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>be me
>thought valentine's day was tomorrow
>did my day as usual
>missed out on being sad and brooding
Oh well, there's always next year.
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took a fat shit then made some nachos
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>do the same things I do every day
>nothing changes
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i wrote a letter confessing my love to my best friend that i'm never gonna send. he is busy plowing a roastie
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>Had pizza
>Showered
>Listened to VORW while listening to light swing jazz
>pass out
>Have one of those where all kinds of crazy shit is happening because you're dehydrated
>lurk /r9k/
>post this
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>>26496767
>Get car fixed
>No gf, don't give a fuck anymore
>Watch Zoolander 2 with my brother, who also has no gf.
>Actually like it, despite everyone telling me it's shit
>Go home, eat cookies and browse 4chan.
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>>26496955
Have one of those dreams*
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> wake up to a call saying my best friend OD'd and died this morning
> happy fucking valentines day

I still don't want to believe it's true
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>be me
>ride the happiness of watching a stream all day yesterday
>finish dragon ball start dragon ball z
>eagerly await walking dead
>watch walking dead
>doing homework
>shitpost.
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>>26497191
I really think you'll be disappointed with DBSuper, sis.

Anyway, Kai or Original Funi dub?
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>>26497335
Original sub. Dragon ball only had sub on hulu. Z had a choice but I stuck with sub. At least it's not censored.
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Slept till 3 pm, checked tinder, got a bunch of dudes texting me thanks to my friend fucking with my account, smoked shit ty reservation cigarettes until the sun went down.
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>Wake up at 2pm hungover from clubbing/bars the night before
>Roll around in bed for an hour
>Shower
>Eat thin mints and have a glass of milk
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Play CoH2 for a while
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Can't decide on dinner
>Now I'm here
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I watched 20 episodes of anime and then an anime movie

I should probably kill myslf desu
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>>26497335
eh, it warms up
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>oddly woke up early
>ordinary breakfast including eggs, beans
>mom digital duties
>comtemplation
>sea food restaurant
>Mass
>MW3
>here
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>woke up
>tried to get high from dead bowl
>started drinking wine
>onitis was hanging out with my place last night and left stuff in my apartment
>texted me saying she'd be over after work to pick shit up
>go to store to buy groceries
>make big brunch, eat it and drink
>call my mom
>play vidya
>text onitis that when she comes she should come up and have a glass of wine
>she comes but brings a female friend of hers, ruining any plan i had to try to do anything
>hanging out tomorrow though
>went to friend's place
>had a beer and chilled
>went to his friend's place and smoked from a volcano-like vape
>came home, made a steak and potatoes, got super full and a bit drunker
>played vicky ii
>realized I was late for my university radio

Now I'm in my university's radio station playing music. Pretty drunk. Kind of sad I didn't get to hang alone with my onitis. But at least I'm seeing her tomorrow.

Playin the love supreme on radio
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>>26497367
Indeed it's not. Personally, I try hard to find uncensored AND dubbed stuff. Of course, I don't get this by regular means. Yargh.

>>26497459
(Assuming you're the same) Kinda, but the animations is just AWFUL. I like how it ties in the movies, though. It just pains me that it inconveniently resuscitated Z But in fairness, it's better than GT.
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>>26496976
At least you've got companion
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>>26497505
your drunk motor skills must've made you click on the wrong board, pal
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>>26497556
Why's that friendo?
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Had practice today to distract me from caring

Feels good man
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>meet qt on tinder about a week ago
>have a sarcastic flirty thing going on over text and snapchat, borderline sexting
>keep asking her to meet up and hang out
>keeps dodging my offers
>today
>cut the bullshit and drop the act
>delete her from snapchat and tinder
>call her out on her shit
>I want to actually meet up and it seems you dont
>this isnt going in the direction I'd like
>her: alright, fair enough

So here I am, about to drink vodka alone on valentines day
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>>26497715
Why would people be on those apps if they didn't want to meet up. I'm really autistic so I assume asking to meet would be like the 5th sentence in the text conversation, right??
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>Wake up hungover
>2 hours of sleep. fuck it
>put on uniform
>somehow drive to the armoury
>do radio procedure all
>can do medevac requests with the best of them
>too bad no one gives a shit
>go home
>can of beer and a can of cold pea soup for supper
>brood while all coworkers go home to their wives and girlfriends
>think about how I just got lead on for a month
>cry
>shitpost
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>>26496767

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>go to grandmas to use internet on shit laptop
>come home mom is fighting and shit with her boyfriend and she is crying
>cheer her up
>sift through okc.. meet a girl that said she wanted to fuck
>get stood up, come home get belittling message from her
>become bitter about women
>want someone to love me... but realize no one ever will
>feel sad and empty inside
>sit at computer still browsing r9k and browsing jewbook aimlessly
>go home and eat dinner
>go back to grandmas to use internet
>no money, alcohol, or drugs to keep me sane


i should kill myself tonight... but i know my mom would be devastated thats the only thing keeping me from not doing it
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>>26496767
>woke up
>played some sad chord progressions on guitar
>played minecraft for 8 hours while listening to feels music
>browse here
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>snuggled up with my girlfriend
>watched Netflix all day
>took a quick break to make dinner together
>went to bed
>fucked
>couldn't get off
Thanks for ruining an otherwise perfect day, cock.
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>>26497947
waaaaaa. Such a sad story. fucking normie
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>left for college today, pulled myself out of the rabbit hole just in time to get 2 semesters in before I'm 20 (right on time)
>small semester program, only 16 students
>not expecting to like any girls here because I have strict standards (my height or taller aka 5'10+)
>5'11 qt sits next to me on plane
>we talk, it goes well and it turns out she is one of my fellow students
>I don't see her being interested in anyone else desu
>this is it, actual college romance is a possibility right out the gate
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>>26497999
>Possibility

I'm not trying to shit on your hopes, but this is college, not exactly the most retentive of love.
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>wake up
>play vidya
>get my chocolate from scratch and macaron from scratch gifts in bag, and drinks, and truffle oil.
>go over to buy things because came too early
>meet up with bf
>he gives me roses
>walk to grocery store
>buy stuff
>get to his place
>unpack stuff we bought
>hug and stuff
>give him present
>we eat
>he gives me mine
>go to bed and blow, because I'm still on period
>he wants to fuck
>bring towels and stuff
>we fuck
>cums inside
>go make pizza without an oven
(truffle oil mushroom pizza)
>feel unwell
>go lay down
>he tries to cook
>feel better and fin off the pizza
>eat pizza
>its burnt on the bottom
>wash faces brush teeth
>go to bed both play games on our own consoles
>go to sleep
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>woke up
>went to church
>watched evangelion for three hours
>ate
>whacked off like the pathetic lonely loser i am
>watched half of madoka magica rebellion
>went on r9k
>cried off and on the whole day
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>tfw my pornhub premium free pass never came
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>stayed under the covers until 2
>went out, bought flowers, a card and cupcakes
>went home and shitposted on /tv/
>gf came over
>we fucked
>gf made me dinner
>we watched x files
>gf is asleep next to me
>back to shitposting
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>woke up
>ate eggs
>shitpost
>played a bit of CS:GO, couldn't really feel it
>shitpost
>lie in bed and watch The newest season of South park start to finish
>shitpost
>sleep
Pretty comfy desu senpai
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>make chocolates from scratch
>go to dinner with parents after dressed in boy clothes
>go to wash hands in mens room
>little girl and her dad walk in
>she says "oh look there's a lady what's she doing in here?"
>get extremely happy
>come home and have a huge fight with my gf
not even she could ruin the happy i felt from that though
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>>26498090
I don't want to marry this girl, but it's nice to have someone you're attracted to when you're gonna be in a small focused group for 3 months
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The exact same thing i did yesterday and the day before that, except I'm slightly sadder than usual.
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>>26498239
go away you fithy fukin fag
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>>26498274
>dressed in boy clothes
>little girl thinks you look like a lady
>have a gf
what?
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>>26498323
im mtf trans and have a girlfriend
i still dress in boy clothes around my parents because im not out to them
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>Wake up at 2pm
>Stay in bed literally all day
>Go downstairs to get some pork chops for lunch at 6pm
>Shitpost on /a/
>Sleep until 11pm
>Keep shitposting until now
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>went to work and nearly got fired for being a pissed off sleep deprived asshole
>get out early anyways
>get home around 3pm, take a nap
>wake up at 6
>eat shitty dinner because too lazy to cook
>watch Strait Outta Compton, was actually pretty good
>shower and fap
>now here
Pretty normal day, actually!
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>watching the NBA ASG smoking trees and drinking bourbon
>don't work tomorrow even though both my roommates do
>go upstairs to watch a patrician film (watershed down)
>have to take a piss but my roommate is using the bathroom with the door cracked open
>starring out my door cracked open crouched down like a retard cause I'm a retard with one eye creepily looking out the cracked stretched wide open
>roommate walks out and immediately locks eyes with me before i can recoile
>just walks into his room without saying a word and closes his door

shout i move out over night?
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> went to a bar by myself
> lied to my family
> Drink my life
> now im in home listening to shit music
Iwanttoleave
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>send flowers to a friend and crush
>friend loved them took a picture for me
>crush didnt even say anything

then again i didnt leave a card so she had no idea they were from me
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>>26496767
>Slept all day
>woke up at 8:00pm
>browse r9k
>listen to music
a typical day for a NEET that live on his own.
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>>26496767
i've just been playing vidya with my wifes son, since my wife went out on another business trip with her boss and wont be back until tomorrow.
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>Midnight saturday
>watching a movie with qt
>1am
>movie ends
>make out for 1.5 hours
>fall asleep spooning
>wake up early in the morning
>she leaves to get breakfast
>I sleep another 5 hours
>wake up
>she's napping
>I'm tired af
>decide to push back meetup tonight

I realize I spent more time with my tongue in her mouth than studying this weekend which is really shitty because I'm in engineering.
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>>26497947
>>26498113
>>26498239
>>26498274
all of these things definitely happend for sure
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>Midnight
>Fuck i'm so lonely
>Just want to talk to a girl
>Don't know how or where to find one
>I only go on 4chan anymore
>See a thread
>Download tinder and bumble
>Take a selfie for a profile pic
>I look like an ogre
>"I-it's not that bad"
>Swipe right unless they have a male or kid in their picture to keep the algorithm on my good side
>One match
>"I swipe everyone right, don't make assumptions, i'm a 6' black Brazilian"
>Think about how to find a good gf
>Do some calisthenics
>Think about how I can get a job or something to not seem like a worthless shit because women don't like that
>Pass out at 8 AM
>Dream about a qt
>Wake up numb at 4 PM
>Fap
>Regret all the stupid shit I did with tinder and bumble
>Browse 4chan looking for ideas for a game I would want to play
>Thinking about playing dota again
>Trepidation at the idea of having to relearn all of the heroes and mechanics when I wasn't ever any good, and learning all of the new shit besides
>Probably just going to fap again, watch some anime
Happy Valentine's Day, guys.
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>>26496767
>Went to an anime convention
>pretty fun
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>7 mile hike with friends
>drop acid while I'm hiking
>Laugh at women and their inability to properly climb rocks
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>wake up
>shit, alarm doesn't go off for another hour
>lie awake in bed for an hour thinking about all the shit that went wrong in my life
>alarm goes off, get up to put it out, lie back down
>think about how my crushe's date with Chad will be later that day
>Mom calls, says she'll be here in an hour
>check phone for messages
>not a single one because everybody I know is spending Valentine's with their girlfriends/their dates
>try texting some people, no response
>mom shows up, brought me some food
>she tells me that my grandpa had a stroke yesterday and is currently in the hospital
>talk a bit, she starts cleaning the appartment even though I tell her not to
>mom about to leave, so I pack my dirty laundry and have her drop me off at the laundromat
>literally only old people there
>sit there waiting, checking my phone every few minutes but no messages
>see all the happy couples walk by the window
>pack laundry, go to bus stop just as bus arrives
>6/10 qt is getting on before me, gets the strap of her back tangled in that gate thing they have on some buses
>help her out, she thanks me and smiles at me
>get off the bus before her, look back, she's smiling at me again, giving me a little wave
>get home, eat mom's food
>think about how my crush is on her date by now
>browse /r9k/ waiting for the All Star game
>still thinking about crush, devastated knowing she's getting fucked by now
>watch game
>browse /r9k/ some more
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>>26498683
Nice cuck bait faggot

>woke up
>talked to mom about buying a house
>ate a strudel
>downloaded new kayne album
>wage cucked for 8 and half hours
>now im home and eating heated up sausage.
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No more stories here?
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>wake up at lunch
>do my laundry
>go to the gym
>eat food, talk to a someone from my class
>go sit in my dorm for the rest of the day and program
>post here
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>worked from 10pm-6:30am
>went home
>masturbated
>fell asleep at around 9 am
>woke up at 4pm
>mom went out with her bf
>home alone
>cooked some grilled cheese, put bacon bits inside, garlic, pepper jack/American cheese, and fine sliced onions
> ate it with cookies my mom left me and browsed r9k
>watch some anime
>jack off
>got ready for work at 10pm
That was my valentines day, it was okay, right now posting this from work while on register at 2am.
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I miss talking with you Ezra, i miss talking with anyone really.
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>>26496767
>woke up
>picked up the mess on my room
>immediately connected my laptop to speakers and blasted the new Kanye album while mindlessly browsing Twitter
>get out of room
>family day, really fun overall

I missed out on being sad but I am kinda catching feels just now because this girl I like is explicitly stating how she fucked and I'm jealous
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I was at work so i had a built in excuse.
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>>26496933
>>26496955
>>26497499
>>26497999
>>26498322
>>26498566
>>26500266
>tfw spent the entire day getting dubs
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>woke up at noon
>didn't finish fap, shit, shower until 1:30
>ate quick meal and went to work
>had to server couples going out for valentine's day for 6 hours
>have 2 shift beers after work
>get home
>have another beer
>decently buzzed/tipsy
>decide to watch 5 cm per second
>start crying at obvious points in the film, but particularly the end when music starts
>want to suicide really bad
>post on r9k to make myself feel better
>just downloaded helldivers and maybe that will make me feel better too
I just want a gf or something to make me feel like less of a failure
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>wake up at 5pm
>play vidya
>eat pizza
>masturbate furiously
>go to sleep again
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>be me
>dream about how I am married to Judy from Zootopia and how I must have tender sex with her
>wake up at noon
>fuck my life
>go for some running but the sun is too intense
>eat japanese
>all day with stomach pain
>shitpost on 4chan
>ywn be american
>time to sleep

My irrelevant life, if anyone cares.
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>>26496955
>Listened to VORW while listening to light swing jazz
holy fuck, same.

based brah connects us all
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>existed
>wished I didn't
>thought about going to see deadpool, then remembered all the couples are probably thinking about doing the same thing
>stayed inside and did nothing
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>>26501056
>eat japanese
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>>26497582
Ignore him, your very specific story was pretty interesting to read. Good luck tomorrow dude
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>>26501102
Japanese food*
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>>26497808
Woah shit that escalated quick.

Everyone gets stood up, you probably are not thinking clearly after it, and seeing something slightly traumatic as seeing your mother crying. Give it a few days man. Life can be absolute shit, but don't kill yourself. Life can also have a diamond day in a week of shit
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>>26497808
>i should kill myself tonight... but i know my mom would be devastated thats the only thing keeping me from not doing it

this is actually the only reason also i don't kill myself. I know if i kill myself she would never forgive herself. It has nothing to do with her though i just can't bother to be alive anymore
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>>26501126
yea i understood it i just thought that was funny
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This is it. Bleeding for an hour. Took this pic just now.
Shit wont stop. Happy v day.
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>got up at 8am
>went to church
>back home by 10:40am
>shitpost
>ordered pizza and fries
>back to shitposting
>slept for a few hours
>shitpost some more
At least my parents had a nice day together.
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>wake up at 11AM
>chill on computer for a few hours
>make some vegetarian burritos for lunch, save leftovers in fridge
>work on music & art on the computer for the rest of the day
>play a vidya every now and then but not for very long, just as a break or whatever

Prob one of the best days off I had in a while. Not being depressed seems to make a world of difference desu going by this thread.
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>singles get together scheduled tonight
>mom didn't get groceries yesterday
>goes out to a dance rehearsal because she slacked on the chore that she was supposed to do
>it gets relegated to the guy living with us
>I stay home, do the dishes
>he comes back, got the groceries
>except no ricotta cheese, we're making stuffed baked shells
>well fuck guess I've gotta do fucking everything
>hustle out to the store, buy ricotta
>get home
>sautee onions, garlic for tomato sauce
>put on the shells
>mix the prepared spinach and mushrooms with ricotta
>make tomato sauce
>eventually everything is put together, shells are stuffed and dressed
>oh wait I'm done an hour ahead of time
>whatever
>guests arrive, half hour and hour late
>party ends up all going well
>get well and drunk
>card playing
>enjoy myself
>except tfw no gf

I can't shake it. it's the verboten subject of the 14th. We all assembled being single, but you better believe I didn't want to be there for that reason.
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>>26501230
Run a warm bath and sit in it
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>>26501230
dude what the fuck just hang yourself and be done with it god that's the most inefficient way to kill yourself
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>>26496767
>wake up at 2pm cause sleepy
>shower and eat soup
>play tera then order pizza
>eat pizza while watching comedy animu
>go to sleep all cosy while happily knowing that the horrible weather has probably ruined some normies' date
>wake up and post this

10/10 would do again
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>>26496767
> Woke up at 10-ish, stayed in bed till about 1 PM
> Smoke a bit, play guitar, eat cereal
> Go outside grab a bite and receive glorious Sunlight
> Climb a tree and get Sunlight and Wind
> Call buddy to get some ganja
> Acquire ganja
> Listen to Lute players whilst browsing 4chinz

Behold the magnificence of John Dowland, robots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=613nUS1m3j8
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>>26496767
>wife and I celebrate on friday
>get a call from her uncle today
>Needs help moving beds at her grandmas house to prepare for grandpa coming home from hospital (heart attack needs hospital bed in the house)
>Move beds
>mother-in-law shows up
>starts screaming at my wife's aunt
>starts screaming at my wife's uncle
>because we're cleaning
>Without her permission
>she doesn't even live there
>wife's uncle and I laugh at how stupid my mother-in-law is
>She gets all crazy with wife's aunt
>tries to attack her
>uncle tries to get between them
>my mother-in-law is enraged
>I go to stand between them, wife's step-dad is doing literally nothing
>Tell mother-in-law if she doesn't calm down I am calling the cops
>She punches me in the face
>Call the police
>She freaks out
>I tell police that I just want her gone and that we're just trying to get the house ready
>My wife's whole family now loves me and hates my monster-in-law
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>>26501284
Its not a suicide attempt, this is barely any blood loss. The one time I did try it was a deep down the line cut.

This is chronic nose bleeds. I have weak blood vessels in my head and sinus region, despite quarterization, a humidifer, septoplasty, turbenectomy, saline washes etc I still get these massive fucking nosebleeds on a daily basis. Just out of nowhere my head starts hurting and boom. It sucks ass because even if I pinch, use ice on my neck, etc it wont stop. I just have to let it bleed out and rub cold water on my face. Pretty fucking terrible today though, took longer than usual, just wanna sleep.
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>Get text from gf at 1AM wishing me happy valentines day
>Neither of us mentions what day it is again because neither of us care
>Go about day as normal
>Spend the evening alone drinking that bottle of wine I bought to cook with, smoking a bit of weed, and watching Venture Bros.

Honestly, I'm pretty happy
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>>26496767
>Wake up 9:30, 4 hours of sleep
>Parents come home, interact briefly
>Try to ignore depression from breakup
>Browse memes, procrastinate, play video games for hours
>Meet a friend. Play video games. Start making out. Been months since anything.
>Start having sex. I bust literally as I go in the first time.
>Awkward
>Go home
>Cry
>Pull it together
>Cry again. Repeat.
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>>26496933
>said the fat roastie slut, wishing she was a cuter roastie slut, blissfully ignorant of the irony
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>wake up
>get coffee
>play fallout 4
>play rainbow six siege
>play cod blackops 2
>goto work
>think about how my dad hates me and my mom is homeless.
>wanting to kill myself.
Pretty normal day.
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>>26501336
Getting punched by your mother in law is pretty beta.
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>>26501339
Dude, your life is fucking metal. Sell your story to someone for a music video.
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>woke up next to bf
>snuggled
>went to lunch with bf
>dropped bf off at airport
>went to best friends house
>highlighted her hair
>went home
>cooked dinner
>played league of legends
>currently laying in bed about to sleep

Could have been worse
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>>26501336
Should have pressed charges
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>wake up an hour early
>fuck yeah take my time getting ready
>leave for work at 12:30
>traffic is absolutely insane
>I forgot about the golf tournament
>make it to work 20 mins late
>find out this old woman who works there was fired because she didn't show up for 2 days straight
>normal day at work
>get mc dolans on the way home
>film random shit on my phone throughout the day to turn in for my experimental film class
>text this chick I went to a concert with yesterday
>make plans to drop acid soon
>call my mom when I get home to wish her a happy birthday
>watch kripp
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>>26498223
Same here what kind joke is that
>>
>wake up to alarm
>go to work at supermarket
>frequent customer wishes me a happy valentines day
>we both laugh
>go home
>eat dinner
>browse 4chan and think about suicide
>go to sleep
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>>26496767
>woken around 2am by gf freaking out about how I'm a lazy bum that never does any household chores and that she can't stand this mess anymore
I admit it's kinda my fault but she didn't hint at anything the like ever before.
>calm her down, get back to sleep
>wake up at about 9am
>gf gifts me some chocolate, I got no present because no monay (thinking of doing jap style and giving her a present in a month though)
>spend the day cleaning our flat
>finish watching Leverage (that heist series) with her
>shower together
>best buddy comes over, spend the evening with him
>he jokingly gifts me a can of beer for valentines
>watch a Bond movie
>fap
>go to bed
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>>26496767
>wake up
>hyped4doubledate.avi
>date cancels
>thirdwheeling.jpg
>all you can eat
>all you can cry
>they come home with me
>get into my hot top
>they're eating eachother funcomfy
>sit there uncomfortable
>they go and "wash off" in my shower for nearly 1.5 hours
>get ditched by other friends I was gonna meet up with
>thrown away twice in the same day

My confidence has skyrocketed to say the very least.
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>>26502238
Hot tub I mean
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>>26502264
"How would you ladies like to see my hot top?"
>>
>woke up
>shower
>eat breakfast
>watch Gravity falls marathon because I'm bored till finale
>torrent TLOP, listen to it
>I like ultralight beam
>shitpost on /g/ and /r9k/
>masturbate
>shitpost more
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>>26496767
>woke up
>7am
>put on clothes, shower, etc
>go to plane
>some dick in a mask immasculates me then crashes my plane, no survivors
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>>26502320
Maybe it's a carrot top
>>
Me and my only 2 friends just sat around and drank.

One of them even blew off his girlfriend to drink with us, god bless his soul.
>>
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>>26502393
Could you describe this guy?
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>>26496767
>Woke up
>Played Minecraft
>Got in bed
>Posted this

Oh and I took a shit too.
>>
>Wake up in the middle of the night because of soreness in my cheeks(had my wisdom tooth removed the day before)\
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up
>Take drugs
>Go to church
>Come back home
>mom makes me soup and stuff like jello and applesauce, and mashed potatoes
>Take the drugs again and go to sleep
>Go to evening prayer group because mom makes me
>Get back home
>Post on r9k
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>>26502427
he was a big guy
>>
>woke up
>ate breakfast
>soccer game
>studied
All in all not a bad day desu senpai
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>>26496767
>got up at 7:30ish
>came on /r9k/ and shit posted in britfeels
>watched some SouthLAnd and the devil is a part-timer while doing so.
>listened to some oasis.
>GF got up so we had breakfast together.
>she got me digimonstory
>give her her gift
>watched a shitty movie
>she did her arts and crafts stuff
>I played digimon
>orederd pizza/sides
>didn't tip (Pizza boys get an actual wage here)
>watched a movie while we ate.
>played more Digimon
>went to bed and had sex
>slept

Pic related, my main, along with Gekomon and GeoGraymon
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>>26502484
what position you play anon?
>>
>mom visiting me over the weekend
>have breakfast, help her pack afterwards
>tweaking around with my raspberry
>do some stuff for uni
>around 1 pm, decide to go for a long walk
>walk 8 km around town while listening to The Way of Zen
>on way home, notice that the Sunday market is held at the riverside
>stop at fruit and veggie stand, might pick up some stuff for dinner
>talking to the vendor as I casually look to the right
>see my ex gf that broke up with me last sunday
>our gazes meet, pull phantom protocol and walk away as fast as possible

What a great day
>>
>Woke up
>Felt
>Ate a poptart while watching Battlestar Galactica
>Watched Fight Club
>tfw no psychotic ubermensch split personality bff to convince me to take advantage of life
>slept for like an hour
>woke up, unfortunately
>watched more Battlstar Galactica
>watched The Walking Dead with parents
>They love it. I don't say anything cause I hate that fuckin show
>asked friends if they wanted to talk on skype
>"no"
>felt
>played E.Y.E: Diving Cybermancy
>gained brouzouf
>went insane from overexposure to metastreumonic creatures
>legs were okay though
>Quit
>Read random Wikipedia articles
>Consider following my friends advice and try to make a lets play video
>About to start but then I remember Tyler Durden
>Imagine him making fun of me for talking at a PC monitor like a dumb fuck
>felt
>try to talk to my mom for some reason
>she calls me out for being an autist
>laying here in bed reading /r9k/ and feeling
>just now realized its Valentine's Day and I'm almost 20 with no job or school or gf and I'm a pathetic piece of shit virgin cunt
>Imagine Tyler Durden fun of me again
>Fuck you Tyler Durden
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>>26502442
When you sleep, don't sleep lying down like you normally would, but rather sitting. This will make the swelling on your cheeks less worse. Then again, days 1 and 2 are the worse after they pull them off.
>>
I uninstalled EU4 and reinstalled it, but it still doesn't work.

I spent the rest of the day contemplating how there's only $70.00 in my back account because my university are incompetent faggots who forgot to send me a cheque, and so I couldn't even get drunk (because I might need that money for food or something)
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>wrote whole day
>clover app crashed

not writing it again just take this
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>>26502735
Is pic related to your day?
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>>26502768
Not really just wanted to contribute with something
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>woke up
>drank coffee, ate a cookie from gf and read her card
>went to work, was left by myself for almost two hours during rush (i work retail)
>came home, napped
>went to dinner with gf, tipped 30% because I was feeling generous and the waiter was really nice to us
>sexmaking (inb4 ree)
>played KOTOR while gf watched american dad
>hoping for more sexmaking while shitposting
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>>26496767

>woke up at 11 a.m. with my eye hurting like it got stabbed
>go to bathroom, fucking pinkeye, everything is swollen as fuck
>make some quick breakfast, chug it down with tea and painkillers
>watch some anime to uplift mood
>fail miserably
>just sit down and begin studying for math exams
>5 hours pass
>make a short break, pop some painkillers against migraine, watch through /a/'s valentine thread and news while eating lunch
>study for another 3 hours
>get ready for sleep early, get into bed
>chat with some online friend for another 2 hours
>feel like death, still decide to turn up some sad music at 2a.m.
>contemplate all of the problems awaiting me tomorrow
>cry myself into sleep
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>>26502791
POST MOAR PLEASE


ORIGL
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>>26503092
Gallery here
http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/5806415/slutwife_mika_from_russia.html
>>
>>26502238
u fembot?
>>
>>26496767
>stay up until dawn
>sleep until 3
>text back girlfriend
>she's mad at me and tries to start a fight
>my disinterest makes her forget about it
>says she can't come over b/c work early tomorrow
>we're going to get drunk and bang today
>>
>>26496767
>got home drunk at 10am
>slept till 5pm
>woke up and felt like shit from hangover
>puked few times
>drunk some electrolytes
>went to sleep at 11pm
>>
>woke up
>cried
>considered called old oneitis
>remember that she is sloot who broke my heart
>call "friends"
>no one answers
>walk outside room
>mom&dad reinforce my hate for people
>dad says im stupid
>mom says im lazy
>thinking about crying again
>decide to watch lost
>thinking about what "she" did today with chad(s)
>still might cry.

life 2/10
>>
>got drunk with the lads
>smoked some weed and chilled with a few xanax
>under this combo proceed to chat with a grill
>wrong things were said
>regrets
>>
>wake up at 1pm
>my ex girlfriend is over hanging out with my brother, I still live at home for some reason
>play some runescape and cookie clicker for a few hours
>ascend and get 15k heavenly chips
>eat something
>shower
>shave because i'm getting scruffy
>mommy takes me and my brother to my aunts place
>eat dinner there
>drink a lot after dinner
>play some board games with them
>come home drunk and play more cookie clicker
>watch a bunch of random youtube videos
>go on /r9k/
And now I'm here
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>>26496767
>woke up at 11
>played D&D
>free burrito from Chipotle
>come on 4chan and read some feels threads
>day went from pretty good to fucking miserable
>>
>had headache
>spent the day depressed.

just like any other day
>>
This is how my first V day with a gf went

>wake up at like 9 or something
>gf's on skype
>has to to go, realtors gonna come look at her house
>fall back sleep
>mother wakes me up at 11
>want to go eat
>ok
>change
>get in car, mother starts bitching at me about some shit
>pretend I forgot my wallet, go to room and get headphones, also spray some shit on me, cause why not I guess
>get back in car and listen to music
>Anathema - Sleepless
>interrupts my music cause she can't make up her mind on what she wants to eat
>Say "Doesn't matter, anything you want."
>We go to Red Lobster, she wanted seafood
>I actually wanted to go to Chili's and get ribs
>Talk about my plans to get a job, how i'm doing in college, how gf's doing.
>Got a steak, some shrimp, brocoli, and mashed potatoes
>7/10 steak was mediocre and a little dry, everything else pretty good
>go back home
>fall asleep again
>wake up, play Dark Souls for a bit
>Make my way through the Royal Woods
>Quit for a bit take nap
>Wake up, gf's back home, calls on skype
>tell her about dream she interrupted, where she was on top of me grinding her bubble butt up against my groin
>talk for a bit
>go reheat left overs from Red Lobster
>eat and watch youtube
>finish and Play Dark Souls again
>fucking Artorias keeps killing me
>finally kill him, after I realize I needed to stop him from buffing himself
>proceed to Oolacile township, then the Chasm
>quit for today
>talk to gf again for rest of night
>she made a cute picture that's supposed to be a valentines day card, and sent it to me
>talk more
>I decide I should make one too
>make us in a little dress up game she's always playing
>make image
>send to her
>she liked it, but was too sleepy to have a really cute reaction
>decide to go to sleep
>say goodnight, love you, etc.
>can't sleep
>cover camera with little black paper and mute mic, so to not disturb her sleep
>write all this
>gonna play Dark Souls again now

I miss her.

Image I made. I'm not very good with words.
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>start watching The Shield around until 3 am
>Sleep until 9
>wake up and eat breakfast
>play vidya
>turn soil in backyard and spread manure for family
>buy stuff for Mexican food
>watch walking dead with family and the one of the two friends that I have

I can't complain

Holes are overrated
>>
>>26496767
>Planned to work on projects
>slacked off/fapped most of the day
>showered
>listened to sargon livestreams while sanding one of my masks

Was a slow day, but at least I got slightly closer to finishing one of my commissions.
>>
>>26505055
What he talk about today?
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my Feb14 story.

>wake up feel empty
>spend 3 hours editing a video for youtube
>my video is blocked worldwide
>get depressed cause Feb14 day
>my exgf still hates me
>I think about doing drugs.. I have drugs in my closet, I haven't done this shit in many years
>thoughts of buying needles enter my head
>flipped 3 coins to leave it up to fate = 3 heads get needles
> 3 coins land in heads
> get needles
>get home, stress, shoot up coke
>Monster unleashed I need more
>My veins are damaged it's hard to inject
>stabbed my veins 10 times, only did 2 hits.
>hate myself
>take mdma
>still hate myself
>smoke joint
>go to bed at too early of an hour
>wake up at 5am
>Waiting for sunday Morning sunrise at 4Chan thread.

>feel empty
>>
>wake up
>play games for an hour or so before i had to go to work
>work 1-9pm
>get home from work
>play games a bit
>wanted to drink beer
>couldn't, as i had to get bloodwork/urine test done this morning
>go to bed early (well, early for me)
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>slept
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>get qt gf a bonsai tree, flowers, her favorite candy, and a handwritten card
>get weed, a cool shirt, and to see her in some new lingerie
>get high with her
>drink hot chocolate
>she puts on lingerie
>we fuck
>lay in bed and cuddle while high
>she makes lasagna
>eat delicious lasagna
>go swimming
>watch stupid videos for a bit
>we fall asleep naked

All in all, a pretty good valentines day
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>>26496767
>worked
>really busy
>get about 100 couples give or take in and out
>go home see neighbor on staircase
>asks how my valentine day was
>talk about work and how valentine's day was shitty because i had nothing to look forward to in the first place
>bitched out for dissing roastie's favorite holiday and how instead of being the typical loser i should have just went see deadpool
>accept fate and go to bed

If you have a boyfriend and get pampered to your heart's content of course you're going to love that holiday.
>>
>>brother in law bugging me for alcohol cuz he's a cuck
>>get alcohol for him and myself, cry on the way home
>>drunkenly text oneitis, she's going on okcupid date, told her not to go, proposed
>>says she loves me as a good friend but we aren't gonna get married
>>it's fine cuz we still fugg but I love her more than she loves me
>>told mom I'm drinking vodka. Gonna have a talk with her later tonight
>>think about blowing my brains out weekly
>>
>>26505722


I fucking hate holiday shills.
If you talk about holidays as anything but a corporate wankfest, an excuse for lazy slobs to have their "well deserved break" or a buzzword celrbration of [enter buzzword here], you can hang yourself on the nearest tree.
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>>26505784

You sound like some real trash human.
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>>26499186
The encounter with that qt on the bus would have made me start crying as soon as I got home.
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>>26496767
>wake up
>cook
>eat
>decide to take a nap
>wake up 1.5 hours later
>shitpost
>read a magazine
>eat
>fap
>shitpost more
>write
>browse random websites
>shitpost even more
>sleep
>>
>hung over from hanging out with my loser friends the previous night
>check facebook quickly
>stacy was dumped by her boyfriend and she was posting all sorts of photos about how she is considering suicide and a bunch of things along those lines
>other chicks whining about tfw no bf and how depressed they are

The schadenfreude was strong that day.
>>
>>26498239

>Tfw this is exactly what I did, down to watching the same exact show

Are you me?!?!?!
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