can we get a fembot feels thread? I'll start.
>period is really late
>start to get worried thinking I'm pregnant
>realize im a kissless virgin
>haven't even touched a guy in years
LOOK GUYS I HAVE A VAGINA
HEY I HAVE A VAGINA
HEY, BOARD FULL OF LONELY VIRGIN MALES AND VIRULENT MISOGYNISTS:
I HAVE A VAGINA I HAVE A VAGINA I HAVE A VAGINA
You are so dumb it's not even funny
>inb4 hurr i'm an trole!! xD
still a retarded shitpost either way.
>the only attention I get is from my 4 beta orbiters
>i'll be alone forever
Get the fuck out. You are the reson this board exists. And now you try and hijack it the moment it becomes "edgy" and "cool"?
Kill yourself. I'm not joking. The world would be infinitely better if you were not on it. Die.
How about we start a general feels thread?
>relevant spongebob meme
>tfw getting raped is the only way I could imagine having sex
>tfw shave just in case someone attacks you and forces you to have sex
These are bad feels
The reason male feels matter more than female feels is because we aren't emotional children. Our issues affect our life and dreams, yours are in relation to not banging Chad.
>inb4 Actual Robot female here
You are just that then, a robot. Fembots are an ungodly creation where stuck up bitches come to whine about non-issues.
Chad here. I'll post fembot feels for the girl I'm currently slamming.
> have a huge crush on Chad
> he's fucking hot but also so smart
> i always message him first
> he always distances himself
> find out he's fucking a Stacy with bigger tits and ass than me
> she doesn't even have her GED
These threads make me pissed off at the reactions they get. Just don't post itt nigger. Ignore the thread if you don't like it.
>Can't handle the bantz, AT ALL!!!
I don't know, maybe like a 5-6 maximum out of 10. Most people tend to stay away from me because I look like a heroin junkie. And those that do approach me are put off by my confusion and spaghetti spillage.
But it probably doesn't even have much to do with how ugly you are alone. I'd think it has more to do with how vulnerable you look.
ooh ooh i've got one
>cram my cottage cheese thighs into a pair of sweatpants
>laying in bed with my laptop
>get a text from a funny guy I know
>he wants to take me to dinner friday night
>he's fat so I ignore it and share feminist memes on facebook
>saturday night i''m going to go to a place he hangs out at and flirt with him all night to remind myself i've ''still got it''
Better than the alternative.
But they won't be gone if you keep bumping them, mongoloid. "Read between the lines" however you want, attempt to interpret something if you really want to I guess.
You're just wasting your time familia.
>did this once out of boredom
>they dont like black fembots
>denied by dicklets
I'm a true bot
Topkek you did it again.
Man you really are retarded. I'm losing faith in humanity.
>going to a community college nearby
>living with parents
>part time job at a diner
>when I don't work I stay at home posting on 4chan, playing vidya, or sleeping
my life is really boring tbqh.
>tfw Black GF is my dream.
Feel free to leave picture of hand with E-mail.
just a reminder, don't date robots, they are not innocent victims.
because it's always trolling.
you're talking to dudes who's best interaction with a female involves some sort of prank. if anyone purporting to be female wanted to do anything beyond sharing snapchats i would dismiss it out of hand
>I look like a heroin junkie
> I'd think it has more to do with how vulnerable you look
Sure as a rape target, but regular guys would only be avoidant if you were particularly sketchy.
I couldn't get Chad
Roasties can either apply themselves and got to school and focus on work. Or be whores like always and not end up in business leads. Guess which one they always choose.
Not even a robot horror story
>Roasties can either apply themselves and got to school and focus on work. Or be whores like always and not end up in business leads
what does work and school have to do with that post?
5'7" and 84lbs as of some time last week.
But since when does a rapist care about how sketchy you act? If it's just a regular guy, he probably wouldn't be looking to rape. If it's just something as simple as taking advantage, that could be done in literally any casual/non-casual setting as long as you fit the qualities the guy likes.
>WAAAH MEN OWN BUSINESSES AND RELIGION
Whiny bitch is complaining about how men are busy producing all the shit in the world. She then complains about how men are forced to kill other men in far off countries like she is some sort of victim.
> every single time I want to prove I'm a girl though
1. you don't announce your gender
2. you post contact info
3. your story doesn't de-rail shit
4. you're not obnoxious (good luck)
5. your story is boring
I'm currently on anti-depressants/anxiety medication (about a week so far) Shut-in, but went to college and dropped out because I got super ill.
I'm currently on anti-depressants/anxiety medication (about a week so far) Shut-in, panic attacks when i go outside. I went to college for half a year and dropped out due to a sickness.
No because it's too much baggage for you. But you probably get off on damaged girls.
One punch man is awesome. Also im mentally challenged and cant keep someone until i get better
>getting along with a new coworker
>"we should hangout outside of work"
Post fucked up didnt want to post two replies
>5'7" and 84lbs as of some time last week.
How long have you been a spooky skeleton? Why did you choose to go full spooky?
>But since when does a rapist care about how sketchy you act?
No rapist wants to get stabbed!
>could be done in literally any casual/non-casual setting as long as he can't get caught and is drunk and horny enough
>be virgin neet
>get a virgin neet bf
>give him a blowjob on valentines day
>no idea what i'm doing, all sexual stuff is alien to me
>blowjob is terrible
>he still loves me
>mfw i promised i'll give my best to be able to please him properly
Again, mistyped the 8, should be 9. Not an intentional skelly, I'm just an ectomorph that doesn't eat consistently at all. One day I will have 1-2 meals, another I just sleep all day.
>5'7" and 84lbs
Are you pale as fuck?
Do you live in the U.S. if so which part? (South, Northeast, West, etc)
On a scale of 1 to 10, what rate would you give your feet?
Would you ever have anal sex?
>no one has sent me a snap yet
maybe all the robots should colonize some poor southeast asian country and blow dosh on ugly hookers
on fucking valentine's day? really? you can't leave us alone for this one day out of the year?
>big black vagina being satisfied with anything less than a huge 8+ inch dick
black women are overwhelmingly size queens and they didn't want to bother on some thot who was gonna reject them anyways
>can I be in the middle of you two and have us make an Oreo?
I kek'd m8. I may as well take you up on your offer seeing as how the qt black fembot never replied. She's probably too busy being dick'd down by Chad and Brad. I don't even know why I even bother trying.
>Not just wanting to live out a fetish
Pale 'as fuck,' questionable
I never understood the feet stuff, so I don't know good or bad qualities very well. Used to play vidya with a guy that was really into that stuff and it kind of sketched me out. I'd give myself a 5 or
6 because my pinky toes are bent weird and my soles get dry and crackly.
The thought of sex in general is intimidating and that seems like a step farther.
I don't like posting like this. It's fun to answer normal questions that people are curious about, but it always gets out of hand. When can we have a reasonable, relaxing thread where people can ask questions that don't involve sex?
Why'd you fuck your stepdad?
Does your mom know?
If you are a female I would honestly have sex with you desu
lol he was a co-worker now manager at my work. my mom has her string of boyfrnds off POF and thinks i havent even held hands with a guy
Are you a homewrecker?
I live in the Northeast, nowhere near Seattle.
I kinda had a feeling you weren't when you mentioned fetish. So what exactly is your fetish? Having a threesome with a black couple?
Yah. he just got promoted and i dont even live in the state anymore. it's kind of messy. he just used me for sex when i was there and now he wants to keep things going via text. before all of this i was some recent highschool graduate who had never been kissed/played runescape all the damn time
> schizo senpai smiles a lot at me
> he even howled after speaking to me, meaning I pleased him
> slowly worming my way into his life
I-I'm getting courage to ask him to watch a movie with me
if i was in a relationship with him it would have been hot. but it just ended up hurting because all he did would come over before work, fuck, then i wouldnt see him for like five days. i highly recommend it for your first encounter with the opposite sex
When my work schedule overlapped his time off, he would get pissed. But I had more time off than him and I would be really sad that he never made an effort to see me. i also brought him a ton of gifts from my job (worked at a well-known candy store) . he brought me leftover food once.
Women really can NEVER EVER be robots.
Been on this purgatory board for most of seven years now and I can only be eternally amused by these developments.
the only thing i enjoyed was the sex, and being attracted to him. it was pretty amazing and that seems to be one of the big reasons of him leaving our hometown and moving to where i am for college. but he never took me out on a date once, always came over to my place, and i paid for the lunch we got once lol. i love him but he's pretty much an airhead who works 40 hours in retail and has two kids, pays child support. etc. i was kind of hoping for something for valentines day, because a couple days ago he said he wasnt seeing anyone else and wanted to be with me. i got a "happy valentines day" text. so now i have to end it all
>played runescape all the damn time
What happened to your online friends?
>tfw you still miss people from maplestory
Fuck that game though.
>tfw nobody wants to date you because you aren't a whore
Anal and oral are for faggots and whores, but for some reason guys expect it.
Wish I could just find an asexual cutie for some pure romance
I was speaking about women, if that was not painfully apparent.
Yeah. People were angry because I went with a guy who had a terrible history with women in the past, therefore I fell into the category of being a piece of crap for going along with it. Honestly, I understand. It does not paint you in a kind light when you're with a guy who doesn't treat you right yet you continue to put up with it because he's hot, is great in bed, and makes you feel attractive.
Maybe not here, lol.
I saw you post your hand yesterday(?) but came into the thread too late. Didn't think you would see my "hi."
I went to go play dota you disgusting nigger. That black fembot was right about black guys. Nothing but coons.
id plow ur snow if you know what i mean
lol! some can't see past their self-pity. i appreciate all the help i can get. i had no experience prior to dealing with guys before meeting him, so its a little bit apparent he was able to take advantage in some regards. the one time i asked him to use a condom, it was "Oh, we're not gonna need that". yeah, okay. i was a virgin so no prior exposure to STI's. and i already took the pill in anticipation of it. but still. it shouldn't been brushed off like that because he felt like going raw
>move to nowhere
>everybody is only interested in partying or camping or other outdoors shit
>shitty uni doesn't have any clubs of value
>only two "nerdy" clubs are league (kek) and anime
>i don't watch that much animu
>can make small talk but nobody has anything of interest to say
>go days without having any social interaction with anyone outside, besides paying for food or whatever
I just want someone I can talk to.
he is attractive
he has a low stress job
he is capable of attracting women and treating them badly
he apparently doesn't feel bad for doing so
even one of those things would be nice to have
It's fine, I don't have kik anyway. I downloaded it once and all I got were sex bot spam messages.
I've been here less than a year/two semesters, so I don't know how I'd even go about that. Not to mention I have no idea what club I'd want to make.
Adding onto that, starting a club by myself and trying to get someone to join a club if I just sit at a table alone with a single sign up sheet sounds awful. People would just look at me with pity and walk away.
he isn't conventionally attractive, but yeah. he's had a string of gfs and got someone knocked up twice since 18. i've worked with him, the job is definitely not low-stress, but i get what you mean. he never finished college. i sometimes wonder if he understands the effect he's having. but im tired of his shitty excuses and not getting a response text for over 24 hours. im still a sucker for him, and even how angry i get when the moment comes to really tell how bitter i am, i cant stand the idea of not having him anymore.
>implying I'm the original anon you were talking to
I'm just letting it be known nothing of value was lost because you play mobas. Maybe if you didn't have such shit taste you'd have a boyfriend by now nigress.
>dick was stabbing at taint, then shoved in dry vagina
Tried that, problem is the groups I'm interested are either:
1. Nobody actually attends anything or posts on the page
2. Everybody is significantly older than I am
Being in the middle of nowhere also makes it so that most of these groups are old niggers with their "spiritual" or "holistic" or "meditation" groups.
I found a robot here that goes to my campus the other day but he hasn't been online since our short conversation. I think I'm destined to be lonely as fuck for as long as I live here.
I don't really care enough.
And after throwing out four years, I'd just end up with somebody else with a hidden flaw, like they raped their baby cousin or they have crab hands.
Bad at sex and presents is a relatively small flaw.
the big thing was that i knew him for a year and saw him pretty much every day at work before we got together. that gave me plenty of time to become attracted to him. it wasnt instant. it was the same on his part and that's what made the sex unbelievable. and other physical factors
since i hadnt kissed anyone before him, never got myself off, i found it really reassuring i could have a reaction like i did. so when you are in that alone state your drive kind of turns off
Man I don't know if I could be in a relationship with an asexual. I think that the only thing worse than being a kissless virgin would be to love a qt woman that you could never touch, yet still have to pretend to have a functional marraige with
sleeping in separate rooms is not functional
pretending to be in love is not functional
>a man with literally no testicles is better with women than I am.
welp that's it.
i'm blowing my brains out right now
sincerely hope you are raped by a pack of niggers and murdered by method of skullfucking. would suit a subhuman abortion reject like yourself ^_^
I was around some people discussing vidya the other night and LoL was brought up. I helped out because the guy couldn't remember what the genre (moba) was called so I informed him. I didn't mention ASSFAGGOTS but I thought about it. ^_^
What is a testisicle? Is that a new-fangled type of ice cream?
I seriously don't understand. Shes not even 50 yet. Who wants to stop having sex forever!? It wasn't even his choice too and a horse injuried his nuts btw. I even asked if he used sex toys with her and she said no. I dont know why shes settling for this. Inb4 money or something
>He can't even get a boner.
He can probably still do things to your mother and enjoy it, and she can probably do things with his prostate.
Even if they don't do anything sexual she can always take care of herself.
romantic love without sex is fucked up desu famiglia
i could not handle being in that type of relationship. if she let me have sex with her to make me feel better it would be even worse because then i;m pretty much a rapist
My mom said masturbation is disgusting but I found her sex toys. I don't think she knows how to use them and admitted it the other day when i was having a convo about sex toys between my sis and I. I'm not even sure if she had a clitoral orgasm. I feel bad for her for being so ignorant and settling for a guy with no balls. Id doubt shed finger her ass. I may try to convince her to try and learn how to use them
why not anon,you said it now post it
I even asked if he did that to her and she said no. My mom is NOT asexual. Shes just settling for him because hes nice to her. There are tons of nice guys but sex in a relationship is important too. Unless shes fucking menopausal now
>Roasties can either apply themselves and got to school and focus on work. Or be whores like always and not end up in business leads.
How is this different from what most young men do?
>having touched a guy in years
Nobody saw the b8? Tbh I still always will blame the loser that feels the need to beat up on virgins on a virgin board on valentines day. Good work OP.
>I need my mom to stop being so delusional
She's happy, it may not make sense but it's fine.
Don't try to give your mom a dildo tutorial, and chill out, a woman's sex drive drops in her middle age anyways.
hidradenitis suppurativa, now show that puss puss
Yes, she had a fling with some guy upstairs and said they messed around a lot but stopped. So yeah plenty of boyfriends after my Dad (shes a milf). So finally she found a really caring guy without a nutsac. Shes so dumb thinking he's the only nice guy. Gonna have to have a talk with her about sex toys if she is really planing on having a sexless relationship.
My mom isn't some saggy ass looking woman. She's beautiful and looks great for her age. I can try to be more understanding but i still feel obliged to teach her how to use a vib or something.
do you want to fuck your mom anon?
Me. Although I am not certain i want children. I did not masturbate or have any desire for sex prior to meeting my bf. I still am not very into it, but have tried to familiarize myself with it and associate it positively because I believe it would bring him joy. He does somewhat want kids and I've considered the idea of losing my virginity to him when and if we do try for children.
I havent had sex but i know how to use sex toys. I just don't think its normal for a person like her to be in a sexless relationship.
I dont have a penis. I justcare for my mom
No what's not normal is inbreds like you trying to force their parents to do what you like in their free time because you think it's better. Your mom is happy, leave her alone you scum
you don't need a dick ,for lesbian sex with your mom
My mom is sacred to me. I'd never think about her that way.
>he secretly wants me to prove im not fat so he can masturbate to my pictures
You're actually turning me on now. Stop
>No because it's too much baggage for you. But you probably get off on damaged girls.
not that guy, but people here called me 'chad' when i posted a pic. out of interest, would you fuck me if i offered you a pity fuck? would you be embarrassed if people found out? is sex important enough to you that you'd fuck a complete stranger? would you ever hire a male escort?
all fembot responses welcome, women still confuse me to some extent and i think always will, but still interested to learn more about you mysterious folk
oh and meant to add... yeah damaged girls turn me on no-end. feels nice knowing that i'll never be physically violent, always treat women with respect, do my best to be romantic, whereas their ex's have typically beaten and abused them. makes me feel nice, just being nice to a girl who's not used to it.
Perhaps. She just told me today about him not having any balls and it shocked me. I guess she really loves him and I'm happy for her either way.
>miserable and taking his frustrations out on me
It's almost midnight but the everyone on my floor would hear me laughing right now.
>everytime I want to prove Im a girl
But why would you need to prove you're a girl. The only reason its pertinent is when you are attention whoring. This place isnt about attention seeking. If you were actually anon youde know that but you're a dumb slut.
Now get out.
He doesn't like me back
I messed things up
Am I an autist or what
I'm not anymore. It's something I used to do but it's a bit boring now. I just get myself off and go on with my day.
You have problems and I cant take you serious when it comes to your opinion but if harassing people makes you feel better then so be it.
>Wish I could just find an asexual cutie for some pure romance
i would treat you like a queen. i would open doors, lay my coat in puddles, pay for everything, give you the comfiest pillow, fan you when you're too hot, spoon you when you're too cold, wake you with breakfast in bed and surprise you with little trinkets and treats at random times for no reason, give you foot massages, read you bedtime stories, give you my coat when it rains, tell you i love you, hurt anyone who hurts you, tell you that while you're with me you needn't worry about ANYthing - just be you and everything else will be taken care of, work my fingers to the bone while you stay at home or do chores - your choice, write you poems on valentines day, buy your fave cake on your birthday, cook you delicious meals every evening and drink merlot by candlelight, snuggle up by the fireplace with you and flick through holiday brochures deciding on which warm cosy country we'll retire to when we're old, i will never ask you to do anything sexual with which you're uncomfortable, but if you do want sex i'll do anything from making love to you for hours at a time, to fucking you hard and deep - whichever is your preference, i'll love you, i'll hug you, i will be YOUR man.
all you have to do is wear a mask with a pic of my ex's face on it 24/7.
I never implied I was normal but not pitiful like you. Also my mom should know how to orgasm by herself. It's also healthy to masturbate.
>its the best thing ever besides eating your favorite food
Ok here is me. Fatty and juicy for you babe
This threads still going? fucking christ...
Why do women stop talking to men once they get bored of them? Life is unfair.
>the only relationship i can see myself in is an incredibly toxic, co-dependent one
>because being treated like shit would give me an excuse to treat the other person like shit right back
I think I've internalized r9k's soggy knees, if you want to confirm all women want to be treated like shit you may
PIECE OF SHIT GF THIEF POST HIJACK I CANT EVEN GET A GF HERE
>turn 30 later this year
>bulimic, can't stop eating
In the past 48 hours, since getting off work on Friday, this is just what I can remember eating:
-2 frozen macaroni & cheese frozen meals
-A giant bag of tostito lime chips
-12 Johnsonville bratwursts (two packages) on buns w/ yellow mustard
-An entire pound of pasta made into some pasta salad type thing with tuna, balsamic vinegar, olive oil
-A package of pillsbury cinnamon rolls w/ icing
-Two medium dominos pizzas
-A pint of Friendly's mint chocolate chip ice cream
-Half a mini carvel ice cream cake
-Two bacon egg & cheese croissants from Dunkin Donuts
-Eggs benedict from ihop
-Two packages of ramen
I think I'm missing a couple things. But there is no place I'd rather be than alone, in my own apartment, with a kitchen full of food, and a toilet all to myself for a great 3 day long weekend to scarf and barf to my little heart's desire.
but girls are the greatest thing in the known universe bar nothing, anon. i don't care how many people this post will piss off, i don't care if people think i'm trolling/lying. girls are fucking great, compared to girls, we're hopeless. they deserve so much more respect than they receive here or, well, anywhere for that matter.
which would you prefer? for your own 10/10 to actually be deeply in love with you and faithfully stay with you for the rest of your life, or to be a billionaire who drives ferraris, lives in a mansion, eats only supreme quality food, and fucks ten 18yo's a day, none of whom love you?
if for even a moment you're tempted by the latter option, i suggest you give it some serious thought, and furthermore i believe that you've never been in love. i would go for the loving relationship in a heartbeat.
>wasting delicious food like that
What the flying fuck.
honestly don't even know how it's physically possible to fit this much food inside you. at 6ft3 and with a tendency to walk through countryside/on beaches for a few miles most weekends, most days i'll have 1 meal and maybe snack on fruit/nuts here and there if i'm peckish. i could still lose a couple of pounds. today i ate 3 slices of bacon and 2 fried eggs, a smoothie and a prawn curry, and i feel bloated. jesus man don't you get fuckin' bored with eating?
I eat until it feels like my stomach is about to explode, until I have a headache and it's hard to breathe, and then I chug about 16 ounces of water and it all comes up really easy. After that, it's time for round two.
I can go a few rounds over the course of a couple of hours. Then my body is really exhausted and my throat and esophagus feel like they're on fire. At that point I take a xanax and sit down for a nap. Then I wake up and I start salivating about what else I can eat next and the cycle starts all over again.
t-that's so hot
i shouldn't think this is hot
please don't kill yourself anon. find a new obsession?
become this guy. while clearly at least as insane as you, his psychosis isn't gonna kill him...
channel the energy somewhere less harmful? gotta be something mang.
You keep trying until you find something that works. It can also take a month or more for them to work and just sitting around doing fuck all doesn't help you become a happy person too while on medication. They give you a crutch but you have to fucking try.
I have a very good normie salaried job and I restrict my cals during the work week. Usually I cap around 350-400. I will eat a carton of yogurt for dinner, a carton of yogurt for breakfast, and black coffee in between. When people get off at work at 5PM on Friday and they have a drink or a glass of wine, I start eating the minute I get into my car. Usually I will have a bag in my trunk that I can immediately start on while I stock up on other stuff.
I've had this extracurricular activity since I was 16, but the last year or so it's gotten really bad. It's all I think about. I don't try making friends and I definitely, never ever ever, go on a date because the food will always take precedence and I will always choose the food over another person. And also I don't know how to go out with people and eat "socially" whatever that means.
Thanks anon. Maybe someday I will get my shit together.
there was a shut-in who lived near me who was so fat, that one day when he became so ill that he needed to get to hospital, the fire brigade had to come around, chop a hole in the roof of his house, use a crane to lift him out, then wheel him away on a motorized cart, and loaded him into a lorry because he wouldn't fit in an ambulance. he hadn't been able to get out of his bedroom door for the last 15 years. he died in hospital soon after arriving.
wonder if he used to come here
>You keep trying until you find something that works
Depression doesn't work like that, you either get lucky or you don't.It's the mental version of cancer. Whether the person is capable of enduring it for the entirety of their life is a different story.
Well, I've given up actively looking for a long time.
I'm not depressed anon over there. Just tired of having to play social niceties with normies. Last week I was at one of my worst points.
ever tried mindfulness/meditation/spirituality? alan watts has got me through some hardcore shit,
this vid is long and you'll need to listen to it twice, at first you'll wonder wtf it has to do with over-eating. but it helped enormously with my alcoholism and general issues with addiction. maybe just bookmark it incase one day you're at your wits end and need something/anything new.
get well soon bruh.
At least use a helium exit bag. I don't think anyone would enjoy cleaning up your guts. Inb4 too scared to off yourself then you go back to bitching. Exhaust all your options or die if you're suffering so much.
that's so dumb, most robots choose to be the way they are because learned helplessness. Women either can or can not be robots. I tend toward the latter.
Either way, enjoy accepting failed traps, cuckbois, and pegfags into your circle of robot, because they are not women.
you could literally make a okcupid or plentyoffish account and receive an enormous amount of messages from several different men, and also get sex from men whenever you want.
robot men (actual robots) don't have either of those options.
you're just a picky dumb broad.
>robots you can get a gf if you want, just go outside and talk to someone
>fembots you can get a bf if you want, just go outside and talk to someone
One of these is okay on this board, one of them isn't. It's amazing to think that maybe some fembots aren't comfortable going outside to talk to complete strangers like you are, or aren't comfortable getting dicked by a random Chad.
Do you really think that robot/non-robot matters that much on a laotian cave painting rock wall? Like I said, most robot men like to believe they are helpless.
Trannies and degenerates can receive an enormous amount of attention and sex from the sex they desire in the same way women can. And yet I see their threads here every day.
Maybe the point I am making is, nipmoot should make a femanon board to contain this shit somewhere else from you, then.
kil urself slut lol
I struggled with depression unmedicated for 9 years and wanted to end my life. I thought I was unfixable too but nothing is impossible if you try. You're just complaining and when someone makes you feel better for a quick fix you go back to crying a week later. I decided to get medicated and not kill myself. End of story. Exhaust all your options or end yourself you coward.
>tfw you'll never be a worthless abortion reject waste-of-oxygen generic typical female like 99% of the females ITT
FEELS FUCKING GREAT MANG
>12 unique players this month
>hates mobas cuz he sucks at them
So did I and surpassed my trainer.
I'm only 3.3k, carry me please. What's your role?
>whoever wins a 1 v 1 match does the dishes
I'm not but mentally deranged which is worse. Why can't i just find a dota bf to smoke weed with and cuddle at night? Who can also pretend to be my favorite hero too. I'd have to get along with him as well.
>unironically playing mobas
>unironically participating in le Dotuh vs LeL war
>unironically being this much of a faggot
>I'm not but mentally deranged which is worse.
That's better actually. I wouldn't have it any other way.
>Why can't i just find a dota bf to smoke weed with and cuddle at night?
Sounds perfect. Where do you live?
If you don't know what's wrong with moba's, you are literally, I mean LITERALLY autistic.
It's like asking to explain what's wrong with mlp or Minecraft.
All that weed probably made you autistic
I smoke weed for my anxiety and it helps me sleep. I haven't in awhile though and I cuddle a bear + a huge pillow for comfort. Dota is the only game I play. I'm not good at anything else.
Canada. I know long distance relationships don't work but damn a girl can dream
Dota girls are notorious sluts.
One of my friends had a 3some with 2 NEET sisters that wanted dota shekels
>mfw one got pregnant
>degenerate weed smoker
Assuming you're not underage, which you are, did you vote for le weedman?
What year is it, I think I forgot.
Women don't know anxiety. I have to be put in medically induced comas once every few months or the anxiety will drive me psychotic.
>cuddle a bear
Same bear that daddy gave you for not telling mommy about your blanket wrestling?
You make one and I'll give you my steam.
I didn't vote for him.
>wants to let in refugees without a background check
>this will cost 100 million cuck dollars
My father is conservative and my mother is liberal. I voted for Harper once 4 years ago though.
Lets see, I've been emotionally terroized for years by stacys, chads, and tyrones. People have tried to get through to me but Im a wall now. Not towards bots anyway. I have a lot of stories but Im putting myself at risk for losing a potential boyfriend here. I always wondered if there was something they could do to your brain to make you forget but I dont want be clinically diagnosed as insane.
>cant play any games in a hospital
It's also a bear from this old lady that's very nice to me.
She's physically disabled and that's an impossible task for her.
>mfw you keep making hilarious assumptions