Do you consider fellow anons as friends/family?
I consider you to be very good friends.
Yep when you've been here for years you guys become like family
Au contraire, cumstain-kun. The BEST anons are the ones that post cute anime girls. Those are anons that are showing that they are absolutely not disgusting fucking normies and that they like anime, the most losercore hobby there is.
An anime-posting robot is a FRIEND of mine. I love you sweet anons that post cute anime girls.
I try to but people like>>26497781
make it really hard trying to shitpost, be edgy, and pretend they are somehow superior
when in reality they are probably some of the most pathetic people on the board
Normies watch anime. Anime is a business, therefore the marketing of anime is to garner a high number of viewers to increase the cash-in, thus must target a normalized audience.
Any hobby can become non-normie when it gets to a certain point.
This, I love you anon.
Rude! Whats wrong with trying to brighten my fellow anons days? Anyway we're still friends, even if we like different things!
but normies only like cool/actiony anime. they simply can't appreciate cute girls like we do, they're all just like "haha bro isnt that anime chick hot haha yeah totally id bang her XD".
>niche markets don't exist
>businesses that cater exclusively to losers don't exist
>anime isn't made for losers in japan and then brought over to the US for losers here
It's literally the only robotcore hobby. Known enough to be accessible, but pathetic enough to keep true normies away. It invites self-hatred, unrealistic expectations, and a perpetuation of adolescence that damages adulthood and longterm feasibility in life. NOTHING is more robot than that.
This comes with more proper robotcore hobbies like H-manga, masturbating to traps and futa, and ERPing as anime girls.
But that's my point: you take it to a level that is no longer understandable by a normie audience. You can do that with any hobby.
Ye lmao dude what are all those other boards for anyway xD
YO CHECK OUT THIS ANIME GIRL LOL
>eats the thing
>WHAT IS SHE SEEING LOL
REACTION IMAGE FEEL FREE TO SAVE TO TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE INTO WACKY ANIME
Being a dick is actually the mark of a true brother at least irl. Obviously being a dick all the time isn't cool, but from time to time just to keep you on your toes. Even if you don't really deserve it
Btw I love yall too
nice adding it to my collection THX MAN 4 rare animeme
I think a family is a best way to describe this place
You have the ones you like, the ones you don't, the ancient progenitors, the unwelcome new in-laws and step-somethings, the ones who raised you, the ones you raised, those you consider your superiors, those your equals, and those your inferiors. Those who have to toil through hard times and reminisce about them and boast when they are finally over, those who get to live in easy times who lament their wasted opportunities when they end.
But all together you share this experience without consent and without control and ties that bind you grow more and more as the years draw on
I've had plenty of friends. The ones that are "sometimes dicks" are just jerks that try to knock everyone down around them, like yourself, shitmonkey.
No wonder you post on this site. When you're a little bit older and people don't want to deal with your bullshit anymore, you'll see what I mean.
That's not "being a dick" you cumsicle; I do that to my friends all the time. They know I still love them.
It's nice to know that there are people with similar situations to mine, even though I wish no shit upon anymore. We all share feels stories, memes, and some similar minded views.
Some people are super sensitive tho and don't understand that though. Some people think, oh man...they said something negative about me...this is their true feelings coming out...they must hate me
You're all my friends. The robots, normies,anime posters, dumb frog posters,the edgy 13 year old the 40 year old wagekuks the neets all you losers ate my friends. I've never actually met any of you but I can say I've connected with you guys on a level that I didn't think existed. I'm not saying I wanna fuck you guys but honestly I'm in love you. I don't know how I could live without you shitbags.
Besides my IT job, this is the only place I "interact" with people, I have no family or friends left, I'm all alone and my health is declining, I don't like my life but I don't want to die, this place makes my day a little brighter, which sounds retarded but it's true.
As much as I come here pretty much daily,
As much as I like getting the things that I think off my chest.
I know none of you are my friends.
I come here to say whatever I want, without any consequences.
I know nothing about any of you, and you know nothing about me.
Thusly, I am free here. More free than I ever am IRL.
we're all sadfucks wandering on the internet
I mean none of us are "friends" in any normal sense. But being people that you can be completely open and uncensored with give way to a special kind of connection. What you're saying is you tell us stuff you'd never tell anyone irl. So we're friends in a sense. A fucked up autistic depraved and somewhat violent sense but friends none the less
no, the thought of that sickens me i share and analys feels. just because they also have fucked up pasts and an even more fucked up mental state (notmalfags don't apply) dosent mean they are my friends or family. we just share a commen sense of displacement
>we're still friends, even if we like different things!
s-sempai! that's amazing desu!
Of course. You guys are the only ones I can talk to freely about anything and a good portion of you guys share the same interests in hobbies so it feels great to know there's at least this shithole to bide my time 'till eventual suicide.
Lewdposters get out and stay out
This is the happiest day of my life. I love you guys.
It was already pretty dead, don't worry about it anon.
No pham. The thread was pretty much dead already.
>This is the happiest day of my life. I love you guys.
I get 'ya man. I totally do. I sometimes feel that way at times.
>tfw broke down in tears one afternoon after I realized you guys are my only friends
Thank you. Feels like someone cares.
Misery loves company.
But keep in mind: Easy come, easy go. These people might be friendly, but I'd hesitate to call them friends. They won't bleed for you.
some of you guys are ok, don't go to school tommorow
I mean, we share something. Even if it is being sadfucks, we're goinge to be sadfucks together
that would be oxymoronic, and sad
Keep trying man, im slowly getting better at it, before theyd all reach page 10 with 5 replies calling me a faggot at most. Now they get close to 100.
Just post whatever the fuck is on your mind without giving it too much thought because youre pissing in a sea of shit.
Kirinofags should be sleeping by now.
Not derailing this bad boy though.
I just have one question. I want an answer.
What's it like to have a waifu as a cuck? Serious question. She got cucked.
Weren't you shitposting in the Oreimo thread on /a/ about half an hour ago?
Anon, I opened this thread to warm my heart a little, not to get it crushed once more, please don't say things like this.
>You will never date a cute anime poster who is actually a skinny white guy in real life
I care about Anons a lot! If I ever met an Anon irl that needed help they could live with me and stuff and I'll help them out.
Anons are so cute and fluffy and they try to be mean but they're usually super nice and honest. Every Anon is a tsundere loli!
I love you guys. You have great ideas and some of you are very smart and insightful. You guys always know the best games to play, the best music to listen to, the best art to look at, the best books to read, the coolest videos to watch. I love you.
Eeh? Is it hard to imagine what I'm like ne? Do you wanna be friends? We could play video games n stuff! I'm not that smart but I think I'm nice.
We only have each other anon, do your best.
metric? why are you still here?
go get some sleep
I love you too, anon. There's no other place that I can go to where everyone has the same experiences as I do and we can feel the feels. Together we'll keep each other company until we die, or mootwo nukes the website and himself as jap revenge for pearl harbor.
You're welcome, anon-kun. I'll see you around these parts, but have a rare pepe on the way out.
Stop using anime avatars to act like you are a cute mtf
But I'm not gay at all, I just like cute anime girls
Everyone's cute in the inside! It doesn't matter how they look ne. Everyone should act however they want since they'll die.
>Tfw no cute weeb friend to watch/talk about idols all day
Just kill me now f@m
You're not alone right now, you silly goose.
>tfw same feeling
But I bet you aren't cute at all
Depends on your version of cute. Since everyone is different.
I don't see why anyone would ever joke about this
We're connecting right now and most likely live thousands and thousands of miles away. Will cute anime girls change your mind?
not really. they're like when you see something odd and look around to see someone else noticed it too. then you go up and start a conversation for a few minutes then never speak again
>implying the weirdness won't stop once we turn on anime and drink a bit to ease the tension right away
No thanks you seem like a rude and a meanie.
What country, anon?
Cute anime girls change everything!
I must think of the cutest one to unleash upon you and cheer you up.
R-really? Than what will cheer you up?
I come here when my life sucks to send and receive honesty. I can't say some of the things on my mind IRL, but I can here, and get feedback.
Most of it not very good, almost all of it very negative and bitter, it's easy to get caught in the r9k mentality.
Good in moderation I suppose.
Did all of your friends get killed in the Australian Great Emu War so that they can't visit you right now?
This is comforting.
Had pretty shitty experiences with IRL friends so far.
Unless you're really careful while picking them, you're certainly way better on your own.
post your steam and maybe we can work it out if you won't be a meanie head.
Listen to this wise anon here >>26503974 he speaks the truth. Real friends are all fair weather friends that go to social gatherings to fulfill social obligations and to make themselves look good to the outside world. If you talk about them about something real and need help they will not give it to you but will tell the rest of the group of friends, and the same thing happens when they open themselves up to someone else in the group. irl friends are a nice idea, but in reality it never works out because they are normies. They're all cancer.
You're best just hanging on your own, and talking to online buddies.
I've had two r9k penpals.
One is awesome, we started out slowly I suppose, then the emails got longer and longer and we started mailing eachother presents.
The key is to think of interesting, open ended questions like "what is your spirit animal?" or "what was your favourite game as a child?".
At the very least, it kills an hour a week, at the best, you find yourself doing new, interesting things just so you have something to write about, and maybe even a place to stay on the other side of the planet some day.
The other one didn't really go anywhere, id write long emails, he'd do one paragraph replies ignoring 3/4 of my questions. Died on about the 5th email.
Definitely recommend trying it though!
I just asked how are you cute, it is not my problem that you were getting so offended. I don't really want to talk with someone who is getting offended because of everything I say.
Steam ID's are probably your best choice here
You said >>26503677
That's pretty rude. Guess I was right I shouldn't bother with scum like you.
Are you talking about the people in this thread? How rude. And here I thought we were friends and I was being real nice trying to cheer you up.
Now, now you two, get along. Don't make me come over there.
Then why are you here right now family?
I've given out contact info before and I've never been spammed because I don't act like a faggot that deserves it. The people that respond are always the anon in the thread and we talk after and exchange real contact info (just in case). This community is very good to it's own but deadly to outsiders.
You know what?
Five years ago there was the same topic. And I thought:
"How fucking pathetic. These are my only friends and my friends hate me as much as I do".
And I started doing my best, ganbatte kudosai and all that shit. Lost weight so my trench coat and fedora were thrown away; stopped watching anime and playing games, went for master degree.
Fast forward, after 5 grueling years with little to no rest I visited like half of the world, getting six figures and have all normie shit like cars and stuff.
And you know what? I still hate doing anything aside from watching anime and playing games...only that now I can buy lots, but have little time to play em. I still don't know what love or, at the very least, what the fuck I am doing.
I am here again, thinking "You're my only friends. And my friends hate me as much as I do"
Hey, it's alright, as you people said earlier, if you ever got to meet an online friend IRL, It would surely be a a spaghetti fest.
Just stick to browsing this board, like everyone else.
Yup that makes me cuter by default.
That's what happens when you allow yourself to follow the normie way instead of listening to your robot heart. I've been victim to this myself but have only recently discovered the error of my ways. I will only be happy living like I have most of my life playing vidya and watching anime.
>says the Kaede poster
Don't lie to yourself
In the end we both are shitposting idols on this board. I wish you a nice life, anon.
We all do anon, try to hang in there by shitposting on a daily basis.
Do you funpost? Regularpost? Frogpost? What kind of posting do you do?
NO ANON DON'T DO IT!!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO ANIME TO LIVE FOR!
Those are good posting styles that keep the cahn pure. Keep it up and I know I'll see you around!
Woah bud, stop right there.
/r9k/ is your family, I'd hug you if I weren't probably a thousand miles away from you.
I'll focus my computer screen to your post, then hug it in that matter.
You sound like the kind of friends I could get behind.
What's the matter onee-chan? Talking to anons might cheer you up.
some of you are pretty good people, a real familia. But some are very very rude, must be all this repressed anger.
You're a top tier shitposter too, my friend.
I really hope things turn out right for everybody ITT.
If one day I am to be reborn, I truly wish I could meet sempai and we could be friends...
Shimpai shinaide, Oz-sempai. It is lonely down here in South Africa too desu.
DAME DAME DAME DAME DESU DESU DESU DESU
>tfw another anon from South Africa
Pretty lonely here in South America too, senpai
God forbid I meet one of you sad fucks in the real world
I'm riding on at least 7 layers of irony for protection- r9k does a good job seeping through them and almost giving me permacancer a few times.
They're burning cars down here. I'm scared sempai
Sometimes I look north and wonder what they're doing up there in those developed countries. It's just sea and jungle as far as the eye can see.
I suppose we don't really have to worry about making it out alive though
Not too far atleast.
Wish you the best of luck in your life, fellow Chilly here.
>It takes 3 captchas to post right now
Chile seems the better country down here, senpai.
I would consider myself friends with this whole board because you're all very nice and kind, but also realistic and logical. You can tell me what I want to hear while at the same time telling me what I need to here. You robots have always been here for me and for that, I thank u.
Won't probably happen, my family is somewhat rich and we have our own security personal
>they're burning cars down here
Do you need any help?
Careful there, chump.
You okay buddy? anything you want to share?
There isn't any other place in the world where I will find people with the same sense of humor, who've gone through exactly the same things, or feel safe in talking about things.
It's a complete shame normies, thirsty white knights and shills come here so often but the world never was perfect.
My family isn't that rich... Pity that it's almost impossible for whites to get guns these days.
If you've got a spare panga I'll join you.
But no really, give it time and you'll snap out of it. Whether that snap is slow or abrupt is up to who you are. If you can "ruin everything you touch", spin it in a way you can use it. Or don't, and use something else you're better at.
I had to snap from the loneliness I felt, I realized it was only because other people wanted me to and not myself. Threw all that out and looked at myself for a while.
Maybe you'll have something like that too, hard to tell with how robots seem to be in a constant state of despair most of the time. At least you're never truly alone in this hole for the lost and wretched.
Growing up I didn't have friends. Those I called that were just other prisoners of our situation or those looking to use me as a scapegoat that at the time I actually thought we had something, much to my ignorance. My family a bunch of liars and thieves with a pinch of murder.
I'd like to think you're better than that when I can be bothered to give you a thought. I still really don't consider any of you other then in a poor manner.
Thanks anon. I'm just having a shit day really, I'm not that fatalistic. But thanks for that, it surprisingly did make me feel better :^)
I'll do you the favour of not ruining your dick
...Thanks for the laugh anon :')
Original stuff right here
I had tons of luck with my family tbqh, I have 2 older brothers, who are extremely successful in life, so my family allows me to be a NEET.
I could get you more weaponry than just a panga. I don't know, do you need anything specific?
I am here because I can get enough with the friend and family I got. I have similar experience with them and trust. I accepted differences and have somewhat of a humanity or empathy for all human. 4chan Is like the internet: it is rich in content( by it's size), but poor in direct relation. This community with his ups and down is a positive community.
talking with you buddies is a good way to socialize and up my communication skill.
>anon is a valuable buddy
>I accept you all the way you are.
>I have empathy for every human being
>the internet is rich in content by it's size, poor in direct relation.
>benefit of participating in a community.
As ek nou bietjie ernstig moet wees... kry vir my net 'n geweer en 'n jas en ons mik saam vir 'n last stand.
Sometimes the colonial blood gets the better of me and some of the native lingo comes out.
The nederkanker will probably understand what's going on; it's their bastard child after all.
>tfw always wished to do this with someone on here but my avoidant personality forces me to avoid all social contact
>tfw even though I want to do this, I fear fucking up with my ever so autistic personality and love of my hobbies
I love you guys, truly do. I just feel I'll fuck up any sort of contact with any of you.
Post edgy anime instead
what's wrong with umaru-chin
besides being a lazy spoilt shit
She deserves to die.
she isn't as cute as Mao
I think you may have some unresolved feelings towards umaru-chi...
>tfw you're anons cool sister
So little bro, what're we doing today?
You wanna hang out or something?
Jeez little bro, why are you so perverted suggesting that? You know I could beat you up?
How about I pin you down and rub your cock through your trousers and make you cum in your underpants.
goofs are more script-y than virus-y if you ask me
I don't Windows, so no help here. I actually run
You like that don't you little bro, your big sister making you cum, maybe next time I'll strip you naked in front of me and my friends and we'll all take turns on you.
iya desu~ I have a sister and it's weird
unless you have 2D friends
>have older sister
>she's told me her ideal guy and I fit every point
>she's mentioned how she wishes she could beat me up
I hate my life
Sorry to hear that robotbro. I hope you find some sort of joy in your life. I feel the same way with robots. This is the only place I can pour out the misery I carry with me.
It's okay, robot. You have plenty on here who empathize. Hope your day gets better.
Thanks for the consideration. I hope the two of you have a nice day for your troubles.
Sempai noticed me! Sempai noticed me! Sempai noticed me!
Because I keep saving it, dummy.
It's a pretty good bread, not to mention that
people like >>26513318
keep it interesting.
no, i generally think any kindness shown anywhere from anyone is a lie to get something out of me later