underage faggots were born.

>>26504062
Read the shit you wrote again and think.
>doesn't that make everyone a failed normie
Only if you strive to be a normie. That's the definition of failed normalfag. You're right when you say that we're all born normalfags because small children are by default normalfags.

Wizards and robots can't be failed normalfags because they never strived to become normalfags in the first place. I can forgive failed normalfags who stop trying. Only when you stop trying completely and reject Succubi can you become a robot.

Failed normalfags are people who try their best to be a part of society, have a succubi, sex and friends, but ultimately fail (and continue trying).

>>26503411
THISTBQHWYF

>boo hoo i can't get a gf :(((

failed normies are not robots

>>26504156

>you're here forever
>you

yeah im here forever, not "you", normieshit

>>26504135
Again, I have been here from the start. You could not possibly understand my feels, I am here forever.

>>26504071
>sign of mental immaturity to lack personal accountability and blame others.
Can you sound like a chad any more than you do now, redditor? I'm sick of you normies.

>>26503916
only I'm not..... I can't bring myself to bow to the succubitches.....

besides they trash themselves/age poorly/won't submit to me.....

>>26503935
I would like their help.
I won't lie.
They have good non STEM/TRADES jobs.
They have CONNECTIONS.

They can at least help me make enough money to buy a female I can sleep with, touch, cuddle date, sweet nothings with, rubber free, std free etc.

Something no one on this board can.

One non fat, non old, non ugly

What if I would really rather be alone but want the ulterior benefits of social interaction?

You aren't born a robot. Robots aren't born...

Robots are created. They are the products of their environment, of their upbringing. I'm sorry anon, I should've been there for you. I didn't prepare you for life and now you suffer the consequences.

I just want to let you know now that I believe in you son. You have a good head on your shoulders and ole egg dad is always all ears.

I'm proud of u kiddo

>>26504176
>this nigga
Nope

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You'll never be alone, no matter what you are.

You can be normie, robot, I'll always believe in u son

>>26504214
Where's your faggot face today, pops?

>>26504214
This.
No you don't
you're just another beta male fuckup too.

go away.

>>26504208
>want social itneraction
You're a failed normalfag.

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>>26504208

then pic related happen. the king of robots.

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i made poll. lets decide if gf, sex and female threads should be banned on /r9k/. i will send this too gook moot:

http://strawpoll.me/6822950

>>26504239
At least I can read.

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>>26503700
>liking being alone
>does not mean liking being *SINGLE*
Pathetic. You need to go back, Chad.

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>>26504237
You don't have to love, me, you don't have to like me, but just know ole egg dad will always have ur back son.

>>26504239
I may of failed but i can fuck you're bitch!

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r9k wasn't meant to be for wizards and those not seeking human contact
[spoilers]so no[/spoiler]

>>26504263
>says he wants social interaction
>also claims he wants to be alone
Failed normalfags, everybody.

>>26504312

it is now. get the fuck out. we hate you.

>>26504322
>>says he wants social interaction
Buy I literally did not say that.

>>26504303
The faggot in your picture is the perfect example of a failed normalfag.

>>2650433
nah its belongs to the failed-normies and chads now anon, it was never yours

>>26504312
>muh succubi, I need muh succubi
>muh sex and friends
End yourself, nromalfag.

>>26504338
he didn't fail, he's a regular normalfag. being ugly doesn't prevent someone from being normal.

spread the poll

http://strawpoll.me/6822950

Fucking newfags, GTFO!! Ree. Seriously though, goodnight friends. I've got work in the morning, and then I've got to study histology, so see you in 6 hours. Don't forget to be /gentlemen/.

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>>26504338
I'll admit it, I'm a failure. I wanted to be someone I wasn't and I paid the price. Don't be like you're ole pop son. Don't follow in ole eggdad's footsteps. Be happy, just be happy.

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>>26504350
but m8 r9k was turned into >tfw no gf
don't get pissy when that's what it always was

>>26504351

this. most normies are ugly. just go out and look around.

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>>26504336
>he wants the benefits of being a Chad while not actually being a Chad
Absolutely pathetic. I want failed normalfags like you to leave.

I guess I'm a failed normie then. I've never really tried to be normal but I would like a friend or something.

>>26504351
Yeah, I guess you're right. After all, most normalfags are not attractive. They're just regular folk.

>>26504382
>I've never really tried to be normal
>I would like a friend or something (also a succubi who I can be a good little slave to)
Pick one, normalfag.

>>26504368
> always.
Nope, try again. >tfw no gf was the original cancer. I'm really going to bed this time, though.

>>26504380
I didn't say anything about the benefits of being a Chad, I just want to have someone else handle legal processes for me and to buy and sell things without maintaining an identity or personal relationships. I want to be able to get everything I wamt from my desk, without having my signature on anything.

>>26504414
I want those things but have made no attempt to get them. Not hard to understand.

>>26504418
Then this could be considered cancer then, since r9k was meant for oc and original greentext stories.

>>26504382
Good. Beta-orbiting failed normalfags are starting to realize they don't belong here and shouldn't call themselves robots.

Now you realize that being a robot is more than just being a virgin. The only thing left for us robots to do now is take our board back and push the normies and their slaves back to /soc/ and reddit.

>>26504001
how can I be normal if I'm literally fag? If it makes you feel any better I've never had an opportunity to act on my unnatural desires.

>>26504440
>I want those things
Failed normalfag. You haven't made the attempt to get those things because you're ugly. That's the only thing keeping you from being a full blown normalfag Chad.

That's the definition of a failed normalfag.

>>26503411
If you are a biological organism you were never a robot in the first place. Leave, robot-pretender normiescum.

When I destroy this world, I will spare the robots.

>Tfw schizoid
>Tfw the true master race

All you unterroboten make way for the king.

>>26504470
>how can I be normal if I'm literally fag?
Faggots and other degenerates are the definition of normal. Fags are the most sex-obsessed, perverted cancer on this planet.
>I've never had an opportunity to act on my unnatural desires.
But you want to which is why you're a failed normalfag.
Ugly, pathetic, rejected faggot who's a slave to anal cavities and primitive, normalfag urges.

>>26504471
Actually it's because I've been a shut-in for years. I might be ugly maybe but I'll never be chad regardless.

>>26504475

stupid unfunny cunt

>>26504495
Schizoids are to wizardry what having blue eyes and blonde hair were to Hitler and the Nazi racial ideologies.

Schizoids are literally Untermenschen in the wizard/robot world, but not all schizoids are wizards of course, they're just much more likely to be wizards.

>>26504532
Ugly or not, you're a failed normalfag. You want sex, succubi and social acceptance. Don't get defensive over this, I'm not insulting you, I'm just helping you understand that you're not a robot.

>>26504536

I think you meant Ubermenschen.

They are the only ones who are true wizards, as they don't want relationships or contact with anyone.

>>26504533
Wasn't a joke.

You're all pretending to be something you're not to be a part of a pseudo-exclusive club.

Protip: Everybody is a normal human. Some are just fitter than others to survive.

Real robots and wizards, we need to ask/force the gook in charge of 4chad to give us a board all for ourselves. Let /r9k/ burn.

We need a board where any mention of sex, wanting to have friends, succubi and other normalfag garbage is a bannable offense.

We can do it. Spread the message all over /r9k/ and 4chad. Spam it until Hiroshima or whatever his name is gives us our own board.

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>>26504587

>Protip: Everybody is a normal human.

this is the saddest day for /r9k/ have now become a hive for redditor parasties like you.

>>26504582
>I think you meant Ubermenschen.
Yes, that's what I meant. It's 12 pm where I live and I haven't slept yet.

>>26504567
You don't want those things? Not even a tiny bit? I acknowledge that people aren't really meant to be alone.

>>26503443
Toasty faggot?

>>26504587
>Everybody is a normal human
Anyone who desires sex, succubi and companionship is normal.

>>26504631

fuck off roastie chaser

>>26504626
>Not even a tiny bit?
I fucking DETEST it and any real robot does too. I don't want anything to do with Stacies, Chads and other normalcunts. You have to understand this. I don't failed normies like yourself as much as I hate normalfags, I just want you to leave or at least stop spamming this board and 4chad in general with sex, succubi and feel faggotry.

>>26504631
Hello, succubi-loving, normalscum slave.

>>26504186
Dude just go already this is not right at all you lunatic you are insane by definition because you live in your own world.

>>26504686

>on /r9k/
>calls others insane

you are not wanted here

>>26504111
Inactivity is a form of participation

>>26504172
You don't need to ''strive'' to fail at something. You said it yourself that we're all born normies, your failure at keeping it up somewhere down the line is what makes you by definition a failed normalfag.

>>26503751
This, so fucking much of this.

Original comment.

>>26503829
>4chad is becoming cancer
>becoming

It already is, (almost) every board is filled with these fucking normalfags who can't stop talking about their gfs or sex.

>>26504738
Failure at keeping up something is not the same as rejecting it, normie.

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It's happening, robots/wizards. Get in, faggots >>26504781

>>26504809
But you only reject it BECAUSE you failed at it, because you couldn't keep it up. Its incredible that you honestly believe you rejected anything because you chose to.

>>26504860
>Its incredible that you honestly believe you rejected anything because you chose to.
This why you're a normalfag. You will never understand. I can't help you understand if you don't want to listen.

>>26504663
I don't post those things, I rarely post at all. And If I did post a feel then it would probably be something that many here could relate to. but whatever.

I thought the idea behind the "robot" is that you're not really human anymore. Your flesh (human desire for interaction, love, etc.) has dissolved, thus becoming a robot. Robots don't care if they're loney, or have no gf, or are a virgin. That's the idea of the robot, right?

>>26504883
You need an insane asylum seriously just make sure your psychologist is a man.

>>26504509
I-i just want to snuggle anon

>>26503708
H-how do those things make you look sociopathic?

I'm asking for a friend

>>26503708
>in reality i could not care less about making friends and having a gf and all that shit

The same here.
It's a pain in the ass during family gatherings or some mandatory events in uni, just have to force yourself to say or do something so you don't look like a complete autist.
I don't want to fucking talk to people, they can fuck off