Only a few more hours left until a fresh work week wagecuck.

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And once again, lil' wagie gets his life incredibly cucked by Mr. Shekels need for a yacht. But, hey. They are contributing to society. They are helping the poor.

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>>26503386

This is how wagecucks live, two fleeting days of freedom sandwiched between ten days of slavery and oppression. Sad.

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Your alarm clock will be going off soon wagecuck. I know you will feel groggy and unrested from insufficient time off, but you know how Monday traffic is! Mr. Shekelstein will be checking your time card to make sure you weren't late once he gets to the office after his morning round of golf.

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> tfw wagie thinks about this thread when he's at work

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>>26504000
Checked

The trips have spoken

Wagecuck is furious

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Beep beep! It's about that time wagecuck.

Another day, another dollar.

>tfw boss surname is GOLDBERG

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>>26503386
Wagecuck here.

All of this is 100% true. I hate my life. I hate having to work to own everything I have. I hate that I can't just quit it all, and live without losing it all.

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>released game i made by myself on steam
>game gets played by sizable youtube lets player
>game starts to pay me a little more then a part time job

I'M SO CLOSE TO LIVING THE NON-PARASITIC NEET LIFE I CAN FUCKING TASTE IT

>>26503386
How would you live without a job?

I'm assuming in your parent's house, unless you have some other source of income

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>>26503702
And then its 5 days of work sandwiched between 4 days off
nice logic, NEET

You know, I tend to wallow in more self pity while unemployed, like I am now. I actually envy wagecucks

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>>26504158

Uh oh. Better pump yourself full of chemicals to power through this Monday. Mr. Goldberg has his eye on that new Callaway driver!

>>26504209
Game name?

But I get paid to shitpost all day. OP does it for free.

>>26504226
Thank you 226

Work harder wageslaves, your boss wants his 4th Ferrari.

Every fucking day before work I come here and see that fucking frog, fuck you. Let me know how that lifestyle works out for you when mommy kicks you out of the basement

>>26504319
That's their secret
mommy is never kicking them out of the basement

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>>26504319
You seem stressed out! That can't be good for Mr. Shekelstein's bottom line, wagecuck. Have you considered taking up smoking? Sure it would destroy your health, but you would be a more effective employee!

>>26503386
Am I the only one who likes working?

It gets me out of the house and makes me feel like I accomplished something other than waking up at 1pm and jerking off 3 times

plus grabbing new vinyls and getting drunk aint free

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>>26504390
Sounds like fun! Count me out!

>>26504390
>plus grabbing new vinyls and getting drunk aint free

It is when you NEET, wagie

>>26504412
mmkay i will

I'm curious though, every OP ever that makes these threads will never state what they actually do on a daily basis. It's always just acting smug and superior to those who work.

So, what do you do?
Lay out a schedule for me

>>26504422
I don't want to live off handouts and I doubt I could anyway. Plus living away from family or anyone who can give you shit is nice

>>26504412
Not every job is cleaning puke off of a bathroom floor at a fast food restaurant
Some jobs really are enjoyable, I get paid to play videogames and be autistic. I love my job.
But you'll never come close to even a fast food job, because no one wants to hire a 28 year old that's never had a job before, there's obviously something wrong with him

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>>26504430
You will find pic related helpful.

>>26504390
I work at Taco Bell and everyone I work with likes me and I've been on 2 dates with different girls i met working there. It honestly feels like working with family and since I close it's super comfy. My home life sucks right now and I'm going to be moving out soon and living with my buddy who also works at Tbell. Taco Bell has literally improved my life. Im a guy who doesnt mind just getting by on making shit money. I have everything I need and make enough to support myself. I perfer my life now compared to the life I was living when I was going to school.

>>26504474
wagecuck BTFO

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>>26504452
>Not every job is cleaning puke off of a bathroom floor at a fast food restaurant

You are on 4chan, and you tell me that 4channer can have different job then at fast food? Nice joke.

4channers are loser wageslaves or NEETs.

>>26504345
Mommy will die one day though.

>>26504474
So, you wake up a fit, muscular and attractive male. The first thing you do is mosey on over to your large literature collection, filled to the brim with literary masterpieces that are intellectually stimulating and complex. Then, you walk over to the kitchen (which you assuredly own and bought all of the proper equipment for) and make a diverse and nutritious meal. Then, you just start meditating on physics and advanced mathematics, likening yourself to Newton or Einstein, because you're just as smart and capable as them right? Afterwards, you volunteer at the local non-profit organization (which often include long applications and interviews, not unlike a job) where everyone worships you for being the smartest one there, and being so helpful to the entire planet. THEN, after all this, you go over to Cha - I mean wagies house to fornicate with his 8/10 wife or gf. After patiently waiting for your check on the 1st or 15th, collected from the american people, you count it out, admiring all the hard work you've done today. You then practice classical music in the "piano lounge" where people applaud your talent and taste

This is all done with a meager check collected from the gubment

Somewhere, in all of this, you manage to shipost every sunday about how you have it better than those who work, and brag about how great you are. And don't forget the
>tfw no gf
threads

but those are surely bait, right? Because you are so amazing

>>26504501
I know what you mean dude
I actually like my co-workers, and being in the prescence of people who are in the same situation as you feels good

>>26504534
I'm a machinist

>all these wagekeks getting mercilessly BTFO

>>26504572
All the girls that are cute that work there are in highschool though. Soon it will be frowned upon for me to hit on qts, that will be the day i start to dislike my job.

>>26504608
Hopefully you'll have been made asst manager or something by then

You can make it breh

And if all else fails, you can try to find milfs

>>26504534
I'm a programmer and get paid 6 figures a year.

>>26503386

Oh no! He's right! I am such a slave to my job and money! I will never lead a life as fulfilling and and enjoyable as a handsome, intelligent NEET. What was I thinking getting that BS and playing college sports? WHAT A WASTE!!!

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Listen close fellow NEETs, do you hear that? It's the sounds of those early rising wagies getting ready for work! I get to sit here snug and wrapped in my blankie every dawn and listen to the peaceful sounds of the wagecuck preparing to leave. Doors opening and closing, garage doors, some occasional muffled talking or coughing and the sweet pur of engines humming.

Well, off you go! Perhaps I'll finally decide to rise out of bed around the time you get home.

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I love how completely fucking assblasted wagies are in these threads.

>>26504684
>>26504675
>>26504599
samefag

get a job u worthless loser

Stop taking taxes out of my fucking paycheck I don't want to pay for your newest animu pillow girl

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>>26504746
Sorry there wagie, just remember to vote Trump if you aren't in favor of NEETs

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Alright this is the cold hard truth about this.
>Work
+Money
>NEET
+Time
+Freedom
+Energy

It all depends on your own situation but if you have someone to leech off you should do it, fuck dignity. Our lives are very short to spend caged and enslaved. Money is nice because you can buy the things that you like but it's still not worth it.

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>>26504746
Have an issue? Grab a tissue! Teehee

>>26504658
And I'm Donald trump.
It's ok, wagie, you don't have to lie.

>>26504768
>vote Trump
Oh I will be
I really don't enjoy financially supporting your degeneracy
>>26504779
Says the one with a cum rag and piss bottles

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>>26504798
Thanks friend, when Trump wins the economy will be so great that money will just fall out of the sky and then everyone can enjoy NEET life

>>26504798
Looks like somebody got buttblasted by Mr. Shekelstein today. What happened? You refused to work overtime? Oh please don't tell me... he FIRED you? Oh pooooor wagie.

>>26504790
Why would I lie to a bunch of losers? I'm at work right now. Imagine that, I get paid big bucks to do what neets do for free.

>>26504829
Looks like somebody god buttblaseted by Mr.Step-dad today. What happened? You refused to take out the trash? Oh please don't tell me... he GROUNDED you? Oh pooooor NEETie

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>>26504798

>he thinks most NEETs are supported by bux
>he thinks most NEETs wouldn't be able to replace him after a few days of training
>he thinks trump won't make the economy worse for everyone below the upper-upper class, rendering this wagie's superfluous position untenable and unsustainable

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>>26504855

This nigga can't dish the bantz for shit; all that wagecucking must be damaging his mental faculties and rendering him embarrassingly dull.

If you rush, you can probably still squeeze a cup of coffee into your morning routine to get those creative juices flowing; not that you'll need them today, anon. We'd only see what you had to say after all of your daily productive force had been milked out of you by Shoahben Shekelstein and Associates anyway.

>>26503386
If you want to live the NEET life that's perfectly fine by me, if you're comfortable getting by and don't require material things that's actually fair enough.
Personally I enjoy my work, I work as an electrical engineer and an currently doing research on how the city I live in can reduce its power consumption for same level output (particularly in lighting)which I find extremely rewarding and enjoyable
I suppose it's the same case for NEETs except your achievements are along the lines of "can I reach sixteen faps today?" or "I wonder if I'll level up on my WOW account"
Each to their own Tbf

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>>26504937

>hey guys im an engineer
>by the way, I'm an engineer
>I'm doing engineering things today btw in case you didn't know
>I studied engineering in Uni
>i love engineering btw
>did I mention that I'm an engineer?
>for example today I'm doing engineer stuff
>I find it very enjoyable and rewarding, the engineering stuff, I mean
>btw I'm an engineer

Thank God you nerds barely talk in real life.

>>26504974

Municipal engineers are so useful and needed I'm sure their cities would fall into chaos if they didn't show up for one day or six years.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/12/long-lunch-spanish-civil-servant-skips-work-for-years-without-anyone-noticing

>work in emergency services
>help people everyday
>get sent letters and flowers for helping them
>only work 40h a month, barely 1,33 hours a day if you think of it spread out.
>earn 89$/h (weekends it even becomes 190$/h)
Your move smug frog, I'm literally saving people, getting paid for it and thanked while also earning however much I want. The 40h are just what's expected, I can work 20, 80 or 120 a month if I choose so.

>tfw buying whatever I want
>tfw bought an apartment in my capital
>NEETs will never ever know this feel

Better get up soon NEET. After all it's time for your self improvement schedule, AKA watch anime and insert yourself as the MC from 9:00 till 22:00.

>>26504974
Kek'd
Dunno what it's like in burger land but in the UK we left subject stigma in the 90s people just study what they find stimulating.
I'm sorry you didn't manage to finish your Design "engineering" Bsc because you found CAD to complicated

>>26505019
Tell me more of your job, I am interested in what it entails!

>>26504871
Let's see someone try to replace me with just a few days of training. You'd need a pretty skilled programmer with vast knowledge of the financial industry. Good luck trying to do a fraction of what I can do, neet.

>>26504209
Self-employed is still employed, genius. You might not be a wagie but you certainly aren't a NEET.

>>26505036

I think the field of engineering is perfectly respectable; I just wish the engineering nerds on 4chan would shut the fuck up about said field.

>>26504221
I guess now we know why they're a NEET - being able to count is kind of an important job skill.

Looks like NEETs are getting BTFO like the autists they are. Back to furry porn with you, NEETs! Hahaha!

>>26504994
You don't get it do you cuck? Whilst you're getting Kek'd by everyone in society we get paid brainsurgeon bux to sit around kind of doing sorted something, and sit around doing whatever we like (games)

>>26505088
Why should they? They worked their asses off to achieve the degree and now have a comfy job with a serious wage, a bit like NEETS going on and on and on about their 'comfy' situation

Don't be jealous pal, just go back to school and work a bit harder then experience a life of comfort

>>26504412
>implying that NEET life is any more meaningful than work/buy/consume/die

Newsflash, NEETcuck: you still buy stuff (though markedly less quality stuff because hey, NEETbux only stretch so far), you still consume stuff, and you're still going to die.

>>26505049
It's in the private sector and requires me to to have massive empathy and stomach made of ice. I don't want to actually give any details of the company itself because you'll be able to Google it fairly easy and in this company we're expected not to disclosure anything about the company such as salary or services without supervision.

But I can tell you that If I was in a 4 hour shift I'd spend around 2 hours helping people over the phone with issues, spend another hour fixing shit by the computer,, reports and whatnot and spend the last hour actually helping people in threatening situations.

>>26505099
Moosh wagie! You wouldn't want Mr. Silverstein to catch you off-task!

>>26505145

> worked their asses off
> such a difficult and prestigious education that only 6 trillion chinese and indian shit farmers were able to get the same degree
> Mr. Shekelstein already filed H1-B paperwork to replace you with them at half your wage
> muh STEM master race lel

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>>26503386
This week is as fresh as my Subway sandwich.

>>26505355

Good morning! Although, every morning is a good morning for us!

>>26504974
>>26504974
sounds like every neet thread here

>hey guys guess what i don't have to go to work today
>.... BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A JOB :^)
>seriously i have a lot of free time because i have no job
>have i told you i have no job lately, it's been five minutes
>so i get to do whatever i want because i have no job

seriously, who cares.

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>>26505412
>every morning is a good morning for us!
This is entirely true, and good morning to you, too.

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>>26504221
>>26505089
This was a test to see if any wagies are awake, and it seems the test was successful.

>>26503386
You've been doing this for half a year now. Are you done yet?

>>26505917
this is his full time job

isn't his life fulfilling

>>26505917
You've been wageslaving your entire adult life. Are you done yet?

>>26505970
How much money do you even have?

>>26505970
I haven't even had a job, but still have enjoyed my life.

Are you done wasting your time yet?

tfw NEETS have fallen to these depths. Long gone are the days when we used to appreciate the wagecucks who make it possible for us to live this way. Some countries force people to work or they will receive zero income if they NEET it up too long. Some dont.
These millenial newfag NEETs take the easy life granted. I hope you all will be unable to lazy it up for a years so you will truly appreciate it afterwards.

Fuck me people are disgusting thesedays.

>>26505994
Right now or after I get my next payment?

>>26506008
You are wasting your time telling me I am wasting my time.

>>26505339
Butt pain: the post

I'm sorry your philosophy major didn't get you any work but don't take it out on me

>Work 2 hours a day
>5 days a week
>720$ every two weeks


Grad school sure is nice.

>>26506026
No, I've actually done things with my life instead of sitting at home posting threads like this. How does it feel that you've failed and never fit in?

>>26506059
I've also done things with my life.

Being a NEET affords me lots of free time and money.

>>26506075
Then why can't you do something productive with your free time instead of making these threads? Is this all you do?

>>26506095
Because I choose to do this wagey.

Choice is something you don't understand.

Shouldn't you be trying to get some more sleep so that Mr Shekelstein won't chide you for being tired?

>>26506075
Dont you get bored being home all the time?

>>26506235
Just because you wagies pay me for nothing, doesn't mean I do nothing with my life.

>>26506264
Why are you here now then? Shouldn't you be writing a memoir or something?

>>26506264
Then what do you do all day? You fucking faggot

>>26506041
>umad response
>neetard

Expect nothing less than the best

>>26506272
Because I want to be here and I am not required to do other things like work 24/7 for Mr Shekelburger.

I also enjoy reminding wagies to go to work tomorrow, after all, if you all stopped working I wouldn't be able to live off your tax dollars :)

>>26506279
Lots of things. Eat, relax, read, study, game, travel, cook, write, record etc.

Whatever I want. Each day is a new experience waiting to be had.

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>>26504559
Did you seriously just write all of that shit out for bait?

ITT: Wagecucks doing metal gymnastics to justify working himself to the bone so his boss can afford to buy that third football stadium he's been eyeing.

>>26504412

I really don't get what the pic is trying to say... it's not like there really is anything else worthwhile doing in life.

>>26506329
>working 24/7

smug NEETs are truly the most pathetic creatures on the face of the planet.

>>26503386
>>26503386

Does anyone else wonder if these posts are made by a right-wing conservative who wants to turn people against welfare and social service ?

>>26506370

Tick tock. Work is soon! Up and at em, wagie! I need those tax dollars so I can sit around and jerk off some more.

>>26506075
How much money do you get in neetbux?

>>26506329
Whats your disability? If you don't have one sounds to me you're committing welfare fraud. Have fun in prison :)

>>26506329
But wouldnt it get boring?

>>26506433

Mild depression of course. Nets me $1800 a month before taxes. Why do wagecucks slave away for money when you can get free money for doing nothing?

>>26506282
Yeah I mean you just dished out the bantz there lad, boring much?

>>26506433
I am certified autistic of course. Just had to show my contempt for wagies and wageslave society to Dr Rosenblatt and I was straight into NEET royalty.

>>26506448
On the contrary, doing lots of different things in my spare time, paid for by wagecucks, is incredibly satisfying.

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>>26506421
Sorry faggot, but I get paid $25 under the table so you don't get a penny from me!

>>26506329
>Lots of things. Eat, relax, read, study, game, travel, cook, write, record etc.

>implying you can't do any of this while having a job

Neets getting beat

>>26506467
But wouldnt it get boring? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Do you have friends to mess around with or something?

>>26506492
>Do you have friends to mess around with or something?

Is this a rhetorical question

>>26506450
Lol lying fag! My ex gf had severe schizophrenia and she only got $700 from the government. Unless of course if you're from europecuckastan than I'd take back what I said about the lying part but you're still a fag

>>26506492
Why would I get bored doing what I love instead of slaving away at a job, making Mr Goldstein rich?

>>26506529
>doing what I love
Being an unproductive bum? You are mentally a nigger kill yourself.
>>26506503
No its a yes or no question.

>>26506529
Never change, mate.

>>26506551
>implying people here have friends
>implying neets have friends

>>26506551
Unproductive?

By your subjective standard that anything but working 40 hours a week in a dead end job paying for your bosses next investment property maybe.

I find reading, writing, studying, learning and enriching my life to be very productive. Being paid to do it is just icing on the cake :)

>>26506517

Yes im a bong, our currency is cucked at the moment

>>26506561
But if you have no friends how do you entertain yourself?

Friends are for social entertainment after all. Are you crazy?

>>26503386
fuck you, I've been working all weekend!

>>26506571
How are you being paid to do nothing?

>>26506603
Wagies tax dollars :)

>>26506603

With your help of course

>>26504345
hah, not true, my neet friend had both his parents died, unbeknown to all of us, he had the genius idea of not paying rent in their flat after they passed - several months later they drill the doors down while he's on the shitter and kick him out onto the road. Now he lives in a temp dosshouse and could be facing homelessness at any point. Not a good way to go. I'd rather be a wagie and have a roof over my head thanks.

>>26504534
I paint houses, best job. Costumers give me food and breaks during work and can talk to my colleages during work

Another quality thread btfo of wagecucks

Today was a good day for r9k

>>26506573
Kek, enjoy searching for a job once your country gets overrun by muslims! Those poor refugees need money to you know and your women ;)

>>26505339
lol, salty much?

>>26506664
>implying Im not a muslim

>>26506664

I'm being cucked by muhammad as we speak, no need to rub it in. The bobbies stole all my butter knives so I'm fucked in case achmed decides to pick a fight with me

I hope they don't go for my spoons next

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who /fakeneet/ here?

>make these threads and/or post in them as a neet
>actually at my full-time job right now, shitposting while at work

>>26506578
I'm a wagie, but I manage to entertain myself without friends

Usually with solitary pursuits like gaming and listening to music. It's boring but whatever

>>26506450
Lol @ poorfag. Do you not realize that you will be doomed to spend the rest of your life as a pauper since you have made yourself unemployable?

>>26506704
>I'm a wagie, but I manage to entertain myself without friends

So you arent a normalfag like me? You are actually a loser with no friends?

Gaming is for manchildren I mean seriously grow the fuck up dude the dopamine you get from video games should be drained by the time you are 21, I mean there are better ways to waste your corporeal existence like hanging out with friends and doing drugs.

>>26504746

Wagie here

Shut up asshole, just save money so we can stop working.

>>26506789
Other wagie here

Stop enabling these useless piles of shit you fucking faggot.

>>26506636
This society is fucked, no matter how you look at it
NEETs live in comfy bliss for a few years, but if something bad happens (which they almost always do) they have no one to help them and risk being homeless or even worse, in prison if they get caught out with welfare fraud.

Wagies on the other hand just get fucked over repeatedly and while they get small doses of comfort, they know that they will always have to go back to that miserable place they hate going and doing the same shit over and over again, sure they can study and get a better paid job but its still the same shit no matter how you look at it.

I'm currently a NEET but I hate thinking of the future, the only responsibly I do is chores so my mom won't bitch at me. My step dad charges me rent so there goes half my NEET bux and having severe anxiety and autism makes it really difficult to go to school or find a job.

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>>26503386
>tfw you will never understand why normies work when they don't have too

>>26506735
If you are unable to find any enjoyment in solitary pursuits, you are the one who needs to grow up.

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>>26506701
I post as both a NEET and a wagecuck, I just love these threads.

>>26506809
Solitary pursuits are for temporary things only weirdos can be happy being by themselves all the time thats why people say get a life because you need a life to keep you entertained during your limited existence on this planet.
>>26506808
Money is power anon with money you can get food, drink, and all sorts of nice material things.

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>>26505355

I love smug wojak and your post breh

> tfw wagecuck

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>>26506210

Wagie BTFO

B
T
F
O

>>26506831
Oh wagey what you seem to not understand is that we do get money. Money that was originally yours.

>>26506831
>ur weird bcuz ur asocial

and you're weird because you require constant companionship to validate your sad existence

>>26504746
You do realize that filing your taxes you get all your money back plus a little extra by the end of the year right? Christ anon do you not do taxes?

>>26506886
Im only human anon I can help wanting social validation all the time its how our fucking species is psychologically designed thats why we outcast weirdos like you that dont want to be socially compatible with us faggot.
>>26506884
What are the actual logical reasons why you are unable to find employment?

>>26506805

You better shut up wagecuck. Asshole

>>26506908
What you gonna do autistboy? Sperg at me hahahahahahahahaaa

Wagecucks getting their anus shrekt once again. Just imagine how hard nearby NEETs bang his moaning wife while he is sobbing at work, being cucked by Mr. Shekel.

>>26506899
Wagecuck please understand this: It's not that I can't work 50 hours a week in a backbreaking, souldestroying low paying job while being constantly whipped by Mr Goldblatt.

It's because I don't want to. I choose not to waste my life working.

>>26506571
>I find reading, writing, studying, learning and enriching my life to be very productive.

What are you actually going to do with all that knowledge, then? Because if you never actually apply that learning it's not being productive, it's just a pretentious sort of consumerism.

>>26506941
What are you actually going to do with all that money, then? Because if you never actually apply that money it's not being enjoyed, it's just a pretentious sort of consumerism.

>>26506939
But life is work anon you must work to know life you fucking faggot, how dare you defy one of your evolutionary imperatives, all men are supposed to work for the tribe(all of humanity) you disgusting piece of shit.

>>26506935
NEETs are virgin fags they could never get near some dude's wife without spaghetting and getting friendzoned.

>>26506899
I understand the need for companionship. Why can't you understand the need for solitude

>>26506977
Solitude is for weirdos anon what sort of loser doesnt want to be around other humans he has stuff in common with?

I suggest you get mental help immediately.

Oh wow wageboyim got obliterated again by OP

>>26505071
>check that servers are still running for 5 minutes a day
>23 hours and 54 minutes left to do what i want
>get paid $2000 a month

The self employed, NEET's natural enemy

>>26506996
NEET monkeys should be violently beaten for being subhuman piles of garbage.

>>26506939
Your choice. If you are happy to live in poverty for the rest of your life, good for you.

>>26507042
Bad news wagie, I spend my free time honing my physical fitness and hand to hand combat techniques.

And if you try to start anything I will just ring the police (paid for by your taxdollars) and have you arrested.

>>26507055
You will live in intellectual poverty for the rest of your life. I pity you.

>>26507068
>You will live in intellectual poverty
Smartness dont mean shit if you cant apply if numbskull thats why smart dudes actually invent things then they get bored.
>>26507068
>hand to hand combat techniques.
A nice hook in the nose and you are done for faggot.

>>26507097
>Smartness dont mean shit if you cant apply if numbskull

Wagecuck so angry he can barely form coherent sentences

>>26507127
I work because Im a real man unlike you a child who has to depend on mommy your whole life pathetic.

>>26506941
Knowledge is empowering and addicting. You don't need to be productive, that's just your utilitarian bias leaking into the conversation.

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>>26506847
This post made me happy and gave me more motivation to continue. Thanks.

>>26507144
I moved out of mommy's house because the government pays me extra if I'm renting :).

Of course I pay less rent than the extra allowance.

>>26507027
>The self employed, NEET's natural enemy
the real masterrace

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>>26507194
YH WELL YOU ARE STILL A FUCKING NO LIFE LOSER PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS NO JOB SO YOU SUCK AUTOMATICALLY FUCKING FAGGOT BITCH CUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26507068
I am materially and intellectually far richer than you will ever be. I will continue to learn new skills while you will only discover new animu to fap to.

>>26507227
How do you find the time to learn new things if you are constantly slaving away to pay taxes and for Mr Ben-David's new car?

>>26507226
aww poor wagie had a meltdown

>>26507161
"Empowering" in what way? What power does it give you if you never do anything with it? What will it get you in the end if you never make use of it?

Neither my money nor your knowledge will be of any use to us when we are in the grave. In the end, only the lasting legacies we build will matter. But of course NEETcucks don't have legacies because producing something of lasting value is too much like work to them.

>>26507194
>>26507226
>Samefagging this obvious

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>>26507326
orange nail

>>26506807
in all fairness bud I sympathise, but it is possible. I have severe depression, anxiety and schizophrenia and I manage to drag myself (just) to work every day. Sometimes you'd be surprised what you're capable of when you don't have a choice.

>>26503386
I dont know why but everytime I see this exact pepe pic I want to murder someone.

>>26507303
>What power does it give you if you never do anything with it?

It is empowering because understanding is empowering. It opens up new avenues to be explored. It gives you a new worldview.

Again, your utilitarian bias is leaking. You don't _need_ to do anything. You could do it, but it's not a necessity. You definition of doing it also seems to neglect the possibility of people working independently. People could "something of lasting value" without leaving their rooms; they don't need to enter the academic circuit or to work for somebody in order to do that.

It seems to me that you're more interested in the social capital that could be reaped from such activities than the actual "legacy".

>>26507421
It probably reminds you that your weekend is almost over :)

>>26506935
you are kidding right? most neets are incapable of knowing what to do with a woman

>>26507422
>autism speaks the post-asdasdasdasdasdsa fuck this not original crap.

>>26507469
Epic comeback, wagie. You sure showed me.

>>26507469
Did you spend your entire lunch break thinking this up wagie?

>>26507422
>People could "something of lasting value" without leaving their rooms; they don't need to enter the academic circuit or to work for somebody in order to do that.

Yeah, but they probably should if they want people to notice their work actually existed.

Your epic NEET novel about a young man's love for his waifu won't be much of a lasting legacy if it just gets deleted with the rest of your porn after you die.

Society is *how* legacies are transmitted into the future in the first place. Without giving something back to society that society sees worth preserving and continuing on, there is literally no difference between spending your life "empowering" yourself and spending your life dry-humping your daki.

>>26507469
You ok there wagie? Don't have a stroke now, goldberg needs you to work overtime

>>26507501
>don't you understand, if you aren't slaving away in a minimum wage job you aren't contributing to society, that's what my boss says anyway!

>>26507501
All that circular logic changes nothing: NEETs are still able to produce works of lasting value without subscribing to social dogmas. It's even easier nowadays when you have several channels for independent artists/workers to distribute their shit.

Fun fact: I'm not a NEET, I'm just taking my time with these posts because utilitarian views trigger me.

>>26507497
Its morning fag
>>26507540
No I got muted so I typed in giberrish with my post to post it.

>>26507568
Sorry I tend to forget what the time is, after all my schedule is very flexible :)

All these wagecucks getting demolished like Lisa Anns vagina, holy kek

>>26507566
>"I'm totally a NEET!"
>hypes up being a self-employed artist

Damn right you're not a NEET, this is a shameful display.

>>26507588
The only demolished one is you because again you loser so your social ability is demolished fucking loser.

>>26507599
display of what, kiddo? I'm merely arguing.

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>every once in a while get a little bored
>"hmm maybe being a wagecuck wouldn't be so bad, I could use a little extra spending money"
>get job
>"hmm, nope this still sucks"
>quit, usually walking out in the middle of a shift to piss off the normies as much as possible

My worst day NEETing is better than my best day working

>>26504534
>tfw cnc laser operator
w-well at least I don't have to talk to customers, r-right?

>>26507606
Once again, wagie gets BTFO and resorts to vulgarism, as his damaged brain cells are incapable of formulating an adequate response. But, hey, no worries! Mr. Shekelstein likes nothing more than brainless slaves like you! Teehee!

Too bad for you neets that today is a paid holiday for me, so here I am getting paid to shitpost, NEETs are just like janitors, they do it for free!

>>26507606
>is a wagekek
>calls somebody else a loser

Top zoz

>>26507718
Every day is a paid holiday for us, wagecuck. This one day you are enjoying, just imagine every day was this good. That is NEETdom.

>>26507681
My boss is a white man.

>>26507289
>slaving away

I have plenty of free time. I was just wondering if I should start studying for a fourth degree, or focus on learning a fifth language fluently.

>>26507737
Great, if you are such a simple being that animu and shitposting are all you need to be happy. Because you can't afford anything else.

>what NEETs think they are
Enlightened individuals that chose freedom over slavery, living a life devoted to the arts and science

>what NEETs actually are
Socially awkward neckbeards that couldn't fit in anywhere so they spend all their days playing video games and watching anime in their mom's basement

>>26507779
Another wagie BTFO right here, lads. Keep 'em coming. We know that you need to vent your frustration out. But I understand you, if I was getting cucked by Mr. Shekel like a beta wagie ragie boi, I would be mad, too.

>>26507779
see
>>26506329
original commen

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>>26507185

Yes, you and pepe neet form a great duo.

> Tfw wagecuck but defend neets because its my dream.

>>26507807
/thread

>suck my original comment SENPAIIIII

>>26507807
This is what wagecucks actually tell themselves to help them get through workday #2124 without suicide

>>26507851
Lol, neets getting BTFO. Again.

>>26507851
Fine you win I dont like working but its something I must do to alleviate my boredum otherwise I would spend my freetime planning on how to rape women in my neighborhood.

every one of these threads:

>fake "ebbin trull" neets and actual neets try to convince former neets that they're happy

This is literally the only audience you can't fool, and you're still believing the fake outrage "wageslave" posts. It's embarrassing.

Anyone ITT claiming to get money from the government is either a britcuck or lying. Getting SSI/SSDI is virtually impossible in the states unless you have an extreme disability, in which case there's still tons of hoops to jump through and it usually takes upwards of a year.

>>26507851
Stop kidding yourself, you know it's the truth. There's still time for you to reconcile with society and become a functional human being. Come join us outside, anon, the sun is bright and there's free donuts.

>>26507954

Your boss has been eyeing that twelfth car in the shop - back to work ASAP, wagie

>>26507954
>free donuts

But right now everything is free. That's a pretty raw deal you are offering me.

>>26507913
I'm a neet and happy most of the time. Why is it so difficult for you to believe me?

>>26508039
If you are a happy NEET then you are either rich or insane.

>>26508039
How long have you been neet? You live with your parents? How old are you?

Wagecuck dentist here

Brother is basement dwelling neckbeard who is living neet life, happy and loving everything about it

I have option to join piece of shit brother and live off parents wealth, no need to help people with their teeth

Lived neet life for several years after finishing college and not motivated to do shit with life, t'was nice sleeping in and having mommy as modern day servant

Then reality starts to set in...disappointment from parents who can't tell their child no, friends who moved on to lives full of marriage work and kids, a sense of worthlessness that I can't kick...

When it comes down to it, you do with life with what you want and hope it works out for you, the neet life was sustainable, but after a while I feel like no one around me cares or takes me seriously...I treat patients and make good money, I have autonomy and some days are shit but in the end, I have the independence to make these choices

Neets only have the freedom of free time and nothing more so let them wallow, like my brother and waste away, the sedentary lifestyle will kill them off slowly but surely

Oh ya, autonomy means I sleep in like you everyday and pay people to do work for me which I turn a profit on...I'm the equivalent of your parents or monthly government check, except I can still get pussy
and make grown up decisions, something you can't

>>26508057
not him but im pretty rich
you dont need to be that rich to be a happy neet tho, just enough not to hve to experience fighting and hardships.
I would say middle class to upper

>>26508039

If you're happy, it means you're too young to understand how your family feels about you. They "wageslave'd" for you before you were born and still have to. Like this guy said >>26507927 we all know 95% of the posters here aren't getting anything from the government.

>>26508057
Neither rich or insane. I've been tested. I'm just a frugal person, I'm happy with very little.

>>26508062
I became neet after working for two years straight out of high school. I tried going to college but didn't like the experience. I've been neet for 5 years, I'm 24 now. I've lived with roommates, I've lived by myself, and yes, now I live with my parents. I'm happier that way.

>>26508078
ugh
just googls x (x meaning wathever you want to learn) classes or profesor and your area.
You are bound to find a couple docen at least, go for the cheap one always

>>26508078
i mean do you think you wouldnt be hapy playing in some band just hanging out and practicing everyday with one or two free beer gigs on weekends?
how about learning to draw and making some comics and fan art gathering a small following and showing at conventions
or learning some bmx and doing cool tricks with your buddys and filming them
there are countless choices, there have always been, nothing ever stoped you not work, not school not even being a neet
yet you do none of those things only complain

>>26508109
Daughter, you need to reconsider....

>>26508165
this post makes no sense at all tho
and you call us spergs

>>26508163
I do many of these activities, except I need to provide for myself....my drumset and car cost money, my hobbies take time and money as well...I stopped bmx after 3rd grade and I run a business...I don't complain, I handle my work and participate in things that I enjoy that are within my means, like any practical individual....how do you go on about doing the things you love with no personal source of income; your reasoning only goes so far until your hands are back open asking for more...I take on what I can afford and handle, sure there's plenty more I want but I'm not some faggot who is gonna run to daddy for that, can't knock me for wanting and actually having some
self worth

>>26508190
Hush dear

>>26505054
All you do is fractions.

>>26508163
Oh ya, the office is also closed for the holiday, pretty cool you can decide when a business is open and closed once you run it

>neet envy

>>26508233
my hobbys require a one time investment, i actually bought my keyboard with my first paycheck of my first job. I learn to play it with youtube videos so no expenses at all
drawing come on, i only need to replace pencil once a month and papper is super cheap
3d modeling doesnt cost anything and if you use blender you can modrl on anything so its my cheaopest hobby so far
same with coding since i already own a computer, i get classes tho but thats just because my mother wants me to be able to code in case someday i need a job wich is something i wont really need ever
so there you have it most hobbys are practically free, you can work for wallmart for 2 months during busy hollyday time and have enough for a year, not to mention that eventually you become so good at your hobbys you are able to support yourself

>>26508285
anon im going to inherit a good chunk of a mall, i dont even have to bother running the buisness i just collect rent money

>>26508340
I respect your take, however I plan on doing more with my life than buying a pencil a month and using YouTube videos to learn art...I disagree that hobbies are practically free, sure, some
But I have plans to travel the world and get more out of life than what you describe, and frankly that's not possible without the money I'm making...beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I can't relate to anything you mention but hear where you're coming from

>>26508365
Dentfag checking in

>So icy

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>>26504534
Im a Research Analyist tbqh

>>26508340
>work for Walmart

I'm Done with this convo with you

I feel like d trump trying to discuss immigration with an immigrant