Your alarm clock will be going off soon wagecuck. I know you will feel groggy and unrested from insufficient time off, but you know how Monday traffic is! Mr. Shekelstein will be checking your time card to make sure you weren't late once he gets to the office after his morning round of golf.
>>26504319 You seem stressed out! That can't be good for Mr. Shekelstein's bottom line, wagecuck. Have you considered taking up smoking? Sure it would destroy your health, but you would be a more effective employee!
>>26504412 Not every job is cleaning puke off of a bathroom floor at a fast food restaurant Some jobs really are enjoyable, I get paid to play videogames and be autistic. I love my job. But you'll never come close to even a fast food job, because no one wants to hire a 28 year old that's never had a job before, there's obviously something wrong with him
>>26504390 I work at Taco Bell and everyone I work with likes me and I've been on 2 dates with different girls i met working there. It honestly feels like working with family and since I close it's super comfy. My home life sucks right now and I'm going to be moving out soon and living with my buddy who also works at Tbell. Taco Bell has literally improved my life. Im a guy who doesnt mind just getting by on making shit money. I have everything I need and make enough to support myself. I perfer my life now compared to the life I was living when I was going to school.
>>26504474 So, you wake up a fit, muscular and attractive male. The first thing you do is mosey on over to your large literature collection, filled to the brim with literary masterpieces that are intellectually stimulating and complex. Then, you walk over to the kitchen (which you assuredly own and bought all of the proper equipment for) and make a diverse and nutritious meal. Then, you just start meditating on physics and advanced mathematics, likening yourself to Newton or Einstein, because you're just as smart and capable as them right? Afterwards, you volunteer at the local non-profit organization (which often include long applications and interviews, not unlike a job) where everyone worships you for being the smartest one there, and being so helpful to the entire planet. THEN, after all this, you go over to Cha - I mean wagies house to fornicate with his 8/10 wife or gf. After patiently waiting for your check on the 1st or 15th, collected from the american people, you count it out, admiring all the hard work you've done today. You then practice classical music in the "piano lounge" where people applaud your talent and taste
This is all done with a meager check collected from the gubment
Somewhere, in all of this, you manage to shipost every sunday about how you have it better than those who work, and brag about how great you are. And don't forget the >tfw no gf threads
but those are surely bait, right? Because you are so amazing
Oh no! He's right! I am such a slave to my job and money! I will never lead a life as fulfilling and and enjoyable as a handsome, intelligent NEET. What was I thinking getting that BS and playing college sports? WHAT A WASTE!!!
Listen close fellow NEETs, do you hear that? It's the sounds of those early rising wagies getting ready for work! I get to sit here snug and wrapped in my blankie every dawn and listen to the peaceful sounds of the wagecuck preparing to leave. Doors opening and closing, garage doors, some occasional muffled talking or coughing and the sweet pur of engines humming.
Well, off you go! Perhaps I'll finally decide to rise out of bed around the time you get home.
Alright this is the cold hard truth about this. >Work +Money >NEET +Time +Freedom +Energy
It all depends on your own situation but if you have someone to leech off you should do it, fuck dignity. Our lives are very short to spend caged and enslaved. Money is nice because you can buy the things that you like but it's still not worth it.
>he thinks most NEETs are supported by bux >he thinks most NEETs wouldn't be able to replace him after a few days of training >he thinks trump won't make the economy worse for everyone below the upper-upper class, rendering this wagie's superfluous position untenable and unsustainable
This nigga can't dish the bantz for shit; all that wagecucking must be damaging his mental faculties and rendering him embarrassingly dull.
If you rush, you can probably still squeeze a cup of coffee into your morning routine to get those creative juices flowing; not that you'll need them today, anon. We'd only see what you had to say after all of your daily productive force had been milked out of you by Shoahben Shekelstein and Associates anyway.
>>26503386 If you want to live the NEET life that's perfectly fine by me, if you're comfortable getting by and don't require material things that's actually fair enough. Personally I enjoy my work, I work as an electrical engineer and an currently doing research on how the city I live in can reduce its power consumption for same level output (particularly in lighting)which I find extremely rewarding and enjoyable I suppose it's the same case for NEETs except your achievements are along the lines of "can I reach sixteen faps today?" or "I wonder if I'll level up on my WOW account" Each to their own Tbf
>hey guys im an engineer >by the way, I'm an engineer >I'm doing engineering things today btw in case you didn't know >I studied engineering in Uni >i love engineering btw >did I mention that I'm an engineer? >for example today I'm doing engineer stuff >I find it very enjoyable and rewarding, the engineering stuff, I mean >btw I'm an engineer
>work in emergency services >help people everyday >get sent letters and flowers for helping them >only work 40h a month, barely 1,33 hours a day if you think of it spread out. >earn 89$/h (weekends it even becomes 190$/h) Your move smug frog, I'm literally saving people, getting paid for it and thanked while also earning however much I want. The 40h are just what's expected, I can work 20, 80 or 120 a month if I choose so.
>tfw buying whatever I want >tfw bought an apartment in my capital >NEETs will never ever know this feel
Better get up soon NEET. After all it's time for your self improvement schedule, AKA watch anime and insert yourself as the MC from 9:00 till 22:00.
>>26504974 Kek'd Dunno what it's like in burger land but in the UK we left subject stigma in the 90s people just study what they find stimulating. I'm sorry you didn't manage to finish your Design "engineering" Bsc because you found CAD to complicated
>>26504871 Let's see someone try to replace me with just a few days of training. You'd need a pretty skilled programmer with vast knowledge of the financial industry. Good luck trying to do a fraction of what I can do, neet.
>>26504994 You don't get it do you cuck? Whilst you're getting Kek'd by everyone in society we get paid brainsurgeon bux to sit around kind of doing sorted something, and sit around doing whatever we like (games)
>>26505049 It's in the private sector and requires me to to have massive empathy and stomach made of ice. I don't want to actually give any details of the company itself because you'll be able to Google it fairly easy and in this company we're expected not to disclosure anything about the company such as salary or services without supervision.
But I can tell you that If I was in a 4 hour shift I'd spend around 2 hours helping people over the phone with issues, spend another hour fixing shit by the computer,, reports and whatnot and spend the last hour actually helping people in threatening situations.
> worked their asses off > such a difficult and prestigious education that only 6 trillion chinese and indian shit farmers were able to get the same degree > Mr. Shekelstein already filed H1-B paperwork to replace you with them at half your wage > muh STEM master race lel
>hey guys guess what i don't have to go to work today >.... BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB :^) >seriously i have a lot of free time because i have no job >have i told you i have no job lately, it's been five minutes >so i get to do whatever i want because i have no job
tfw NEETS have fallen to these depths. Long gone are the days when we used to appreciate the wagecucks who make it possible for us to live this way. Some countries force people to work or they will receive zero income if they NEET it up too long. Some dont. These millenial newfag NEETs take the easy life granted. I hope you all will be unable to lazy it up for a years so you will truly appreciate it afterwards.
>>26506450 Lol lying fag! My ex gf had severe schizophrenia and she only got $700 from the government. Unless of course if you're from europecuckastan than I'd take back what I said about the lying part but you're still a fag
>>26504345 hah, not true, my neet friend had both his parents died, unbeknown to all of us, he had the genius idea of not paying rent in their flat after they passed - several months later they drill the doors down while he's on the shitter and kick him out onto the road. Now he lives in a temp dosshouse and could be facing homelessness at any point. Not a good way to go. I'd rather be a wagie and have a roof over my head thanks.
>>26506704 >I'm a wagie, but I manage to entertain myself without friends
So you arent a normalfag like me? You are actually a loser with no friends?
Gaming is for manchildren I mean seriously grow the fuck up dude the dopamine you get from video games should be drained by the time you are 21, I mean there are better ways to waste your corporeal existence like hanging out with friends and doing drugs.
>>26506636 This society is fucked, no matter how you look at it NEETs live in comfy bliss for a few years, but if something bad happens (which they almost always do) they have no one to help them and risk being homeless or even worse, in prison if they get caught out with welfare fraud.
Wagies on the other hand just get fucked over repeatedly and while they get small doses of comfort, they know that they will always have to go back to that miserable place they hate going and doing the same shit over and over again, sure they can study and get a better paid job but its still the same shit no matter how you look at it.
I'm currently a NEET but I hate thinking of the future, the only responsibly I do is chores so my mom won't bitch at me. My step dad charges me rent so there goes half my NEET bux and having severe anxiety and autism makes it really difficult to go to school or find a job.
>>26506809 Solitary pursuits are for temporary things only weirdos can be happy being by themselves all the time thats why people say get a life because you need a life to keep you entertained during your limited existence on this planet. >>26506808 Money is power anon with money you can get food, drink, and all sorts of nice material things.
>>26506886 Im only human anon I can help wanting social validation all the time its how our fucking species is psychologically designed thats why we outcast weirdos like you that dont want to be socially compatible with us faggot. >>26506884 What are the actual logical reasons why you are unable to find employment?
>>26506939 But life is work anon you must work to know life you fucking faggot, how dare you defy one of your evolutionary imperatives, all men are supposed to work for the tribe(all of humanity) you disgusting piece of shit.
>>26507068 >You will live in intellectual poverty Smartness dont mean shit if you cant apply if numbskull thats why smart dudes actually invent things then they get bored. >>26507068 >hand to hand combat techniques. A nice hook in the nose and you are done for faggot.
>>26507161 "Empowering" in what way? What power does it give you if you never do anything with it? What will it get you in the end if you never make use of it?
Neither my money nor your knowledge will be of any use to us when we are in the grave. In the end, only the lasting legacies we build will matter. But of course NEETcucks don't have legacies because producing something of lasting value is too much like work to them.
>>26506807 in all fairness bud I sympathise, but it is possible. I have severe depression, anxiety and schizophrenia and I manage to drag myself (just) to work every day. Sometimes you'd be surprised what you're capable of when you don't have a choice.
>>26507303 >What power does it give you if you never do anything with it?
It is empowering because understanding is empowering. It opens up new avenues to be explored. It gives you a new worldview.
Again, your utilitarian bias is leaking. You don't _need_ to do anything. You could do it, but it's not a necessity. You definition of doing it also seems to neglect the possibility of people working independently. People could "something of lasting value" without leaving their rooms; they don't need to enter the academic circuit or to work for somebody in order to do that.
It seems to me that you're more interested in the social capital that could be reaped from such activities than the actual "legacy".
>>26507422 >People could "something of lasting value" without leaving their rooms; they don't need to enter the academic circuit or to work for somebody in order to do that.
Yeah, but they probably should if they want people to notice their work actually existed.
Your epic NEET novel about a young man's love for his waifu won't be much of a lasting legacy if it just gets deleted with the rest of your porn after you die.
Society is *how* legacies are transmitted into the future in the first place. Without giving something back to society that society sees worth preserving and continuing on, there is literally no difference between spending your life "empowering" yourself and spending your life dry-humping your daki.
>>26507501 All that circular logic changes nothing: NEETs are still able to produce works of lasting value without subscribing to social dogmas. It's even easier nowadays when you have several channels for independent artists/workers to distribute their shit.
Fun fact: I'm not a NEET, I'm just taking my time with these posts because utilitarian views trigger me.
>every once in a while get a little bored >"hmm maybe being a wagecuck wouldn't be so bad, I could use a little extra spending money" >get job >"hmm, nope this still sucks" >quit, usually walking out in the middle of a shift to piss off the normies as much as possible
My worst day NEETing is better than my best day working
>>26507606 Once again, wagie gets BTFO and resorts to vulgarism, as his damaged brain cells are incapable of formulating an adequate response. But, hey, no worries! Mr. Shekelstein likes nothing more than brainless slaves like you! Teehee!
>>26507779 Another wagie BTFO right here, lads. Keep 'em coming. We know that you need to vent your frustration out. But I understand you, if I was getting cucked by Mr. Shekel like a beta wagie ragie boi, I would be mad, too.
Anyone ITT claiming to get money from the government is either a britcuck or lying. Getting SSI/SSDI is virtually impossible in the states unless you have an extreme disability, in which case there's still tons of hoops to jump through and it usually takes upwards of a year.
>>26507851 Stop kidding yourself, you know it's the truth. There's still time for you to reconcile with society and become a functional human being. Come join us outside, anon, the sun is bright and there's free donuts.
Brother is basement dwelling neckbeard who is living neet life, happy and loving everything about it
I have option to join piece of shit brother and live off parents wealth, no need to help people with their teeth
Lived neet life for several years after finishing college and not motivated to do shit with life, t'was nice sleeping in and having mommy as modern day servant
Then reality starts to set in...disappointment from parents who can't tell their child no, friends who moved on to lives full of marriage work and kids, a sense of worthlessness that I can't kick...
When it comes down to it, you do with life with what you want and hope it works out for you, the neet life was sustainable, but after a while I feel like no one around me cares or takes me seriously...I treat patients and make good money, I have autonomy and some days are shit but in the end, I have the independence to make these choices
Neets only have the freedom of free time and nothing more so let them wallow, like my brother and waste away, the sedentary lifestyle will kill them off slowly but surely
Oh ya, autonomy means I sleep in like you everyday and pay people to do work for me which I turn a profit on...I'm the equivalent of your parents or monthly government check, except I can still get pussy and make grown up decisions, something you can't
If you're happy, it means you're too young to understand how your family feels about you. They "wageslave'd" for you before you were born and still have to. Like this guy said >>26507927 we all know 95% of the posters here aren't getting anything from the government.
>>26508057 Neither rich or insane. I've been tested. I'm just a frugal person, I'm happy with very little.
>>26508062 I became neet after working for two years straight out of high school. I tried going to college but didn't like the experience. I've been neet for 5 years, I'm 24 now. I've lived with roommates, I've lived by myself, and yes, now I live with my parents. I'm happier that way.
>>26508078 i mean do you think you wouldnt be hapy playing in some band just hanging out and practicing everyday with one or two free beer gigs on weekends? how about learning to draw and making some comics and fan art gathering a small following and showing at conventions or learning some bmx and doing cool tricks with your buddys and filming them there are countless choices, there have always been, nothing ever stoped you not work, not school not even being a neet yet you do none of those things only complain
>>26508163 I do many of these activities, except I need to provide for myself....my drumset and car cost money, my hobbies take time and money as well...I stopped bmx after 3rd grade and I run a business...I don't complain, I handle my work and participate in things that I enjoy that are within my means, like any practical individual....how do you go on about doing the things you love with no personal source of income; your reasoning only goes so far until your hands are back open asking for more...I take on what I can afford and handle, sure there's plenty more I want but I'm not some faggot who is gonna run to daddy for that, can't knock me for wanting and actually having some self worth
>>26508233 my hobbys require a one time investment, i actually bought my keyboard with my first paycheck of my first job. I learn to play it with youtube videos so no expenses at all drawing come on, i only need to replace pencil once a month and papper is super cheap 3d modeling doesnt cost anything and if you use blender you can modrl on anything so its my cheaopest hobby so far same with coding since i already own a computer, i get classes tho but thats just because my mother wants me to be able to code in case someday i need a job wich is something i wont really need ever so there you have it most hobbys are practically free, you can work for wallmart for 2 months during busy hollyday time and have enough for a year, not to mention that eventually you become so good at your hobbys you are able to support yourself
>>26508340 I respect your take, however I plan on doing more with my life than buying a pencil a month and using YouTube videos to learn art...I disagree that hobbies are practically free, sure, some But I have plans to travel the world and get more out of life than what you describe, and frankly that's not possible without the money I'm making...beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I can't relate to anything you mention but hear where you're coming from
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